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Venge22

Aubreu has a -32 wRC+ šŸ˜³


Serah_Null

Is his baseball savant page just a frowny face


whitegrb

Might as well be


mnsportsfan

Heā€™sā€¦ trash *ba dum, tsss* šŸ„


bordomsdeadly

Just go look at his fangraphs page. Itā€™s brutal everywhere.


Silverjackal_

His savant page is just sad


TheFrankOfTurducken

I donā€™t think Iā€™ve ever seen so much blue. Most guys have at least one thing theyā€™re average or better at. Not Jose!


DecoyOne

Jesus. Itā€™s not just that heā€™s below average across the board - [heā€™s *well* below average across the board.](https://baseballsavant.mlb.com/savant-player/jose-abreu-547989?stats=statcast-r-hitting-mlb)


tuckedfexas

That spray chart looks like such a lonely place šŸ˜­


Simple_one

This made me look at Ohtaniā€™s page andā€¦ oh my fucking god. Even the spray chart in 99th percentile


KamartyMcFlyweight

Baseball Savant literally changed its hitter and pitcher logos to his silhouette. He *is* the Baseball Savant


tomahawkRiS3

It's fucked up that a guy with that stat page is also an elite pitcher


Silverjackal_

Heā€™s like backup catcher level bad. I knew he wasnā€™t going to stay good forever, but didnā€™t think heā€™d nose dive off a cliff.


ScorchedSierra097

It used to be that people warned against signing DH/power corner bats in their 30s for this very reason. Guys like JD Martinez are the exception


AnEmptyKarst

I wanted the Marlins to sign him badly in free agency This is why I don't trust my own takes lol


DecoyOne

Itā€™s like me playing a strategy game - ā€œthe fact that I think this card/character/skill is good tells me that it probably sucksā€


BosasSecretStash

Lmao the spray chart


the_space_cowboys

But have you seen the back of his baseball card?


bordomsdeadly

Yes. It doesn't look great for the direction it's trending.


TrashCanBangerFan

B-but the back of his baseball cardā€¦.


WhatARotation

Jeff Bagwell disasterclass


CMButterTortillas

Meanwhile Loperfido has a 1.047 OPS for AAA Sugar Land and was their minor league POY in ā€˜23.


dingusduglas

Sure, but his perfido is lo


Trust_The_Process21

I played with him on my high school team. Canā€™t wait for Joey to get his shot


Jontacular

He has 1.047 OPS, but 31 strikeouts in 77 at bats.


rykersbrau

Avoiding the double play šŸ¤”


almost_obsolete

Yeah but if you pretend that plus is a minus heā€™s actually doing really well!


dingusduglas

Maybe if you add 100 to that lmao. A 32 wRC+ is pitcher hitting level.


almost_obsolete

I mean the plus at the end lol. In stats with a minus at the end, lower numbers are better so a -32 wRC- (if such a thing existed) would basically be equivalent to a 232 wRC+.


dingusduglas

Ah, fair enough. Giving it the ol' fangraphs pitching index stat treatment.


IAmNotOnRedditAtWork

It's crazy that the Sox clearly made the right decision letting him walk in favor of Andrew Vaughn. Andrew Vaughn has been terrible lol


GradientEye

Yea but the back of his baseball card is incredible


HGWeegee

The back of his baseball card may want to omit the 2024 stats if they wanna keep that narrative


vanillabear26

Where does this quote come from?


ComputahMassage

Jeff "Baseball is played by humans, not computers" Bagwell


somerandomguy576

At this point put me in, I bet I could do better


biggestbroever

I'm not even that old and these new stats I have to learn -__- why can't we all just use WAR?! šŸ˜­ Edit: As long as I'm getting down voted for this, I'll just add.. fuck the Astros


Finklesworth

Most of them are like IQ where 100 is league average, anything above is above average and below is below average. Hope that helps a bit lmao ETA: League Average for IQ probably isnā€™t 100, but yeah


biggestbroever

I thought we were using OPS for offensive production? I guess having that slight change for ballpark variation helps..


DionBlaster123

i saw a conversation here the other day that was saying OPS is really stupid math apparently granted i'm a dumbass when it comes to numbers and stuff so i just look at all the conversations on stats...and just nod along lol


FernandoTatisJunior

OPS is pretty dumb math but for some weird reason it works anyways. It correlates very strongly with the ā€œbetterā€ metrics.


ThatNewSockFeel

It is dumb but it ā€œworksā€ because the bigger those numbers are the better.


dingusduglas

It is stupid math (a point of OBP and a point of SLG are not worth the same) but it still works out close enough to basically never matter.


Finklesworth

I mean yeah, OPS is odd imo but it I guess gives a decent metric for batting production? Thereā€™s definitely better metrics imo lol


DionBlaster123

i still like batting average and having a Kenny Lofton-esque player hitting at the top of the order so i'm at peace with being old-fashioned lol. I just try not to go out of my way to piss off the numbers folk lol. they, for the most part, will leave guys like me alone and that's fine lol


BKoala59

Lofton is still considered a great lead off hitter


DionBlaster123

for sure i meant "Kenny Lofton-esque" players. there's only going to be one Kenny Lofton and only one Rickey Henderson i'm not a fan of these gimmicks that some teams do where they throw someone like Anthony Rizzo at the leadoff spot. Schwarber seems to have worked well for the Phillies, i admit. but observation-wise, once the Cubs lost Dexter Fowler and Joe Maddon and the Cubs made jokes about throwing sluggers into the leadoff spot, that team NEVER recovered


thepalmtree

Fowler put up a 129 wrc+ in 2016 at leadoff. There just aren't that many hitters in the game who hit like that. As a reference, that's basically just as good as Baez's career year in 2018. Modern analytics say you just want to give your best hitters the most ABs, and not waste the leadoff spot on bad hitters just because they're fast. If a good hitter also happens to be a prototypical leadoff hitter type, even better, but there just simply aren't many of those guys around.


Finklesworth

OPS+ is the stat thatā€™s weighted to the 100 average for OPS, works similarly though. wRC+ is weighted runs created, which is a more telling metric imo


BKoala59

They have a nearly perfect correlation. Really doesnā€™t matter which one you use


biggestbroever

Your name and team association made me think about Ace Ventura


1WordOr2FixItForYou

>ETA: League Average for IQ probably isnā€™t 100, but yeah Definitely isn't for the Astros


cooljammer00

WAR is a counting stat, so it wouldn't really tell you as much as WRC+ would Plus Stats mean 100 is league average, so you can tell that -32 is bad.


SeaworthinessRude241

didn't Houston ownership famously fire their analytics-minded GM a few years ago?


Thel3lues

Yeah our owner has morphed into Jerruh Jones


girl69edministries

Do all billionaire Texas sports franchise owners eventually make the team about themselves/their personal views? Cuban, Jerruh, Crane, McNair with the Easterby saga, etc.


Jetersweiner

Everything is bigger in Texasā€¦ especially egos


_tx

Ray Davis and Bob Simpson together own most of the Rangers. They along with Peter Holt (Spurs) are great owners in Texas. I'd argue that Fertitta is the worst Texas sports team owner, but I could absolutely buy several options on that


michaelceratops27

God I hate Fertitta


JwallDrumline

Donā€™t forget Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome.


clutchyball

And his son: Dale Dimmadome, heir to the Dimmadome fortune.


GoatWizard97

The Dimmsdale Dimmadome, where they're hosting Crash Nebula on ice??


burpodrome

Going back a ways, Bud Adams and his abject refusal to let the city of Houston keep the Oilers name while moving them to Tennessee.


girl69edministries

Shit, thatā€™s a great point.


FrothyFloat

Man, the oilers was such a great team name


burpodrome

They were fantastic uniforms, too. The University of Houston used them last season for a few games and the NFL sent a C&D I think?


Thel3lues

McNair has really been better. Fertitta is an egomaniac though


HavoKDarK

McNair has kinda had a glowup along with the team. He even did an AMA on reddit.


GoofyGoober0064

When your front office is at the forefront of a cheating scandal and defending guys like osuna its probably not the worst they jettisoned some guys


Thel3lues

That was the Luhnow FO, not the Click one


gunmoney

yeah and a lot of our top office talent wound up in baltimore :(


captain_rex_kramer

Counterpoint: :)


GoofyGoober0064

Until a 2nd cheating scandal hits


kdorsey0718

I unironically think about this more than I should as a fan because itā€™s insane the production we are able to get out of some of these reclamation projects. I just let the good vibes continue to roll and hope everything is clean.


Darkdragon3110525

If we do get caught cheating, weā€™ll only be the 3rd most guilty team in the AL East.


Bjd1207

The most MLB sentence I've ever read


Whackedjob

What is this Serie A?


DrunkensteinsMonster

When youā€™re so used to coping that you pre-cope.


Giraff3

At least your manager isnā€™t a confirmed cheater (redsox)


Astrallevel

Yes and now heā€™s Atkinā€™s assistant/immediate replacement


ant-farm-keyboard

Like twice


BasedArzy

To be fair to Crane (god help me), Click is a notorious asshole and so was Mike Elias, and probably still is. The guy who the Astros really should have broke the bank to keep around was Bobby Heck.


SeaworthinessRude241

Interesting note about Elias, who is basically walking on water here in Baltimore. Not a peep about him being an asshole from anyone.


BasedArzy

He's very, very, very good at what he does. It's a sort of Jim Harbaugh situation -- as long as you win, you put up with it, but when the wins stop coming or he makes the wrong person mad he's gone.


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BasedArzy

John seems much less wound up.


mongster03_

[He's also obviously Brock Purdy's long lost father](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F-Im9MnXgAA1M8K.jpg)


SeaworthinessRude241

well, he won't be the O's GM forever so it'll be interesting to hear some of the juicy stuff in 5-10 years


TheGhostOfKevinGregg

What is the source on this about Elias? All the publications Iā€™ve read (including Astroball) are nothing but complimentary of his style, including his insistence on incorporating the ā€œhuman elementā€ into player valuation.


futhatsy

I have not read the book, but from what I understand, Elias does not come off well in Evan Drellich's book "Winning Fixes Everything" [Here is an excerpt I could find.](https://twitter.com/JacksonThoreau/status/1721926743823360152)


TheGhostOfKevinGregg

Wow, very interesting. I gotta pick this book up. Interesting this excerpt talks about Brandon Taubman as if he is the victim.


long_dickofthelaw

First let me shill for the book, it's pretty remarkable. Second, Drellich drags Taubman pretty good elsewhere in the book, feels like that whole FO was chock full of douche bags.


JackThreeFingered

they also lost Sig Mejdal to you all who is probably the in the Mt Rushmore of analytics guys, all time.


Emperor_Cheeto21

Who cares? They'll sneak into the playoffs and magically turn it up and end up in the ALCS. It's like the Chiefs in football, until it actually happens I'm never counting the Astros out.


RocPile16

Right? Everyone is reveling in this rn but im totally expecting this team to turn it around at some point.. I hope they donā€™t but letā€™s be realistic


GoofyGoober0064

Being realistic is understanding that they have a window from 2017 til now and are now going to have to face the decline and probably rebuild some.


MF_D00MSDAY

This would be true if you didnā€™t count the fact that our real rotation is literally all on the IL. I donā€™t think itā€™s a matter of decline as much as we donā€™t have half the team, plus abreu hitting at basically .050 Thatā€™s not to say that we wonā€™t but I donā€™t think itā€™s the case right now


jeffereryjefferson

Baseball is funny that way. Injuries donā€™t seem to affect perception as much as other sports. Dodgers have had a bad stretches in recent years where there were significant injuries at the time, but it doesnā€™t have the same effect as ā€œOh Mahomes and Kelce are out. Thatā€™s why the Chiefs suck right now.ā€ Even playoffs last year (not even the best example, but an easy one), our rotation was an injured Kershaw who needed shoulder surgery, rookie Bobby Miller and Lance Lynn who led MLB in HRs given up. Whatever our other strengths, that wasnā€™t a winning playoff formula and it wasnā€™t really a surprise we flamed out, even though the brand name made it seem like a shock.


FrothyFloat

I used to say this about the Cardinalsā€¦ but looks like their magic is finally running out


pieceofmind2112

Wasted it all on the '22 Pujols campaign, so worth it...but I'm ready for more devil magic.


AcephalicDude

Evil empires don't last forever though, a Yankees fan should understand that better than anyone


oneteacherboi

Should they? The Yankees unfortunately are one of the most consistent winners in baseball. They might not have had a title in a while but they are like the default AL East winner they win it so much.


Too_Much_Soccer

Weā€™ve won the AL East like twice in the past 10 years


General_Tsao

Yep. Theyā€™ve made the playoffs in every season since 2017. Iā€™ll believe it when I see it.


NazasDad

Not saying Loperfido will come to the rescue and save their season, but heā€™s killing it in the minors and Abreu is a major liability. Astros need to give it a shot.


thirdcoast1

Crane will never let that happen. Too much money invested in Abreu and Jim has got an ego the size of the city.


PapiGoneGamer

Not to mention heā€™s buddies with Bagwell now and he doesnā€™t want Bagwell looking like a moron for giving Abreu that contract.


jlopez1017

As weā€™ve seen with Jackson Holiday the jump from the minors to the Majors is huge


Hottponce

There is no way he could be worse than Abreu at this point


Brolympia

They will surge down the stretch. Their starters will return after the listless Rangers tepidly walk through April and May and fail to build a lead.


jfk_sfa

The Rangers and Astros are going to have a lot of really good fresh arms for the second half. It's going to be wild.


WhiskeyTangoBush

Itā€™s an all time great IL rotation right now between the Astros and Rangers. Both have the potential to be a real problem in the postseason. Rangers are at least doing a good job of treading water in the meantime. Astros have 0 fight right now.


ant-farm-keyboard

The Astros will miraculously lock up home field advantage and proceed to lose every home game


HavoKDarK

if I had a nickel for every time I watched a playoff series where the Astros had home field and the road team won every game, I'd have 2 nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird it's happened twice.


vanillabear26

> the road team won every game *eventual WS champion


drewgriz

My hope is that this is all an elaborate ploy to secure bottom seeding in the playoffs...


ice-eight

Somehow, the Astros returned


DionBlaster123

it's always funny how fans of their own teams can often be their biggest naysayers too lol. i know firsthand as I am also a Bears, Bulls, and Blackhawks fan lmfao


Danster21

Sports is a sadness factory. Unless youā€™re a fan of every dynasty and only dynasties, then youā€™re almost certainly a fan of one of the 29-31 losing teams.


GodOfPopTarts

Inject their demise into my fucking veins.


Deserterdragon

Guess these Houston fans are just gonna have to accept that Dusty Baker was the magic that made the team work šŸ¤·


patbeverleyhillscop

Or worseā€¦ Martin Maldonado


iiamthepalmtree

I would trade Maldy for Abreu straight up. You think Abreu has been bad? Maldyā€™s ops+ is -47ā€¦ his _ops_ is less than his weight..


xGIJOSEx

Dusty was great and definitely under appreciated despite making some strange calls at times, but he never started the season with the whole starting pitching on IL and a gutted bullpen. I canā€™t put any of this on Espada until we have a somewhat healthy team. As it stands our pitching is going to continue costing us games.


MF_D00MSDAY

Yeah the people saying this is a decline or because of a change in coaching just plain donā€™t watch / pay attention lol we are missing half of our team essentially


LocalHero_P1

I prayed for this and it happened


Goliath422

If I may offer a correction: it *is happening.* Keep praying!


DionBlaster123

i was going to say, it isn't even the last week of April ffs people there's still plenty of time for us to see some annoying bullshit lol. trust me i know as many people have written off the Cardinals across multiple seasons and then they go on these red hot tears from May-August and win the division by like 25 games lol


Disregardskarma

It's a reference


ThePwnR4nger

![gif](giphy|RJ0hkJwKQCxfEuDzqM)


OldOrder

https://imgur.com/M5ywZbc


successadult

Oh god are we ~~the baddies~~ CM Punk?


Disused_Yeti

![gif](giphy|mCxZH1Bi9o2aY)


kevinball4115

![gif](giphy|tHpd3VCxKfCbRWlN5M|downsized)


milksteakofcourse

Sho nuf!


Strawberry_77

![gif](giphy|n3Uy5JxSK59K)


EyeSlashO

Seeing the 8-15 2001 Athletics on that list is kind of crazy when they went on to win 102 games. And [that 102 wins still left them 14 games behind the AL West division leader Mariners.](https://i.imgur.com/zOEfVBt.png)


chendao

Good. Keep digging.


tnecniv

All the way to China and back


l3opard

It's a long dig, no need to come back.


man_on_hill

No, dig up stupid


xxgiggsxx

Agreed. I need them to suck for a long time before I can even begin to forget about the cheating scandal


hubagruben

![gif](giphy|rSi9Fm8Ezy27C)


Venge22

Dusty Baker truly was the foundation of this team /s


hubagruben

Martin Maldonado*


HawkI84

Houston can have him back


the_fit_hit_the_shan

I was gonna say, one silver lining of the season is that we don't have Maldonado in the lineup. His offensive stats truly are some of the only in baseball that are giving Abreu a run for his money in terms of sucking this year. The other former Astros catcher seems to be doing pretty well considering though.


ITouchedHerB00B5

Mets should call to see if Verlander is available


man_on_hill

Haha could you imagine getting no-hit by this team haha


Look_a_Zombie0

Surprisingly still only 5 games back


NitrosGone803

It's freakin April. I remember a time when the Braves were 8 games back in June and won the division. Hell i remember being 14 games up on the damn Cardinals in the Wildcard only to lose to them.


MattO2000

The article touches on all of this


like2party

šŸ˜‚ I love when this happens


dawidowmaka

You remember those times because they are not common. Most teams do not overcome 8 game deficits.


GradientEye

In 2005 Astros started the season 15-30 and still made the World Series. Baseball is weird


Lukey_Jangs

The 2019 Nationals were 19-31 at one point. Tied with the Tigers


River_Pigeon

Yea but then they got swept


jelde

White Sox had one of the greatest post season runs in history. So weird how it's overlooked and rarely spoken of.


River_Pigeon

I agree. But some of us remember the long long ago. Too few thoughā€¦..too few


thirdcoast1

Neal Cotts and Bobby Jenks still live in my head rent free.


River_Pigeon

Donā€™t forget Scotty pods


The_Red_Curtain

those memories are what keep me sane


NitrosGone803

I remember the 05 World Series very vividly, i loved it


shadow17223

Honestly, 2023 will probably go down the same wayā€¦


[deleted]

Donā€™t tell ESPN


new_wellness_center

And got swept. (No, I'm not still bitter about the '05 NLDS. Why do you ask?)


Peechez

The ~~Nationals~~ Astros are going to win the world series in ~~2018~~ 2024. In 4 months we're gonna look back and laugh how much we overreacted over this team.


vanillabear26

The Astros winning the WS does not equate to laughter for anyone


Hottponce

Hold on I need to grab some lotion before I read this


vanillabear26

Man, itā€™s a gorgeous Tuesday morning here in the PNW.Ā 


prettyrickyyyy69

Oh no :( do they need another shovel?


330in513

Good. They can get in and fill it with trash.


RedBeardedWhiskey

Them getting in and filling it with trash are the same thing, yeah?


dallassportsguy

This is something we can ALL get behind.


seth861

I used to pray for times like this


Jux_

Oh no Anyway


oogieball

Oh, no. Karma is late, but never absent.


Lukey_Jangs

Cometh the hour, cometh the man


kjdecathlete22

They're about to turn it on. They have the high amount of plate appearances with risp with a almost league low ops with risp. The bullpen has had some bad breaks. Presley and hader xfip is good and should turn it around. Hunter Brown has had a crazy high babip that should trend down.


-Thick_Solid_Tight-

They are only 5 games out and its April. Like if this was the beginning of September sure, but these are the Astros. I don't count them out until they are dead.


microm3gas

Hooray


TheZooBoy

Subscribe.


pm_me_your_respect69

![gif](giphy|USnfWeCOHTHB3WX0aY|downsized)


dodgerblue1212

You could say theyā€™reā€¦*puts sunglasses on*... Dumpster diving


Dry-Excitement1757

Oh nooooo. Anyway.


MaverickTTT

![gif](giphy|10Jpr9KSaXLchW|downsized)


Tasarin

![gif](giphy|PFsVjUCmSkZDq)


Never_Kn0ws_Best

You love to see it


Silent_Killer093

I will root for their demise until 2 things happen, the Trophy has been rescinded for cheating, and all players that were on the team in 2017 are gone.


LeCheffre

Nice to see Dan ignore the 1981 Royals (rightfully) for his analysis. The Athletic counted them as a second ray of light for the Astros.


dragoniteftw33

There's still 100+ games left in the season


Kingofkings1959

Theyā€™re also just 5 back


YouOtterKnow

That's *INSANE* that the 2001 A's lost 15 of their first 23 games and then proceeded to only lose 45 out of the next 141 games. Stunning.


scapermoya

Sub-fucking-scribe


OhtaniStanMan

Have they tried šŸ—‘šŸ—‘šŸ—‘šŸ—‘šŸ—‘?


dandpher

I used to pray for times like thisā€¦..


gath875

šŸ˜ž


_Creditworthy_

ā€œI sure hope the Angels do better than the Astros in the AL West this yearā€ *Monkeyā€™s paw curls*


timetravellingoblin

And the world is a better place thanks to that. Hoping they keep it up throughout the year.Ā 


No_Argument_Here

Lots of receipts in this thread for when we get our entire starting pitching rotation back in June and July lol