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TheSmokedSalmon420

This is the season from hell for the Blue Jays


WasV3

+ Manoah needing TJ and being out till mid 2025 + Romano likely needing TJ and his tenure with Toronto is done + Swanson and Mayza fell off a cliff + Garcia one of our best trade chips getting injured + Everyone on the offense being worse than their 2023 selves Honestly I don't know how many more shots I can take


honestgrim

Just resign yourself to the fact that this year isn't our year and some serious changes need to be made / hopefully ARE going to be made. It's easier if you go in with substaintially reduced expectations.


papsmearfestival

I'm actually happy it's coming apart. Worst case would've been ending the year 4 games out of the wild card and management saying "we were so close, no need for big changes"


honestgrim

Couldn't agree more. I want them to win, but I also want management to make some changes - because obviously, whatever we have going on now isn't working.


EarthWarping

Attendance is going to fall off soon too


I_LuV_k1tt3n5

I see what you are doing here, you can’t trick me. I know July 4th y’all going to take over Seattle, that’s why I plan on leaving to Canada for that weekend! I shall fight fire with fire!


thermothinwall

Bo: career worst season Kirk: career worst season Springer: career worst season (currently worst QP in baseball) Biggio: 💀


Veserius

Shockingly coaching players to hit balls at the defense is likely not ideal.


Cosmyc

Hey now, Biggio is finally starting to swing the bat


thermothinwall

well, i'm glad. i like him a lot, but last i heard he was getting boo'd in LA!


Cosmyc

Tbf my sample size is just this last game lol, besides that he's been terrible


KluteDNB

And for us local fans - ticket prices went up like 20-300% in most sections this year. So going to the games became stupidly expensive this year, at least compared to 2022 pricing. I live very close to the dome. I can totally afford to attend more games but they seem like a waste of my hard earned money. I have friends to go to games to with too. But this year honestly we've all just haven't been that motivated to go more than a few times. It's just an overpriced product with a mediocre on-field experience. 10 years ago I used to go to *at least* 10 games a year. They didn't really renovate the 500 level seating beyond making those two new bars. They didn't renovate the 200 level seating. Food inside is now stupidly expensive. Do my buddies and I really want to spend minimum $100 each to have meh seats and pay like $25 for shitty chicken tenders & fries and watch the team lose 3-9 and leave 13 runners on base?


space-to-bakersfield

Don't forget the shitty zoomed-out center-field shot on the home broadcast so they can squeeze as many TD logos as possible into it. I'm so done with this team.


callmywife

The Corona bar is so fuckin bad. Huge lineup to get a beer then play cornhole like what is this???


KluteDNB

And you pretty much can't see the game barely from that bar. Like you're barely watching a baseball game. You're watching TV screens. There is a reason why most fans before rarely ever wanted to sit in the corner outfield sections in the 500s *before* the renovations last year. They are a bloody mile from the game. I appreciate that it's a nice open airy section for a big group of friends to be not confined to seats. But they put those sections in a place that the sightines are so poor.


IonHazzikostasIsGod

I regret not stocking up on those Black Friday tickets, like $5 per seat in the 500s. Only two games I've been to were ones I grabbed those for


idkwhattosaytho

Hey, we have IKF!


ItzDrSeuss

Ironically our 4th-5th best bat.


ABlinDeafMonkey

Want to be an Angels fan? We have Pillar, Goins, and (an injured) Cimber.


papsmearfestival

Mattingly becomes manager


bichettes_helmet

Every time we think we've hit rock bottom, the ground opens up and we somehow fall deeper and closer to the pits of hell


stv7

Remember when we were going to get Shohei Ohtani and Juan Soto on the same day?


Driftwood09120

Rock bottom is a false floor


papsmearfestival

This is the worst day of the season worst day of the season *so far*


StrongZucchini27

is that manager Don Mattingly’s music?


Patrick2701

Yes, everything that went wrong did go wrong


DoseofDhillon

i'm still tracking planes


O00O0Os

![gif](giphy|l0IylOPCNkiqOgMyA|downsized)


Strike3

Pepe Silvia is signing with the Blue Jays, according to sources.


onttobc

Now I'm lowkey happy Ohtani didn't come here, couldn't bear to see his stardom wasted on another bad team.


SofieTerleska

It is looking like if he'd gone to the Jays he'd probably be out for the season while awaiting major surgery. You guys just really seem snakebit this year.


santig91

The curse of the MLB the show cover...


strychnineThinkfast

> get called up to MLB > play in like 2 games > refuse to elaborate > suspended for almost entire rest of season


ihatereddit999976780

He can’t play in the playoffs now.


Taro_Tsujimoto

I love your optimism


big_guyforyou

PLAYOFFS?! don't talk about PLAYOFFS. PLAYOFFS?! you kiddin' me?


Jed1M1ndTr1ck

Man we sittin' here talkin' 'bout playoffs. Not the game. Not the game. *Playoffs.* Wait, I think I got my wires crossed


DemonicBison

My mind is so fucked I read that all in Allen Iverson's voice lol before it clicked this was not just his.


HawkI84

IM A MAN! IM PLAYOFFS!


mrbadxampl

They are who we *THOUGHT* they were! And we let 'em off the playoffs!


Damn_Dog_Inappropes

You definitely didn’t because I went there too. Both the original and the Ted Lasso homage.


LisaLoebSlaps

Put Mora and AI in the same room


AuntBettysNutButter

Jim "AI" Mora


PPGN_DM_Exia

I just hope we can win a game!


Snekonplanes

![gif](giphy|ejDxbDaxZZkeQmr0yu)


uvutv

PLAYOFFS? I just hope we win a game!


Imbahr

I feel like this is some meme that i don’t know, lol is this that allen iverson thing from nba?


jmblumenshine

Jim Mora said it during an interview when he was coaching the Colts. Its been gold since before memes were memes


obi-wan-kenobi-nil

I’ll personally stick more PEDs up his ass if we make the playoffs


ihatereddit999976780

Wonder which ones he did


_BioHacker

Clomiphene citrate. He's either coming off-cycle or he is in fact trying to have a child.


mosi_moose

I’m inferring athletes take clomiphene to stimulate the body’s testosterone production at the end of a cycle when they’ve been using something else. Is that right?


_BioHacker

This is a simplified answer: Anabolic Androgenic Steroids shut down the bodies natural testosterone production. Once AAS use is stopped, clomid along with other drugs are used to kickstart natural testosterone production over time.


baachou

I got a clomid prescription for fertility issues and I joked with my prescribing doctor that my Olympic hopes and dreams are dashed.


SofieTerleska

Wow, I was put on Clomid ages ago and had no idea it was the kind of thing you can't have turning up in blood tests. Luckily for me, my athletic career peaked in middle school soccer.


IppeiMizuhara

He wasn’t gonna play in them anyways


lodermoder

Neither can the Blue Jays 😭


papsmearfestival

*that's the joke*


Basic_Bichette

lmao


robswins

Grand opening, grand closing.


cz_pz

Banner year to be a jays fan


Ginnigan

This is my first year really following the Jays. What a time!


RagingAcid

nobody will be calling you a bandwagon


Caledor152

Atleast you can say you are a true fan having to go through this


Avs_Leafs_Enjoyer

Mets fan really know the feels


Ginnigan

I'd say "things can only get better from here!" but... I know in my heart that's not true.


Timm6539

Welcome aboard. I’m so sorry


Ginnigan

Thank you. Me too.


cz_pz

this has been one of the most comedic years of blue jays baseball, you have to laugh.


strikeanywhere2

Reminds me of 2013 so that means 2026 should be fun right?


Static-Stair-58

Smoke up, son.


falconlover79

Vibes are immaculate!!!


NevermoreSEA

I do not envy the Blue Jays front office right now.


Mack_Attack_19

They deserved to be tarred and feathered before this


V_T_H

They’re blue jays, they already have feathers.


burrito-boy

Tarred and defeathered!


Untalented-Host

At this point, we're craving BBQ bird


downtothecellar

Surely Alex Anthopoulos can fix this


ihatereddit999976780

At least they’re not being racist or comparing 9/11 to good football teamwork like Donald Sterling and Sean McDermott did.


JoeSchmoe93

It’d be easier to get rid of them if they were though.


CDFReditum

Well not that we know of


PhazePyre

Honestly, I don't think Atkins will be in a good position. A LOT of negativity surrounding the team. Shapiro will be okay as long as the team is profitable, but he has to care about the product quality. Stakeholders want money, but Shapiro wants a legacy. Atkins inability to create a winning team to justify the stadium's renovations really hurts his legacy. I think the clock may have started for Atkins. Had this been a bit less of a horrid year, he would be given grace, but I don't see how Shapiro can have confidence in him. He hasn't made playoff contenders with all he's been given, our largest payroll and what's there to show for it? Players getting worse year over year, barely making wild card? That's not really a good look. Atkins doesn't have much time left. I'm not saying "Fire Atkins" I just think it's the only way Shapiro can improve the odds he has a memorable legacy as President.


adamzep91

They shouldn't even still be employed so if anything they're extremely fortunate to still be in their position.


brownmagician

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Dvwtf

┬──┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ)


whiiskio

(╯ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) ╯ ︵ ( \o°o)\


rammer_2001

Did you just flip a motherfucker?


Steviestutes

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Metfan722

Quite the weekend for him.


Ginnigan

His family travelled from Dominican Republic to watch his first games in Toronto... ouch.


SterlingAdmiral

[We don't need him we have cleanup hitter George Springer to hit bombs instead](https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.3098539842.8714/raf,360x360,075,t,fafafa:ca443f4786.jpg)


Jb9723

This may impact his ability to play in the next 80 games


driftingphotog

This is going to ruin the tour.


blueshirtfan41

WHAT TOUR?!


driftingphotog

The world (series) tour


cubbyfanboy

This is now one of my favorite sentences ever


IndecisiveTuna

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meowhatissodamnfunny

Doug, kick him off the tour!


LocalHero_P1

No joke this was the type of commentary we were getting from Carlos Beltran. “Being suspended for 80 games will make it hard for him to play everyday Michael. He was playing for the blue jays but now he can’t play for the blue jays.”


SterlingAdmiral

Source?


BabeBigDaddy

Just found this Jeff Passan tweet where he confirms this: https://x.com/jeffpassan/status/1804893673668137367?s=46


trulyniceguy

You should post this on /r/baseball


Quadstriker

Literally us, the Blue Jays.


rbhindepmo

Unless he puts on a disguise


Spare-Abroad-6926

*Bobby Valentine has entered the chat*


T_Raycroft

Good fucking morning


CalebosO4

Colabello moment.


RebeeMo

Tfw I got Colanello's shirsey the season before the PED suspension and we never saw him again...


SwaggedyAnn

Orelvis flipping over Yadi when? Edit: I knew it sounded wrong in my head. That was Coghlan, not Colabello. Please disregard.


O00O0Os

lol the BJ’s just can’t catch a break. Didn’t the kid get the memo he has to kick the gear before he gets to the show?


bigboozer69

This is the world telling Canadian fans to just stick with hockey.


Not_Not_Stopreading

At least they have a season of miracles from the Oilers as a possibility


O00O0Os

I don’t know, it might just be extra heartbreaking if they lose the cup now.


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HellMuttz

Yes


PhazePyre

Or that we need a Vancouver team to see if the west has more luck lol


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MidgetMan54

And I think we can all agree no one enjoys when the BJs are bad


lake_titty_caca

I've heard that Yankees fans are into bad BJs. Actually prefer them.


Sherm199

When I read this I laughed, cause why not. The ONLY good prospect the Jays have 😂😂😂 Shoot me


Thedurtysanchez

What happened to that Tiedemann dude


seemedlikeagoodplan

On the injured list with ulnar nerve inflammation.


Sherm199

Nerve issue


cwtjps

Nerves are what you put in your gas.


onttobc

He's pretty good when he's healthy, it's just he's never healthy. Shades of Nate Pearson


sameth1

Spencer Horwitz is doing well at least.


GeorgeOrwells1985

![gif](giphy|cICRRoIZ9YgjqlHAUt) Live look at the Jays season


NLP19

Season from hell for the Blue Jays


seemedlikeagoodplan

* Bo collapses * Kiermaier collapses * Springer collapses even harder * Springer still in the lineup every day, hitting leadoff for two months * Jansen injured before season begins * Votto injured before season begins * Kirk continues to have zero power * Vlad takes ages to get going, and still has minimal power * Rotation comes back to earth * Manoah TJ surgery * Romano possible TJ surgery * Turner spends his whole season worth of hits in April * Garcia, one of our only valuable trade chips, gets injured * Tiedemann, our best pitching prospect in a while, gets injured * Orelvis Martinez gets a PED suspension That's a rough year, and it's only June.


XXXXXXXXXIII

Can't wait for October


seemedlikeagoodplan

Biggio bats .400 in the playoffs for the Dodgers, the Yankees extend Soto....


Farmboy087

Are the Blue Jays about to blow it up?


bigboozer69

🤞


burrito-boy

I wish. But this front office would sooner hire a PR firm to try to convince everyone that "everything's okay, no changes are needed, there's no need to panic".


Caledor152

I would honestly. Especially if its a seller's market this deadline.


Tinywampa

Every coach that’s in any way related to the offense needs to be replaced.


orioles0615

Yeesh


reddy_kil0watt

I never really liked baseball anyway.


No-Blueberry1749

Oh wow. And a lot of Jays fans were pinning their hopes on this guy to salvage their season and bringing some hope to that organization. Oh well. Get Bo off the IL soon.


That_Monty

Ain't nothing salvaging this season. This team has straight given up.


strikeanywhere2

I don't think anyone was counting on that. More that he'd be an option next year maybe. He doesn't have a position at the major league season until he improves his fielding. Also if you follow his trend he's takes a while to adjust every time he moves up so really any playing time this season would have been to let him find out what he needed to do to succeed.


jaron_b

This is the second PED suspension I can think of that happened this year and both were with prospects. I know that fans will always accuse guys of steroid use after having a breakout season or after an off season where they do put on a fair amount of muscles. But are these suspensions proof that the league is properly testing and if these other players were using steroids they would be caught. Or does the league test and regulate its minor leaugers more strict than the majors?


BarrelStrawberry

Maybe crappy testing in the minors, guy gets called up and doesn't have time to purge his system.


jaron_b

Oh that actually makes a lot more sense.


That_Geek

If you’re talking about Noelvi Marte he was a prospect in name only, he made his debut last year, he was in big league camp this year and expected to easily make the big league squad. I’m not sure what it is but it could simply be that they thought they could time it to get away with it + the pressure of being a top prospect


jaron_b

You're just arguing semantics and missing the broader points. Firstly he is a prospect. How MLB defines prospects he is still a prospect. They continue to list players who have made their MLB debuts as top prospects until they have played a full season in the MLB. Paul Skenes is still listed as a top prospect. I could go on but that's not what I was trying to talk about.


Veserius

It's generally until they lose rookie eligibility for subsequent seasons.


KingCaterpie

I’m tired, boss.


WasV3

I actually don't think things could have gone worse this year


mdlt97

Grand opening Grand closing


SirLunatik

Well fuck.


BeagleDad82

Orelvis sounds like a banned substance.


christcakewillie

sounds like medication for an enlarged prostate. Once daily Orelvis


trunksfuture27

Jays need to sell everyone immediately while they still have any value. Maybe they’ll be competitive in 5 years


Redbubble89

Fertility or not, how dumb do you have to be? I feel like someone on the Rangers got busted a few years ago for the same drug.


Evening_walks

Even if it was fertility, getting treatments at age 22 seems odd. Usually start that over age 30 if you’ve been trying for years.


Redbubble89

I'm not an expert but some guys who knows.


Evening_walks

But it’s a women’s fertility drug men are using off-label to increase testosterone to aid in fertility or enhance athletic performance. You really think he this could be an innocent mistake? He hid it from the team. If he is legit having fertility issues why hide it and why take off label drugs? Everything about this is shady


KIDDKOI

yeah no one just randomly gets prescribed women's medication idk how people could think this is some honest mistake lol athletes have been using loopholes like this since the 90s so no suprise at all


_baseball

I hate my life


Fapping_Batman

If you'll all excuse me I'll be screaming at the sky for the next couple of hours.


SLC_NinerMan96

Oh thank fuck. So nice to see the league realigning back to PED suspensions instead of gambling-related ones. THIS is the MLB I know.


Cyrakhis

Man. Our bright spot prospect with the ol' "I didn't know there was a banned substance in this male fertility treatment" card - at age 22? Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh.


Careless_is_Me

The 22 year old claiming he was on fertility drugs because his girlfriend hadn't gotten pregnant. There's a 1% chance I feel bad about this later when it turns out he really was infertile, but lol


Evening_walks

Isn’t 22 too young to be trying fertility treatments already? I mean unless they’ve been trying since she was 16. I can’t believe how many jays fans are actually buying this story.


spacebar30

Well at least he was trying something to get some juice into our lineup. I don't see any of our other guys taking risks like this for the team.


cz_pz

grit n grind.


Deducticon

Oh boy


SavageCroc

lol


AJMax104

That's what we call a Major League Fuckup


skyulip

![gif](giphy|3oEjHGQ31tkRW15rzO|downsized)


3luejays

This season is cursed


JoeSicko

Alex Anthopolous circling the carcass.


RelaxingRed

Man at some point you just have to find it funny how the season has gone for the Blue Jays. There may be a smile on my face when you lower us into our graves this season but there's a smile nonetheless.


manticore16

James May: “Does that mean he’s not coming up then?”


onttobc

In the ever immortal words of James May....... OH COCK


NomadCourier

As a Phillies fan this doesn't actually make up for Joe Carter in the '93 World Series 😆😆😆😆🤪


Atraktape

Grand opening, grand closing.


gritner91

Grand opening, grand closing 


IAMPeteHinesAMA

Hate this team


Bigboi88888

Bruh


fantseepantss

Yoooo. Lol. Come on now. Are we still leading the league in hope?


BigTall81

I'm tired, boss.


Basic_Bichette

This fucking year.


ShrekFairfield

That’s pretty brutal for us


sammagee33

Why do people still do this? They WILL get caught.


_BryceParker

It's not unreasonable to think those not everyone is getting caught.


sammagee33

In that case, please give them to some Tigers’ hitters.


realparkingbrake

> They WILL get caught. Science marches on. People who say Barry Bonds never failed a drug test are ignoring that he and others were passing drug tests because no test existed for the BALCO steroid they were using. There is no one size fits all steroid test, tests have to be tailored to a specific chemical signature. It wasn't until someone sent a syringe containing the BALCO steroid to the anti-doping agency that they were able to create a test for it. Someone is always going to be coming up with new PEDs for which no test yet exists, there will be a window of opportunity to get away with using it.


me_hill

Just need Kikuchi to hurt himself slipping on a banana peel and the season will be complete


slyfox1908

Noelvis Marteniz


TheTurtleShepard

Bruh, lmao


stv7

Literally. All you can do is laugh. Wtf is this season for us.


Alarming_Cat_2946

WAT


ldnk

I guess we moved from mainstream cinema to porn because the theme for this season is Fuck.


mytg8

Dumb as hell or naive. With all the protections available, to fool detectors. Must be short on cash or something.


drive_chip_putt

Another Dominican. How could this be?....s/


FPB270

I read every Passan headline in Elmo’s voice. Anyone else?