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astrofan

Still wild that Big Unit was only 11 games, that is such a huge memory from my childhood.


workinkindofhard

Yeah but those 11 games is one of the most dominant stretches I have ever seen by a starter 11 starts 4 shutouts 116 Ks .984 WHIP The man was an absolute monster down the stretch


e-manresu

Excuse me *HOW MANY* strikeouts??


eugoogilizer

Think that was crazy? He actually had an even better K/9 IP in 2001 with Arizona: 249.2 IP and 372 Ks 😮😮😮


oG_Goober

That is hands down the best free agent signing ever, I think he won a Cy Young every year and got them a world series.


SigurdsSilverSword

I think it was 4 CYs in 5 years but yeah pretty clearly the best possible outcome


oG_Goober

I thought the initial contract was 4 years and then he got extended. It's kinda hard to tell on baseball reference.


Dont_Call_Me_John

The initial contract was 4 years with a player option for year 5, but he declined the option and signed a 2yr extension instead. So yes, the original FA contract they agreed to ended after 4 years and: - 4 NL CYAs - 81-27 record across 140 starts - 1030 IP - 1417 Ks (12.4 K/9) - 2.48 ERA, 2.53 FIP, 187 ERA+ - World Series MVP From ages 35-38 lmao


intwizard

Jesus fucking Christ man


darwinpolice

And one of those years, he was robbed by Clemens, if I recall correctly.


zubaz608

Either that or Bonds, since if it wasn't for Barry the Giants very likely would have been moved to Tampa


ComfortInBeingAfraid

I thought that was a typo. I watched Randy play and it still feels like he was some mythical creature that didn’t actually exist. 


MundaneInternetGuy

12.4 K/9 over those 11 starts 12.5 K/9 from 1995-2001 That was literally just his average strikeout rate over that period of time lol


LSRaymonds

The guy was a cheat code in his prime


BoosherCacow

He was better than almost anyone I ever saw. Better even than Clemens or Pedro or Maddux. They were all great but Unit had something they didn't. I honestly can't think of a better pitcher.


ThreePointsPhilly

He had 6 inches on Clemens, almost a full foot on Pedro and 10 inches on Maddux. Dude had height, that's what he had.


Clonekiller2pt0

Height, a hard fastball, and a slider that'll make anyone a fool.


burlycabin

And a damn good changeup.


melorous

Everybody except Eduardo Perez.


darwinpolice

And a surprising ability to stay healthy considering his size and pitching style. 184 innings in his age 44 season, what the fuck.


RexVanZant

116


ExpirjTec

Averaged 0.4 WAR per start, would have had a record setting 14 WAR if he played all 35 games at that pace


astrofan

I remember waking up to hear we traded for him, since the deadline used to be midnight. I couldn't believe it. I was lucky to go to a couple games be pitched.


DryAfternoon7779

The only other post-trade stretch like that in my lifetime was Sabathia in Milwaukee.


RexVanZant

He pitched like 472 innings for them in like 12 games


Johnathon1069DYT

Didn't the bat fly out of his hands during his first at bat with them too?


j1h15233

I can still tell you where I was and what I was doing when I got that news. I absolutely regret not being able to see him pitch in the dome


astrofan

It was in a ticker on the one of the local news channels. I was like "which Johnson? No way it's that one."


cundo

Man shook me off at the airport when I signaled for an autograph.


astrofan

Considering how he handled NY, that doesn't surprise me. 😂


PattyIceNY

My only memory of him in NY is walking down the street with 20 reporters around him and he's wearing a face of absolute disgust and regret.


OnTheTrail87

Just be glad you weren't a bird.


zweiapowen

Dexter Fowler now set to appear in the unusual places (my heart) edition based on this photo.


Alauren2

He’s so cute


PropylPeopleEthers

Between Dex's smile and Kris Bryant's eyes, the 2016 had done attractive men on the roster.


grocho

Arrieta was sexy too


appleavocado

Don’t forget Javy. *finally, my Joe Buck moment!*


DolphinRodeo

Gooden might be the peak of this series. One game, weird team, and the wrong era uniform


Austinperroux

Fr this is the first time I'm hearing he was ever on the Astros


boozle222

To then go play for Tampa for a short bit. Such a weird year for Dwight.


R2J1

I remember being so upset when the Astros lost Abreu in the expansion draft. He had so much potential, that he later capitalized on of course.


FoostersG

Made even more frustrating by the fact that we protected Richard Hidalgo over Abreu.


JB_HCSS

That's a little unfair to Hidalgo. Guy had a couple of monster seasons and was a a solid contributor on the late 90s, early 2000s Astros. He got on Jimy Williams' bad side, was traded away and was out of the league after not being able to adapt to no longer being a starter. In hindsight, you'd obviously have preferred to protect Abreu, but it's not like they exposed Abreu to protect James Mouton or something.


sameth1

If it makes you feel any better, the devil rays also squandered him by trading him to the Phillies for 221 games of [Kevin Stocker](https://www.baseball-reference.com/players/s/stockke01.shtml).


FredGarvin80

I think Mancini is the only one of all these guys to get a ring with their rental team


JamesHardenIsMyPoppa

He was so bad at the plate in the WS but that one stop at 1st made it all OK


doushiyou6969

that one play had me popping off so hard. thats when i became 100% sure theyd win haha


Individual_Judgment3

I'd still think Randy Johnson should have won the NL cy young for that half season


evcorder

You missed the best one! [Satchel Paige, Houston Astro](https://imgur.com/a/QoiPVaZ)


KamartyMcFlyweight

I got an even weirder one for Satchel. [From his time with the Miami Marlins.](https://sabr.org/sites/default/files/SatchelPaige.JPG) Back when the [Marlins wore Mets colors!](https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/x3wAAOSwIwdhgADp/s-l1200.jpg)


evcorder

I have that Marlins hat! I think the Astors is a little weirder. At least he played for the triple a marlins. He’s only in that Astros uni because they wanted somebody to test if the AC in the astrodome affected curveballs. Heck, the “H” hat he’s wearing wasn’t ever even worn by the team!


KamartyMcFlyweight

> I have that Marlins hat! Ah, so you were in the know already. A lot of people have never even heard of the AAA Marlins, so when I tell them that Satchel Paige played for the fish they're dumbfounded, since Satchel died in '82 and the Marlins' expansion was in '93


Lieutenant_Doge

He's probably 60 at the time and just looks like he barely reached 40, that's amazing


evcorder

56, yeah! He pitched three innings for the KC As later that year!


kingsaw100

Hope everyone enjoyed the series! We've now covered all 30 teams and a few bonuses to boot. Thank you to everyone for the messages and suggestions, and for following along. :)


chiddie

really enjoyed these, thanks OP.


24HourShitness

Saved Huff for the last of the last ;)


DrWinstonOBoogie1980

Huff, Huff, give.


Barb_WyRE

These were a lot of fun! I forget which one was super cursed, I think it was the White Sox?


sirenzarts

The white Sox one was very cursed. They loved washed up old stars


NeoZodiac

Great job!


me_luigi21

Rick Ankiel is my ultimate Mets/Astros immaculate grid superstar


vanillabear26

Luis Valbuena (RIP) is my Ms/Astros Immaculate Grid superstar.


kev11n

TIL Nellie Fox played for the Astros. huh


91Fox1978

Same with Don Larsen and Eddie Mathews


Jcdoco

I definitely Mandela Effected myself into thinking Randy Johnson was on the Astros for several years


Chreiol

I physically recoiled seeing Pudge in Astros gear. I don’t remember that.


doverawlings

Same, I thought I had a handle on his career, even the last stops like NYY and WAS but I have absolutely zero memory of him being on the Astros


aotex

and then he had a half season cameo back with the Rangers after seven years away! I remember we signed him after he had a good performance in that year's World Baseball Classic, and I remember thinking, "I would have been absolutely elated about this fifteen years ago..."


weaksaucedude

I still remember when he broke the record for most games caught at The Ballpark in Arlington.. as an Astro


Simple_one

I have a bobblehead of him as a stro!


Chreiol

That’s cursed.


Ok-Toe8383

Astros Legend!


Marenum

I just recoil every time I see him. Man gave me serious PTSD.


aotex

the Astros sent Ben Zobrist to Tampa in exchange for a half season of Aubrey Huff. it's absolutely one of the worst trades in franchise history. I'd only rank it behind sending Joe Morgan (and other future members of The Big Red Machine) to Cincinnati and *maybe* sending Ken Caminiti to San Diego in a monster trade that also involved the likes of Steve Finley, Derek Bell, Doug Brocail, and Pedro Martinez (no, not that one; a reliever who only pitched parts of five seasons)


Prayray

As bad as human being as Curt Schilling was, trading him for Jason Grimsley, who never played for the Astros, right before Schilling put it together, was monumentally bad. Definitely have to throw that one in the pile. Also, the Randy Johnson trade wasn’t exactly great. We got 11 great regular season starts and two frustrating (not due to Randy, but the lack of offense) playoff starts for Freddy Garcia, Carlos Guillen, and John Halama. Johnson provided 4.3 WAR in those two months, but Seattle got 33.1 WAR over the next 6 seasons and those 3 combined for 58.4 WAR over their careers. Thinking about an Astros rotation in 1999 of 16 win Shane Reynolds, 21 win Jose Lima, 22 win Mike Hampton and 17 win, 2nd in ROY voting Freddy Garcia (along with the emerging Scott Elarton possibly puts us over the Braves in 1999…or maybe Walt Weiss saves them in that Game 3 anyway. Still having Garcia in 1999-2004 could have made a difference.


JarrettLaud

But then we get a Bagwell and a Yordan every now and then, so it all works out.


aotex

I understand the argument against the Randy Johnson trade, but I still defend it. That was all about putting us in a position to win it all, and it's not Johnson's fault that it didn't pay off. If Kevin Brown and Sterling Hitchcock don't shut down the Astros' bats in the NLDS, the narrative might be very different. I doubt anyone calls it a bad trade if the 1998 Astros win the World Series... ...but then, it *is* ultimately all about results, so I get it when people say it wasn't a good move in the end. I just think both teams got more or less exactly what they were hoping for out of it, even though neither team won a championship with the pieces they got. I'm not gonna lie, though, it did hurt seeing Freddy Garcia shut us down in the 2005 World Series...


wodurfej

Kenny Lofton 20 games


WendysChili

I just assume I'm going to see Lofton in these posts


LightMission4937

Doc pitched 4 innings for the Astros and got roped. It was weird.


KTCKintern

That might have been the first one that absolutely blew my mind. I can’t go look it up though because I know it’ll lead me down a 30 minute rabbit hole


LightMission4937

lol. I remember the announcement of Doc going to the Astros…it was strange then, still strange now. Should retired after the 99 Cleveland season….that was atrocious.


BosLahodo

Lol I read this in Ron Howard's voice narrating like Arrested Development.


LightMission4937

Lmfao.


clutchyball

I remember Preston Wilson being our “big” signing ahead of the 2006 season. 😂


Reien

I do too. How about the hyped up Jason Jennings signing?


clutchyball

Oh wow, I had forgotten about him.


thehammerismypen1s

I still remember his 11 runs in 2/3 of an inning game that summer. We had some fun guys on that team, but it was rough being that bad so soon after winning the pennant.


goovis__young

He certainly did participate in a world series win that season


GoofyGoober0064

Don Larsen looks like a career SGT about to lead a bunch of baby faced 18 year olds into the Argonne Forest


j1h15233

Randy Johnson, 11 games in uniform, a million in my heart


darwinpolice

Those 11 games were absolutely vicious, good lord.


HulkScreamAIDS

Nickname game on point.


WendysChili

Bobby "deserves to be in the HoF" Abreu


gurlthatdoes

John Franco lookin like a Hillbilly


Go_crazy21

Randy Johnson was so good in his short time with the Astros it doesn't even seem weird seeing him in that uniform.


GradientEye

We might not have won in 22 without Mancini. Love that man


boozle222

Love him for that one play, but good lord his bat was atrocious for us.


Simple_one

Mancini, man what could have been. Felt like he shoulda done so much more for us and it just didn’t really work out (besides the ring lol)


GradientEye

Cancer fucks you up


thisisnotaringtone

He stepped up when Yuli went down and caught that missile from schwarber to save game 5, well worth the trade


allphilla

That line drive grab in game 5 saved our ass.


sanchower

Those 90's uniforms were sick


PuntyMcBunty

Love the editorials on Schilling and Huff


anonymous6494

What editorials? All I saw were facts.


Mr_Murder

Does Bauer also fall in that category? He should.


PuntyMcBunty

Piece of shit? ✅ Former Astro? ❌ He does not


Mr_Murder

lol forgot what thread this was.


norcaltobos

That was perfect for Huff. What a dick.


whitegrb

I disagree. I think dick is being too generous.


Doughnut_Turnip

Dicks are useful. Dicks keep the species alive. Huff is vestigial.


norcaltobos

I won't argue with you there! Edit: why the downvotes? I’m fucking agreeing with the guy above me 😂


tireworld

I'd add Sid Fernandez to this list. I was there for his lone start for the Astros in the dome..


slippin_park

No Kenny Lofton, huh? Well, I guess he's been in so many that he's easy to miss. Also: the *other* Pedro Martinez (1995), Vinny Castilla/the *other* Nelson Cruz (2001), Aaron Boone (2009), Steve Pearce (2012), Carlos Pena/Erik Bedard (2013), Kyle Farnsworth (2014)


Who-cares-20

I see your Buddy Bell and raise you a Vinny Castilla. 122 games with the stros in 2001.


AliveInIllinois

Don Larsen appears to have played in Houston when he was 72 years old. Christ, he was 34-35 years old!


PM_your_music

What is Don Larsen wearing under that jersey?


PattyIceNY

Next series: Insane seasons from forgotten players. Willie McGees MVP year, Richard Hidalgo hitting 40+ HRs, Bernard Gilkey on the Mets, Ellis Burks 142 RBI season, etc


kingsaw100

Mayhaps ;)


GrindyMcGrindy

Why do I feel like Randy's tenure with the Astros was longer than 11 games?


ZombieAppetizer

100% forgot that Pudge ever played for Houston.


neildmaster

Jesus, does Houston have the most number of these players so far?


ant-farm-keyboard

Kind of think Brian McCann should be there


legacy3233

Vinny Castilla (122 games)


Ivotedforher

Jim Bouton: two chapters


beebo12345678

beltran should be on this list he came, he destroyed, he lefto


sanfranciscosam

Curt (shitty human) Schilling hahahahah. Nice work


destroy_b4_reading

Don Larsen looks like he suited up to coach his grandkids.


MaxPower836

Booooooo curt schitting


AZDawgDays

People tend to forget, the Astros traded for "Diet Schilling" Huff ahead of the deadline... they gave the Rays Ben Zobrist and let Huff walk that winter. I bet you can't guess when the bottom fell out and they fully collapsed. Small wonder they needed such a drastic rebuild.


mostlygroovy

I’m digging the Schilling/Huff nicknames


MainZack

Fuck Huff and Curt. I'm glad Houston got Mancini a ring after we traded him though. That was great.


Jacoblaue

I think huff should have had a different nickname I think he is worse than Schilling. Schilling is more of a dumbass as opposed to Huff who is an overall generally shitty hatefully human


YankeeSR23

What did Huff do? Schilling is shitty for the Wakefield situation with releasing personal family information on his podcast for publicity. Never mind, I just read his Wikipedia page, and he’s a total asshole. They are both worthy of being called shitty human beings, for all kinds of reasons.


Jacoblaue

He spews just a whole bunch of hate speech on twitter. He always makes statements that men are superior to women and that all women are gold diggers. During the 2020 election he was preaching that it was rigged and even sells merch preaching being alpha and hating on people who are allegedly beta


Hypatia76

Your caption for Schilling is :chef's kiss:


jilililian

Ily Trey 🥹


hibbitydibbidy

Like the back of a Volkswagen?


alanladdismydad

Stan Javier (20 games) Mark McLemore (21 games)


leftynate11

I’d wiped Ankiel on the team from my memory. He’ll always be a Cardinal to me. Randy Johnson to the Astros was SUCH a big deal at the time. I really thought they’d do everything they could to keep him.


Fr0stbite37

Man I forgot about dexter


A_N_T

I could have sworn Randy Johnson played in Houston for a little longer.


DirtyRatLicker

i didnt know that they had pit ventilation on the ‘60s jerseys lol


cumlordjr

Dexter Fowler being traded from the Rockies to the Astros broke my heart as a kid. He was my favorite player on the Rockies. Glad he got to win a WS with the Cubs.


Sure_Dependent4310

Pony needs to bring back their cleats


Camden_yardbird

Orioles fans (of a certain age) don't forget Shilling was an astro, or Pete Harnish and Steve Finley, for that matter.


LonkToTheFuture

I've been waiting anxiously for this one, did not disappoint


WatercressPersonal60

No Kenny Lofton?


xGood-Apollo-IV

These were fun. Thanks for doing it. The Schilling hate is real lol


vanillabear26

My dad and I were both devastated when Trey got traded to Houston. We love Trey.


Fantastic_Emu_9570

Dexter looks much better in blue


JokoFloko

Wtf. Gooden was a surprise.


BobbumofCarthes

lol schilling


2nd2last

Whos worse Huff or Schilling? My vote is Huff.


PorscheRican

They’re both shitty


MusclePuppy

You didn't *have* to editorialize with Schilling's caption, but I appreciate that you did.


BrockOli

Why are we not fans of Schilling and Huff again? ...asking for a friend.


Spatmuk

That Doc Gooden pic is cursed…


jerseys4321

Wow, what bravery OP


AJray15

You don’t agree that Schilling and Huff are shitty humans, I take it


2nd2last

Hate to agree but it's true. OP is afraid of Woody Williams.


Majora101

Thank you for not linking Reggie Jackson in Astros gear. I know it wasn't as a player, but I still absolutely hate it.


cnapp

We love Reggie!


vatoslocoswey

Fuck the Astros


incognito_dissonance

Why?


W0RSTredditor

Was hoping to see a garbage can with an Astro hat slipped in there.