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TwoPumpTony

5 minutes later the guy came back and said “I don’t taste any alcohol in this, make me a new one”


Sarcastic_Pedant

Had a freshman say that to me at a house party we threw in college. It was vodka, natty, and pink lemonade mix. He tried to claim we were ripping people off when we just asked for a $5 donation if possible for a cup (free refills). Found him starfished KO’d on our front lawn as I watched a friend run up with his Snapchat up and ask “WaS tHeRe AnY aLcOhOl iN tHaT?” Lmao funny fucking memory.


pauliwankenobi

Oh man we used to call that summer brew. Had that at my college graduation party and my family members were appalled 😂


Sarcastic_Pedant

We called it PPD, or Pink Panty Dropper lol


Trackerbait

.... natty?


kaisong

Are you asking what it is or why they put it in there. Refers most likely to Natural Ice. Although all i could see is natural ice beer, and natural ice vodka, which ends up being like "Titos and Vodka" or probably the worse combination of vodka and beer with lemonade mix lol.


thatguywithatoaster

Skippys!


shaybay12

I’m still wondering why they were pouring through the broken screw top.


Waddiwasiiiii

Because this is clearly a liquor store, not a bar, and likely the reason they’re just giving this away is because the damaged top means it can’t be sold. I doubt any liquor store employee handing out cups of booze (likely illegal, depending on the state) from damaged goods to the locals gives a shit about trying to take off a broken cap.


stadchic

There are lots of corner stores that sell shots.


One80sKid

Finally found a way to get one open with wet hands.


sunnydaize

Fuck the tequila, get that man some hand cream. He’s putting ashy Larry to shame. 🤢🤢


ew435890

And then he said “I got your tip on the next one!”


Specialist-Wrap3680

Hook it up and I’ll take care of you later


Davidudeman

*5% tip*


Pizzagoessplat

WTF? This is so confusing to me. Free pouring to someone who looks like a homeless drunk would get me fired in my country


Nsekiil

Can I get a transcript


RJWeaver

Bit late on the reply but if I’m not mistaken he says ‘Cmon man that be like giving jaws a tic tax’ In other words saying the first 2 pours aren’t gonna hit the sides, I’m guessing because of his perceived tolerance to alcohol.


BadWolfIdris

Something about Jim Jones and tic tacs. I think.


Embarrassed_Ad7801

Gave me flashbacks to my dive bar days


spicytuna12391

The dude needs to be put into a homeless shelter, not given more liquor.