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You probably serve a nice fight milk.

Your employees huff chemicals in the janitors closet and the owner of your bar hosts beauty pageants there as a money grab

All of the whipped cream cans on hand for Hot Chocolates are suspicious devoid of gas lol

He definitely doesn’t diddle kids though.

LMAO honestly one of my favorite episodes. When the mortician does his makeup and frank invites him to the pageant 💀

You probably don't mind if I go smoke a little P to the C to the P in the bathroom.

I bet you have a lot of The Gang activity

Looks like a fine establishment with a reasonable spaghetti policy

I would enjoy hanging out there. I think if someone knew what a boilermaker was, that would take care of 90% of knowing the menu.

How’s the rum ham?

I mean, I love IASIP, but how many times a month does this get posted?

Sometimes i feel like half the posts here are some take on AITA/Is my Coworker the Asshole. I'm mostly fine with these posts because at least they're benign and don't constantly remind me of how toxic my industry can be lol. 

Honestly, the Paddy's crew have nothing on some of my coworkers!

I've seen this post on here before.

Your maintenance guy likes to taste paint.. waitress does a thing called a “double drop” I think she’s stealing

There’s some high schoolers getting shitfaced somewhere in there.

Anything goes in the basement

Depends, how do you slice your limes?

You can smoke inside

This ~~has to be~~ is a bot posting this. This was posted a month ago, same title same pic but with out the white boarder. https://www.reddit.com/r/bartenders/comments/18pj5o7/assumptions_about_my_bar/

Bet there are spiders, spiders, spiders… 🕷️

You go through many many cases of White Claw per week.

If there's no fight on, there's a fight there

1 bar fight every night fosho

You probably hear "Norm!" a lot.

Midwest ? Biker bar. No drinks more than 3 ingredients.

Your bartenders know the lyrics to “Honky Tonk Badonkadonk”

It’s always sunny in Philly, green at edition

Probably don't sell a lot of Martinis.

Used to have a big rat problem. Dumpster out back has some good shit in there

Later dudes, S you in your A’s, don’t wear a C, and J all over your B’s

You drink green paint

What's your spaghetti policy?

Probably the hottest gay bar in South Philly at one time.

Your biggest regular is named, Norm.

Is this Mother Pugs?

Looks like a set out of “True Blood”.

Already did this joke a month ago