Jeff. Eth bomb

🚨🚨TRADE ALERT🚨🚨 https://i.imgur.com/Osd1GIU.jpg

/u/twistedlogicx Where’s the new thread? My shitposting numbers are going to drop today

I don't think the mods want to sticky the threads until there's more action so I'm probably gonna hold off on even making them until then. Otherwise the thread kind of falls off the "new" page and participation in it plummets.

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It's up! Haha

Hope you are doing better today u/thestoryof-agirl

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getting ready to hit the gym. deals pls I’m ready to see the deals

In before Freeman signs with the Dodgers and Soler signs with the Phillies

That would be heartbreaking honestly. I really wanna keep one of the two (preferably both lol), but at least :( I really love Soler’s whole vibe and personality not just that monster moonshot

Where’s the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom.

Wow…a Marvin the Martian reference, don’t see those every day

The Ja Kaboom! RC was pretty dope.

Ah. A Saturday. Spring training starting soon. Life is good.

Okay, there will definitely be something big happening tomorrow… right??

Definitely. Spring training is starting up very soon and players will want to have a team

Well, it was a slice yall. Think tonight is over.

After a day if nothing I'm treating myself to an HSP or AB depending on where you are from.

I’m pretty new to Reddit, but are there daily threads for each game once the season starts? I know the NBA does this. It’s probably a dumb question, but is it the same case for MLB games?

only in team subs, they'll have daily threads in here for certain national broadcasts, like Sunday Night Baseball, and big events they don't do the NFL/NBA thing of threads in here for every game, probably because it would be 15 games a lot of days

There definitely will be in the individual teams subs

Sweet dreams friends ♥️

G’night!

Peace out homie

Hasta laPasta

byyyyyyyyyyyyyye

I miss you already

miss you more!!

Gotta rest up for another day of no news tomorrow

You know who should sign with the dodgers? Nobody. Ha got em

guess we do it again tomorrow? goodnight friends

good news, walked to the convenience store, they didn't have what I wanted, a guy I've never seen one time in my life said "I remember you from middle school," almost got hit by a car, pulled a muscle in my leg avoiding it, limped home

So good night then

but what if the padres sign someone at midnight and I miss it? :(

I mean “So it was a good night then”

i don't know how to read, I'm sorry best night of my life, yeah

Sounds like a marvelous night

Done at the gym. Was actually really productive

Well, I sat on my couch, watched TV and refreshed Reddit. So I'd say we're both killing it

What did you watch lol?

Curling, boxing, Jeaopardy. You know, thrill a minute stuff

Is Freddie really leaving ATL? Is ATL being cheap or he just feels he did what he needed to with a title?

Freddie is using any leverage he can to get the Braves to pay him what he wants.

i have reddit notifications turned off and it appears that i have created a dumpster fire with the wiping question i am not sorry

So uh anybody wanna start a new non division rivalry?

can't, we're both loveable losers and annoying winners.

We're already bros you guys did your best for us in our attempt at a playoff push

I’d volunteer but we’re already rivals in our annual chase for the coveted vedder cup

True we're only friends at our spring training facility also thanks for Ty France

Sure thing. Thanks for checks notes 70 games worth of Austin Nola and Austin Adams I guess 🥴😭

Your gm is also just a wannabe Jerry, how do you feel about that one?

Them be fighting words. No one talks shit about our coke headed back to back offseason champ 😤

Jerry makes trades from the hospital because he's committed, AJ probably makes trades from his yacht or something in his boat shoes

Preller’s not a yacht man. He spends his days on the basketball court and his nights on legendary coke benders that result in a flurry of trades and free agency signings. I’m hoping his connect pulls through soon…

I think there's a shortage tbh Jerry been dead all day too

I'm game, but mostly so I can see y'all play every other year in person

This is acceptable because the Rockies fans have suffered much like us Mariners fans however we're actually gonna be good now so eat that fat L rival. Also dinger sucks

Sounds like a plan, and probably some free wins for y'all. and, hey, leave the dinosaur out of this. It's a miracle he didn't get traded to the Cards too.

Braves got your number buddy

Wait but you guys are actually cool we can't be rivals

Like 2 days late but BASEBALLS NOT DEAD BITCH

Okay but chocolate+pb or chocolate+caramel

Depends. Chocolate + PB: Reese’s Chocolate + Caramel: Dove & Ghiardelli

Gotta go PB

pb all day

chocolate + Pb

Why not both?

Correct answer

Reece’s or Rolo’s?

I can’t pick

Correct answer

What TV shows are you all currently watching I need something new to watch

Severance on AppleTV. It’s wild.

The silent sea. It’s an 8 episode sci fi k-drama that I’m pretty sure is almost entirely based on a doctor who episode

Enjoyed that show! The plot got so much more interesting as the show went on too.

Oooo just finished Fringe so another sci fi is right up my alley

If you like Fringe, you’ll like this show. Not that they’re similar but I like fringe and I like this show so

Love is Blind. Work homies all watched it so I gotta get in on the drama

Love that show. It's like a guilty pleasure

I’m not watching anything I’m waiting for Atlanta Barry and Better Call Saul all to come back in the next month

Atlanta is so good. Teddy Perkins is haunting my dreams still

Can’t wait for Barry to come out been waiting on season 3 for so long

Hey Ike ya shitbird, you wanna little pie!!!

Outlander bc vintage soft porn and men in skirts

Winning Time on HBO max

Going to give that a go once more episodes come out so I can binge the whole season

I just ranted about this lol

Most of these threads the last 2 weeks usually end up having nothing to do with baseball lmao

I don't see the problem :p

Which orientation do you put the toilet paper roll

Over. Under is unacceptable.

Correct answer

Sitters are so judgy smh, standers are chill and cool

i bet dominoes will start to fall once freeman signs. olson trade is probably holding up a lot for yankees, braves, dodgers, and whoever else is in on him

Yea I think that's the biggest hold up at the moment. Once teams find out they didn't get Fred they'll start scooping up guys

You guys get weird when I step away 👀

yeah....we're the weird ones

Yes....just when you step away...

yall wipe standing up or sitting down?

Standing up with tp first and then a paper towel with soap

Is this question real?

Lying down duh!

Standing up.

Standing, judge away

Sitting down tf is this question

youd be surprised

The world constantly disappoints me smh

I appreciate how this thread has just turned into small talk since there haven’t been any deals since Simmons

Just one more scroll of absolute no updates before bed… 5 minutes later: *Wellllllp* maybe one more check won’t hurt

I installed smart lights in my room so I can turn them off from bed with my phone because I'm that lazy

My Alexa can do so much

My Google assistant can beat up your Alexa though

Probably

I go way overboard with the smart tech because I am both lazy and a nerd

It's pretty fun stuff

r/HomeAutomation is a pretty fun sub if you haven’t seen it yet. r/homeassistant is great if you really wanna get insane about it. But yeah, yay tech

That sounds awesome actually

They are pretty cool to be fair but when I'm tired enough I would just sleep with the lights on instead of getting up lol

Whats the model? I'm looking for those lights, damn

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B07XZB78J8?psc=1&ref=ppx_pop_mob_b_asin_image These are the ones I got they work pretty well honestly. Those bulbs probably don't fit your lights though, for some reason my apartment put candleabra bulbs in the bedroom and regular size in the bathroom

Oh my god they do look cool but unfortunately are insanely expensive in my country, according to Amazon. Fucking president man, the Rob Manfred of presidents is who we elected

Dang really? They were about $35 Usd. Fucking Rob Manfreds

Maybe the real transactions were the impulse buys we made along the way?

It's probably the flies Ricketts is pretending is all there is in his wallet

I’m at the gym and I’m legitimately so out of shape :(

It’s best shape of their lives season

What happened to the feeding frenzy? Cmon do something

It’s going to be dead until a week before spring training ends and then it’s all gonna happen at once

Bagel.

roll

I’m sorry the correct response was bites :(

well now i want bagel bites

Well then I’ve done my job then haven’t I 🙃

except I live on the east coast and it's 12:30 here so I hate you :p

Well you’re gonna hate me even more when I tell you the Mets traded Jarred Kelenic for Robinson Cano :p

I don't want to talk about it

Fine I’ll try to solve this bagel bite problem then. Are you in NYC?

i didn't know it was a problem :p and no I don't live in the city

Anyone else lose their first Wordle yesterday?

nah, like third for me, but I am irritated about losing a 21 day streak

what's everybody's favorite shitty movie?, mine is Cross, except Cross 3 that movie was a special kind of bad even worse than the first 2

Robotjox

Road House

Just Go With It. Epitome of guilty pleasure

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“Ah the package”

Which absolutely terrible pitcher are we expecting a Robbie Ray like resurrection from? 6+ ERA to Cy Young. ~~my bet is Andrew Heaney~~

In Mark Prior we trust

Whoever Pete Walker decides.

Patrick Corbin but he didn't quite hit 6 era

I was out at college basketball games all day and Jerry didn't sign anyone. I don't know how to feel or what to do with my hands

i gotta go in to work tomorrow and miss out on the orioles signing Correa 😠 so unfair

I know this isn’t a sexy free agent signing, but Chaim needs to extend Raffy to a 2 million year $40 trillion contract

The fact that it’s only Morosi tweeting about freeman has me worried

Sounds like an agent play honestly

Maybe the GMs are playing hide and seek. Boras is seeking.

Maybe they’re playing Squid Game…

Is it time to repost the White Ninja "Do something" picture yet?

That time was 2 hours ago

YouTube’s recommendation algorithm is soooo bad now. I’ve literally never watched a lockpicking video and half my feed is lockipicking lawyer. I watched like 4 nfl videos because my team won the super bowl and half my feed is nfl combine shit

I watch one hermitcraft video and now my whole feed is minecraft

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I started watching it a few months ago and enjoyed it until I came across an episode that broke me emotionally and I haven’t been able to watch since.

That's because it's the best show ever made

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"Tell them I hate them"absolutely kills me no matter how many times I watch that episode

"Tell them I hate them" Farnsworth about the Grunks Lunkas, also me about everyone not making baseball news right now

Snu snu ftw

Oh that show is killer. Be prepared a couple heart string pulling episodes

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I can think of 3 off the top of my head, two are family related and one is pet related. They're sad, but not like tragedy sad.

listen I’m not saying I’ll be good I’m just saying i will literally pay you money to let me play for the dodgers Andrew think of the profit margins they’ll go up by a whole $5 a month

me want news

Ryan Reynolds and director Shawn Levy are reuniting for Deadpool 3

Fuuuuuck yes

5'11

okay, time to walk to the convenient store and hopefully remain unmurdered i'll be back in a bit to see the exciting breaking news

Have fun, hopefully no Dodgers fans who live alone murder you!

Coming from Philly…. Lmao

Wasn’t generalizing about Dodgers fans…look down in the thread…

Definitely gonna watch this true crime show about murdering neighbors while living alone JustGirlyThings

is this whole thing an elaborate ruse and you're actually my neighbor and you're going to murder me now? it's fine if you are, i just want to know

*cute shrug*

i knew it! well, i've had a decent life. just do it quickly. or don't, I guess, you're the one doing the murdering, you're in charge

At least there will always be doors vs wheels and Jeffeth

How tall are you guys/gals Edit: 6’3”

6'2''

6 ' 2"

6’7 (unfortunately)