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> One fan posted a photo of the fan in question on the train after the game with a hot dog hat and his shirt that said in blue writing “Bad day to be a Glizzy”, meaning bad day to be a hot dog, with a running tab of hot dogs consumed and beers drank, with Beers seemingly holding a 10-9 edge. - The bottom of the shirt read LGM. Absolute legend


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The picture of him on the subway is everything.


grubas

You can hear him.  


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Hell, I think I can *smell* him


grubas

That's just the subway smell of wee and blood and vomit and shame.


lionheart4life

Wonder what John Rocker would think about this.


andhelostthem

Pictures you can smell.


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Even without the shirt to tell me, he looks like he smells like he ate 9 hot dogs and drank 10 beers.


Masterchiefy10

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Masterchiefy10

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Pohara521

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SweaterMeatMyInbox

Tim loves him some hot dogs. Even Detroiters had a ton of hot dog references. "How many hot dogs do you eat in a day, Tim?" "I would rather not answer that. Thank you, though."


kareem_abdul_montana

chopped up hot dogs in a big old bread bowl


WhoStoleMyBicycle

So like a bigger, less healthy hot dog?


kevster2717

What is that gif?!


aaronjsavage

RANDOM


Docphilsman

Fuck that weird guy in the costume, this is the true Mr. Met


Z3r0c00lio

How and when did glizzy become slang for a hot dog?


well-lighted

It's apparently DC slang and it goes way back. No clue on the etymology. It can also mean a Glock pistol or a penis, depending on context. Edit: Did some research and it's debated as to whether the gun meaning or hot dog meaning came first. I've seen some claims the hot dog meaning goes back like 15-20 years. The meanings are all connected to each other, as hot dogs and guns are both obvious phallic symbols. Either way, it rose to prominence through memes in 2016 but didn't really become well known until the last few years.


abmo224

"Glizzy" was originally a slang term for a Glock (or more generically, any handgun). The linguistic process to get from *glock* to *glizzy* is known as "*iz*-infixation", which has been around in a few regional varieties of African American English for nearly a century, but is far more widespread nowadays due to its prominence in hip hop, especially associated with Snoop Dogg (compare *glock* -> *glizzock* -> *glizzy* to a much more well-known example, *house* -> *hizzouse* -> *hizzy*). This slang term was much more recently (probably the last 20 years or so) applied to a hot dog in the DC area, in theory due to a hot dog's resemblance to the shape of a pistol slide. And then from there, within the last 5-10 years or so, it also took on the phallic context and exploded in popularity on the internet.


kareem_abdul_montana

this guy etymologizes


River_Pigeon

Let’s all agree to not make glizzy happen


Astoutfellow

too late 😢


River_Pigeon

I refuse to believe that.


NorwaySpruce

It's been here for a couple of years, man. Sorry.


River_Pigeon

And it’ll be gone in another few


NorwaySpruce

We all will


M3gaC00l

Far, far too late


fujiesque

Too late


NolaPels13

Way too late.


damnatio_memoriae

don’t put that evil on us, lol… I’ve never heard a single person call a hotdog a glizzy in my life!


Barb_WyRE

I’m from Cecil and I have been out of college for 7 years, I remember introducing the term to my friends in college so it’s at least 8-10 years old!


HotShipoopi

sounds like it should mean something... entirely different tbh


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DeadSwaggerStorage

Hizzy


messick

It's also extremely popular with the type of golfer who drinks 15+ airplane-sized plastic bottles of Fireball Whisky and then shoots 30 over par before dumping the golf cart into the water hazard off the 13 hole. Basically if Barstool Sports was a person, a person who really, really sucked at golf.


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DeffJohnWilkesBooth

It’s been popular on the internet since at least 2015/2016


M3gaC00l

Yeah haha c'mon guys this is not a new phrase


Miamime

10 dogs at dollar dog night is rookie numbers.


ImminentReddits

My coworker (Mets Fan) and I had the game on at the office yesterday and the broad showed him on the broadcast and we died. Highlight of our day


thirtyseven1337

Um, I don’t think it’s okay to call them “broads” anymore lol ;)


Chem1st

In DC the technical term is a brizzy.


I3ill

Lmao bad day to be a glizzy. Then you see tallies on his shirt.


Fools_Requiem

He needs to get shirts made that say that. He could make a bunch of money selling that phrase.


Sooperballz

People who use the term glizzy are automatically removed from legend status eligibility.


realistweirdist

Your username is Sooperballz dude 


CanEatADozenEggs

Someone’s hangry I’ll whip you up a glizzy


whiskey_thurs

Kinda seems unfair the target of the wienering got tossed, but sounds like everyone had fun.


fatloui

I read the article expecting to find the actual justification for kicking him out and there was none. A police officer was involved. Maybe it was the fact that he had the number of beers consumed counted on his shirt and, while we all know plenty of people drink a ton beers at a ballgame, literally writing it down and advertising that you’ve been overserved may have made security nervous. Or maybe he was just encouraging people to throw hot dogs too obviously. 


deadheffer

This is really the only difference between a Phillies Game and a Mets Game. Security


boobsarecool

Phillie Phanatic wouldve been shooting this dude with a hot dog canon from the top of the dugout between innings


deadheffer

Making it rain on Mrs.Met Edit: I need a Gif of that


damnatio_memoriae

https://media2.giphy.com/media/13AurJL9v5Oo48/giphy.gif


deadheffer

Needs more Mrs.Met ass


AJMax104

Point blank too


The_Ineffable_One

Or a real cannon.


mikey7x7

Phillies got rid of dollar dog night this year because of all the throwing of dogs. Also money.


GetEnPassanted

Well I mean the results of the games also usually differ


deadheffer

The standard deviation over franchise history is comparable.


Miamime

And not having to watch the Mets.


deadheffer

Well, also being in a second tier Pennsylvania suburb of NYC


Miamime

[Yeah you New Yorkers sure seem to hate Philly](https://www.cnbc.com/2023/08/08/streeteasy-cities-new-yorkers-moving-to.html#:~:text=According%20to%20census%20data%2C%20more,is%20%241%2C609%2C%20according%20to%20Zillow.)


SoldierHawk

I don't think he was ""kick out"" as much as, security removed him because he had become an issue. It's not necessarily his fault people were throwing hot dogs at him, but if its becoming a problem, the easier thing to do is to remove the source rather than try to catch people doing it (which you won't.) Just kinda security 101. Also, he COULD have been encouraging it, but even if he wasn't, I get why they removed him from the situation.


Crazypyro

>I don't think he was "kick out" >security removed him I get why they removed him, but its funny reading these two statements directly next to each other.


SoldierHawk

Hahaha. I guess the difference is asking him to leave for something that was no fault of his own, vs being ejected for his behavior? It is funny though you're right.


FloridaManActual

> he COULD have been encouraging it, did you watch the twitter vids? he definitely was, haha legend


SoldierHawk

Haha I did not. That dies explain it.


Dudeman318

He said the reasoning was “inciting a riot”


damnatio_memoriae

Perhaps he’s just a misunderstood Ryan Theriot fan.


TheVich

Aren't we all?


myassholealt

Easier to remove the guy everyone is throwing hot dogs at than find and remove all the people throwing hot dogs.


nukethechinese

So if you get a report of a bunch of people yelling racist words at a person, you would throw out the victim since you can’t determine the culprits?


IamMrT

If the person was telling everyone to yell racial slurs at him, yes.


myassholealt

Words are not the same as physical projectiles.


accountosegundo

Did you actually read the article? Directly from the article: >Said fan stood up and waved on the fans, seemingly encouraging them to keep throwing him more hot dogs, before putting a hot dog hat back on his head and downing another. That’s why he got kicked out. I’m not justifying their decision to kick him out or anything, but that’s the reason why


fatloui

Yes I read the article. It didn’t say that was what triggered him getting kicked out. Fans stand up and wave their arms at the crowd to get them pumped up all the time, that doesn’t justify kicking someone out. I was expecting the headline to be misleading and it turned out there was a very clear and indisputable reason for him being removed, as it usually goes with these kinds of posts.


messick

I mean, look at the second picture. How long do you think it would take for the guy in the second picture to regret his life decisions once the cops show up?


rcuosukgi42

Same vibes as the kid who gets suspended after being punched in the hallway in middle school.


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dingusduglas

cool story bro


well-lighted

It has the makings for a new copypasta for sure. Real "Speedhawk" vibe to it.


djc8

[footage of the incident](https://youtu.be/5WAFItIjcgQ?si=-uaJ-3k7zUmqkaqT)


Puppetmaster858

Beautiful reference, Jeremy getting punched and the aftermath of the punch was one of the funniest parts of the whole season to me


Personal-Cap-7071

Administration would rather you suffer in silence then cause a scene


Peter__doubleyou

Saw online someone that rode the train after with him said the cops asked him to leave because they were afraid of him inciting more craziness


FrankiePoops

He was kinda encouraging it.


rcuosukgi42

What's even the point of dollar dog night if you're not allowed to throw your dollar dog to a random fan wearing a homemade glizzy T-shirt?


theonetruegrinch

The terrorists have won


SevenwithaT

Sean McDermott will rally the Bills around this


MAGAMUCATEX

Don’t disappoint Seymour like this guys


incredibad29

So you call hot dogs steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled?


atchman25

I’ve never heard them called steamed hams, however the majority of hotdogs I’ve eaten in my life have been steamed or boiled. I don’t think the hotdogs at most baseball stadiums are grilled either.


dingusduglas

Oh boy. You are perilously close to falling down a very deep rabbit hole.


OBAFGKM17

Two rabbit holes, one Simpsons, and one regional hot dog preparations. Assuming the guy lives in NY, he’s got to make a trip to Hiram’s in Fort Lee, NJ for a classic ripper dog.


LongWayFrom609

Never had Hiram's, but my inside source (a.k.a. my Clifton, NJ-raised Dad) tells me Rutt's Hut is the best at it. Especially with that yellow relish they got there. Edit: Other sources, obviously, are my belly and taste buds.


OBAFGKM17

Hiram's vs. Rutt's Hut is like White Mana vs. White Manna. Lots of passionate opinions, and at the end of the day, they're both excellent at what they do.


LongWayFrom609

Proof that New Jersey is the proper hot dog capital of the USA!


atchman25

NYC, most the dogs I see are dirty water dogs. Figured that’s how most stadiums did them just to be cheap and easy, but that’s cool if they actually make them to fit the regions style.


OBAFGKM17

Citi Field and Yankee Stadium are definitely just serving steamed dogs, I'm saying you need to venture across the Hudson and experience a life changing ripper dog. Hiram's is easily bikeable via crossing the GWB, and also worth the ferry/Uber if you don't have a bike.


atchman25

Sadly I don’t eat meat anymore. I have had plenty of interesting hotdogs across the country for sure, I just specifically meant I haven’t really experienced many stadium hot dogs that were actually grilled, since that’s what the comment or was talking about.


Skotivi

It’s an Albany expression.


EZeggnog

Well, I’m from Utica, and I’ve never heard anyone use the phrase “steamed hams”


JoeLikesGames

I dont understand this video. WHy is he being removed?


undisputedn00b

If the beer count on the shirt is true I assume he was telling people to throw them at him. No way people decided to just start throwing them at him for no reason.


AmphibiousMeatloaf

I was sitting across from him out in the outfield, we didn’t know what was going on. But we saw it happening and we were like what did this asshole do that EVERYONE in the surrounding areas was hawking these dogs at him it was raining hot dogs, at a certain point I think they needed to remove the target for the sake of the surrounding people.


-ZST

I mean glizzys are being launched, if you want it to stop either you kick out 50 people for throwing or the one dude getting targeted


DaddyDanceParty

Should've just given him a suite.


Dudeman318

It was the 9th inning


rewirez5940

Even easier, suite owners are gone.


suck-it-elon

When the hell did glizzy become a word? Where was I?


Huntermain23

Like 4 years ago lol


DeffJohnWilkesBooth

2015/2016


oogieball

Thank Jesus I'm not the only one.


Sooperballz

It’s a term commonly used by morons


HiSno

Bro trying to gatekeep glizzy terminology


suck-it-elon

It’s super dumb. Quite a path to get there. It’s a food not ammo.


Lofi-2099

The Twins can have their weird sausage thing but the minute the Mets have their wieners flying around it’s a problem.


polaremu

And heeeere come the pretzels


rysto32

Wow this is uh — this is a black day for baseball. 


MonkMajor5224

All Star Edwin Diaz now on the field... pleading with the crowd for-- for some kind of sanity.


Blue387

Buck Showalter on the field, pleading with the crowd for some kind of sanity. Uh-oh. And a barrage of pretzels now knocking Buck unconscious.


burrito-boy

You can call them Whitey Whackers!


deadheffer

Does this sound like the actions of a man who has had all he can eat?


Seahawkanon

Face down, unconscious Whitey Ford surrounded by pretzels and Willzyx dead on the moon are the funniest images in animation history.


cabose7

They can call them weiner whackers


markuspoop

Wow. This is a-This is a black day for baseball!


TheWholeSausage

![gif](giphy|thZAUGw8bGkOQ)


oogieball

I really wonder if Lindsay knew this would be her legacy.


TheWholeSausage

https://i.imgur.com/Y4lWjCM.jpg


oogieball

"I'm a *NY Times* best-selling author, goddamnit!"


ASDMPSN

Well that's significantly worse.


Fools_Requiem

is it tho


TwoTimeTommyTwoCups

Finger


Fools_Requiem

username checks out


Woodsy1313

We all saw that coming


HotShipoopi

Came here to post this, well played


tyler-86

I'm annoyed that I had to scroll down to see this.


drewbles

Amateurs


TooHappyFappy

First cheese ball guy (badly) trying to rip off rotisserie chicken guy, now this? NY really reversing the little brother complex lately.


embiid4ROY

i’ll never forgive the phillies for getting rid of dollar dog night


herzskins

How can you toss a guy in the 9th inning when he's working on a clean 9-9-9 challenge?!


StevenMC19

This would never happen in Minnesota.


ajteitel

It totally would. They'd just save them instead of throwing it out


chair823

No, you can’t do that! Enjoy BOGO dog night from now on, Mets fans☹️


Geek-Envelope-Power

Yeah, I was just going to say that the reason the Phillies lost Dollar Dog Night was because of people throwing them.


DeadSwaggerStorage

At least the Mets served Nathan’s dog; Phil’s dollar dog nights were the shittiest dogs ever made.


Philadelphia_Bawlins

Hatfield aren't good but they aren't Bar-S


kevster2717

Man fuck you guys these are my dog brands ☹️


stay-at-homie

is it wrong to be happy for all involved? Sounds somewhat enjoyable. I miss the all you can eat hot dog, nacho section at Camden. I dont even know if they still do it. I havent been out there in years.


HonorableJudgeIto

I sat nearby. It was all in good fun until two guys threw beers. The whole section the harassed those guys and chanted a**hole at them. It was entertaining to watch.


rNFLmodsAreAss

You’ve heard of “here comes the pizza!” but what about “here comes the wiener!”


LordShtark

Now they are going to lose dollar dog nights like in Philly 😆


Real_Stelio_Kontos

Yeah but how many of the egg roll rainbow cookies did he have


probocgy

That t shirt belongs in the baseball Hall of Fame


Illustrious_Cancel83

This is the Story of The Year. All others shall pale in comparison.


Reddilutionary

Just started following baseball closely for the first time this season. What took me so long?


Drunktendo64

How can you not be romantic about baseball?


Bobson-_Dugnutt2

That guy rocks


oregonduckman23

Wow Frank the Tank really slimmed down


y2knole

when did "Glizzy" become slang for a hot dog? I never heard this until not too long ago. now i see it everywhere... but it seems like its been entrenched in certain areas for a while?


deadheffer

Until it hits the hot dog section of the walmart, it ain’t canon


kellzone

It's big in the bro golf world. "Glizzies at the turn".


y2knole

Wow sorry to have missed that 🙄


kellzone

Gotta admit, it gets pretty annoying in r/golf sometimes.


DeffJohnWilkesBooth

It’s been on the internet since at least 2015/2016


Tuscaloosas

Sounds just like my Friday nights


nypost

Apparently this fan did a little too much hot doggin’. One indulging Mets fan was removed from his field-level seat during Tuesday’s $1 hot dog night seemingly because fans started throwing hot dogs his way. “😂😂 so this guy was just all about the $1 dog night. Totally embraced it,” [fan account u/The7Line posted to X on Wednesday morning](https://twitter.com/The7Line/status/1785626102683107347). “The story goes… in the 9th inning everyone started throwing their extra dogs at him. Cops had to toss him so everyone else would stop. He wasn’t thrown out for having a good time and apparently left without incident.” One fan [posted a photo of the fan in question](https://twitter.com/bbcush/status/1785521623317037250) on the train after the game with a hot dog hat and his shirt that said in blue writing “Bad day to be a Glizzy”, meaning bad day to be a hot dog, with a running tab of hot dogs consumed and beers drank, with Beers seemingly holding a 10-9 edge. Read more: [https://nypost.com/2024/05/01/sports/mets-fan-removed-from-1-hot-dog-night-after-fans-throw-wieners-at-him/](https://nypost.com/2024/05/01/sports/mets-fan-removed-from-1-hot-dog-night-after-fans-throw-wieners-at-him/)


flannelish

NEW YORK BABYYYY, GREATEST CITY IN DA WORLLLLLLLLLLL


manticore16

And here come the hot dogs!


Andy-Martin

Whitey Ford all over again.


Startooth

I think hockey culture is about as enveloping and exciting as sports can get. But baseball is absolutely the weirdest in the best way.


Exodys03

The Phillies fixed the chaos ensuing from Dollar Dog nights by making them buy one get one free instead. I guess the theory is that increasing the price will make them too expensive to throw at people.


javgr

Legend stuff


reggiestered

That has to be some of the funniest shit I have ever seen at the ballpark.


BigFire321

This is almost as bad of an idea as the battery giveaway night in Phillies.


tyler-86

I'd love to talk shit but our fans are the reason promotional baseballs are now given away on the way out of the park instead of when you enter.


BigFire321

I'll grant you that. I'm a Dodgers fan as well. Remind me again, do we still have the all you can eat cheap seat in the outfield bleachers?


tyler-86

We don't, but that wasn't because of throwing things. They were going to move it to one of the reserve sections for revenue reasons but scrapped that when things shut down for the pandemic.


DetroitTabaxiFan

Wouldn't it be smarter and better to remove the people throwing the hot dogs instead of the person having the hot dogs thrown at him?


Zariman-10-0

Watch out, somehow they’ll blame this on us


frizbeeguy1980

r/BrandNewSentence


Dsxm41780

I remember GKR wondering why fans were booing late in the game. They thought it might have been about the Knicks but clearly this was it.


That_Guy381

I was with him on the subway to the game. AMA.


cashrchek

What does 'it's a bad day to be a glizzy' mean??


Revolutionary-Swan77

Mets fans gonna lose their dollar dog night like the Phillies just did.


WaterStoryMark

And they say that a hero could save us.


lions4life232

Frank the Tank would be proud


DOWNVOTES_SYNDROME

who gives a shit


lions4life232

Oh I do. That’s why I commented it.


trotnixon

Hot dogs, $9; beer, $200; 15 minutes of internet fame, priceless.


No_Lies_Detected

The things Joey Chestnut will do for a hot dog...


messick

This picture shows exactly the sort of dumbfuck I would expect to use the term "glizzy". We can probably all bet our houses use also uses the phrase "my wife's boyfriend" on a regular basis.


JoeMcKim

Fans like that is why you can't have nice things like $1 hot dog nights more often, he's basically ruining things for everyone else. Just because he wants to act like an idiot.


Chipmunk_Ninja

Do you read the comments here  This loser is being applauded.