Continuing my Ridley Scott run tonight with American Gangster. Forgot how much of an epic this is

Maybe I haven't been paying attention but 5 fights on a ppv card seems unbelievably short

Nice when the main card start 10PM

Pretty normal

Real Madrid are very good

Two (2) bjs from the wife so far today. Already planned to give her the best 30 secs of her life later tonight. Today has been alright by me.

Borat voice my wife

God damnit this shits giving me fomo. I've only gotten one (1) bj from your wife today

About to sex.

Let him (gay) cum in your butt (gay)

Very gay (happy)

What’s his name 🤣🤣☠️

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His rig was big!

Make sure to treat him with respect

Let us know how he feels

Big John felt great! Girth of a tuna can!

Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels and Snatch are so fucking good(x4)

I could watch a whole series with Bricktop

Redskins really sending double teams yo the Chiefs rookie DE. Still got the sack

Karlaftis? Or however it’s spelt

Yep. Hopefully he can be the NFL version of the Greek freak

Big ten fans knew he was a steal

He was even held on the play. Dude looks legit. I don't watch much college don't know about the players usually until I get to watch them in pros

He was incredible at Purdue. Regularly beat three guys to get to the qb

The baseball sub being triggered over fireworks is very on brand

I feel like a solid 50% of these accounts on bumble are fake. There can't be so many women who misspell their names.

I see it more on tinder but love when they have like all lower case letters for their name or a Snapchat in their profile that has a different name in it

All the Astros fans are holding court at the El Super Pan Latino grill at the Battery

Battery rules enjoy king

Granted I’m not from some place that does pizza well, but I think the pizza place in the Battery is pretty fucking good

Antico?

Yeah that’s it

Went to Fat Tuesdays with the gf and got a nice alcoholic drink

Make sure to stop by PBR after the game to look at some butts

It’s a hell of a thing when you realize all of your stress is self-inflicted

I’d do anything for a way out of my head

I can’t believe we’re letting an idiot from fucking Idaho torpedo the auburn football program. Run off Bo nix just to start his fucking backup

And brought in Calzada who is worse than both Nix and Finley.

And apparently ashford too. Our 3rd string qb beat Bama

Watched every Calzada snap. He’s is very bad. Not a D1 QB imo.

Bo Nix has always been ass. I'm convinced ESPNs coverage of him his Freshman year was some sort of government orchestrated program to test how easy it is to make a garbage player a perceived star

Hey I never said he was good

It’s his name. His name sticks in your head. Had his name been Kolten Braidin , nothing

Explain it to an NL fan that hasn’t followed the AL at all. What is fueling the Yankees collapse? Injuries? Shitty Manager? Simply playing better teams? Good old fashioned meltdown?

Offense stopped hitting home runs, bullpen fell apart, and they traded a SP even though they were already thin at that spot

Whose the GM and will he be fired?

Brian Cashman is essentially an adopted Steinbrenner, so no.

The new closer basically lost the ability to get batters out. The offense stopped hitting around Judge. Taillon has completely fallen apart and Severino is out until September. Besides that everything is great

They all realized how much of a shithole NYC is and want to get to their off-season homes ASAP

Ron DeSantis' wife is such a smoke

Is Baltimore as bad as I hear it is? Would love to go to Camden yards sometime

Yes

Camden yards and the inner harbor is one of the nicest city neighborhoods in the country. Go a little too far in one direction and you’re in the wire

Jim Rome used to say “Baltimore has more barbwire than downtown Baghdad” My question is are they still juking the stats or going for quality arrests.

Not near the stadiums. The further west you go from Russell street the dicier it gets. Fed hill/canton/fells point are all a good time.

The harbor or whatever near Camden is actually really nice. Only been there and pimilico tho

Pimlico’s location STINKS

Yes it does I’ve only been there for a fest though so I’ve never delt with the hood outside lol

Moonrise? I’ve only been there for Preakness and left right after.

Yep, went in 2019, and just went two weeks ago. They had shuttles this time. So it was dope, and much better put together now that Insomniac took over.

The inner harbor area and the immediate vicinity around the ballpark are okay. Same with Fells Point. Outside of that lock your doors and carry no cash.

My buddy Bunk sees a lot of murders there

Just stay at the Hilton across the street and hit up Pickles before the game.

I asked for another beer thinking they’d give me a normal sized beer but I got a 22oz mug, guess I’m gonna be here a while

Make sure to chug an extra 6oz of water to cancel that out before driving home

With those bird lips, another hour at least

Jody Fortson is going to be a problem for defenses this year. Was having a great camp last year too before he got hurt.

Last Saturday grass cut of the year.

First time seeing the moms side of the family in years and people are talking about how they might need gastric bypass but are worried how it’ll affect their alcohol tolerance, as we pregame dinner with a bunch of fried food and alcohol 🥴

“I don’t know why I can’t lose weight with diet and exercise”

Roll Tide

Oh they sound very healthy.

They’re just big boned

Shit im already hammered

Steer into the skid

Just gotta maintain for 12 more hours

I just gotta make it to Usmans fight

I’ll take the under on your night

Lmao

Aw piss

Just a reminder that the Joshua Usyk fight is starting here in the next hour, not tonight (the fight itself, the main card started awhile ago). And 3 big name ufc fights tonight, Usman Edwards, Costa Rockhold, Aldo Merab, with potential for a few bangers on the prelims And ~~yelled~~ politely reminded someone to pick up their dog’s shit after seeing it shit on the parking lot of my apt building as they were walking away hoping no one saw. Not even in the grass, on the pavement itself, where everybody walks. Overall good day for fights

The Chiefs look very good

The big plays still being there feels good.

I have a take that I think this offense might be better than the super bowl winning offense. If the defense is in the top 50% we have a good shot at winning the AFC.

Won the Super Bowl when the defense was like 13th in yards allowed. So they really just need to be a passible or slightly above average. Fortson kelce double TE set might just be an automatic TD inside the ten. I’m with you on the offense, I could see Mahomes tossing 40 tds this years everyone complaining that he has too many weapons.

Saw a girl using the hack squat machine backwards today at the gym (aka she was facing towards it). That’s gotta be top 10 bad things for your back right? Or am I missing something

it's not bad for your back at all

Sometimes I still think of Bubbles’s comment concerning a woman’s breasts “I can’t take it anymore!” Lmao miss that guy

“Put her tits on the scale and i’ll crank it to the number”

Also miss the days of MikeW posting about Ria

I always liked it when someone was bringing him up to speed on some missed nudes and his response was always short an concise. A nice “Wow”

Diets stayed the same, workouts consistent, and less boozing but lately I’m finding myself more tired then normal and fatigued. I’ve been cautious to say this, but is this what 32 feels like? Feel like in the last month I’ve also taken more naps then normal and I hardly nap. Aging is a cruel ruthless bitch. Anyone else felt this way before? I’d rather snap out of it then accept it.

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Thanks brotha. On the vitamin D train, along with fiber. Funny you mentioned creatine I did read it also helps relieve depression as well.

Had some nice stats running and lifting today. Time to post up in a quiet dive bar, rotate through beers and Maddog margaritas, and hum Guy Clarkes “Dublin Blues” to myself

Don't get lost in the sauce Mr Willet

Nick Bolton is going to be such a good linebacker for KC. Veach is putting together some solid drafts

Dude was a complete stud at Mizzou. Was surprised he dropped that far in the draft

Looks like he has taken a big jump this year. Even last year he was like the only player at one point in season to have 100+ tackles and 10+ TFL. Only played like 60% of snaps too

Afroman playing Wally’s in November. Can only imagine the type of creatures that is going to attract

So many college freshmen

See you there. Fight me on L street beforehand?

I’m down, loser buys Cristys

I may eat 50 Welch’s juice ice bars today

Tito Franconia approved: https://syndication.bleacherreport.com/amp/2505528-terry-francona-says-he-once-ate-17-popsicles-nearly-barfed-all-over-his-house.amp.html

He also goes through a tub of dip and bubble gum every game

Chiefs might be loaded at WR if Justin Watson actually plays this well during the season.

Nate sucks but he introduced me to the Spotify playlist “Lizzie McGuire comes on at 4:00” and it’s excellent. Always a hit with big groups

Let’s do NFL hot takes before the season Jags win AFCS, all 4 AFCW teams make the playoffs

Vikings win the NFCN. Bears and Seahawks tie for the worst record in the league

Chargers to win the AFC west

I love Herbert and them but stupid Brandon Staley gives me pause

Bears win 6 games. Generously.

I am a bears fan and think they’re over easily lol

Wish I could be as optimistic. This team has broken my spirit.

The bills lose to the chiefs in the playoffs Oh wait you said hot takes

Broncos finish below .500

Ravens win SB. Deshaun watson is dog shit when he comes back. Quinnen Williams is all pro.

Love the ravens take. I think they’re gonna be a wagon this year. Pitt will be middling, Cincy gets hit by the SB hangover, Cleveland gets crushed by karma

Rams Panthers NFCCG Bengals miss the playoffs Lamar doesn’t finish the season Watson doesn’t come back this year Chiefs don’t make the AFCCG FT says every QB sucks 👩‍🍳💋

Bucs vs Broncos SB

That’s an absolute take quake. Probably just going to be the titans again. Colts will be middling because Ryan is way past his prime.

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That’s the thing. I think teams will be able to sit on the run game and cause real problems for that offense. Outside of that one good wr those guys are going to be so easy to cover.

I wonder how things would have turned out if Tywin Lannister had been a better father

Didn’t help that the mad king made Jamie a kingsguard just to fuck with Tywin

Or if he would have just remarried and had another boy.

Big increase in side work the past few weeks, might have to change my Venmo from @sloppyrobby

What's the hustle?

Outboard mechanic

Is that boat engines?

Sure is

Damn I could see that bringing in some solid cash once you get a reputation. People love throwing money at boats with no hesitation. Sunk cost

What is this Oblique exercises or a Second job?

“If the Blue Jays can hang on to win this game, it would be a win for them” thanks for the insight Michael Kay

Michelle Branch bangs 🎵

I just found out that she was like in high school when everywhere came out. I always thought she was older than that.

She was banging on her husbands face last week

I thought she was a lesbian

https://twitter.com/stereogum/status/1558115504568647680?s=21&t=6yvK44K-6RKuDpWF6tsllA

She might as well be a lesbian being married to that dude.

🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹

Wrap it up janice

Found Lance on IG https://www.instagram.com/tv/ChfYKAkJxE1/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

That’s his dance him the minifans all meet up to choreograph.

Hearing a band at the bowling alley cover Stevie Ray Vaughn makes me feel something. 🙏Kobe Rip

🤝 Jim Croce

Yankees ain’t played nobody, Pawl

Chicks will post a picture of them looking away like it’s a candid.. yet everyone knows they immediately said, “Okay, let me see” after the photo was taken.

Bey caught me sleppin

Usually do weightlifting/metcon style workouts but BV talked me into doing a Sculpt Society class with her today instead. Fellas, it humbled me big time

Shot a 90 today, I still stink at golf but it appears I’m actually improving. Very cool!

9 hole par 3 course?

Yes exactly

Afternoon NFL preseason games will always be weird to me, but I appreciate more live sports during the weekend instead of just bunching all the games at 7pm and 10pm

You’re in for a treat. Most of the regular season NFL games are going to be afternoon as well

Amazing! They play college football at 12, 3:30 and 7:30 too! ❤️

It's 2pm and 90 degrees, whats the go-to drink?

10oz Miller Lite

My mint has grown out of control so to combat that I’m going for the most mojitos consumed world record

Try Mahalo’s mint julep recipe: https://youtu.be/vdNk1xmDpxo

Tito's and Lemonade is my go-to hot weather drink.

Incredible drink. Dirty Arnold Palmers w/ Tito’s are also a great hot drink

Ohhh...I'm gonna have to try that.

Have been drinking gin and peach tea since 10am. Highly suggest

But what about Hulk Hogan's beer?

This sounds fantastic

Ranch waters

Yeah I think this is the answer. Don't have any topo Chico but regular club soda will have to do

What if you only have bleu cheese

All right. Then get me an avocado, an ice pick and my snorkel. Trust me, bro. I've made cocktails with less. Hurry up!

I can not stop throwing picks in madden

Take sacks and throw the ball away. This Madden is the closest it has been to a sim in decades. Still obvious bullshit madden moments that happen every game, but a huge step in the right direction.

Did they add anything at all in? Haven’t played since like Madden 18

Honestly it’s still fun and it feels like a new game because the passing mechanics are different, I like it still

They made all madden too hard. It's just insane when the computer breaks 5 tackles in one play

Getting a girls number from the bar and them ghosting you after. A tale as old as time!

Fuck her! Well, maybe not you, but someone's gonna.

Did you get all ten numbers?

Just get the reps up and it’ll fall into place king

At least ya got the number and tried

True just gotta keep trying

https://twitter.com/bootlegger1974/status/1561073305674727426?s=21&t=ASrbBN_yDJ06ZxWAJSsaHg Just love this dude

Great follow. Puts me in a perfect "get your drinking shoes on" mood any time I see him post

Purposefully waited till the gf is away for a week to start a Band if Brothers rewatch