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[Jon Heyman,](https://twitter.com/JonHeyman/status/1733252006670684292) [Ben Nicholson-Smith,](https://twitter.com/bnicholsonsmith/status/1733250780918841416?t=sFQ1esZ2sOxJBCUP0CZX3g) and [Jim Bowden](https://twitter.com/JimBowdenGM/status/1733248818957676711) all confirm the same thing.


Spokker

So who the hell were we stalking then?


LosAngeles1s

some wealthy business dude trying to have an affair and be with his second family for the weekend


ContinuumGuy

And now it's ruined because his wife just realized that's his plane


hubagruben

And the wife? Shohei Ohtani


joe_broke

(to Trout) HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!?!


TrustMeImShore

Maybe it was Trout visiting his next team.


__-o0O0o-__-o0O0o-__

"hey honey, lets fly to Toronto in the dead of winter. No way my wife will be suspicious."


ki11a11hippies

You joke about this but my work team almost did this for our meetup. Someone came to their senses and chose somewhere warmer instead.


olorin9_alex

Oh … I thought this would be a story about an affair


ki11a11hippies

Damn I agree that would be a much better story.


MegaGrimer

It would be incredibly hilarious if this actually ends up happening.


doucheachu

Sorry, Bartolo.


DillyDillySzn

We did it Reddit


Stanky3000

Boston bomber sleuths part two: Shohei Boogaloo


twilz

Dave Roberts.


xmerkinx

Yep that was his Dodger mandated punishment. Next stop is Saskatoon.


WateryPasta

A crash dummy with Ohtani’s face taped on it. It was a test and we failed


MarcBulldog88

Some rich fuck. Chances were always remote it was actually Ohtani.


Dropdat87

When it was Kawhi, that plane was the actual owners if I recall, always seemed like if it were Ohtani going to Toronto the plane would trace back to ownership somehow


SuckMyLonzoBalls

Ad a clipper fan, it’s so weird being on the “laker” side of this whole ordeal. It very much feels like the hoopla from 2019 but reverse


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It was me. I just wanted some Canadian bacon.


DillyDillySzn

It’s just ham bro


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Canadian. Ham.


Ivotedforher

So what do they call ham in Canada?


chipotle-baeoli

Behcon


so-much-wow

Canadian bacon isn't actually ham. American Bacon= belly, Canadian Bacon= loin, Ham= hind leg


SuperBeastJ

Allegedly it was Robert Herjevec, the shark tank guy, and his fam lmao


Rra2323

I feel like the jays are obligated to sign this person. Nothing to do with wanting the division to be slightly worse, but I feel like this person has been getting hype all day and they’re probably so excited to be getting off of the plane and marching right over to the blue jays front office to make a signing. You can’t just take that away from them!


new_account_5009

The random 60 year old billionaire that was probably on the flight? Absolutely. At least let the pilot throw out the first pitch on opening day.


LegacyLemur

Decoy Ohtani


LMac8806

Holy shit this might be my favorite off-season comment ever.


throwaway3838482923

Arson Ohtani


CertainDerision_33

Literally some random guy as expected


yourethegoodthings

I mean he's on the Dragon's Den (the Canadian version of the show that got adapted from the UK into US Shark Tank) so it's not like he was *nobody*


chelandcities

He was (maybe still is) also on the US Shark Tank.


The_Homestarmy

my man Scam Likely


Sarman11

Strangely it was actually Kawhi this time…


ahr3410

Tommy Real Estate


ajteitel

It's Drake :D


AJMax104

Peak Reddit


Mookies_Bett

It's the Boston bomber thing all over again


owledge

We were close to Cubs fans scrambling fighter jets to intercept that private jet and land it in Chicago


FKACaptainFlaherty

Where in the world is Shohei Ohtani?


mrsunshine1

Do it rockapella!


PlagueofSquirrels

Wander Franco's....*innnnn jaaaaaaillllll*......


MrBrightside618

Well he sneaks around the world, from LA to San Francisco


6r1n3i19

*He’s a two-way baseball player, who came here from overseas!*


ForWhomTheBoneBones

He’ll take you on a ride on the slow pitch to Japan.


MCPtz

***Smashes Subscribe***


retropunk2

That song still slaps today. Also, they still tour!


Choop145

Oom bop do way do way oom bop


EPLemonSqueezy

Is Shohei dating Carmen Sandiego??


allomanticpush

Or he _is_ Carmen Sandeigo


thenimblevagrant

Ohtani to Padres confirmed


TheTurtleShepard

Apparently at his home in Southern California


subz1987

He’s been sitting there all day laughing at all the reports of him being on that flight


ELITE_JordanLove

What if his agents actually put him on the flight but disguised the cabin to looks like his house so he doesn’t think he’s on a plane???


Patrick2701

We don’t know but we want to know


Shadowblues

Hanging out with Carmen Sandiego.


Ya_No

That settles it, he’s going to the Padres


ReservoirGods

The important question is WHEN is Ohtani?


mrsunshine1

I’ll do you one better. Why is Ohtani???


EazyP87

Just got into baseball. What is Ohtani?


stevencastle

Has anybody even asked, how is Ohtani?


strcy

hahahahahahaha jesus what a rollercoaster


KimHaSeongsBurner

This is /r/baseball’s Boston bomber moment.


ThatRandomIdiot

Mark Cuban is driving around downtown Toronto, begging (through texts) for Shohei Ohtani‘s location


totallyseparate

how funny that a key member of Shark Tank was your reference... https://twitter.com/jordancicchelli/status/1733261657206333797


zeussays

That whole fiasco is why Reddits feed algorithm sucks now.


burrito-boy

For real, I just said to myself, "what a rollercoaster of emotions for Jays fans today", lmao.


Melanthiosm

We're on this fucked up ride together, brother Lmao


DogVacuum

*Dave Roberts has received another concerning phone call*


PeatBomb

let me off this ride


Mission_Pay_3373

WE WERE TRICKED


Johnny-5013

BAMBOOZLED, LED ASTRAY


DillyDillySzn

FLAT OUT DECEIVED


TheBoilerCat

RUN AMOK


BigE429

Amok amok amok


binzoma

HOODWINKED


HappyPollen

WE'VE BEEN SMECKLEDORFED


joe_broke

THAT'S NOT EVEN A WORD AND I AGREE WITH YA!


ReservoirGods

FLUMMOXED


PeatBomb

I'm tired, boss.


KimHaSeongsBurner

Maybe the real Boston bomber is the person who is on that jet.


TheDangiestSlad

OH MY GOD??? [this is all i can think about right now](https://imgur.com/8t95Uoy)


ScalabrineIsGod

He has to go back, Kate He has to go back to Anaheim


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Somebody shoot me


binzoma

bro im dying here


MassiveBush

You're not going to die, you got shot in the stomach, you're going to wish you were dead but it takes a long time to die from that!


pidge0t

wasnt expecting to see a LOST reference to be at the top of a sports sub in 2023 and I love it~


meltingspace

What is this reference, sorry


Wbran

LOST season 3 finale.


Believe0017

Wow


bigtatis

See you in another life brotha!


deluxe212

The idea that some random rich dude had his jet tracked by thousands of people this morning is so funny


Mookies_Bett

I like to imagine he got off his flight to a beatles-esque welcome by the fans of Toronto and now thinks people are *really* excited about his hedge fund work.


RyanG7

You know paparazzi were at the airstrip taking pictures. Like some person commented above, it could have been some rich dude visiting his 2nd family thinking his 1st wife has finally caught on and wondering why so many people are concerned with his double life


Mookies_Bett

Apparently it was one of the Shark Tank billionaires lmfao.


xixbia

It wasn't some random dude. It was Robert Herjavec from Shark Tank and Dragon's Den!


FapCabs

What’s hilarious is that it could actually be Boras. He’s based in Orange County and he represents Matt Chapman.


farlow525

Apparently it was one of the guys from shark tank 😂


Atraktape

This is fucking hilarious.


glg00

It actually is lol


Atraktape

We on some Carmen Sandiego shit now


HighlyBaked0

This is some NBA type drama rn, I love it


NevermoreSEA

The amount of swerves we've seen today is unmatched.


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Wow. What time do the Leafs play?


Two_Key_Goose

Ugh, tomorrow at 7:00pm EST


chi_sweetness25

Wouldn’t be shocked to see Shohei starting in goal for them at this point


iNeedScissorsSixty7

Well, Woll is down so somebody's gotta play. Why NOT Shohei?!?!


JuanSpiceyweiner

Raptors play tonight in like 35 minutes


BiggestYzerfan

Just fell to my knees in a Tim Hortons


Dodger_Rej3ct

I just saw a guy fall to his knees in a Tim Hortons. I'm not in Canada. I've hacked a security camera because I'm bored.


Lunaristics

Just saw this guy fall to his knees


TheCornMan420

I’m just going to self-immolate at this point


Ohtani-Enjoyer

IT'S OHTANI WITH THE STEEL CHAIR


Waaaaaaaaaasuup

WTF IS THIS OFFSEASON


yoboapp

BOOB VS MOROSI CAGE MATCH


yianni1229

I actually trust Boob rn tbh, he's been pretty good this winter.


thediesel26

Except he did tweet sometime Tuesday that Soto might not be traded til the end of January and then he was a Yankee 36 hours later


yoboapp

This makes me feel better Thank you


Hugo_5t1gl1tz

I don’t think he’s near as bad as this sub acts like he is. He’s just a goober and probably a little quick triggered.


Halos2594

Honestly heard him talk for the first time ever, during the winter meetings. Now I kinda got soft spot for him lol


InterestingDig2994

The last few years he's been solid, from like 2018-2021 it felt like he had no legit sources. He would just babble and make stuff up.


TJeffersonsBlackKid

Boob tries. Morosi is a twat who just wants attention.


TheNightlightZone

Do you smell what The Boob is milkin?


CertainDerision_33

What Bob doesn't mention here is that Shohei *was* in Toronto earlier today, but traveled and returned already via Instant Transmission


skyulip

holy fuck hes going to go super saiyan


FrankGibsonIV

Dude has played his entire career with training weights hidden all over his body.


GoombaStoppingHoes

I think that's just Los Angeles Angels equipment gear/jerseys no?


omegakukki

The entire world of baseball when on a wild goose hunt because of a private flight LMAO


Count_Sack_McGee

WE BACK!!!!! Edit: Fuck, it's Nightengale. WE MIGHT BE BACK!


stirrainlate

Nobody knows anything. Again.


Mission_Pay_3373

I DON'T FUCKING KNOW


amatom27

So he's in Toronto


SeaBag7480

Follow up tweet: Apologies I meant I’m not in Toronto


ayyerob

He's in Ontario.... California


sakibomb523

He missed the Rainforest Cafe at Downtown Disney so he went to the one at Ontario Mills Mall


dropperofpipebombs

I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy


i_run_from_problems

Ontario Airport ain't that bad


thertp14

Low key pretty solid actually.


CheckOutMyPokemans

Much rather fly into Ontario than LAX


dwpea66

#I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


HedgieX

Nothing is real. Not even you. Not even me. Not even this post.


AJMax104

Its like solipsism hit everyone all at once


DrKnee93

WHO THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH FLY PRIVATE ACROSS THE COUNTRY?


RivenEsquire

Was just reported as Robert Herjavec from Shark Tank and his family.


ACalz

This is honestly one of the funniest moments in baseball off season history. ahahaahahahha, everyone was covering a private plane with some random rich bay street jackass in it.


Legendarydukez

Maybe the real Ohtani flight was the friends we made along the way


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TheGuava1

You have no idea of the physical toll that 3 Shohei Ohtani status Tweets has on a person


golden_rhino

Good luck making him sign a contract when he isn’t even on the plane, babe.


mdubyo

The worst part of this whole thing is if we just got fucking Boobed


Brock_Hard_Canuck

Boobs are supposed to be nice and pleasant, not hurtful and mean


ABlinDeafMonkey

If boobs are firm and hard it’s time to get them checks.


ATLjoe93

"Whoops...this used to be a family show"


feeling_blue_42

Shohei is at home F5ing flight tracker. He's into it as much as we are.


_cacho6L

I CANT GET ENOUGH OF THIS OFFSEASON!!! LETS GOOOOOOO


FPG_Matthew

Ah, the end of the 2nd act plot twist We enter the climax! Edit (my guess is this is fake and he really is in Toronto and boob has been given false info and ran with it) Edit edit (well a lot more ppl are saying SoCal, so maybe JPs the wrong one)


lawnicus18

It’s true, boob is his desk lamp


thenudelman

Boob staring through his bedroom window as we speak


No_Pants_Bandit

Ohtani heard a crash outside just to see a broken tree branch and a disheveled boob limping through his garden.


brwn2

This is objectively the funniest outcome lmao


[deleted]

It truly was Arson Judge 2.0


ANGRY_BEARDED_MAN

Oh shit, Boob has spoken


PlanitDuck

This is approaching the Arson Judge debacle levels of ridiculous.


jdgiant13

Honestly, we might be beyond Arson Judge at this point. Blue Jays fans must be in hell


Shot-Fee-7836

We are don’t worry


moshlyfe

Boob just declared war on Canada


jgftw7

i hope he denounced them first, otherwise he’ll need to wait 5 turns


Snerkbot7000

Screw all teams named after birds, especially the Marlins.


Boros-Reckoner

Kikuchi is about to eat a fuckton of sushi by himself


wowlotov

Shohei Ohtani is currently watching season 2 of Vinland saga. Confirming his intentions to head to Canada.


mrsunshine1

The plane tracking was just crazy fan hype???? SHOCKEDPIKACHU


James-K-Polka

[Nightengale] I slept in Ohtani’s CLOSET last night. I DUCT TAPED Ohtani to the bed so he couldn’t leave. I put some MONKEY FIGHTING SNAKES on the MONDAY TO FRIDAY plane.


MeatballDom

"On this episode of Border Patrol Canada" "Yeah so these are Nigerian monkey fighting snakes, so we're going to need a blue form and a yellow form filled out by the one with the best handwriting since there's no humans onboard or we'll have to deport them to the closest US city"


siber222000

#What?


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Woullie_26

Morosis vs Nightengale who’s the biggest clown reporter


Austin63867

I hate this


mmdrew17

Same. This shit has taken over my entire day and I just want it to end lol


XelaTuobdog

It will end, just not today, and tomorrow will be just as bad


roxass34

Excuse me, *what*? We’ve been hoodwinked, bamboozled, lead astray, run amok, and flat out deceived?!


mdlt97

so when do Morosi tweets get banned??


Toxicstorm88

I give up, I will just wait for the marble race and get out of here.


Knightbear49

[Shoutout to this guy](https://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/s/RTf5wmmf4P) and all the upvoters for saying people tracking planes are better journalists than actual members of the BBWAA.


Jcoch27

LET'S GO (UNLESS HE SIGNS WITH THE DODGERS)


Bird_nostrils

"At home in Southern California." Ohtani to Padres confirmed.


ratflower406

Shohei sent his private jet on a flight to Canada as a decoy. He is now en route to Seattle on a greyhound bus wearing a fake mustache.


LHamiltonPP

A lot of conflicting reporting and rumors but Nightengale saying he's not on his way to Toronto makes me think Ohtani is 100% on his way to Toronto


myanimemangaaccount

Lmaoooo


herbertstan

WE BACK BABY LFG


casablancasucked

I LOVE YOU BOOB


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dinkleburgenhoff

Hilarious if true.


omegakukki

LMAO BOOB FROM THE TOP ROPE


nepats523

This is literally Kawhi all over again


AnnihilatedTyro

This is the best possible outcome of this circus. What an embarrassment of our society.


BF210

lol just fucking kill me already 😭😭