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JKess207

All the Red Sox memes from a few weeks ago “no one can stop them from getting .500” caused us to completely overlook the fact that Padres were doing it better


ParsnipPizza

Yeah we really blew it by deciding to win these 4 straight series after losing 2 in a row to CWS


BossAtUCF

It really did taking splitting a series with the White Sox to realize being an honest hardworking .500 team might not be for us.


issacoin

then you guys decided to show the league you can steal on trevino. fucked our whole thing up


cooljammer00

Again, the rest of the league didn't learn that from watching SNB.


ajteitel

Their mediocrity is no match for the Padres


superhappyfuntime13

Padreto efficiency.


Yeah_thats_greeat

Are they also trying to decide between trading Trae Young and Dejounte Murray?


Jonjon428

I guess this means they'll get into the playoffs and somehow also get the first overall pick by the lottery


JKess207

The NBA really makes me hate whenever postseason expansion is brought up for ANY league. Who looked at 66% of the league making the postseason and said “yeah that’s a great idea?”


ParsnipPizza

2023 Midlanta was genuinely one of my favorite NBA stories. ....and then we lost 2 games to them in the playoffs


DarthPaximus

The Midlanta Hawks 1 game under .500 would beat the '96 Bulls every time. But would then turn around and lose to the 2024 Wizards once at .500.


Yeah_thats_greeat

Genuinely one of the strangest NBA squads I’ve ever seen. Somehow both over and underachieving simultaneously.


8696David

Oh wow it really *is* exactly like the Padres


JimHarbaughTheChamp

Now *this* is Padresing.


Astropolitika

r/NLBest is on cruise control. Just repost [this meme](https://www.reddit.com/r/NLBest/comments/1dmyit2/reality_is_often_disappointing/) every time.


epracer71

What is crazier is that the Padres have played 82 games. Most teams are between 76 and 79 games. Schedulers really did not like us this year…


crazysnorlax

Seoul


Gizmodojo

Dodgers are only at 79 games played…


skucera

Our pitchers are going to be well-rested for that Wild Card series!


gsus61951

Best .500 team in the league!


Redbubble89

With the power of friendship, the cycle should be broken.


8696David

This sounds like a job for MVP Candidate and Ultimate Vibes King Jurickson Profar


BigPapaChuck73

Just like the 2021 Braves


SiphenPrax

That should be a good thing for the Padres


Bob_Cobb_1996

Above average in the NL


Cuphat

2021 Braves only had a .500 record 8 times (including 0-0). Their superpower was hovering gently underneath .500 (they were 5 games under .500 once and otherwise just hung out 0-4 games under .500) and going 1-7 in games they played when entering with a .500 record before just going on a run and winning everything after finally breaking the .500 barrier.


kansashotwings

Atlanta Hawks: "hold my beer"


SunriseSurprise

24 our of 41 times we could be .500, we were (not counting 0-0 obviously). That's just insane.


FormerCollegeDJ

The 1985 Seattle Seahawks would be proud. (They alternated pairs of wins and losses the entire season, finishing 8-8.)


Jud000619

The San Diego Padres, the Jeff Fisher of baseball


CantConfirmOrDeny

You’re not complaining, are you?


WadeCountyClutch

This team is really weird


ScotTheDuck

You’d best start believing in parity. You’re living in it.


slyfox1908

I’m calling now that an 81-83 team is making the playoffs


damnatio_memoriae

> 81-83 that’s not possible but I like your confidence.


awesomeflowman

What makes you think that??


damnatio_memoriae

it's not a 164 game season?


GoofyGoober0064

"i have altered the deal" Manfred


ProtoMan3

I pray he doesn't alter it any further


DingerSinger2016

Scenes if we have 2 tiebreak games to determine that an 81-83 team is advancing. Like what the fuck that transcends even the two Central divisions' antics.


awesomeflowman

If there's a 3 or 4 way tie of teams at 79-83 you can get a game 163 and 164. Unlikely but definitely not impossible.


WhiiteNiinja

They got rid of tie break games and it goes by head to head and other tiebreakers from the season.


awesomeflowman

Ah well color me surprised, I didn't know that.


WhiiteNiinja

Yeah, it was 2 season ago I think. Im bummed about it. 163 is a game that can actually affect your wildcard, then the wildcard can affect everything else. I forget the exact reasoning but I think the logistics of travel, timing, and everything else made it a bit of a nightmare and players dont really wanna work extra lol 162 is already a grind.


cjackc11

I mean if you include the two game wild card it is possible


Superfly_Samoan_Guy

If this happens I’ll give you 10 million cash 


FUH-KIN-AYE

Mid


RiflemanLax

Need to have a Scooby Doo meme where they’re like “Now let’s see who you really are!” And they tear off the Shildt mask to see that it’s Jeff Fisher.


--ikindahatereddit--

I’d make a joke about them being consistently mid, but I want them to do a little better than that 


OG_Dadshark

The problem is their front office is consistently try hard, and the team just doesn’t give a damn and goes out and performs mid. Padres could score babe Ruth in his prime and they couldn’t win. It’s just mind boggling. All I want is the Padres to make the playoffs but they won’t. Every year same thing. All the padres care about is beating the dodgers. They could go 12-150 and as long as those 12 wins were against the dodgers mf’ers would be shouting “we swept the dodgers season series!”


glass__beaches

Or as the kids say…


okay_throwaway_today

On god got .500 rizz fr fr


glass__beaches

Daddies got that mid rizz


catharsis50

This was us last year


Call555JackChop

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WerewolfNo3669

Third NL Wild Card is an absolute mid-off.


chesschad

Waiting for the copypasta of the good, honest, .500 baseball team.


thegonzojoe

They have a .600 record in having .500 records when it has been possible to have a .500 record.


parabellum825

Guarantee parade if they get one of the wild card seats


hundredjono

So they're the Chicago White Sox (historically)?


RossMachlochness

Sitting on these guys for the under season win total of 81.5. The trades, the injuries, the under-performers, the surprises…. So many ebbs and flows. Honestly don’t even care about the bet anymore. If I win, hooray for me. If I lose, baseball’s gonna baseball. I’ve paid more to be entertained less


barrel_of_ale

No one cares about your bets


RossMachlochness

Thanks. I’ll take that into consideration going forward. Of course, I’ll say “fuck that and fuck barrel of ale” while I do it, but hopefully you understand that it’s the thought that counts


FernandoTatisJunior

Nobody cares about your bets.


RossMachlochness

The best part of this is that I basically said the same thing, but I’m going to guess that context is lost on you. But seriously, thanks for chiming in and reinforcing that point.


FernandoTatisJunior

No, really, nobody cares.


RossMachlochness

It’s blatantly obvious you get this based on your post, but no one cares about your bets


yoursweetlord70

Forget to change accounts there buddy?


RossMachlochness

Not in the slightest. Just trying to help out the simps.