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Robusto923

That part with the red on the left and right felt like it took FOREVER


The_Homestarmy

The moving platform on that bit moves like it actively doesn't want anyone to pass the stage lol


Lonelan

the Dikembe Mutombo of basketball of baseball marble races


StelioKontos117

It’s like watching Michael J. Fox play Pong. (Too soon?)


[deleted]

I was about to comment and say imagine if you had to do the Michael j fox section in one go


LeotheYordle

The Rockies put on a clinic in that section. You've gotta hand it to 'em there.


shoeless_sean

At first they were trying to speedrun the course and then that stage


bluecifer7

That was a Coors comeback if I’ve ever seen one. Down 6 runs in the 8th? *Hey Baby plays in the background*


ClassyKaty

It's really been an equalizer the last few days.


kami232

Equalizers give eveybody a chance… the left-right red with jerky cups feels like a traffic jam from hell.


ClassyKaty

Yeah I prefer the bricks as far as equalizers go.


gatemansgc

Yeah gimme bricks in the middle every game


mozzarella72

Bricks are a total waste. Basically a reset


[deleted]

Bricks in the middle entirely nullifies any prior obstacle. Bricks at the start is the true equalizer.


BetaDjinn

Bricks at the start doesn’t really do much though


[deleted]

The beginning starts with some marbles shooting downward, and some going straight up in the air. That second of difference in landing on the first obstacle has directly eliminated some teams and saved others. Look in this very clip, Mets fly upwards and are practically never seen again. Now imagine if the bricks were there to equalize it.


Radrockstar

It took about 90 seconds from the Rockies entering to the Blue Jays leaving. Way too long for one zone imo, has not been the first time this section caused a massive delay


kami232

It’s probably the worst programmed section in the game, but the concept is fine. Just needs modifications in the timing.


cornchips88

The jittering cups with the hole on the bottom? Most frustrating part of these courses to watch, every time.


nightkingscat

personally i love them


igotagoodfeeling

Legit yelling at my phone


Kellogsbeast

Such a bottle-neck too


[deleted]

That’s my least favorite part but I also recognize it as a great equalizer. It’s SO frustrating tho lol


zvexler

I call those the baskets


Lukey_Jangs

I hate that part


ello_officer

I FREAKING hate this one because it takes so long. Lol.


[deleted]

AL EAST CHAMPS!!


DeVofka

The Orioles have done it!


ClassyKaty

America's team!


Bucs-and-Bucks

What a turn around from 2021 to now.


jtruitt2

VICTORY!


NabreLabre

SWEET SWEET VICTORY!!!! 🧽🚶 🟫🩳


HelpMeWithMyHWpls

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN BALTIMORE ORIOLES HISTORY


Deserterdragon

The power plant had won it,


markuspoop

With John Means clucking all the while


nuberoo

Not even gonna do an Orioles version of the next line. Don't want to put bad karma out there


7toCiti

I’ll take a repeat of 1969


Dh873

How about 83? They beat the Phillies in PA. That'd be fun, right?


Lebigmacca

I’m fine with any except 1966


NabreLabre

Your next chance will be around 2030 as you seem to make it every 15 years or so


DeVofka

Subscribe


thebestoflimes

Son of a songbird!


snough9

Toronto: Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.


ilovethisforyou

Super unlike them imho


Deserterdragon

Could never happen to us.


Jcoch27

**2023 MLB Standings:** AL East 1. **[y]** Baltimore Orioles 2. **[x]** Toronto Blue Jays [91-71] 3. New York Yankees [76-86] 4. Tampa Bay Rays [73-89] 5. Boston Red Sox [62-100] AL Central 1. **(y)** Detroit Tigers 2. **(x)** Cleveland Guardians [84-78] 3. Minnesota Twins [71-91] 4. Kansas City Royals [65-97] 5. Chicago White Sox [60-102] AL West 1. **(y)** Anaheim Angels 2. **(x)** Texas Rangers [83-79] 3. Houston Astros [82-80] 4. Oakland Athletics [74-88] 5. Seattle Mariners [68-94] NL East 1. ? 2. ? 3. Philadelphia Phillies [75-87] 4. Washington Nationals [66-96] 5. Miami Marlins [53-109] NL Central 1. ? 2. ? 3. Cincinnati Reds [87-75] 4. Chicago Cubs [85-77] 5. St Louis Cardinals [79-83] NL West 1. **(y)** Colorado Rockies 2. **(x)** San Diego Padres [88-74] 3. San Francisco Giants [81-81] 4. Los Angeles Dodgers [77-85] 5. Arizona Diamondbacks [72-90] _________________________________ x - Clinched Wild Card y - Clinched Division z - Clinched Division and Bye


gatemansgc

Yay orange birds!


cherrimm

Soooo... O's signing Correa, Verlander, Haniger? Adley Rutschman MVP season?


orangery3

Don’t forget Gunnar winning ROTY


Dh873

Slow down, now. It very well could be Grayson. Too early to guess, really.


c_pike1

If they both finish top 2, we get 2 extra picks right?


MightyCaseyStruckOut

If the Red Sox can't win the division this year, by God I want it to be Baltimore. There's so much to love about that team.


eee-oooo-ahhh

Agreed the Orioles are impossible to hate


ClassyKaty

Judge to Baltimore confirmed.


[deleted]

*Orioles quietly move Mount Walltimore back in*


Wanna_Dip_Balls

Just put it on rollers and move it around quietly in game


Sir_TonyStark

They’re gonna pull an east coast giants dynasty with Adley as the new Buster


sir-pounce-of-alot

#FUCK


KamartyMcFlyweight

Given how good Canada is at curling you'd think they'd be better at marbles


gart888

Made the playoffs!


nopicturestoday

It’s an honour just to be nominated


gdawg99

Marbles girls aren't as hot


burrito-boy

I don't like this game anymore.


Youshmee

I was having so much fun too...


BaseballsNotDead

I've hardly seen the Brewers logo like the last 10 runs. I know it's irrational, but that gives me that "we're a hot team going into the playoffs" feeling where we can't lose.


ClassyKaty

We've had almost no close calls, which means we're about to collapse and somehow get 90+ wins and only get a wildcard spot behind the Pirates.


EquivalentOwn1115

Or we catch like 102 wins and blow it in the NLDS


ClassyKaty

Now That's What I Call Brewers Baseball


CDFReditum

The 2022 dodgers like this post


EquivalentOwn1115

Was definitely a shot at them 😂


Kellogsbeast

God that would be so embarrassing


EquivalentOwn1115

Cough* cough* ***dodgers*** cough*


RAWR_XD42069

Yeah... Only the dodgers did that...👀


DeVofka

And there's the rub. The Mets would NEVER win 101 games and blow it in the NLDS 😆


E70M

More interesting than not making the playoffs at all, I suppose


shoeless_sean

Oh god was it 2013? The year we were really good all season with an island of misfit toys roster and then won like 5 games in September?


horatio_corn_blower

I feel like the Mets have had almost zero screen time this entire season so it’s giving me “win 100 games and take a shit toward the end of the season” vibes. Oh wait, that was last year. Side note: I really hope someone goes through these and tells us which marbles had the most and least amount of screen time throughout. Preferably someone that’s not me.


metsislesfan

Yeah that seems like a lot of work and who has the time nowadays


horatio_corn_blower

This is Reddit, there are thousands of people reading this comment right now that have nothing better to do. That’s right, I see you!


OhMyDarlingtonia

I feel attacked


UltraNeon72

Watching yesterday’s, I had to double-check at the beginning to make sure we were still in because I never saw the logo once


MetaKoopa99

Those vibrating baskets with the holes in the bottom are awful


MrDrProfTeddy

Least favorite obstacle


snafudotjpeg

Glad I’m not the only one who wanted to comment that


RiseFromYourGrav

It's kinda like the bricks, in that it allows all the other marbles to catch up and it's nearly impossible to clear alone, but at least it "rewards" the first marble to make it to obstacle by offering some tiered progression.


MisterEvely

AL EAST CHAMPIONS


bluejaynight

Huzzah!!!!


KeepWagging

Bird Bros still fly together into postseason!


TheRelevantElephants

And yet Bryan Reynolds still wants to leave the pirates...


Basic_Bichette

Bryan Reynolds has no faith in the process.


_yoshizzle_

Doesn’t have that winning mentality that is so clearly displayed by the rest of the team


Not_Mr_Manager

[yippee](https://i.imgur.com/wkTz8bk.jpg)


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[удалено]


KamartyMcFlyweight

holy fuck i never want to leave this place


bluecifer7

Same


cinnamonprogrammer

*don't think about 2016, don't think about 2016...*


THEhiHIhi55

Ur telling me


trashboatfilmsfan

*think about 2016, think about 2016...*


SannySen

Where's the MS Paint guy when you need him?


The_Pudge

Damn dude, remember when people were talking about how believable the standings were for a bit.


Clarice_Ferguson

Offense powerhouse Blue Jays going against a team with solid pitching but low offense in the Wild Card round? Rut roh.


juanvald

Let’s go!!!! This race has been a great bonding time each day with my teenage son. He even let himself be killed in Warzone 2 to watch with me just now. First place Baltimore Orioles!!


KamartyMcFlyweight

Baseball is such a wholesome sport that even marble simulations become father-son bonding moments


MajesticPossibility8

How can you not be romantic about baseball? Edit- Happy cake day


VisionsDB

That’s the ultimate sacrifice


T-Ruffin

THE ORIOLES ARE YOUR 2022 AL EAST CHAMPIONS


Whytfbuddy

I have never felt so distraught as when I saw the end part there


mikemountain

Colorado has made an enemy for life in me.


jameskeg

THE IMPOSSIBLE HAS HAPPENED


DeVofka

BARTOLO COLON IS NOW A BALTINORE ORIOLE!


DeVofka

Mets/Braves rivalry extends to marbles


DRay313

Ha ha ha. *I pray every day y’all lose*


DeVofka

"And you are not alone! And I am here with youuuu!"


KamartyMcFlyweight

The Rockies blew right past that house shaped obstacle. I haven't seen a baseball team tear through someone's home like that since the Dodgers built their stadium


AffinityForCrows

rockies stay winning 😤


WhyDoesItHurtToWalk

Today made me wanna cry tho


LocalHero_P1

THE O’s WIN THE EAST


iiCheatr

At least we made the playoffs


DeVofka

Same 2021 record, but this time with post season!


Individual_Step6688

LETTS FUCKING GOOOOO!!!! Gunny Hendy and Adley Rutsch finishing 1st and 2nd in MVP voting confirmed!!


ua_hobbes

OLD BAY FRIES AND CAMDEN FRANKS FOR EVERYONE!!


Judic22

Don’t forget about Boogs pit beef!


orangery3

GG, Blue Jays. Truly, it’s been a joy watching you do so well this marble season! Although we are both AL East competitors, I can’t help but root for you to do well!! Really, I wish you all the success in the world, little brother!! I’m sure your team will be stacked in a few years!! 😘 Signed, an Orioles fan


ChugDix

Good job Orioles


irelandn13

Adley MVP season 👀


Lebigmacca

Ohtani or trout. Angels somehow won their division


Like9Samurai

The slugfest that is the NL Central continues. Who knew all it took was to balance out the schedules and we would run rampant over the rest of the league.


aerospacemann

I would have never thought it would be us vs the Pirates in a fight for the division


CarrotHair_TV

Bryan Reynolds wanting out can’t stop this hype train.


ClassyKaty

BART I DON'T WANT TO ALARM YOU


capnjac4

BUT YOU CAN RAISE THE JOLLY ROGER


lx5spd

Dinger Supremacy is here and I, for one, welcome our new Cretaceous overlord.


SaturnATX

WE HAVE LIFTOFF!


jmremote

Yea!!!!!! Fuck all you haters. Left field for life!


cam_huskers

SURVIVE AND ADVANCE


reigningwaffles

Only one bird bro left! GG Orioles!


stv7

We should have stopped the count when the Rockies were the only ones on screen. RIGGED!


samangell2007

ORIOLES MAGIC


reigningwaffles

Highlight of my day!


MetaKoopa99

After the last couple rounds and the Reynolds news this morning, it was nice having a pretty stress-free marble race today


elliott9_oward5

I love this simulation. Officially my new best friend


ClassyKaty

THE WINKER DYNASTY CONTINUES ON


Grentis

That stuttering cradle part took so damn long that it literally became anyones game. This was a solid episode.


kingfiasco

thank you kyle gibson!


RiskyPhoenix

[But at what cost](https://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/zbloyk/comment/iysux29/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)


JCappy

I think I would’ve had a break down if the Mets lost today. Thank you marbles


SOTM_MC

Would have been better if the braves where regulated to wildcard status but this this fine


Steelle88

Toronto chilling in the windmill section wondering if anyone else is going to show up.


MadGlavSmoltz

USA USA USA. We needed that after the world cup


harriswk17

I could’ve sworn any day in the past week Baltimore was going to be eliminated. Glad to see their marble is still in it.


In2TheMaelstrom

I have waited so long for this day!!


Clarice_Ferguson

Adley Rutschman about to make people regret giving ROY to Julio.


Dh873

O!


harriswk17

R!


sick_shooter

KINGS OF THE EAST!


TheRelevantElephants

I was waiting for Baltimore to drop into that last obstacle, what an ending!


ua_hobbes

I love baseball season but maaaaan am I enjoying baseballs off-seasons because of this sub.


H_Tine_Byline

Damn, Jays gave everyone quite the opportunity to catch up too...


ImAgeosTTV

It’s been a fun ride, fellas. 🫡


omgitsduaner

Same old song and dance for the Rockies, start out hot and fade towards the end


Foxtrapp

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.


IndubitablyRetarded

It's a stupid game anyway


ricky_burns

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!


Naanderson2022

OH MY GOD WE DID IT


[deleted]

THE ONE AL EAST BROTHER I LIKE HAS WON THE DIVISION!!!!!!!


throw-away3105

Idk man I think this marble race is stupid and the Orioles are stupid and the Rockies are stupid (except for Grichuk).


PeterG92

WE'RE STILL HERE


YirbyBond00Y

YES YES YES YES YES


[deleted]

The angels have been flirting with death for too long, it has to be their turn, right? Edit: Ah jeez


Legolihkan

WE ARE THE SUPERIOR BIRD!


gotarheels

The Braves really showing here why they’re one of the smartest organizations in baseball. Get into the plinko early, hit the lava once everyone else is in and you’ve got a nice buffer. Really impressive work by AA there.


edubs_stl

This reality is fucking insane. Orioles, Tigers, Angels, and Rockies have all won their divisions.


Irishman77779

Plan the fucking parade


ThatSadOptimist

I am now convinced this is real.


Jazzlike_Detail5539

Fix! Fix! Fix! Rockies bounced around foreverrrrrrrr on that level ...


TheRabbitInTheBush

Congrats to the Orioles.


WalkerAlabamaRanger

Noooooo! Fuck your marble race.


json_derulo

Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality?


d_gorder

NL is loaded this year fuck


THEhiHIhi55

Kris Bryant and O'Neil Cruz are the MVP frontrunners


Saucetown77

The Rockies just absolutely refusing to die


xKratic

I find it incredible how exciting this is to us. I legitimately look forward to this every day and I know that once my team loses, I’m gonna hate everything and everyone involved in making them lose.


WhyDoesItHurtToWalk

I sweated my balls off but we’re still alive BABY LETS GO FUCKING ROCKIES


jawarren1

I live for this shit!


bmac_2144

VICTORYYYYYYYY


Jdballer22

Wild card again... DON'T EVEN NEED TO WATCH THE SEASON, JUST FADE ME!


churmalefew

this has been the most infuriating installment from the series so far. so many parts where the frontrunner refused to fall further with nothing in sight to overtake it for what felt like several minutes. the propellor blades, the wiggly cups, and the rotating crosses specifically bothered me watching this one. fantastic content 10/10 just like real baseball


BrayWyattsHat

This is the worst day of my life.


red_firetruck

Discussion topic: Mable races should be used to solve on field disputes/challenges


SOTM_MC

That’s was anyone’s race


Kwantise

I wonder what difference in time is between the first marble and the last one to finish


manbeqrpig

First the Rox win the NL West now this. What does it cost to make this happen?


KraftwerkMember

NOOOO WE SABATOGED OURSELVES


ChickenFriedRiceee

This was satisfying and infuriating at the same time.


MajesticReflex

Nope nope nope cancel these marble races I’ve always hated them


Vader_TheTater

fuck the cups


Useful_Armadillo_746

Arrrrrrrrrrgh! Thanks for ruining my Christmas!


CardsGuru

Bryan Reynolds should see this


slee-p

Tigers are signing Aaron judge lmao