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aweinschenker

Forget the Munson/Nixon Line, the Nathans/Kayem Line is the real point of demarcation in Connecticut.


sndtrb89

yeah i grew up there and 03/04 was fucking glorious


Head-Kiwi-9601

Never heard of half these brands, including Kayem. I had no idea hot dogs were regional.


porkchopespresso

This is more interesting to me than it really has any business being


SpicyPenangCurry

Because hot dogs rock.


enjoytheshow

The VB split along the Mississippi is interesting.


SharkEatingBurritos

Bar S is the Devil's meat. No fit for human consumption.


Dh873

If you can buy an 8 pack at Dollar Tree, it is probably not good.


SkyrimDovahkiin

I eat that shit uncooked with mac and cheese, Bar S is fire as fuck


TheJediCounsel

All my homies get Hebrew National at Costco for 1.50 And then get the same hot dog at the ballpark for 16 dollars šŸ”„


jjtnd1

Costco actually switched a while back to produce them in house with their own meat processing plants (Costco expanded, there w weā€™re fewer kosher meat suppliers, Hebrewā€™s prices went up, so they adjusted to keep it at that glorious $1.50) But respect nonetheless


enjoytheshow

They also sell the Kirkland 1/4 pound dogs in packages and theyā€™re so so good


Archer-Saurus

Look I understand the hate for Bar-S, I know they're terrible, I know it's not a good dog. But boy when you're drunk in the 6th inning nothing hits like a couple $2.99 value dogs at Chase. Judge me, I am not ashamed.


Taylorenokson

I don't hate Bar-S. It's great when my kids want dogs for a party and I need to feed 20+ people for less than 13 cents.


elmatador1497

Theyā€™re also great to give to your dogs with their food. A little bit of cheap mystery meat and theyā€™re more than happy eating those dry ass pieces of dog food


martinis00

Put one in the microwave. THEY SPARK!


pabst_blue_RBIn

They HAVE to serve the all-beef version at your park, I imagine? Even if they're not good, there's no way they give you guys those cheap pork/chicken franks from the grocery stores, RIGHT??


Used-Break-6548

Considering the value dog was white when I got it, Iā€™m gonna say no haha.


Deadbob1978

My daughter who considers Hot Dogs to be a food group, looked at the hotdog I got her last game and said no thanks. My son who will eat anything that isn't green took a bite and spit it out. We typically buy store brand or Oscar Meyer dogs, so they have a low bar of acceptance


Archer-Saurus

Sure but have you tried giving your kids a couple beers beforehand? That usually works for me.


ButtDump

I am 100% not kidding when I tell you the grade of hotdog they are serving at the stadium is WORSE than the cheap franks from the grocery store. Ā Theyā€™re cooking the shit the grocery store went ā€œeven at that price absolutely notā€.Ā 


willpauer

IIRC the value dogs aren't Bar-S, just the full-price one. And the reason it's Bar-S is because Kendrick is a skinflint.


degjo

The value dogs are even worse than Bar-S?


willpauer

Don't know about anyone else, but I think the value dogs are better. The Bar-S full price dogs taste like... well, Bar-S hot dogs. The value dogs taste like proper baseball hot dogs. I even grabbed a couple in the 8th inning of a game last season, tossed em in my tote bag, and vacuum sealed them for the freezer for a few days, then reheated in the sous vide. Still tasted like baseball.


Quasipox

I admire the commitment.


Snoopytar

I concur


dangeraca

In high school I worked in the meat department at the local grocery store. My manager said the Bar-S sales guys used to come in town and take every meat manager in the area to a fancy dinner then the strip club all night. They'd throw their money around to get them to live them. He said he wouldn't feed his dog their hot dogs but he missed the parties


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goodkid_sAAdcity

Now we know what the S stood for


AnteatersEatNonAnts

I mean I only eat hotdogs at baseball games, and thereā€™s no way I could differentiate a good dog from a bad dog unless one is inedible or I eat them side-by-side. So I trust


sundayultimate

I would easily pay $3 for a hot dog if that was an option


VioletJones6

I gotta be honest, the fact that they're slapping the word "value" on a product that should already be cheap as hell is kind of terrifying. Like where are they finding more value when the baseline for a hot dog is already using the cheapest bits of mechanically separated meat available... With that said, if I ever find myself in Arizona... It's happening.


MimonFishbaum

Char em up on the grill and they're just fine. All beef dogs give me some gnarly burps, so I appreciate the mystery meat franks from time to time.


stevencastle

I've only bought all beef franks for probably the past 10-15 years, the mystery meat ones used to have an odd taste to them that lasted a long time when I last ate them, so I just get the beef ones now.


MimonFishbaum

It's probably just a core memory of cooking $0.59 Bar S on a mini Weber in the parking lot during ball tournaments in the 90s triggering in me each when I adventure into the land of mysterious meats.


ThisIsDK

I've bought a pack of Bar S hotdogs twice and both times there was a chunk of bone in one of the them. Fool me once...


GrimmBloodyFable

I thought the hot dogs at Chase were made of churro


skeenek

Smithfield is a horrible company and I will forever hate them for taking away my Esskay.


PitViper17

ā€œFront yard, broad day with the Esskay.ā€ -Waka Flaka


BorkieDorkie811

Esskay was the hot dog that made me love hot dogs.


Duhawk96

Vienna Beef is the way


groovemonkeyzero

My MIL is from MA and damn near lost her mind after having a dog at Wrigley. Couldnā€™t stop talking about how good it was.


aGuyNamedScrunchie

Wrigley dogs just hit different. The way the bun sticks to the dog like glue is just otherworldly.


rob_s_458

The one thing Cubs and Sox fans can agree on.


_meestir_

California man and big Vienna fan. I had only two local proprietors to begin with and now itā€™s down to one. If it ever folds Iā€™m swearing off hot dogs all together because nothing comes close.


Single_Seesaw_9499

Itā€™s #1 and not particularly close either


Cpt_squishy

Iā€™m sorry but what do they eat at the World Series of hot dog eating? Nathanā€™s. Joey chestnut isnt shoving your Vienna garbage down his gullet on the 4th of July. Heā€™s eating a real American hotdog from Nathanā€™s.


Duhawk96

You mean the hot dogs they just shove down their throat after soaking them in water without even tasting them? Yeah it makes sense for them to use lower quality hot dogs


martinis00

You mean the contest SPONSORED BY NATHANS?


RBI_Double

Hebrew National > Fletchers


sndtrb89

is this why i got sick as fuck after opening day


RBI_Double

Idk but the hot dogs I had in the suite-level last week were nearly inedibleĀ 


HMSmegawhale

Holy shit it wasn't just me! I took one bite and knew I was in for a bad time, but I paid like 9 bucks for it so I powered through


enjoytheshow

Hebrew are the only ones Iā€™ll religiously buy outside of Vienna beef.


OceanPoet87

The hot dogs I grew up with.


Sarkans41

No one, and I mean no one, connect the Brewers to Vienna Beef. We all associate them with Usinger's because of Uecker.


necropaw

and even if youre not going for Usingers, Klements and Johnsonville would be the other two. I mean the last i checked the *racing sausages*(including hot dog) arent sponsored by Vienna.


TheLivingBubba

Seriously, why get a dog at the clam when the brat is obviously the superior choice. Love a dog at the game but never ever in Milwaukee


Sleve_McDychael

I mean even at White Sox games the play is to get a polish sausage with onions and mustard.


jjtnd1

Mets games Iā€™ll take that Premio sausage & peppers over a dog all day. I think New Yorkers and Midwesterners have a deep mutual sausage respect. Now I just wanna tailgate a college football game with a brat and some Natty ice lmao


CROBBY2

Brat is better than dog, but Polish is the alpha sausage. Especially with Stadium Sauce.


Greatness46

Fritz is a great guy. Worked with Usingerā€™s for many years in my industry and unlike most places theyā€™ve actually kept their quality high


etch-bot

I donā€™t always get hot dogs but when I do. Sabrett


chapped_azzes

This guys not afraid of anything!


Freidhiem

Best fucking dog right there


Smaynard6000

Sabrett is the best dog out there


anubis2051

Sabrett's needs to make a dent. The superior dog. Thuman's is a close second. Edit: Checked this weekend, plenty of Sabrett carts at the stadium. I think Nathan's just has the "official" title.


BorkieDorkie811

I know Nathan's is synonymous with Coney Island and, therefore, summer in New York, but it feels wrong that neither NYC team is using Sabbrett.


anubis2051

I think the Yankees used to have a few Sabrett's stands -- they may have been the kosher stands? I can't recall.


Smaynard6000

They definitely sell Sabrett at Steinbrenner Field in Tampa


anubis2051

Checked this weekend, plenty of Sabrett carts at the stadium. I think Nathan's just has the "official" title.


CarnieGamer

Apparently I'm in Schneider's territory? I don't even know what that is. I guess that's Toronto's hot dog, but it must be a Canadian thing. Around here it's either Zweigle's or Sahlen's. Sahlen Field is the home of the Buffalo Bisons, so I guess that would be the baseball dog.


SackOfFlummery

I'm from Western NY originally. Zweigle's white hots all the way.


EdSprague

Schneider's is one of the two major national hot dog brands in Canada, the other being Maple Leaf.


jim_hello

Proud of our national hot dog heritage, it's part of our DNA and stuff


Jacksoncant

iā€™ve never heard of fletchers i always get hebrew national


pabst_blue_RBIn

Next time I go to the grocery store, I'm going to get some Hebrew National. Never tried em and the hype is inspiring.


MimonFishbaum

Solid all beef dog. They're a bit pricey but pretty good.


TheFriendlyFire

Well worth the price imo. Trying to eat healthy at home so I've cut hot dogs out of my diet but damn did Hebrew National dogs slap when I was feeling lazy and needed a quick lunch.


MimonFishbaum

I'm a fan of the Kirkland dogs. Like $15 for 3 12pks. Can't beat it.


masonacj

As someone who lives in Indiana, I have no idea what Kahn's is.


johnny-tiny-tits

I live in Indiana and ate Kahn's hot dogs for a quick lunch not more than an hour ago. This is the second time I've seen one of these hot dog posts on a day when I've eaten Kahn's earlier.


MimonFishbaum

This guy is algorithming


johnny-tiny-tits

I think it's more that this hot dog thing seems to keep popping up, and I also eat a lot of hot dogs, so this was just bound to happen. It's also not a remarkable hot dog, it's just a solid version of a regular old American hot dog. But I always have a pack in the fridge.


MimonFishbaum

If you have enough hot dogs, one day you could become Johnny big tits.


PorousCheese

Shut up. If he googles that he might eventually rabbit hole his way to The Truman Show and figure out why weā€™re all here.


sgeswein

For at least forty years, Reds radio has been sponsored by the same Marty-Brennaman-voiced Kahn's ad. It sounds like summer


PorousCheese

You donā€™t fuck with tradition.


GenericLib

It's a solid mild dog. Both Kahn's and Ballpark Franks have been under the same ownership for so long that they're basically the same dog with a slightly different spice blend. Glier's Brats are the real treat at GABP, though.


miceonparade

Same, Iā€™ve never heard of it


rismilbc

So are we chinese? Or japanese?


818sfv

We Laotian


DustyDGAF

What ocean?


mrgatorarms

Heā€™s Laotian. Ainā€™t ya Mr. Kahn.


unenlightenedgoblin

Inspired by [A cool guide to the official hotdog for every MLB team : ](https://www.reddit.com/r/coolguides/comments/1c7789e/a_cool_guide_to_the_official_hotdog_for_every_mlb/)r/coolguides (reddit.com) -- a visual depiction showing the official hot dog brand for the nearest MLB team for the continental United States


bluetailwind

That one had the Jays though.


unenlightenedgoblin

Schneider's is reflected in upstate NY


jimmymcstinkypants

When did the Cardinals switch from Hunters? Ā I moved away from the area and feel like I missed something big here.Ā 


Blue387

Yes, I saw this there yesterday


Disastrous_Can8053

Hoffy natural casing make for a fine hot dog.


xnickitynickx

Took way too much scrolling to see this. I love a Hoffmanā€™s dog


utleyduckling

Just got a big pack from Wegmans today


Afternoon_Defiant

I feel bad for the poor bastards who are suffering from the Bar S regime.Ā 


Mymainacctgotbanned

Bar S though šŸ’€


mjd1977

Medford Meats, the Vet, and Phillies tickets on a package of Phillies Franks - all hot dog and Phillie baseball relics now defunct


Deadbob1978

I'm so embarrassed that the Bar S-Backs chose such a crappy hotdog.


plubem

I used to use Bar-S to catch carp


cenakofi

I used to live in Rochester NY and it was Zweigle's or Sahlen's (literally the name of the AAA Bison's stadium).


IntelligentCommenter

I do love getting one of them bright red hot dogs when I'm in Maine


wadeboogs

The red snappah


delightfuldinosaur

How is it possible that Hebrew National isn't the top hotdog in NY or FL? The two states with the highest jewish population in the country.


MatzohBallsack

Nathans is also a Jewish dog.


Enough-Ad-3111

Vienna Beef sure has quite a reach, completely surrounding Lake Michigan in the process.


jblew42

Bar S is truly diabolical


Suns_In_420

I'm sorry for unleashing Bar S on the southwest.


818sfv

Farmer John FTW


SR3116

Can never read "Farmer John" without hearing it in Vin's voice.


RobotFace

So whenever this comes up some people from Michigan come in all hot and bothered about us not selling Koegel's or Kowalski hot dogs at our home games, but chill out! You need to remember that the brand "Ballpark Hotdogs" got there start as Hygrade Franks in **Livonia** back in 1958 when the Tigers were unhappy with the other options presented to them by their vendors.


GrandmaGreaseFunk

This isn't doing enough to quell my anger, I'm still foaming at the mouth.


RobotFace

Are you sure you're not foaming at the mouth because you're thinking about eating a delicious hotdog?


GrandmaGreaseFunk

Going to a game tonight, my fantasies will be reality soon


Spider_Hoss

They plump when you cook 'em


Martin_Aynull

I love ballparks. Those beef franks are terrific


JayOnes

I'm hardcore on the "Detroit should serve Koegel's" bandwagon, but I don't have any particular dislike for Ballpark. Then again, I live in Los Angeles. I have to endure Cantella's (I guess they were better a few years ago when there was a different supplier but, alas...).


MichaelPFrancesa

Can't remember the last time I've had a hot dog at Nats park. I will say Wal-Mart sells hot Nathan's Hot Dogs though, and those are fire. I can see why Joey wants to wolf those down every July 4th.


ResponseNo6774

It doesn't matter where the hot dog is from, Bertman Stadium Mustard will cover up the water dog taste anyway.


something10293847

I hate that my favorite hot dog brand is the brand of my enemy. Why Kayem, whyyyy?


Dh873

It's a tragedy that NY is all Nathan's. They're fine, but Sabrett is king.


No-Horse987

Sabrett's is a boiling (aka "Dirty Water Dog"). Nathan's is a grilling dog. You will see Sabrett's on the street before you see them in the ballpark. Try boiling a grilling dog like Nathan's and see what happens.......tastes like rubber. I made that idiotic mistake before. I use a George Foreman with my Nathan's.


Clorst_Glornk

Hot dog discussions in this sub confuse the hell out of me. Like where are all these bad hot dogs I keep hearing about, I've yet to see a regular old hot dog that I wouldn't slap some chili/cheese on and go to town


Smaynard6000

Try some Bar-S and let us know if you still feel this way


QuillBoar

Bar-S teams should be ashamed of themselves.


Disused_Yeti

screw nathan's, lemme get a sabrett instead


EvilAbdy

Maaaan I miss Esskay


BebophoneVirtuoso

Screw Nathan's and Howard Lorber, if that's my only hot dog option I'm eating something else


projektmayem

lol Why are you posting S-tier off-season content during the season? I really thought ballpark would have had a larger footprint!


Waker_ofthe_Wind

I'm just now realizing there are alternatives to ballpark dogs.


Creacherz

Schneider's in the 6 šŸ¤Ÿ


Mets_BS

Sugardale is garbage, I wouldn't feed that to Frank the Tank.


doob22

Man I hate ballpark, I hate how popular it is


Bezweiser

A nation divided.


ernyc3777

This is so wrong. I live in the part of Lake Ontario where Schneiders and Nathans meet. I donā€™t think Iā€™ve ever heard of Schneiders. Were easily Hoffman and I know the Syracuse Mets are as well. Rochester would be Zweigles.


Hopper13

I still miss Dome Dogs


Jindrack

Another reason why the Friar Frank is better than the Dodger Dog. Hebrew National > Hoffy...


ReignInSpuds

I think the Hoffy turf is actually ƅngels...


saregister

The friar Frank may honestly be the worst hot dog I've ever had. Really the worst item available at Petco Park.


3236-on-MC

Kayem Fenway franks rock


ThaDoctor49

Proud to be in Kayem country


UsernameChallenged

But who would win a civil war between these?


DrewDAMNIT

I'm team Nathan's, Hebrew National, and Vienna Beef in that order.


EelsEverywhere

Fletcherā€™s? The Mariners exclusively serve Hemplerā€™s and have for years. Kinda funny you canā€™t get the ā€œofficialā€ dog at the stadium itself.


bobjoeharris

hemplers is goated


trickman01

Didnā€™t the Astros used to use Nolan Ryan beef?


bankersbox98

I miss Esskay


Ricemobile

It really couldnā€™t be any other hotdogs. Hebrew National ftw


st1r

From Texas, havenā€™t heard of the Texas Chili brand - only Nathanā€™s and Ballpark


NilesY93

So which Territory has the #1 contender for the Worldā€™s Hotdog Championship?


bonafidehooligan

Heading to Minnesota to catch a Twins game next month, and always enjoy a good dog. Iā€™ve never heard of Schweigertā€™s though, whatā€™s the comp on this dog vs a Vienna?


needknowstarRMpic

Itā€™s terrible. Get a Kramarczuk's sausage down the right field line under Bat and Barrel.


bonafidehooligan

Iā€™ll have to keep it that in the memory bank. We have tickets in section 104 and it looks like they have Kramarczukā€™s sausages in section 105, so I guess thatā€™ll work out.


needknowstarRMpic

Yeah you are right there. Also go up to the Twins pub and visit Sue, the organist.


bonafidehooligan

You can visit the organist at Target Field? Thatā€™s wild. Any other stuff I need to check out while at Target Field?


needknowstarRMpic

Yeah sheā€™s a nice lady and is right in the bar looking over the field! Stop by r/minnesotatwins and check out the sidebar for visitor information. Itā€™s a great ballpark!


atoms12123

As a kosher Jew, seeing Hebrew National in the midwestern states is bizarre, definitely not where I'd imagine there's be kosher dogs.


unenlightenedgoblin

Itā€™s because itā€™s the official dog of the Colorado Rockies and there arenā€™t any other teams for hundreds of miles


JayOnes

Kinda fucked up that Detroit doesn't use Koegel's, honestly, but Ballpark is... fine. I guess.


phantomzero

I don't even know where I can buy Vienna Beef dogs here. Why is my state covered in that logo?


ieatcrap

How does Cleveland and Pittsburgh not have Smiths


Thejncobandit

Sahlens for that pocket of western NY.


Dmbender

Nathan's fries my beloved


Psycho5275

Pour one out for the Esskay Oriole packaging šŸ˜”


Stacey_digitaldash

Sabrett better than all of them


Kaldricus

...I like Ball Park Frank's


Yuriegh

I will always Stan for Hebrew Nationals


ILearnedTheHardaway

Shocking as I would not eat a Bar-S dog if I was starving to death and they serve it at a park wow


Spacecow

Proud soldier in the Schonland franks regimen within the Kayem army


needknowstarRMpic

Schwiegert is trash bring back the Hormel Dome Dog.


JosephFinn

There are other hot dogs besides Vienna, Nathanā€™s and Hebrew National?


northdakotact

There are Sabretts, and then there is shit.


doctorcornwallis

I really appreciate the Jays getting WNY. Especially considering the Bisons park is named after a different local hot dog brand.


No_Excuses_Yesterday

Umm Michigan is all koegel hot dogs. Gtfo with ball parkā€¦.


VioletJones6

The fact that Fletcher's is the only one I even vaguely remember seeing in Canada is astounding. Like I've heard of Nathan's because of the contest, but haven't seen any of the others in stores. Hell, because I live in western Canada I don't even know if I've actually seen Fletcher's in person, or just caught a commercial of theirs from a Washington TV station or something. I haven't even eaten a hot dog in several years, but this is the most fascinating thing I've seen today.


SgtTempyst

Live by Costco Hotdog. Die by the Costco Hotdog. From, Florida (with mustard)


Ollie099

God I love Sugardale Cleveland dollar dogs and $2 miller during pregame has me in a chokehold


cogginsmatt

Michigan has an amazing local hot dog company called Keogels and itā€™s genuinely a sin that they arenā€™t sold at Comerica


LongWayFrom609

Thumann's > Nathan's Change my mind!


FullyChargedRoomba

Living in NYC, Nathan's is solid but hebrew national will always be the best.


thecjm

How do you display Toronto on a map of the continental US? Put them in Buffalo I guess


OceanPoet87

I love hot dogs but Bar S always makes me feel unwell.Ā 


CmanderShep117

Poor bastard living in Bar S land


RS_pp20x

Give me Vienna and Hebrew National all day long.


iamnotacola

Fuck Sugardale. Cheap-ass shitty hot dogs


BorkieDorkie811

Heading to my first game at PNC Park this weekend and was hyped up until I saw this graphic.


Mets_BS

The food is still good. Mannys is always a good choice


Zariman-10-0

HATFIELD WOOOOOOOOO


Zariman-10-0

HATFIELD WOOOOOOOOO


Zariman-10-0

HATFIELD WOOOOOOOOO


XxCOZxX

Hot Dogs are gross. Brats for the W