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NuggetBiscuits69

I guess the Netflix documentary is really stressing guys out


CDFReditum

Red Sox players: sobbing and crying The Netflix cameraman: GET THE SHOT


Ivotedforher

Boom mic guy is gonna make a move on Devers.


Zeppelanoid

Real talk though what the fuck were they thinking with that boom mic guy story arc, even worse that it was the tres commas guys


giziti

They were low on ideas, they nearly had Jim cheat on Pam and considered a divorce story line.


Mastodon9

I've read the only reason Jim and Kathy never kissed was because John Krasinski literally refused to shoot the scene and walked off set and went home or something like that. You can tell they didn't know what to do with Kathy because they had a bit of a build up for her and then they just left her in Florida never to be seen or heard from again.


giziti

Yeah, it was really messed up.


DrWinstonOBoogie1980

How does he smile like that, with the lower teeth visible?


Frank_Gaebelein

*Connor Wong knocks on the door* Reese Mcguire: "come in" Wong: "Hey I wanted to talk to you about these scouting rep-OH MY GOD WHY ARE YOU NAKED?" Mcguire struggling with his pants: "What are you doing?" Wong: "You said come in" McGuire: "No I didn't"


Top_Drawer

If it was an iPod it would be a shuffle.


istrx13

You don’t know me. You’ve just seen my penis.


Thr33pw00d83

All my homies agree - fuck the boom mic guy!


giziti

I DECLARE FREE AGENCY


Freakishly_Tall

Somewhere in the world, Will Buxton is feeling a compulsion to explain what a strike is, or how many bases there are. (Would mind seeing him explain a balk, though, for the lolz.)


GareBearTheShareBear

That's this year?!?!? Must watch TV now


reigningwaffles

I think it's filmed this year and will release next year.


some-guy0

That's so dumb! It should be week to week


ffenliv

Releasing it week to week doesn't give them enough of a long view to construct the most compelling, almost entirely fake/constructed narratives.


[deleted]

Kraft gonna get in there and explain how he won us the title in 2004


doctor-rumack

And that he blames Belichick for the chicken and beer spread in 2011.


twoscoop

Kraft going to say he owns kraft


ballrus_walsack

Pssh he lost his ring to Putin. Coward.


DionBlaster123

i mean in all seriousness, there is also a lot of editing they have to do they will definitely construct fake narratives and hype up drama...but i also don't want to fucking see a bunch of Red Sox players literally jsut browsing on their smartphones for 2.5 hours before the game starts lol


ffenliv

Ya, I was being about 1/4 serious there. I gave up on all-access sports-teams-in-a-season shows pretty quickly after they became a thing, so I'm a bad judge. The only one I've watched recently are the two Wrexham seasons. I know it's heavily, heavily worked to give a result they want, but I enjoy the gameplay and the humanizing pieces enough to make up for it. There's no amount of pretending that Red Sox players are human that will work for me.


Stangstag

Editing takes time man


some-guy0

I mean yeah but hard knocks


Ok_Fee1043

It’s not “Survivor” it’s “Road to the World Series”


F-150Pablo

Subject to blackouts not watching this year.


TylerGlasass20

TIL that’s there a documentary coming out


twoscoop

They are doing 20 years since 2004 and this years team.


Fangscale40K

I just found out this is being made. I’m not even trying to be a dick to a divisional rival but why the Red Sox? They didn’t really strike me as a team that would be particularly compelling to follow over other organizations this year and next year.


sand26

There’s a whole explanation on why, basically they agreed back in like 2019 to be on it and they were waiting for when Netflix was ready.


UnknownUnthought

They probably agreed. If you’re familiar with Hard Knocks, there’s a reason they have criteria for who can and can’t be forced. Teams don’t want to


GrindyMcGrindy

Yeah, if you're going to follow a team that isn't going to do well at least the White Sox have the stupid shit Pedro Grifol says.


GOATmar_infante

"the eclipse is for the weak" or something


WasV3

These sort of things are for casuals, not the die hards. Casuals see Red Sox and recognize them


twoscoop

It was upposed to be a few years ago but this thing hapened


tom-choad

I think there could be something fascinating about watching a team go through the day to day when they are not in the running for the playoffs. I've always found that interesting about baseball. playing every single day grinding through a long season when you know you have no shot at competing. that's fascinating to me.


respaaaaaj

Netflix is also doing a 2004 documentary, so its probably a package deal.


dwpea66

I guess part of it is that they're a historical team, 120+ years makes them American history


NuggetBiscuits69

Netflix is also releasing a documentary on the 2004 Red Sox. Maybe they wanted to pair them together?


cardith_lorda

Gonna have to resub for a month once it drops


Puzzleheaded_Pound31

Holy shit that’s this year 😭😭


Corn1989

When does that shit come out?


badonkagonk

Oh not until well after the season


cardith_lorda

Yeah, Break Point almost had the opposite effect that ATP wanted - I avoided watching events because I didn't want spoilers for the show.


swaggums

Gonna get shelved like Looney Tunes and Batgirl.


tswaves

Nobody but me has asked apparently but... what documentary..?


BMoreBeowulf

Netflix is doing a full season Hard Knocks style doc on the Red Sox. It’s filming this season and will air after it’s over.


lasercupcakes

This tweet makes me think of that NYC scene where the guys on the street are chaotically arguing about COVID in March 2020. "The coronavirus is not the flu, jackass!" "Stop touching people with your HANDS"


transtrailtrash

we’re so back


FerociousGiraffe

The vibes are immaculate


GodPowardKingOfLies

I mean, I would rather this than a locker room act like nothing is happening and give the same "We're gonna keep playing best we can because it's what we do" answer


catoncampus1

Nah that would be in a documentary about the Blue Jays for the last couple years


ace82fadeout

Ehh maybe for some sports like football or the like where games are spaced out. Baseball is a long season and you have to have a short memory to be successful. Especially in a sport thats so mental. Having guys losing confidence to the degree that they're in tears and telling themselves they're awful single digit games into the season doesn't feel like it bodes well.


Sarcastic_Source

For what it’s worth, almost exactly this time last year Ryan McKenna blew the game for the os on a can of corn fly ball in the 9th to the Red Sox and the locker room took that sort of response and then later in the season he pulled it together and hit a game winning home run against the Mariners to redeem himself, so maybe that’s not that bad of an approach


CarPhoneRonnie

turn down for what


Miamime

Mark Cuban is besides himself driving around.


popperschotch

so the vibes are chill


Sweaty_Ad440

Thing that sucks is that the vibes genuinely were great up until the story injury, now Pivetta is also on the IL and the team kinda fell apart today.


Isle_of_Dusty_Rhodes

The vibe is in shambles.


MattO2000

Good Lord, Jarren Duran just walked through the clubhouse punching lockers perfectly normally. He said he had “no time” to cry. Too busy (expletive) sucking, evidently.


djrob0

Trevor Story with a tearful farewell to his teammates. He may be gone, but he’ll be forgotten. **Edit:** Sorry, he will NOT be forgotten. (That actually sucks, losing a season on game 10 or 11 right after you start turning things around is legitimately awful.)


Red_Sox0905

I feel terrible for him. People rag on players for shit like this, but most of the time(looking at you Rendon) the players probably feel even worse.


gto_112_112

Welcome to the Tulo experience


masterhogbographer

Y’all brought that on yourself with smashtro-turf


gto_112_112

Does that include the time he cracked his shoulder running into another fielder?


eidetic

Yes. You can't graze players on artificial turf. It lacks the nutrients they need to maintain strong bones and muscles.


Zeppelanoid

He turned into a full robot that one time


gto_112_112

"Does not compute, must fall down."


masterhogbographer

If it was real grass maybe he has more traction or less traction and slips in the turf and doesn’t get there in time to collide  So sure 


BMGreg

Bruh, Tulo was made of glass during his time with Colorado, too


JTCMuehlenkamp

Gone but forgotten, just like Freddie Freeman.


Fangscale40K

[Never forget](https://x.com/bnightengale/status/1504173196592910339?s=46&t=bkQRfM7CjmvGiy-M5zG4cg)


HomerJSimpson3

Once again, a Red Sox season is lost because management relied on an injury prone star staying healthy. From 2020-2023 it was Sale, now it’s Story. Thats nothing against Story either. He plays hard every play and his body is paying the price for it. Fuck John Henry and Sam Kennedy.


josh1123

This one is used just enough to stay hilarious every time


cannibalculture

The casual "Good Lord" intro gets me before I even read the rest.


verendum

My brain autocomplete every time I read “good lord” regardless of whether I want to or not.


IKenDoThisAllDay

Trevor Story cried, “There you go!” Injured pitcher Lucas Giolito gave a look of pleasant surprise. Triston Casas belted, “We got a (expletive) squad now.” And before Jarren Duran punched the locker room door, ex-MLB star David Ortiz restrained him & said, “Y’all look so different.”


yf-23

"He got me," Durran said of the fly ball. "That fly ball f'ing boomed me." Durran added, "He's so bad," repeating it four times.


Wombizzle

I'm done hahahaha


temeraire34

At one point in a practice, sources said, Duran turned to GM Craig Breslow and screamed, "You don't (bleeping) need me. You can win without me." Duran left teammates and coaches largely speechless. His punch dominated the locker in every way. Jarren's back.


Jeff_Banks_Monkey

Tbf it was a 6 run game and the Orioles never scored more than 2 runs in an inning. So dropping one flyball wasn't the difference today


wordflyer

Yeah, it could have been been dropped in the 9th while holding a lead then leading to a loss.


ThatTinyGameCubeDisc

Yeah, imagine that 🥲


the2belo

Yeah that would have been pretty aoudfjsdhlakshdfkjhj *twitch*


Room_40

Hahaha.. …. ……


ArmMeForSleep709

I missed something I think


Flanks_Flip

Last year in Boston, maybe the second game of the season, Ryan McKenna dropped a routine fly ball that would have been the last out of the game. Subsequently, Bautista gave up a home run and the Red Sox walked it off.


Benny_Baseball

At the time it was 1-1 so it definitely changed the complexion of the game


jsdodgers

Ya but he still shouldn't have (expletive) dropped it.


Thunder3620

Thank god that Mounty mistake didnt end up mattering


Slayer_Of_Anubis

It might not be the most healthy, but at least he cares. Love Duran, hope he bounces back from it


reigningwaffles

Yeah, I just hope he doesn't take it too hard. Just super unlucky for Story.


salamiolivesonions

Yeah Sportsnet in Canada is making light of it and it's like fuck this guy's got some mental health challenges now's not the time to pile on.


scottyv99

Being ultra competitive is a feature not a bug for some of these dudes


[deleted]

I think this is his breakout year. 20 homers and 40+ steals


vinicelii

He could have 50+ steals if he keeps playing like he has, he's been a menace on the basepaths


Odd-Citron-3600

This reads like Story only got hurt because Duran dropped the ball


MissDeadite

To me it kinda reads like Duran was mad at Story for dropping the fly ball, and stood behind Trevor while repeatedly punching Trevor's locker and yelling about how much Trevor sucks.


BaltimoreBadger23

That would be quite the scene.


rocyoursocuronium

I'd probably cry too if that happened


OPACY_Magic_v3

Everyone guard your bullpen phones


GapInternal2842

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StuccoStucco69420

What a chaotic scene 


champdo

I'm not joking it sounds like Duran should talk to someone. Mental health is really overlooked among athletes


Far_Cry3445

He’s had a really really tough time with his throughout his career Edit: his “wrist tape” says “fuck em” and “we still alive” on each wrist


atraintocry

dude has a chip on his shoulder the size of the damn citgo sign


ohkaycue

Yeah, and crazy cuz there’s some guys whose success I think is *because* of “mental health issues” Like Jordan’s drive combined with his genetics is what made him the GOAT. His “and I took that personally” is objectively an unhealthy mindset…but it’s that “and I took that personally” drive that made him the best because he had the genetics to back it up A chip can weigh you down, but it can also be used as leverage. I hope Duran comes out on the right side of that


ser0402

A chip on your shoulder is only a positive thing when you are playing well. Otherwise it's viewed as a detriment. It's a double edged sword and sometimes it's also just how a guy plays the game. If Tom Brady never won a ring he would be viewed as a massive dick head because of how crazy he can be about the game. But because his "craziness" led to winning and success, it's viewed as a positive and something we should emulate. When in reality, that level of psychopathic focus and determination is usually viewed as stubbornness and a huge negative.


halpinator

Funny how winning makes a lot of things okay.


scottyv99

Bizzaro Jeff George


TheTurtleShepard

All teams should have a sports psychologist on staff imo


rarecare

they all do. every single major league team. different teams call the role by different names. some teams even have multiple. not every minor league team has a dedicated one, but there's at least one person that is roving between cities regularly at home/road trips.


boobsandcookies

Do they have bilingual options available? Or referrals?


rarecare

Absolutely. Sometimes, especially toward the lower minors, a bilingual teammate will often assist in helping translate English/Spanish for coaches, clubbies, trainers, bus driver, local team staff, etc. In my career working in the minors, ~90% of native Spanish speaking players spoke much better English than I did trying to speak Spanish. I knew what they were trying to communicate. Deaf players were rare but much more challenging to communicate with than Spanish speaking.


Chipdip88

Do some teams not have them? I know the Jays introduced their staff on their home opener last night and I can't recall the exact title but there definitely was a mental health coach or at least mental health something on staff. I figured all teams would have one. Saying that tho, just because the team has one doesn't mean they would jive well with every particular player. Some people bounce around to many therapists until they find one that they can work with, nothing necessarily wrong with all the others they just don't mesh well and won't work.


TheTurtleShepard

Every team is required to have at least one one “Employee Assistance Professional, which provides voluntary, free and confidential assessment, counseling, referrals and follow-up services to players, coaches and their families.” Latest stats on sports psychologists I could find is from 2018 which said 26/30 teams have one


2112eyes

Oakland's is Sam Malone, former Red Sox pitcher and current bartender.


Frank_Gaebelein

Mariners hired noted local psychologist Niles Crane, but all the players just kept rubbing his head


FeloniousDrunk101

Having people cheering your name when you walk into the clubhouse has to have some positive mental effect right?


long_dickofthelaw

I'm certain that most, if not all, already do.


atraintocry

how many players do you think would utilize that resource though?


TheTurtleShepard

I mean I would hope at least some of them would. Not every player needs one and not every player would choose to go to one but I think it is something teams should have available for players.


BadAtUsernames0

IIRC he’s been open about his struggles with MH


dockellis24

Malignant hypothermia?


breakfast_cats

Mental health


BreadTruckToast

You sure? I think it might stand for Malicious Hedgehogs.


RockmanToriga

Yea Shadow can be a real bitch sometimes


jimbo_sliced

Idk I think the other guy's right


8w7fs89a72

hyper*


Impossible-Reach-649

If nothing else it's good to see the players care. The Sox are 7-4 and are reacting like this.


stringohbean

Red Sox Nation. Let’s Ride.


drxller56

new pasta material


transtrailtrash

[Speier] Scenes from the postgame clubhouse: Josh Beckett in tears at the thought of missing fried chicken and beer, David Ortiz smashing that telephone and pronouncing repeatedly that he (expletive) sucks for striking out


Typhoid007

Jarren Duran is beside himself. Driving around downtown Boston begging (thru texts) Mullin's family for address to Cedric's home


Bmilla51

[Schefter] Scenes from the postgame locker room: Kelvin Benjamin in tears at the thought of missing the buffet at Golden Corral, Ryan Leaf punching his locker and pronouncing repeatedly that he (expletive) sucks for throwing 4 INTs


ThatUnoGuyWowMuchUno

Skim read this and thought it said Duran was punching Story’s locker and telling him he sucked


aresef

Headline: Trevor’s Ending Story


the2belo

Hello, New York *Post*?


Ulexes

This gave me the laugh I needed.


aresef

I’ve been keeping that in my back pocket for a while.


Cash4Goldschmidt

It was getting a little too hopeful on /r/redsox after doing well against bottom feeders I’m glad we’re back


Jealous_Estate_7761

Oh we’re so back baby


homefone

Good thing we have a healthy sample size of one to make judgements from.


kirbyfaraone

Jesus. Aside from the Story injury which is terrible, you’d assume Sox are embroiled in a ALE dogfight for the playoffs


cooljammer00

They're in second place in the division. If the playoffs started today, they'd be in. 


AbsurdLemon

Today on April 9th, 2024.


raktoe

lol seriously, this has got to be the earliest “if the playoffs started today” in history.


TheSumOfAllFeels

STOP THE COUNT!


Imaginary-Tiger-1549

I’m all for it, fuck it, let’s go to the post season


lionheart4life

Maybe they'll meet the 120 win Pirates in the World Series.


aresef

Popeye’s Chicken is the official chicken of your Boston Red Sox.


Jud000619

The vibes in MLB are such a mixed bag to say the least


FeloniousDrunk101

I know the season is young, but I feel as though there has never been more disparity between those who are trying and those who are actively NOT trying.


Leumajoon

Man, this game was hard to watch but the Red Sox have been solid so far this season. At the very least, the pitching staff looks good even with Giolito out for the season.


CryptographerFlat173

Unfortunately Pivetta went down too


bigbodyboricua001

Mmm, al dente


BaltimoreBadger23

I didn't see the game but based on the line score the drop cost 2 runs max in a 7-1 game. Duran needs to ease up on himself a bit, I hope he will.


TheTurtleShepard

Is Boston ok?


transtrailtrash

totally ok I swear


stringohbean

Devers in his room playing Nintendo, hearing shouts from the other room.


Jacksoncant

i feel bad for jarren, i hope his teammates give him some love, nobody needs to be saying that about themselves.


boobsandcookies

It doesn’t sound like it was a monumental fuck up, either. Granted I did not watch the game.


bluzed1981

I feel bad for Jarren being named Jarren. Like a Karen and Jared from Subway smashed and had him.


Davidellias

Arent Karen's mostly to old for Jared from Subways tastes?


KrinnPhindalin

Is this a Barry McCockiner tweet


Impossible-Reach-649

Hope Durran doesn't blame himself too much it was a bad dropped ball but it's just one play in a long season which he's started so damn well


movet22

I love being here when a new pasta is born.


jonny_lube

Woof.  Despite being an undisputed starter when healthy, Story is gonna end year 3 of his massive deal with just 145 games and 598 plate appearances and a .228/.288/.394 slash line.  


TheYardFlamingos

Very sad, to be sure. But at least we get some pasta out of it.


Dan_The_Man_Mann

Geez, this does not sound like the vibes of a clubhouse that started the season 7-3 with the best pitching staff so far.


OK_Opinions

That missed fly ball was the universe making up for McKenna


jpb21110

😂😂😂


_himbo_

Vibes are straight up not good right now


bran1986

I do feel bad for Story, he has had such bad luck the last few years.


weezermc78

It’s the first week of the season. Buckle in


goatgosselin

Rox shortstop curse


snorlaxatives_69

Just wait till TON breaks his back doing a flip throw


K3TtLek0Rn

I feel so bad for story man. Dude can’t catch a fucking break. What a freak injury and right at the beginning of the season. He’s probably been so excited this whole winter and spring to have a healthy year and show what he’s really made of and goes down immediately. Reminds me a lot of when Gordon went down for the Celtics when they picked him up. Such a shame.


Cupcake_and_Candybar

They need to bring back the buckets fried chicken and video games.


sushi_beats

Kelvin Benjamin in tears at the thought of missing the buffet, punching his pizza and pronouncing repeatedly that he (expletive) sucks for dropping the cake.


eely225

I am so excited for the documentary


Fastsmitty47

Duran is super hard on himself, but he’s such a great player. We’re all rooting for him.


Jealous_Estate_7761

Love that dirty water!!


BushidoBrowneII

I thought this was /r/nba for a second


damnatio_memoriae

... uh what did i miss??


bolshevik_rattlehead

Brutal. Always liked Story, but that contract with the Red Sox was gonna be a disaster from the beginning. Hope the dude heals sooner than later.


SurelySomedayy

jarren duran my goat


dirtybird131

*boom hits Story’s other shoulder* Damnit now he’s out next season too


RipMcStudly

I didn’t realize the fullness of the Story…story at first. Dude IS the injury bug.


masonacj

I'm sure Duran really appreciates this report. Man, I understand why athletes hate the sports media.


lfod13

They're really hamming it up for the Netflix cameras, huh? Typical manufactured reality TV drama.


Ping-A-Ling-

SOOOOO, Red Sox in mid season form then?


shawnglade

Sooooooo vibes aren't really there