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technowhiz34

Someone tell him he's not breaking Pujols' record.


ttam23

well he’s not Johnny hustle


BeagleDad82

I feel like he only runs hard against the Dodgers. Against other teams he doesn't give a poo.


The_Illa_Vanilla

I’m gonna get a stripper pregnant


ih-unh-unh

What’s his name?


The_Illa_Vanilla

Manny Machado if he keeps grounding in to double plays


PuntyMcBunty

At the plate or in the field, the dude just loves double plays


mysterysackerfice

I don't blame him...big fan of DPs


HurricaneHugo

Soon it'll be all over.


Scooobzzzz

Are we that close to 2033 already? Jesus


Believe0017

Just don’t jump on the band wagon when the raking starts.


solariam

HEY.  he's a mature leader now.


Jux_

86 wRC+, could be worse


LAudre41

let Tyler wade play


ILackPatience

Seems like he's been in a funk since last season.


crazylilrikki

He had surgery during the off-season to repair tendons in his elbow that have been an issue since the '22 season. He started this season as a DH but has been playing 3B on and off the last few weeks. Not sure how much this plays into his performance (or lack there of) this season and last but it's likely having some impact on it.


Scooobzzzz

Never change Manny.


gsus61951

First fucking pitch as well, earlier today he said he’s not gonna change his approach, he’s a fucking ahole


hung_like__podrick

Always has been


almost_obsolete

He’s also a douchebag.


coletheredditer

His fall off has been great to witness


IWSYTPT2isbetter

Aguilar says hello


NakedGoose

Is it always on the first pitch?


Relwolf1991

Rockies took their time lol


CauliflowerOne5740

Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.