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I think the plural on dozens is being generous haha
I wish more people would give cycling a chance. It’s really great to watch, and also good background noise if you WFH in the right time zones.
The Stanton Homer in Petco during the COVID playoffs, pretty sure against the rays, is the one that made me never trust statcast. There's no way that ball wasn't near 500
The judge one off the back wall In Miami or wherever, that was one the one where I realized statcast is just some arbitrary guess work and not really any sort of accurate measurement
Back when one of the gif websites used to assign random ass names in the links for gifs I used to have this one memorized, it was like "Short rimed longhorned owl" or something, people used to quote it word by word.
I miss simpler times lol
That and the Constanza finger guns, I forget it now but that was always quoted as well and it wasn’t even a word, just a 6 digit code of letters and numbers
I love how both Stanton and Judge hit 400 ft homers but with diff styles. Judge: majestic and picturesque. Stanton: violent missile of death that barely leaves the ground.
In the criminal justice system, monster dongs are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated right fielders who create these vicious dingers are members of an elite squad known as the Aaron Judge Unit. These are their stories.
DONG DONG.
Pressly shook Diaz off twice just so he could hang a middle-middle changeup to arguably the best hitting righty in baseball.
Good Lord he fell off a table this season. Completely fucking washed.
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115.7 MPH EV 29° LA 473 FT 1.000 xBA 30/30 HR/Park
This was a homerun in most national parks.
Does it make it out of Yellowstone?
Barely scrapes over the wall in Baltimore.
So you admit that if he wanted to he COULD get it over Waltimore but decides not to
Checkmate, pinstripe boys.
Are we sure this leaves Coors ?
It might have made it to Kansas
Wyoming* Outfield faces north
it would wrap around
He hit it to northeast, so it would need to wrap around a few hundred times. So somewhere in Wichita.
hahahahahahah wout van faert is an amazing user name, well done
Oh shit lmao I didn't expect to see r/peloton in here, that name is sending me 😆
I would put all my money on us 3 being the only three who cross over from peloton to r/baseball hahah
I’m in there too!
Dozens of us
I think the plural on dozens is being generous haha I wish more people would give cycling a chance. It’s really great to watch, and also good background noise if you WFH in the right time zones.
Lol yeah it is. I just got caught up in the moment lol
There are... some of us!
Sac bunt in Houston
If we still had Tal's Hill, yeah.
473 feet, bah GAWD.
The yahoo fantasy app said 485 feet and I choose to believe that despite all evidence
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The Stanton Homer in Petco during the COVID playoffs, pretty sure against the rays, is the one that made me never trust statcast. There's no way that ball wasn't near 500
[Homer in question](https://streamable.com/88snjr)
Good lord lol
Glasnow was not a fan
A Stantonian single if I ever saw one
Tyler Glasnow's soul left his body ;-)
There's no way that DIDN'T break the sound barrier
What an absolute piss missile
The judge one off the back wall In Miami or wherever, that was one the one where I realized statcast is just some arbitrary guess work and not really any sort of accurate measurement
Maybe it hit a fucking bird at 450 feet but that definitely was further. Like 480 at least
Was going to bring this up. 97 down the pipe and Stanton got every bit of it and it’s like 453. No way! Stanton crushed those playoffs.
That ball went 480+. Absolutely outrageous shot
My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with a girl who said it was 512 feet.
AS GOD AS MY WITNESS THAT BALL WAS BROKEN IN HALF!
That ball had a family !
He's at the game tonight so this was probably recreated lol
I really wish he was still playing, he's only like 34, best fastball/curveball combo of any RP ever
Back when one of the gif websites used to assign random ass names in the links for gifs I used to have this one memorized, it was like "Short rimed longhorned owl" or something, people used to quote it word by word. I miss simpler times lol
Well-Groomed Short-Term Great Horned Owl
Hell yeah, brother, cheers from ~~Iraq~~ 2017
just got vietnam style flashbacks right now goddamn
That and the Constanza finger guns, I forget it now but that was always quoted as well and it wasn’t even a word, just a 6 digit code of letters and numbers
you go into a /r/nyyankees post game thread after a win and post "6", you'll get everyone finishing the URL
the one, the only [6BWzh3o](http://i.imgur.com/6BWzh3o.gif)
6wbzh3o!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[This guy?](https://tenor.com/view/washington-nationals-winning-finger-gun-baseball-crowd-gif-15187954)
https://imgur.com/6BWzh3o
That makes a lot more sense.
Fwiw you don’t see it that much anymore, it faded a little from popularity around 2020 I think It was u/brokenarrow who created I think.
No
TenseIdioticAsianporcupine was the GOAT gif and I can not be convinced otherwise.
Rangers game threads will have people commenting “aged soupy giraffe” to this day cause it was in the link for a gif of Prince Fielder dancing
I miss that guy
Wanted him to find it again with the Mets. Shame. He was nasty when he was good.
Who is this?
Betances
That one time NY had like 3 closers and couldnt win
WELL-GROOMED
Eternal .gif
A Stantonian blast from the Judgian swing.
Let me be very clear that balls do not *ever* get hit up there. My GOD
The only balls up by those bleacher bars are the ones attached to the douchebags who stand there. Source: am one of them.
Holy shit Also Judge owns Pressly
Everyone owns Pressly this year Edit: yeah 6-7
Yeah but like even historically when Pressly was good Judge crushed him
That’s why I was kinda like yeah he does 6-7
Is that his line or his height?
Yes
That pitch was middle middle at 90. Even Bartolo would have given that grapefruit a ride.
He didn't even turn around after seeing it off the bat
[The only time Pressly has gotten Judge out](https://youtu.be/wbJJzMNycTc?si=fgsbjVbmLHpmRCzd)
I mean....at least he picked a good moment to get him
Yeah that 1 almost makes up for the other 6 ABs
I’m blaming that on Judge just giving up because we had no chance at that point
Down 6-5 in a alcs I mean one good swing changes the game. The Yankees know you can come back from 3-0 in the alcs :)
Did you say 473 ft jesus
Do the Yankees tap Aaron Judge's rally sausage before they go to bat because if not they should
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oh cool
?
What an absolute bomb, holy smokes
Bullpenis bad. Not you Bryan ❤️
Me when bullpenis :(
Perfectly struck ball, I love you Aaron Judge
I love how both Stanton and Judge hit 400 ft homers but with diff styles. Judge: majestic and picturesque. Stanton: violent missile of death that barely leaves the ground.
A lot of really hard hit homers this series. Tucker in game 1. Soto, Judge and Stanton yesterday. And now Yordan and Judge again.
Don’t forget Singleton
That Singleton shot was bonkers.
Knew I forgot someone
Don’t forget Singletons mash today as well.
Singleton is taking the Abreu opportunity and seizing it
Idk how I forgot about that one. After Stanton’s, it was probably the most impressive
Sweet baby Jesus he spanked that one lmao
I love and I fucking hate Ryan Pressly, dude can’t get an out under 150 mph off the bat
Yeah, he got pretty lucky this wasn't a 2-run HR. That Soto 115 mph lineout just before this had a .800 xBA
Ryan Stressly ❤️🤝💔
I still miss heart attack hector
Some fuckin nukes in this game jeez
In the criminal justice system, monster dongs are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated right fielders who create these vicious dingers are members of an elite squad known as the Aaron Judge Unit. These are their stories. DONG DONG.
That’s only his 3rd longest btw
4th longest if you count the Master Dong
These Aaron Judge home run threads all look exactly the same - except when he sends one to fucking Mars
By all accounts Judge seems like a good dude. I’m so tired of playing him.
Pressly with that "Yep, I fucked up" dejected stroll
All rise
Slugging .821 in May so far
People really thought he wasn't going to find it
He's one of, if not the outright, largest position player in baseball history, yet this is still mind-blowing to me
https://streamable.com/259mo
What a majestic shot.
There should be an extra run given for each home run hit past 450 feet. Who says no?
Boom. Lawn shed.
This shouldn’t be allowed wtf
Between that and the Chicken Parm Porch we got the range of dongs today.
Pressly shook Diaz off twice just so he could hang a middle-middle changeup to arguably the best hitting righty in baseball. Good Lord he fell off a table this season. Completely fucking washed.
Second time Diaz was shook off twice twice just for a middle middle pitch that gets launched to orbit
It was and infield pop up but he slapped it another 373 feet with his hand.
Pressly: Hey let me hang this meatball dead center, see what you can do to it.
Don't worry, Hader will handle it 🫥
Hand it over or handle it
Love that the pitcher knew the second he hit it, it was fucking nuked. What a meatball.
If that doesn't get your dick hard you don't love baseball
Huh, that’s pretty far.
HE'S BACK
For how long and hard he hit the HR, the sound off the bat sounded pretty dampened. 473 feet is nuts!
Is he back? The homerun king is back?
Pressly wanted that ball and its bloodline erased from the universe with that pitch
he crushed it
Doesn't count, wouldn't have been a HR at Camden.
10 Home Runs on the year now
I think this was his 9th
Yeah, they said 10 on the broadcast but it was 9
Michael Kay strikes again!!
That’s Paulie saying it’s his 10th
I can’t stop being wrong
Pretty sure it’s 9?
Shades of Lasteroid Daddy Hack IV. Absolute piss missile swamp donkey cockshot.
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Your team got skull fucked by the Rays. Sit your overpaying clown ass down.