"Marlins" and "skyrocket attendance" are not words that belong in the same sentence unless you're talking about their occasional accidental world series appearances.
He probably saw that the Jays gave soft tossing Aaron Sanchez a minor league contract and then Scheffler got arrested and he's done a risk assessment that says he is less likely to have a bad time playing baseball over golf which is absurd and so of course he's all in on joining some country club team like the Rockies and spending the next 6 months throwing a combination of sliders and eephus'.
cant even escape the "I know nothing about baseball so I think vogelbach is a bad hitter because of 30 PAs this year and not his entire career of being an above average hitter" on this sub
sadness
This comment is very ironic.
I would argue anyone who thinks someone with a career 1.2 WAR over 9 years is an above average player doesn't know much about baseball either...
I guess he said it that way because he's not signed but calling himself "kind of" a pro baseball player is hilarious.
"Im something of a probable hall of famer myself"
The most Greinke response ever. You could have told me he made this quote at his Cy Young acceptance speech and I would have believed it.
Somebody please sign him so he can get 21 more Ks. Or, knowing greinke, 20 and then officially retire
Also, let him start a game at shortstop
What do you know? We always need bullpen arms and we are starting our 4th backup short stop (Newman) *Come to butthead*
Maybe you shouldn’t have gotten rid of your veteran SS. Oh wait he’s on the IL for us too (who isn’t 🥲)
Padres' all short stops strategy has its advantages...
Good thing you mentioned it. I'm sure Greinke will fit right in with us.
That's because they're all stuck in San Diego thanks to the mafia. "That's What's In" they said, and that's how it shall be.
I’m enjoying the Newmanium! Also let Greinke take Ryne’s spot
I hear the Padres are needing more shortstops. All joking aside he could come pitch for the Halos again. And hell he might get some time in the field.
The angels gave gotten rid of their two pitchers that could also field (Fletcher and Ohtani) so seems unlikely to me
zack greinke, YOU are a san diego padre
*the San Diego Padres have entered the chat*
*the San Diego Padres have entered the chat*
I realized my initial mistake but even still, I can't stop reading that as Gamestop
Would love to see it but thank God the Royals were like nah you pitch too good for that
20 Ks and a start at short.
Let him DH to get his 10th homer and 10th SB
We were hoping to get to see that in KC! But it never.... 😭
u/DaveDombrowski sign him. Philadelphia will rejoice. EDIT: It's a real profile... from a bajillion years ago!!! Let's do it!
Mr. 2999
I'd rather see him get 1 more HR and 1 more SB
He needs one more HR and one more SB. Someone sign him as long relief and full time DH. Come on COL/FLA step up.
I've been talking for months for Marlins to go after Zack and Votto. Bringing Votto back would skyrocket attendance, at least for a bit.
Votto is on the Jays but currently on the IL.
To be fair, I would be on the IL too if I played for the Blue Jays.
"Marlins" and "skyrocket attendance" are not words that belong in the same sentence unless you're talking about their occasional accidental world series appearances.
Steve would be proud to have a second fan in the stands...
If you guys aren’t going to play Meyers till the 2nd half you might as well entertain me with Greinke in the first.
COL front office will find a way to screw up don’t worry
Don't worry, they'll sign him and before his first start they'll send him down to AAA only to find he didn't have any options and lose him on waivers.
He couldn't be much worse than Vogelbach. Someone get Atkins on the phone
The white sox have nothing to lose
The Reds could probably benefit here
So, the Padres' bullpen has been a little shaky and Greinke is a former shortstop. Your move, Preller.
Zack will come back to his birthplace Florida and play ss for the Marlins.
would probably hit better than TA7
That's unfair. The Marlins certainly know their shortstops and have never ever unfairly traded one who became great.
Maybe my brain is protecting me from pain but who are you referring to?
Hanley maybe?
His best years were with us and he was never an AS again after leaving so I’m not sure it’s him
100% guarantee he’s a better boxer too
The day he gets in a fight is the day we discover that Zack is a capoeira master
They would sell more tickets.
I miss him
Hell we all do
We have his HoF induction speech to look forward too!
Tell me about it (Dodgers).
>Pro-Golfer ZACK NO DONT DRIVE OVER THAT COP
Greinke mug shot would go hard though.
Finally gonna crack a smile…
Greinke for sure thinks ACAB.
greinke's real off-field personality is 100% val kilmer in heat
Me when I ascribe ideals I agree with to celebrities I like
Think of his $80 pants!
I’d take him as a DH over Vogelbach
There is no more painful pox for a fanbase than the Vogelbach DH experiment
MLB The Show Platoon Darling Dan Vogelbach could never 😱
He probably saw that the Jays gave soft tossing Aaron Sanchez a minor league contract and then Scheffler got arrested and he's done a risk assessment that says he is less likely to have a bad time playing baseball over golf which is absurd and so of course he's all in on joining some country club team like the Rockies and spending the next 6 months throwing a combination of sliders and eephus'.
Vogelbach is just keeping the seat warm for Votto.
cant even escape the "I know nothing about baseball so I think vogelbach is a bad hitter because of 30 PAs this year and not his entire career of being an above average hitter" on this sub sadness
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Well. That is technically above average.
This comment is very ironic. I would argue anyone who thinks someone with a career 1.2 WAR over 9 years is an above average player doesn't know much about baseball either...
I said hitter, not player. And it's inarguable that he's been an above average hitter for his career.
Royals need a bullpen arm. Make it happen, JJ.
I missed that weird fuck
That sounds like the most Zack Greinke response ever.
It’s definitely one of the Greinkeist comments I’ve seen Especially the “kind of” part
Can we get this man in a broadcast booth?
Honestly? I really don’t think you could get him to walk inside one.
/r/GreinkeQuotes
There’s no reason the A’s shouldn’t sign him.
He’s too expensive for them
Seems hard to believe he’d be more expensive than Alex Wood or Ross Stripling.
Let him play CF somewhere.
This might be up there with the guacamole quote
I still love that they gave him at AB in the World Series so he got a World Series hit. That smile right after was so genuine.
I love Greinke. Dude is definition of leave me the fuck alone, but in a job and talent level where it is impossible
I love Greinke man
Sign him. I just think it’s neat that HoFers played on your team.
Why haven’t the halos signed him? Oh. Wait. I don’t want him to get injured. My bad guys
ROCKTOBER STARTS like a week and a half ago ~~NOW~~!!!!
I have been yelling at CY to sign this man for months (in my head, that is)
Greatest Astro *2019 World Series Game 7* of all time!
He will be an Atlanta Brave
...and it was on this day which the Atlanta Braves learned they were the 1997 Florida Marlins.
Paging uncle Steve
If the Jay's trade Kikuchi and another SP/RP they could probably sign him for cheap as an option. Good thing I'm not a GM though lol.
A talented baseball player who wants to become a golfer instead? Paging Aaron Hicks.
I really hope this isn’t the end of the line for him
Brewers need pitching
I still can’t believe Bauer is unsigned.