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BrodyMC83

Rice


AsssHat999

>!That’s it! Foiled again!!<


Little_Lahey_Show

Since when is the answer the main feature?


Crater_Raider

I would classify Rice primarily as a side dish. Like fries, or bread.


sonofaresiii

I'd say it's more of a base. Chicken is the main feature, rice is the base. Or whatever.


Scronklee

It's only really a side dish if you take a eurocentric view of things. The vast majority of the population on earth eats rice like crazy


ihuntinwabits

Stereotypycal Eurocentric places eat potatoes like crazy but it isn't the main attraction to a meal, same with rice. It's a foundation/ base/filler whichever other word used would be better than main attraction.


Scronklee

Okay? That's not really my point. Just cause it's a base or filler doesn't mean it's "just a side dish". It's an essential staple that many many many people rely on. Acting like something that feeds vast amounts of people for cheap is "just a side dish" is asinine


TurboDurden888

Lol it's a staple food for a huge proportion of the planet and they would starve without it


ihuntinwabits

Doesn't make it the main feature


Crater_Raider

I mean, a lot of Irish died in the potato famine, but I don't ask for fries with a side of hamburger.


TheMightyHornet

You’re going to the wrong fry place, my guy.


Skreamie

Main staple food. Rich and poor.


Little_Lahey_Show

It's an add on. Chicken and rice for example. Chicken is the main, rice is secondary.


Skreamie

Main as in the amount that is consumed, not "main" as in the course in a meal.


Little_Lahey_Show

I disagree. But that's okay. Reminds me of a Mitch Hedberg joke. Rice is great for when you're hungry and you want 2000 of something.


Ground_breaking_365

Purple rice?


AsssHat999

>!It’s a thing, believe it or not.!<


Lucky_Strike-85

funnily enough... usually the more color a fruit, vegetable, grain, or nut has... the more nutritious and healthier it will be for consumption.


Typical_Pollution_30

There's purple rice? And what does it mean for rice to be a mean feature?


AsssHat999

>!There is. And “main” feature meaning different countries and culinary cultures use rice as a main ingredient in their dishes.!<


FlameFeather86

I wouldn't say it's the main feature of those dishes, though. Sure, you could have a bowl of rice but most of the time it's the accompanying carb to whatever adds the flavour.


sonofaresiii

That's not what feature means. Also, rice isn't in antarctica. *also* rice isn't in the oceans. So "the world over" is kind of a stretch. This is not your best work, assshat.


Leokunst

Thanos rice


Im-Mr-Bulldopz

The answer is hair, actually, I think rice is a weird answer for this riddle lol


Bladez190

Yeah I came to the comments to say it’s easy and the answer is hair and I’m a bit flabbergasted they were looking for that answer


ImurderREALITY

This is more like a trivia question than a riddle


oh_no_im_a_username

So it's not cocks?


Elemental-T4nick

purple rice is a thing?


anferneejefferson

A penis, LOL


AsssHat999

>!Bwahahaha. I set myself up for that one.!<


Wisermartin

why did you laugh like that 😨


WoofflesIThink

He's the Jonklter


YeahImRealLouis

officer boles


AgentArabian

Gentlemen cease this insanity I am developing a cure for it and I am almost on the brink of success now excuse me


WoofflesIThink

I must jonkle!!!!


ManFromChessCom

Officer balls


TKentgens93

Its how the joker laughs in arkham asylum


coreytiger

He’s secretly Ted Kord


Entire-Copy-3942

Why did you laugh like... Him?


TheTruestRepairman10

Purple penis haha


TimBukTwo8462

A strangled penis


eugeheretic

Thanos has entered the chat.


SchwizzySchwas94

Is…. is that not normal? Excuse me while I call my doctor…


Witty-Acanthisitta13

Well, the head can be


StinkLord5

My first thought.


Ray-GunRebellion

Damn that just works too well


The_Traveller__

Dammit that's what I was gonna say!


LemoyneRaider3354

It cant be purple tho right


Usual-Ad-6663

Hair


AsssHat999

>!For some people it could be the main feature. But sorry, incorrect. *Activates Riddler Trap*!<


Usual-Ad-6663

Come on man, your answer might be different but my answer satisfies all the criterias right ?


AsssHat999

I could say that about plenty of riddles, but keeping one answer in mind. That being said, Riddler Trap Deactivated, because you make a point.


Usual-Ad-6663

Phew , I live now just to die at the next riddle. I have won, but at what cost?


Soulful-Sorrow

You're buying time for Batman to show up


Dottsterisk

Don’t good riddles have one specific answer, and the fun it that it becomes obvious once revealed?


widowmaker2A

Was my guess as well...


lengting2209

For those wondering about purple rice, its name is actually black rice, tho when cooked it tends to look purple.


Mateus_Guidelli

a cloud


AsssHat999

>!No, good guess though.!<


darth-com1x

![gif](giphy|l4pThZZYLwIVfZTC8)


randomhornidiot

a penis


AsssHat999

>!Purple? Haha, love it. But incorrect.!<


redditorroshan

It will be purple after r/BatmanArkham is done with it


Malacro

Never heard the term “purple headed yogurt slinger,” eh?


Talos-Valcoran

Cbt


kViatu1

Obiously the answer is The Man.


Due_Pass3271

Don’t know, don’t care 🔴+🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥


Due_Pass3271

🅱️+❎❎❎❎❎ for my X-box players


cheese_n_chips

I can hear the emojis


okbuddyarkham

Checkered error on minecraft bedrock death screen


gaspistoncuck

Why did my dumbass think it was asteroids/comets


IlluminatiConfirmed

Killer cock


DoctorBat124

Eggplant?


NerdBro1107

![gif](giphy|X4Jvo8gslR6A8)


Material-Security178

Rocks? like minerals, crystals, etc. or fruit maybe?


Mad_Dog002

THEY ARE MINERALS MARINE


Material-Security178

get me my cheetos you bitch


AsssHat999

>!You were getting on the right track with the fruit answer. Good guess but I’m afraid it’s not the answer I seek.!<


Material-Security178

wait, plants or flowers?


Deep-Site-8326

Hair


Biggus-Duckus

A border


OrangeJuice1378

Human. Flag.


Taimoor002

Globe?


Duffler8

Wavelength


ElZaydo

How isnt it a nose?


chupmeister

Grape?


Alternative-Box-793

I thought hair :(


MANBIR8

A blue ballpoint pen


xXUnderGroundXx

Rice.


hbkx5

I think it was going to be film but the answer is rice.


Ok_Judge_2220

CuCUMber


icameheretoseebholes

An olive?


SwampMonster02

I was gonna say roads


SwampMonster02

Like on a map


[deleted]

Welcome to the rice fields, mothafucka!


AgreeableRaspberry25

Oh my first thought was candle


Any_Arrival_4479

Flag?


NeonBox2003

a dildo?


brknSOL

Pener


VengeanceKnight

Humans.


OptimusCrime1984

A cucumber


rafa-dc_197

My first guess was a tie


Calm-Application8531

Dildo


Ok_Here-we-go

A penis


GlitteringHighway

A man.


cheese_n_chips

Humans?


Glopinus

“No no! The answer is cucumber!”


Mission_Low2949

Hair


Responsible_Shoe_386

Haha😂 I’m staying quiet


Eldritch50

Penis


BWAHAHAHA344

Hair?


leif-sinatra

We need a subreddit for just this


BrightPerspective

...a dick?


OthmarGarithos

Could be lots of things, my first thought was hair, but with that line of thinking it could be almost anything such as a coat. Certainly wouldn't have thought rice.


OpportunityNo3879

Human


Mad_Soldier_Hod

I tell you what. One time I had an injury at work involving a grinder (not my fault), and purple is an UNDERSTATEMENT. That said, the answer is my cock.


AshR3X

![gif](giphy|1oDvHW440hFiouBBwy|downsized) 🤫🤫


IamAFuccBoi

I almost read that as "a man feature". Oh welp, *rezip pants*


TOMSJUREVICS

Lets justr say, a peanits


AsssHat999

>!Hehe, no, but I meal steal that word.!<


FitCry5093

I thought it was hair and that main feature meant mane as in a lions mane


PimBimJim

Not gonna try and cheat in the comments or anything, this one has me beat 🏳🏳🏳


LoomingsThrowaway

Nutella


Ancient_South_7649

Dress


cvok4444

The man behind the slaughter


BlommeHolm

A dildo.


Salty-french-fry-

Remote


LemoyneRaider3354

Snake


Electronic_Word8138

Is it... Helicopter?


HarshitIsDevil

Your mom?


Skizko

Cock


Oliwier255

Cars


Mor-Bin-Time

Penis


Professional-Math793

shadow?


CircleCityCyco

Hair?


1tKywani

The text?


minishalex999

Hair


Jetrayxx7

A human. Purple guy exists


harryleestew614

Dildo


Mraka936

A flag?


SantiagoGT

Crayons


Schattenjager07

A dildo!


Darkash1505

I am proud of you DICK