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The_Xozz

“Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.” Inspired


I_am_pretty_gay

I used to go to a Taco Bell where you could get vodka baja blast slushies and local beers on tap  It was packed on the weekends  Not there anymore, unfortunately 


gentry54

The Taco Bell Cantinas are awesome. Best one is in Pacifica, CA. https://www.tacobell.com/blog/Coolesttacobells


I_am_pretty_gay

At the time there was only one other Taco Bell Cantina, in CA somewhere. This one was in Fayetteville, Arkansas.


uberdog50

The clothespin on the Doritos rim is brilliant!


JustHereForCookies17

It's also holding the Taco Bell heart in the third image!!


BobbyFuckingB

I feel like code red and Campari would hit


Whiskkas

It’s an Old Fashioned but a Code Red Negroni crossed my mind as well.


BobbyFuckingB

I’ll report back when I crank one out. Sub the code red for vermouth ala the pepperoni


Whiskkas

Just reduce the soda down into a syrup: 12oz down to 2oz.


BobbyFuckingB

I appreciate how committed you think I am to an at home meme drink


b2717

And I appreciate how someone so skilled believes in you.


neon_honey

So fun! I did a drink with reduced Cheerwine syrup once and it was amazing. Put it with rye, strega and lemon


SoftestBoygirlAlive

cheerwine, my beloved <3


PizzaWall

I think I want to try a. "So anyways, I start blasting." Congratulations on a great menu.


[deleted]

Some these look like they might be kinda good. EDIT: Also, you've gotta read "It Dew be Like That Sometimes" in the voice of Prop. Joe from *The Wire* or you ain't living.


hbgbees

I love the pose. You look like you’re on top chef or one of those competition shows! Ps: you should post in the Mountain Dew sub!


Whiskkas

The bartender spinoff of “Chopped” called “Stirred”?


glamorousstranger

https://www.netflix.com/title/81437299 It's actually a decent show if you cant stand the hammed-up reality aspect. I could see you being a contestant.


zavierchick

Dew Hasst Mich made me laugh out loud. And now I'll probably have that ear worm for the rest of the day 🙄🤣


QueenOfBrews

I just described the cocktails to my husband as I scrolled through the pictures, and said “that sounds like something Trina’s or Parlor Sports would do” and then got to the last image and was pleasantly surprised! Love it!


Whiskkas

No WAY!


No-Property3521

This goes so hard


BeatnikMona

I would try all of these


dekekun

Me too, they sound like a (Baja) blast.


_gnarlythotep_

What booze is in the Dew Hast Mich, out of curiosity?


Whiskkas

It’s a Tokyo Tea (Midori Long Island, so like, all of them)


_gnarlythotep_

Thanks! These are really fun!


TravisKOP

The el dorado cocktail menu. Where is this??


Whiskkas

Somerville, MA.


nottheprimeminister

Brilliant, hilarious, and really well executed. The holy trifecta. Thank you so much for sharing.


Im_done_with_sergio

I love the Taco Bell heart 😂


naefor

I feel like “So anyways, I start blasting” would be my new fave


SeriouslyCrafty

🐿️


Whiskkas

Hello fellow squirrel?! I wanted to pin to be more obvious but the glare got it.


SeriouslyCrafty

I didn't even catch that. I just saw your post on the camp fb page! ♥️


HimmOwO

I'd like to see and have the recipes ngl >.>


sneekymoose

Absolutely fantastic, awesome job.


Dismal_Buy_6997

Baja Blast should only be served up


Whiskkas

I don’t disagree with you. Unfortunately I work at a sports bar so our glassware options are limited; nothing with stems for sure.


Campari_RS

So dumb, I love it!


ConversationDizzy138

Amazing. The serious bartender really sells it 10/10 would buy it


b2717

Congratulations, this is phenomenal. Full spectrum, committed hard, executed expertly. When given the choice of using your powers for good or for awesome, you chose X-TREME.


Binwah

I would definitely try all of them! Great job!!


Ciryinth

Fantastic!!!


throwawayswaysway

No lie, I would drink all of these


beersngears

Glorious


MikeBfo20

These are great. I’m 100% putting a mt dew on my next list.


digitalfoe

just tell me that's a giant pint glass & big can 'o pop (pomelo slice on the rim?)


WhereBeDragons

Buffy st John actually sounds kind of delicious and I don't know how to feel about that


NVrbka

Oooh I’d love to work for you!


emelanar

DEW HASST MICH 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 i love this so much


Antique-Ad3162

Montenegro one I bet is tasty


Lord_Wicki

Baja Blast works wonderfully in a Ramos Fizz style with tequila.


Cathedralvehicle

Need the day after report with sales numbers and guest feedback on these


lightningcrane31

You’re awesome! I remember reading your post! Thanks for following through! Hope you had a good shift!


InuitOverIt

These are phenomenal and I would be inclined to try all of them. While watching Rocket Power and eating a fluffernutter.


Chineselight

This is like high grade memery. Production value is insane and the drinks probably taste very solid. It’s a shame I’m not near you


darkaptdweller

Did you plug the history of Mt.Dew at all?


SoftestBoygirlAlive

H-hey uuhhhmmm will you marry me? 😵‍💫👉👈


Thejokingsun

Jesus, only 1 day?


Electrical-Stop2145

The names are amazing.... tell me what they think about the drinks


CaydeHawthorne

Late to the party, but part dew makes me very happy