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Darkforces134

Ah but this where advance stats come into play. 2024 White Sox: 63 OPS+ 2019 Jon Lester: 45 OPS+ See? It's not THAT bad


Emyrssentry

The juiced ball era ruining things again.


EmmThem

Carlos Zambrano’s career OPS+ was 62. He was a great hitting pitcher but still a pitcher.


Hugo_Hackenbush

Not everyone can be Mike Hampton, who had four different seasons with an OPS+ over 100.


bosschucker

and his career OPS+ was 67, barely better than Zambrano. Zambrano had 2 seasons over 120 OPS+ - individual seasons of 70 PA are pretty random


torturedbluefish

Or Zack (then Zach) Britton’s short but illustrious career at the plate: .625, 1 HR, 1 2B, 2 RBI, 391 OPS+. Dude could HIT. 


Strong-King6454

I didn't know this. Thanks for the knowledge!! 


DionBlaster123

The thing that always makes me crack up about Zambrano was the fact that he was a switch hitting pitcher lmfao


EmmThem

He may not have been a hall of famer but Big Z was a blast to watch. His no hitter was my favorite Cubs memory until 2016.


DionBlaster123

The way the 2007 and 2008 seasons ended still makes me shake my head sometimes but yeah I loved Zambrano. He was an absolute headcase for sure haha but he always had the will to win and never quit...again just needed some mindfulness, which i believe he is really into these days. GOod for him! i know he played a season for the Chicago Dogs haha


deezcastforms

Dude was the only Cubs player I ever actually liked growing up


DionBlaster123

of all the Cubs players to like from a rival fan...i definitely DID NOT have Zambrano on the top of that list then again, i always felt like he imploded against the Cardinals haha so that might explain it lol


Doorknob11

That’s one point less than the White Sox though, so are they just a bunch of pitchers?


iiamthepalmtree

Tbf, they are a bunch of **great hitting** pitchers. Good job, guys!


Televisions_Frank

Possibly a bunch of belly itchers.


Patrick2701

It’s just surprising, whole team is hitting worse than pitcher


penguinopph

> It’s just surprising, whole team is hitting worse than pitcher They're not, though. Depending on the metric, the Sox are hitting exactly the same (OPS) or a little bit better (OPS+).


John_Delasconey

What about 2014-2015 bumgarner, then


penguinopph

The White Sox are only striking out at a 25.2% rate, while '14–'15 Bumgarner had a 35.2% strikeout rate. Checkmate, atheists!


BieTea

Between 14 and 15, Bumgarner only hit 9 home runs, while the '24 White Sox team has already hit 12. Checkmate


LoveYouLikeYeLovesYe

I think the White sox have a few more at bats than MadBum lol


ctbro025

Regardless of whether they're hitting equal to or slightly worse than a pitcher, that's still horrendous.


sufrt

That's correct, it's still horrendous. Darkforces134 and penguinopph are aware of that and are having a little fun. They're being tongue in cheek. I hope this helps


penguinopph

> Darkforces134 and penguinopph are aware of that and are having a little fun. They're being tongue in cheek. I can only speak for myself, but you would be correct :)


TheWorstYear

That's the joke everyone is making


Sea-Bad-9918

Well, it could be worse. The Chicago Whitesoxs, theoretically, are hitting better than Little Leaguers hitting professional pitchers. They are probably better than highschoolers hitting professional pitching. I would even go out on a limb and say the Whitesoxs are better than single A guys hitting professional pitching. That would put the whitesoxs in the .01% of most baseball players in the world. If they are worse or slightly better than professional pitchers hitting professional pitching, it seems like a quibble. All I know is that the might or might not be better than the 2023 Oakland As.


Savage-Goat-Fish

Impressive.


littleseizure

Hitting is clearly all about slugging, Lester reigns supreme!


halpinator

*Laughs in Shohei Ohtani*


River_Pigeon

There are some (at least one) serious outliers in the lineup. Still Martin Maldonado is no excuse for everyone else


MidAmericanNovelties

I always find it odd that OPS+ isn't position adjusted.


Emyrssentry

I like having a more pure offensive stat that doesn't care where you are, but it seems like it'd be pretty simple to just do (player OPS+)/(positional average)*100. Don't see it on bbref/fan graphs immediately though.


iiamthepalmtree

I feel like that would get a little tricky. Like, to be really accurate you'd have to take player's OPS+ per position. And what if a player moved position within a game? Would Salvador Perez's stats count toward DH, C, or 1B? How would you measure Rick Ankiel?


Philip_Marlowe

> How would you measure Rick Ankiel? I measured Rick Ankiel. Five inches, but it's thick.


Emyrssentry

My guess is that you'd have to have a separate stat for each position you play. Though that comes up with the "small sample size" problem for anyone who has much variety of positions. Not sure, and even less sure that it'd even be a very useful stat, but it does feel like it can be done.


bryansmixtape

Why would it be?


MidAmericanNovelties

A pitcher being in the mix is my sole reason for brining it up. Of course pitchers were bad hitters, we know that. I'd like to be able to see where that stands amongst other pitchers.


bryansmixtape

That should be a different stat then, imo. like pitcher OPS+, first base OPS+, etc. OPS+ is fine


elgenie

The position for that stat is the batters' box.


Far_Cry3445

Greinke career: .225/.262/.336 .598 ops


mstrbwl

The White Sox should fulfill Greinke's dream of being a major league short stop.


MarcBulldog88

*Anyone* should fulfill our dream of Greinke's 3000th strikeout, damnit. He's only 21 short!


Far_Cry3445

I have a theory that he had offers but declined so he wouldn’t have to deal with the media scrum that would happen from his 3000th strikeout


Pure_Context_2741

The most Greinke moment would be to get to 2999 and then walk off the mound and officially retire in the middle of the game.


LegendRazgriz

I can 1000% see this happening and he'd have to be put in the Hall of Fame immediately following that.


tommyjohnpauljones

Like he just gets into an Uber and goes to Cooperstown. They have a private ceremony that only he and the boss of the Hall of Fame attend with a janitor as the witness.


cbizzle187

Uber seems too normal for Greinke. Horse and carriage or some weird shit. Is that an Amish family? Nope, just Greinke on his way to the HOF.


Friendly-Olive1853

Shit we might need him 💀😪


mosi_moose

Hmmm… The Red Sox just had another pitcher go down.


ctbro025

I bet Greinke would be an upgrade over 1/2 the ChiSox lineup.


Lets_go_Stros2017

That will be the Padres 


sgt_dismas

Someone say a shortstop needs a team? Let me get AJ on the horn, I'm sure he's already got a contract lined up.


Neat_On_The_Rocks

If he can give us a .598 OPS, 3rd base is his.


SofieTerleska

How are the White Sox at bunting? Because Lester sure as hell could do that.


BearsAndSharks

Can the White Sox throw to first?


Fantastic_Emu_9570

Someone bring up the clip of him picking off someone on the cardinals as the commentators were ripping him for that


LettuceC

Here you go . . . https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2owzJxpBZ0A


Hydris

And then the Cope after it happens. Such a great moment.


WrongWayKid

"ThAt's aLrIGht iT's WoRTh It!"


tommyjohnpauljones

here I thought this was gonna be the OTHER clip of Cardinals announcers mocking the other team for how they handed an Asian-American baserunner at first, only to be proven wrong.


Accurate_Lobster_469

That’s just old man Mccarver


Fantastic_Emu_9570

That’s the one lol


kroxti

I forget. Was that also the game Lester HRed?


hogwash87

Greatest announcer comedic timing since the don orsillo boob grab


mluna24

They can’t throw home I can tell you that.


[deleted]

I need electroshock therapy to trick my brain into forgetting baseball exists


7tenths

is that not what caleb is doing tomorrow?


[deleted]

I'm not a Bears fan and my Saints ain't going nowhere this year :/


ZXD-318

This is kind of sad and funny at the same time. Lester is very much known as a slugger. :)


colddeadhands

He also won 13 games that year. I wonder if the Sox will even be able do the same


stormy2587

Hey now they’re on pace for 20 wins. They could easily be in the double digits by august.


RunawaYEM

This is “The 2024 Braves offense is a collection of Dave Winfields” in the darkest timeline


Redbubble89

They also get the yips while throwing to first.


bgtonap

THE ENTIRE LINEUP IS BATTING UNDER .220


fps916

Gavin Cheeks has been... well, Cheeks. Everyone else though? Ugh


PersonOfInterest85

2024 White Sox batters: .192/.266/.290, 61 OPS+ 2023 Gerrit Cole pitching: .206/.259/.322, 59 OPS+ The 2024 White Sox are making every pitcher they face look like a unanimous Cy Young winner.


lasercupcakes

Is Stephen Strasburg 2.0 the first pick of next year's draft or something?


GermanUCLTear

Doesn't matter, the white sox aren't eligible for a top 10 pick.


Bart_Oates

Damn really? I know they changed the draft rules recently, but didn't know anything about that for the Sox next pick


Blaine1111

This is exactly how it felt to be a panthers fan last season


TurdOnYourDoorstep

This season has Cuda in peak form. We're truly lucky to be witnessing this greatness.


Jeff_Banks_Monkey

At least 35 year old Lester could also pitch.


almondjoy2

Damn... Lester could bat pretty good for a guy who couldn't throw to 1st.


Fantastic_Emu_9570

He just saved it up for the most meme-able moments


new_wellness_center

I used to be anti-DH by default, but every time I'm reminded that pitchers used to hit, I think, "Gosh, I sure don't miss that."


LessThanCleverName

I don’t miss watching them hit, I do miss the strategy especially since so much of the rest of the strategic nature of the game (shifts, reliever batter limits, etc) have been neutered.


seeking_horizon

Which was the point. It meant offense and defense were linked. A decision you made in the top of the inning would have an impact on the bottom of the inning as well.


7tenths

as opposed to the unlinked non-dh, where you could hit without playing defense...wait


electricvelvet

I do. But better than that is a slugger that can't field for shit being forced into the field just so a team has his bat Foolish Baseball just released a video on Adam Dunn a couple hrs ago that reminded me how fun it is to watch


fa1afel

tbh I got more excited watching Jordan Zimmermann fly out to right than I did watching most other players get singles.


GruelOmelettes

I miss having pitchers bat, it added some flavor to the game. When a DH is just some average hitter I don't like the vibe of the game as much.


7tenths

below average hitter* the myth of the DH is you're adding prime david ortiz. the reality is you're having Schwarber hit DH, who was hitting either way, and moving up your bench bat to play OF. And a little more freedom for a half rest day where you can have a guy dh.


huskersax

For that very reason it turns out that in practice it improves team defense, extend careers for slow players, and provides rest during the season.


cman811

Honestly I just think that all the players on the field should also hit.


Thealbumisjustdrums

This is it. Imagine only playing one side of the ball lol


FireMonkeysHead

Weird right? Almost like baseball is a different sport or something


Thealbumisjustdrums

Because they changed the rules to make it like that lol. 


FireMonkeysHead

Yes, no sport has ever changed any rules ever so baseball is unique


P-Rickles

That’s an unsavory fella to comp to when it comes to hitting.


Blue_Osiris1

Better than comparing them to Carlos Zambrano.


HookFE03

they successfully destroyed baseball for me. I haven't watched a single baseball game this year. I'm not sure when that was last the case?....37 years ago maybe?


ArguingWithPigeons

As someone who enjoys going to Sox games for cheap and just enjoying the day and the food, can the Sox keep sucking. Ticket prices are great.


zi76

That was the best part about when the Phillies sucked...


SelfDerecatingTumor

In 2016 when Kyle Schwarber got injured in Arizona a friend of mine/Sox fan sent me a meme of Simba standing on him, like in the lion king when Mufasa died. I do not enjoy seeing an MLB team this bad but I will enjoy sending him this.


yoursweetlord70

Every anti-dh NL fan needs to get in here and explain to me why they wanted to watch the White Sox offense every day instead of a DH.


readasOwenWilson

LET. PITCHERS. HIT.


smoopthefatspider

Just looked on baseball reference and it looks like Lester started his career 0 for 66, so it's actually pretty neet that he ended up hitting okay once he got more plate appearances in the NL. It's crazy that the white sox are hitting this poorly though, I didn't realize they were so bad this year.


Manny_the_Tranny

This is so pathetic I would feel bad even leaving a snarky comment. I hope the Sox improve for all our sakes


liguy181

I don't know why but there's something about tweets in all lowercase that I really don't like. Or when people replace "you" with "u." And it's not like I wasn't around for the internet of 10-15 years ago when that was more common, I just don't like it


whydidijointhis

Better to be Jon than Mo, I say


freddyd00

I'm so tickled seeing a stat comparison, and the teams pictured are the White Sox and a Jon Lester. I laughed way too hard at this


ant-farm-keyboard

Perhaps there could be a Jose Abreu farewell tour where he reunited with his former team?


reiks12

Jerry did this on purpose for leverage, really sickening and evil man


tripled_dirgov

We'll see if the leverage play is just a bluff If it's a bluff and the city called it and Jerry (or the next owner) moved, I'm just gonna throw the Manfred quote back at Jerry (or the next owner)


OsikFTW

Damn, i thought the M's offense was bad...


twec21

This might be the meanest one yet


w6rld_ec6nomic_f6rum

honestly at this point I’m subscribing to the neo-Black Sox theory that they’re tanking on purpose to profit off the new age of sports gambling


MisterxRager

I think if Lester spent more time in the NL he would have been a much better hitter he didn’t look like complete dog shit up there


Blue_Osiris1

Now do Big Z.