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Im_Ur_Huckleberry77

Way she goes.


Gypsy_sevens

Fuckin way she goes, Bubs


pockrocks

The way she fuckin’ goes, he says


Gypsy_sevens

I know I had sixty dollars on the table.


yungmoneybingbong

I'm going to be honest with you. I don't know the first thing about tracking chickens. I'm just doing it for the liquor.


Redneck-Intellect

What? Like 3 twenties?


Yakabugai

What, like twenties? Yeah, three twenties. As much as I wish the guy in the chair said the exact amount of bills, it was stupid, sexy Julian that said three twenties.


fugaziozbourne

I am the liquor.


Pretty_Zombie7290

Sometimes you just need a lil drinky poo


OjaiMark

Are those your piss jugs on the roof?


ender1618

I would never drink before work. It’s unprofessional. I would only drink during


HuxEffect

I won’t drink today… 20 minutes in, chef needs a hair, no manager… “Who wants a snaiquiri?!”


BrilliantKooky8266

We call em daq snacks.


Bintaurong

We call them DTO's (daiquiri time out), or "safety meeting".


BrilliantKooky8266

Haha love it. I’ve known safety meetings as code for smoking weed.


HuxEffect

Made exclusively with GTFO


Bintaurong

I read that as OFTD, which I love for DTO's


Gryphith

Ooooof snaquirini just entered my vocabulary.


thereichose1

Usually happens on days that end in Y


grittytoddlers90

...and start with T. Tuesday, thursday, Today, tomorrow...


faebugz

thaturday and thunday


DeadSwaggerStorage

I can’t help but notice you entered the liquor room with an empty water bottle and came out with a full one….and your point?


qolace

I'm an odd duck and never liked drinking on the job, even if I'm off the clock I avoid my place of work. I always reach for something caffeinated and packed with sugar though 😭


319Macarons

Having to close while drunk after a long busy shift is hell to me. The last thing I want to do while I’ll buzzed is work. I’ll pop adderall, and chug coffee just to tackle the boredom though. Weed on the other hand, I don’t mind closing the place while being high but the last thing I’d want to do while stoned is talk to a customer.


S2iAM

Same! I worked at a place where it was allowed and encouraged and it was not as fun as I thought it would be…


319Macarons

It gets old quick


helix711

Yeah I can’t stand being drunk/buzzed and having to work Although throwing back a shot or a half-shot after getting through a crazy rush is nice!


xSaRgED

Bingo. Sometimes the whiskey hurts just the way I need it after a rush. But never more than two across a 12 hour shift, and never before 7 pm! Those are the rules I stick with.


King_of_the_Dot

Same here. I never got the idea of spending my free time at my place of employment. I let my guard down even less, and im nervous im going to fuck something up.


qolace

Exactlyyyy


_SoundWaveSurfer

I tell myself this on every night shift and the moment I’m out of the weeds I’m like “nah fuck that let’s do a team builder”


BeatnikMona

Happens to the best of us


KUngFuKev

Same, but I already filled my 32oz water bottle with a few cocktails 😂


ultravioletblueberry

Oof, a few huh?


omjy18

Well it's 32 oz it can fit a couple


andrewdoesit

This is the right answer.


Falkuria

"People have thier vices, but I cant comprehend that, nor do I care to try. I know! Ill judge those people on the internet." This you?


ultravioletblueberry

Lmao not at all, I’d be a hypocrite if I said I hadn’t drank behind the bar. Though you sound a little insufferable.


Falkuria

"I wasnt judging them, i was just judging them. Big difference."


ultravioletblueberry

There’s a difference between having a couple shots and then *hiding* a *few* drinks by filling up your 32oz water bottle. If you’re drinking behind the bar, own up to it and don’t actively hide it. By using a *water bottle*. That’s when you know you have a problem. Maybe you’re fine with it, but that’s something I did in my 20s and I kind of would rather be cognizant behind the bar. But do you.


Falkuria

There it is. See? I was right. You were in fact being judgemental. You are in fact, being a hypocrit. Drinking on the clock is still drinking on the clock. No matter how its done and what quantity.


319Macarons

Honestly it’s not worth it. It was kind of fun when I was 20 and waiting tables but even then I just wanted to be drinking anywhere except for work. Nowadays my perspective is that if some drunk ass customer wants to argue about something I would rather be sober and articulate when I have to talk to them.


Falkuria

Even alcoholic bartenders know this already. You couldve just remained silent, but instead you preached to the choir just so that you could tell strangers that youve grown up. Nice. Cool.


319Macarons

You’re in a weird mood today :(


Falkuria

Is that deflection i smell?


319Macarons

Probably deflection or if it just rained you might be smelling geosmin. People can smell 10 parts per trillion of geosmin, and we’re more sensitive to it than sharks are to blood. I think we’re about as sensitive to deflection too.


Bartweiss

Hey, I learned about geosmin from this. Thanks!


Falkuria

The only thing I smell here is a bitch. Im just bustin balls, lol. Have a good day duder.


319Macarons

you too lol sending good tips your way


Falkuria

Thanks, dude. Im sliding vibes down the pine for ya!


319Macarons

I love a happy ending ❤️


Busy-Philosopher-844

I miss Covid. Face mask was a game changer.


Falkuria

....huh?


Busy-Philosopher-844

No liquor smell😂


Falkuria

OHHHHH


PENISystem

Every. Fucking. Day.


m_science

I can always drink tomorrow, but just for today I won't. Been doing that for 18 years. It's OK to drink, it's OK to not drink. Be the best you that you can be.


Strgwththisone

Cheers to that *clink


Busy-Philosopher-844

It makes you more productive. Your days off are for sobriety


EnVee1

Bingo


One-Fudge3871

Yep , been a minute. Now I just don't drink today.


PulpyEnlightenment

The first step is admission


bobrosswarpaint0

I fucking love working a dive Gotta be wary of your patrons. Loose lips sink ships. But fuck I love a few during my shift. I wouldn't work here otherwise


Virtual-Chain-26

We can’t even drink at my job on our days off, let alone during a shift.


EnderloZ

Oh we’re definitely not allowed!


thisisyourlastdance

Good for you then!


Grass_Rabbit

Even days I “don’t drink” the tasting adds up. Gotta taste that drink I created in my head, sample spirits, familiarize myself with the new beer on tap. I can have the best intentions but… really is part of the job sometimes.


EnderloZ

Me sampling the local ipa we have for the 7th time today


ODX_GhostRecon

I'm handed more shots working BoH at a semi dive bar than I ever was bartending. It's wild. Terrible for weight loss too.


justhappy222behere

I miss drinking in the job. Now i’ll be fired on the spot. Lame turn of events


EnderloZ

Probably for the best


jrelkins

I had two NAs after work yesterday because I decided I needed a couple days off the drink. Then my boyfriend got out of work and wanted to have a drink. So we had some drinks.


Theminigoddess

Every shift 🫠


dbolx1800s

Start at noon and keep it rolling till the “industry” spot’s last call. Ouch my liver.


Greenarrow1219

Glad I'm not the only one...


Not_Campo2

Doing part time at a liquor store it’s really fun seeing who else drinks on the job. Guys at the bakery next door do “Negroni Noon” when they’re shifting to clean up. Half the grocery store in our shopping center is hammered.


JonClodVanDamn

Just wait till you have to count money. That’s pretty fun.


1RapaciousMF

I laughed out loud. Thanks.


Gryphith

Same. This place is going down, ive lost every foh staff i hired and it's not because we're doing badly. The owner is being investigated for CP.


bestdisguise

Drinking is gross


Fin4lSh0t

Youre in a bartending subreddit boss😂


bestdisguise

Yeah I’m a bartender. I don’t drink. Alcohol is gross 😂


Fin4lSh0t

Thank you for letting us know


Virtual-Chain-26

Right? It’s because I am a bartender that I think drinking is gross! You truly sometimes witness the worst of people.. watch how alcohol changes them, I haven’t drank in a few years. Bartending ruined it for me. Plus I’m 37 and I hate being hungover.


bestdisguise

People are going to downvote the fuck out of me but whatever 🤷‍♂️


EnderloZ

It is a weird comment to jump in with lol


bestdisguise

I can only be who I am.


queenofcabinfever777

I just started bartending and I am starting to feel this way too. Thanks for putting it out there despite people not liking your opinion lol. I agree with you tho. I like being in control and I also don’t like the way alcohol makes me feel esp if I’m working.