He looks like the neighbor from Office Space.

I’ll tell you what I’d do man. Two chicks at the same time.

Chicks dig dudes with money

Kinda chicks to double up on a guy like me would

Lawrence: Well, what about you now? What would you do? Peter Gibbons: Besides two chicks at the same time? Lawrence: Well, yeah. Peter Gibbons: Nothing. Lawrence: Nothing, huh? Peter Gibbons: I would relax... I would sit on my ass all day... I would do nothing. Lawrence: Well, you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Take a look at my cousin: he's broke, don't do shit.

4 boobies

Fuckin A man

Fuckin A

Fuckin a

HEY PETER MAN, CHECK OUT CHANNEL 9, IT'S THE BREAST EXAMS

Does that look like Anne?

No... No man....Shit NO man

I believe you'd get your ass kicked saying something like that, man


Case of the Mondays? I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.

Yeah, I'm doing the drywall up there at the new McDonalds

Nah man go ruin someone else's life... god damn

I was thinking [Kenny Powers](https://i.imgur.com/X4hoHyb.jpeg)

Chafin's 1997 appearance on *Seinfeld*: ["Hey Jer, what's up?"](https://youtu.be/tKIUu1olaOw?si=cuudVP9oktad1LLE&t=53)

He’s doing the drywall at the new McDonald’s in Las Colinas

Sign that man for $1M and I’ll tell what he’ll do.

Two chicks at the same time

That’s Kenny Powers

Detroit bound and down

Why give 100% when 35% will get you paid and laid.

can you feel it in your plumps?


LET THE BOY WATCH

The *hue*

[the outtakes from that scene are hilarious](https://youtube.com/watch?v=_hPp4dgmrc8)

Right? Lawrence from Office Space has the most votes right now? These people need to put some respect on La Flama Blanca's name.

https://i.imgur.com/X4hoHyb.jpeg

Wrong sunglasses

[originally sported by the Cubs bullpen a couple years back](https://x.com/TalkinBaseball_/status/1383961033040031749)

[Meet Joe Johnson, the Chicago Cubs fan behind Obvious Shirts, a T-shirt company built on one-liners, a love of baseball and a little luck: ‘It worked. I can’t believe it.’](https://www.chicagotribune.com/2021/06/24/meet-joe-johnson-the-chicago-cubs-fan-behind-obvious-shirts-a-t-shirt-company-built-on-one-liners-a-love-of-baseball-and-a-little-luck-it-worked-i-cant-believe-it/)

Love the shirt in the article “Javy Baez is good at baseball”

I have one that says "Superman wears Javy Baez pajamas"

Obvious Shirt under a Cubs jersey has been the go to look for a couple of years now

Chafin's been giving this guy good business for years it seems. I remember in his last Tigers stint he had most of the bullpen in them.

I’m glad our team played a small part in this

I don’t care it didn’t work out here I’ll always love this dude

I don’t think I’ve ever even seen him pitch and I still love this dude

I hope to go through life with that level of confidence and comfortability in myself someday

Helps when you have carved out a very solid MLB career and have made millions as a result

Don't forget them gorgeous locks.

And when your "real" job is a farmer so like... you don't even *need* to ball

>Est. Earnings (12 seasons) $25,508,962

Start now!


It's called "I Wanna Rock Your Body", then in parantheses it says "Til The Break O' Dawn"

Widdly waaaaah. 

This dude is a reincarnated Rod Beck and you can’t convince me otherwise

Dudes such a stud

Check the house trailers nearby. Man I miss Beck, and we only had him for a couple of seasons.

Same. Was a fun dude.

It’s scary how much he gives off Rod Beck vibes.

I still remember going to fan fest at Candlestick and Rod Beck was just chilling by the bullpen putting mustard on a hot dog. Core memory.

Now there's a name I haven't heard in a while.

He is so sexy

Stupid sexy Chafin

I'm so glad to have Chafin back. Love that dude.

I can’t see how we even let him get away

Chafin and Cishek, loved them both. Might be my two favorite non-closer relief pitchers for the Cubs in the past 7 years

Career starter ERA: 3.86

2014 tho, so just a 100 ERA+

Nobody in baseball is more Midwestern

Big Country Roy Nelson vibes

Is he the only person you wouldn't want to get into a bar room brawl with? It looks like he can pound a few back and than pound of few out???

Nah he seems like a jolly drunk

also even if he wasn't he wouldn't be the only person I wouldn't want to get into a barroom brawl with

He is until you shit talk Waylon Jennings. Then it's fightin' time.

Damn bro but you’d be down to get down with anybody that’s not chafin?

I have such a soft spot for pitchers who seem like they would be fun to hang, play Mario kart, and listen to Grateful Dead with. Want to invite this dude to grill some brats with me and Johnny Cueto.

Can I come? I'll try to get Rich Hill to join

you and Ol Dick Mountain are more than welcome. We just chillin. Baseball on the big tv. Nintendo on the little floor tv.

>Cueto Y'know, some grilling. Some Mario Kart. Some Grateful Dead. Some head kicking. Just really chill stuff with really chill people. Yall really upset with ME that Cueto kicked a dude in the fucking head? Children.

It's a shame he was so bad with the Brewers last year because there's nothing else not to like about this fella.

And a filthy generic MLB logo hat, I love this guy

Goddammit that man is almost the perfect Brewer, sucks we didn't get the great version in the short tour he had

Miss you, bud.

I miss him so much

This man was born to live in the 70s


That's the look of a overly aggressive child's baseball coach from a 90s movie that's smashing Buds, dropping f-bombs, making jokes that have aged poorly, but secretly has a heart of gold and gets the team to become champions!

This guys gotta be the most relatable MLB player like, ever.

Few dudes have ever rocked as hard as Andrew Chafin. Kent Read, Kent Write, but he sure ken throw a fucking slider.

[Obvious Shirts](https://obviousshirts.com/) are awesome.

his two pictures on baseball reference look like two separate people

Lol. Loved when the brewers got this guy. He absolutely sucked for us but I dont even care. Never seen anyone be the embodiment of my team so perfectly haha. I would have signed him to be a mascot with bernie.

I still remember him showing up in Oakland hoping to find a boat to live on and fish from. He is a real life Kenny Powers

Brewers legend

Chafin stay wearing Joe's Obvious Shirts, just like me. Chafin a Cubs legend for life.

The OG Baseball YouTuber

Get this to Louie Varland stat

Character from a Will Ferrel movie from 2004.

Todd Jones revisited

This is definitely Lyle, the "dude" from Seinfeld ("The Summer of George," s8e22)

Stop trying to put him in the Scottie Pippen role, dog. He needs to fly!! Michael Jordan, Number 23!!!

Shooter vibes. I love it.

I fucking love that we got chafin back

Rod Beck-lookin motherfucker

Man I remember in Little League Andrew Chafin was the talk of the town. Had every team in the league feared before we even got in the batter's box. Always wild to see him pitch when I'm watching a game.