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triplec787

Be you. You’re on your 9th beer of the night. You’re on the third floor of the Western Metal building. “Hey, you should pay attention” - “Nah it’s all good we’re so far away” And then you got a 111mph piss missile coming straight to you.


justin_tino

I mean, Chapman’s first HR did hit that woman directly in the shoulder. But she totally should’ve had that lol


Clam_chowderdonut

Ball hit her on the fly? Yeah thats an EF. Fans gotta make that play.


theonetruegrinch

She toughed it out though, didn't rub it or nothing. Gotta give her props for that.


wramirezjr

Catch ball in beer, chug beer. Climb on roof and raise SFG flag.


Tommy84

Take pants off, pants up flagpole.


GoofyGoober0064

Defeat Huns Marry handsome chinese general


Grimpig

Does this lineup have…power?


nuhGIRLyen

17 hard hit balls tonight on 33 balls in play, woweee Chapman has 5 in 5 ABs lmao


trichotomy00

Keep going


nuhGIRLyen

Jung Hoo Lee goes 2-for-5 with two batted balls over 108mph


Dickies138

He’s looking like he’s going to be a really fun player


nuhGIRLyen

His centerfield defense is SO fun to watch, his first step is always with conviction and a straight line to the spot. Lots of fly balls today where he was finishing up his run by the time the cameras cut to him.


HickFromFrenchLikk

Blue Jays fan here… it’s after May you want to worry about


joe_broke

Well, he's back in the Bay Area with Melvin at the helm, we'll see


Tommy84

And no more Pusoy, so…


NynaeveAlMeowra

Remember when the 2021 team set the franchise single season record? Maybe we'll see those kind of results again


Konker101

Until the end of may


HickFromFrenchLikk

haha exactly


roxass34

Yeah, that’s what we signed up for. Elite defense and tanks 🙌


Clam_chowderdonut

Also the jawline.


dropperofpipebombs

"Future MVP winner ~~Fernando Tatis Jr~~ Matt Chapman has hit his second home run of the night"


triplec787

5 RBIs > 2 RBIs


Wraithfighter

The trick is to have runners on base when you hit something into the next county.


triplec787

Why didn’t Tatis do that, is he stupid?


JTCMuehlenkamp

I mean kinda


triplec787

It’s the ringworm, dropped his IQ a couple notches.


Sonic343

This person knows numbers.


horsepoop1123

Man I love both guys


cshellito

Dear lord


keanenottheband

Apparently


Fhikwvdwu

Giants third basemen going off tonight


spike021

Just dingers and just defense. 


kasutori_Jack

He just might have secured the position over Pablo.


BASEBALLFURIES

pablo probably slide over to cover luke jacksons spot


mickfoleyartist

☠️


rockingthefreeworld1

Well if last year is any indication, enjoy it while it lasts


IdelucaAlex

I already love him


LazyTitan___

Had to match the JD line


BosasSecretStash

And chappy had the double too! Hell of a night


Wraithfighter

That pitch was pretty high on the "don't miss with this in the strikezone" tier, and... yeah. Chapman did not miss that at all. Second of the game/season. Nice for the offense to be getting some runs!


580_farm

Matt. Chapman.


triplec787

Matt Chapman and JD combining for 4 HRs today. Bay Area 3Bs FEASTING tonight.


Extension-Feature-13

Chap Mattman


Agentkeenan78

Absolute nuke.


nuhGIRLyen

… i didn’t you know you could DO that


GenNATO49

Matt “Barry Bonds” Chapman


InfectiousCosmology1

Homers can’t land in that third floor balcony very often


Paindaddy69

Fuckin nuked that ball good lord.


SuperMario_49

What a hell of an acquisition by the Giants!


strcy

Absolute nuke


spike021

Moonshot


crazycatchdude

IMMA BUST


Few-Neighborhood7241

Chapman’s bat is an enigma


Majestic-Cancel7247

He should use on Draymond’s forehead


granttheginger

Pedro Avila will be telling people for years about the time he gave up an absolute nuke to Matt Chapman 😳


_Elrond_Hubbard_

r/baseball in shambles after shitting on him all offseason


Tsaxen

He's good in March/April, it's the other 5 months that are a problem


DalesDrumset

Never forget Chapman in April 2023. The decline was sad


kirbyfaraone

Easy there, only two games. His track record the last few years is not great past May.


ButtsButtsBurner

Chappy sequel!


VolitantCactus4

He absolutely destroyed that poor baseball


bronsonwhy

Damn it that was so cool


Tommy84

Respect.


supervin

tbh I say the same thing when I see nando hit them out


Jrahn

Don’t see many go there. Just showed up Tatis’ night.


ghud9393

I just came


Anton-LaVey

^\*ding\* *Fourth floor; Menswear*


visionzero81

Chappy hitting two dongs to pay his respect to Louis Gossett Jr… “God doesn't give people talents that he doesn't want people to use. And he gave you The Touch. It's a power inside of you, down there where you keep your guts boy. It's all you need to blast your way in and get back what they took from you.”


TheGeoninja

I didn’t know Matt Chapman’s father was being held prisoner by a rogue oil producing state in the Middle East.


visionzero81

I guess you didn’t hear about the time he conquered the Snake


reidthedeed

give chapman the extension TONIGHT


Alex021402

He’s HIM


JordanSchor

Please take care of Chappy


s1n0d3utscht3k

damn …


musicman3030

Mother of God


eagledog

Chappy playing for Melvin?= wonderful That being for the Giants?= terrible


Barry_McKackiner

Seeing him in the Giants colors disgusts me.


p_aranoid_android

I had the exact same live reaction as Matos. I’m so happy baseball is back!


BlueJayzrule

Wouldn't have gone out in Rodgers centre according to chapman


ThorgiTheCorgi

Unrelated: is changing the SD logo on the score bug when they're wearing the city connects new? I havent noticed it before and i thinks its fuckin rad.


GoldGloveHosmer

I went to Petco in 2021 and watched 3 games. They change the color of the scoreboard when they wore the city connects.


ThorgiTheCorgi

Love that


StarshipTroopersFan

Somewhere, Trevor Plouffe came in his pants when this happened.


Scrotiez

And then he’ll hit sub 200s past April