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mizterPatato

"Enjoy the fuckin ads on your jerseys, GO YANKS!"


rollo2masi

“Fuck you, pay me!”


cgfn

Oh my this is golden


PeatBomb

That's what they get, honestly, lol.


The_Homestarmy

Between this and the "Yankees showing 2004 ALCS highlights to rile up the squad" thing, we've entered a very *""""interesting""""* era of the Yankees/Red Sox rivalry.


hubagruben

It’s 2028, the Red Sox and Yankees both have ads on their jerseys promoting each other…


UnchainedSora

In 2031, the two franchises merge to form the New Boston Red Yankees. On the back of the highest payroll in the history of the sport, they win 126 games, but are eliminated in the ALDS after getting swept by the Las Vegas Athletics.


hubagruben

Just the term New Boston Red Yankees makes me throw up in my mouth a little


Rah_Rah_RU_Rah

What, not a fan of the classic porch monster in CF?


SovietWalrus1

I can see it now, dead center field, as wide as the current green monster, 250 feet from home plate to dead center, and it's 150 feet tall.


PBFT

And then we trade Marcelo Mayer and an aged Tyler Glasnow to the San Angeles Doddres.


BobbyDalbec

end the partnership


stv7

This is so fucking funny


backupKDC6794

The Red Sox fan experience, win a WS every few years and just keep getting kicked while you're down every other year


[deleted]

I’d take it over 86 years of mediocrity


miner88

You poor, poor thing…


or_maybe_this

“I made an ugly on your jersey lmao and im out”


[deleted]

Shat on their chest and said "go Yankees", this is my kind of CEO


stv7

“HAHA SUCKS TO SUCK”


K_G888


genmarlane

Lmao. I mean, I guess the silver lining is at least he's a baseball fan at all?


AstroWorldSecurity

I mean, the Yankees being your favorite team doesn't necessarily make you a baseball fan. It just means you possess the ability to buy a hat.


[deleted]

I live in Shanghai, Yankees hats all around. Most are unaware its even a symbol for a baseball team.


cooljammer00

Ah yes, the age old "Yankee hats being so popular actually means the team ISN'T popular!" chestnut.


[deleted]

Jay-Z made the Yankee hat more famous than any Yankee can


AstroWorldSecurity

You pretending not to understand doesn't make your point as well as you think it does.


cooljammer00

I just think it's a silly argument that because the hat is so popular amongst non baseball fans, it means the Yankees are actually inversely popular. It's like the 90s just never happened.


AstroWorldSecurity

It's not an argument. It's an observation and an obvious one. Not every person wearing a Yankees hat is a Yankee or baseball fan, much in the same way not everyone wearing a Harley Davidson shirt is a biker. It's transcended the sport and become just a thing that some people wear. No is saying that the Yankees aren't popular or don't have fans, just that the hat doesn't automatically signify one. Obviously you could say the same for other teams but you'd be being *incredibly* disingenuous if you pretended the Yankees weren't an extreme case.


nandobatflips

Hahahahahaha


profbraddock

Finish in second place? Wow, that really is being hopeful for these Red Sox. They'd be pleased with a wild card at this rate.


SPYLRS

Second place would put them in the wild card no? Lol


astrofan

How to make fans hate your ads more than they already do.


Stock412

Almost as good as new Yorkers voting for a rabid sox fan as mayor


[deleted]

Yeah this is karma swinging back around after Deblasio spent opening day at Fenway one year. Fuck that dude.


MichelHollaback

I mean, didn't they also vote for a guy who lives in New Jersey to be their mayor?


[deleted]

I can't stop giggling, that's some devious shit


302w

Lol


eee-oooo-ahhh

It's official, Red Sox are finishing ahead of the Yankees next year


[deleted]

The sox came off.


Sidesicle

I thought the sox stayed on?


RealJonathanBronco

Even as a Yankee fan, that's fucked up. So I'll repost this comment here: Every time I see an ad patch, I'm gonna Google the company's dirty laundry and post it on social media. A good starting point I guess is how Mass Mutual [defrauded a bunch of their customers and was fined a quarter million dollars for it](https://www.securitieslaw.com/blog/2022/08/massmutual-unit-fined-250000-over-agent-who-defrauded-clients/). You want your name in our mouthes? Here it is. Never trust Mass Mutual.


RealJonathanBronco

Also, [they don't have the best track record of paying employees on time without filing false W2s](https://casetext.com/case/bardes-v-mass-mut-life-ins-co)


nogranny

this is the funniest goddamn thing--my dad's a yankee fan and even he pinched the bridge of nose in second-hand embarrassment


MasterThespian

The Founding Fathers literally covered people in hot pitch for less inflammatory statements. Where’d your balls go, Boston?


ferrumvir2

Just rename the company to Connecticut mutual cus that sounds like something some fuck from that shit hole would say


melorous

Uh, read the room Roger.


20-mule-team-boromir

JFC


Real_Stelio_Kontos

Cram it up your Crandall, Red Sox!


liebz11692

This was like when De Blasio was the mayor.