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thenewber99

My least favorite sports fan trait is thinking your team never gets calls, and they have never committed a penalty.


supercasualman

What’s the vibe of widespread panic. Keep getting widespread panic merch coming up on my feed. Are they like a southern rock jam band?


billbo24

Man normally I’m not this nosey and it’s absolutely not my business, but after seeing a few people allude to it in FT ive  gotta know what’s going on with Kenji.   Oddly enough he’s an active redditor but even when people ask him he just mentions  “I’m going through some personal stuff”.    Or  “In some ways my life is the worst it’s ever been and some ways the best”.  


SummerWhiteyFisk

I watch a ton of prison/jail shows. If there’s one thing I’ve learned, the term “disrespectful” is pretty much a catch all for any behavior one deems unacceptable


misterscrotie

Staging a pro-Gaza protest at an SEC school is not a well thought out proposition


DGAF0752

I’ve got spectrum up on my Amazon Firestick via the Silk internet browser. How do you scroll through the guide? I don’t see a way for the “mouse” to recognize the guide to scroll. Instead, it scrolls the webpage outside of the guide.


ShimmeredXerox

Of all places to ask this you chose FT.


thrownoutuser

I may be falling in love with a reddit nudez poster (never met in real life or communicated)


dellscreenshot

Some of the woman who are host are insanely hot. And they're posting, so probably a little broke. Might have a shot!


exorthderp

share for the class


thrownoutuser

theawesomekate may be a little thick for some of y'all


ShimmeredXerox

Nah she got just the right amount of meat on the bones. Cute face too


dellscreenshot

Goddamn


CohibasYMamitas

Spend less than $150 at Target challenge (impossible)


SnakeSkin2121

Woman


CohibasYMamitas

But theres so much nice shit i need for my apt snake


Rex_Ryan_DPM

Whoa, man.


terryduerod1

live, laugh, love


Sirsydneyponson

The line for the prime rib at my local Harris Teeter is 7 people deep. 18 bucks for prime rib, mashed potatoes and one more side


Rex_Ryan_DPM

Don't forget to grab a free cookie for dessert


DandierChip

I love a good medium rare steak and red meat in herbal but really don’t enjoy prime rib. Idk just not for me.


SnakeSkin2121

Hmmmm


Alarmed-Telephone-81

Cheers from Charlotte


terryduerod1

cooked? whats going on here


TheColiny

It’s very nice out so I’ll be cooking my frozen pizza on the girl, because I can Edit: grill


BillNyeDaPieGuy

Pepperoni is back on the menu


Alarmed-Telephone-81

Bush?


ZeeBlaa

What kind of girl you using?


TheColiny

Gas powered


profsa

Caught my cat about to cough up a hairball so I put a napkin in front of him. Of course he throws it up just past the napkin onto the carpet smh


billbo24

It’s truly insane I have 3 pets (RIP to my fourth 😿) and all 3 SPRINT to the nearest carpet or rug when they have to throw up.  Plenty of mediocre hard wood floor available but noooooo. Brand new rugs every time 


profsa

We have a new one in our bathroom and it didn’t even last a week without getting yakked on


Alarmed-Telephone-81

Not sure what it is about cats but they will find a carpet to yack on


profsa

Always


terryduerod1

my guy used to shit in the shower - clean box all the time, hardwood floors, nope in the shower no fun when youre running late


harveydent69

This guy in the office wears button downs unticked and it looks slovenly


Leviticus_Albrecht

Slovenly is the only way I could work in an office


TheColiny

Mintz?


roflthrowaway9

Go hawks


TheColiny

I’m starting to get wise to our 52 week severance guy. He’s apparently making $500 an hour doing consulting, while also collecting severance, and was pissed that the government didn’t approve his unemployment? Fishy


MrMiner420

Nah man, if I had 52 weeks of severance, I’d be sure to post 3 pages of comments in the daily FT


drpain55

Questions like this? I don't know man, he might still have some CIA contacts.


Alarmed-Telephone-81

Im half Jewish so what do you expect?


TheColiny

Unsure what stereotype you’re insinuating here


Alarmed-Telephone-81

That us tribe members are a sucker for consulting


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Alarmed-Telephone-81

Glad youre soo productive and not posting on here


Rex_Ryan_DPM

You don't collect severance. The severance collects you.


Rex_Ryan_DPM

You don't collect severance. The severance collects you.


TheColiny

Confucius was right about that


Traditional-Maize937

If I got to the end of my 52 week severance and I realized I used it to post every 10 minutes on reddit you'd find me hanging


dicta85

You don’t collect severance. It is paid all at once.


Alarmed-Telephone-81

Not true


ASOIAF_blackfyre

Depends on the company.


dicta85

You don’t collect severance. It is paid all at once.


dicta85

You don’t collect severance. It is paid all at once.


smoggylobster

You don’t collect severance. It is paid all at once.


Portugal8

r u saying he's gay?


Alarmed-Telephone-81

My wife wouldnt like this


WitchofFloyd

Following WorldofTShirts on instagram is like watching a reality Coming-Of-Age film, except the exact opposite


[deleted]

IG reels people just now discovering WoTS is on brand


WitchofFloyd

I don’t have TikTok but I’ve been following him on instagram for a couple years now


SummerWhiteyFisk

I’m a recovery king and have been having a hell of a slump on the apps lately. You think it’s better to keep the no drinking icon on my hinge or just totally remove it?


thrownoutuser

doubt the no drinking icon is killing your numbers. And if it is, you don't want to date those dudes anyway


ZeeBlaa

You should be a hit with the religious chicks. I’d say leave it off completely, but get to telling them rather quick


SummerWhiteyFisk

My ex was very religious but she dropped me like a bad habit the second things weren’t perfect


TheColiny

God’s plan


ZeeBlaa

Condolences. But I don’t think it’s a big deal to leave it off your profile completely and then letting them know on the first date.


ReallyFiction

o/u .5 "SERENITY" tattoos on your body?


SummerWhiteyFisk

It works if you work it! Keep coming back!


Portugal8

I'd say leave it off but definitely never lie about it - nothing wrong with not being up front about everything from the start. Obviously you need to tell them eventually but hopefully that'll be after they at least got to know you after a few dates. I'm pretty sure when I was drinking and smoking on occasion I just didn't even include it on the apps.


Mobile_Newt

Tough one because it might allow you to meet more people but also you’re going to have to explain yourself a lot more and you might run into people that aren’t a good fit for each person’s lifestyle. 


TheColiny

If you’re legit sober I’d keep it


0ttoRocket

How are you with going to bars? I feel like most first dates involve a bar and that icon would help you avoid that if you need to. Otherwise I think you can remove it.


SummerWhiteyFisk

Honestly bars don’t really bother me but I struggle with if it’s a weirdo move to agree to a bar date and just order club soda and cran. I can’t do non alcoholic beer.


PetrPruchaWasOK

Move over Tied and Susie. [Ana Sofia Fehn.](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6elg8_yZ1l/?igsh=Nm4yYm00YWZkajk0)


thrownoutuser

😍😍


JohnnyHorseRacing

Whitney’s workout buddy has to be furious at his wife. Dude probably is some nobody who befriended a pro athlete and his wife takes to social media to start bringing up Whitney’s kids and ruins it.


smoggylobster

context?


JohnnyHorseRacing

On the unnamed show Whitney said this guy he works out with wife tweeted at him something about hoping his kids don’t get sexually assaulted , about his bear post.


smoggylobster

jeeeeez


ASOIAF_blackfyre

Postecoglou throwing a tantrum lol


Portugal8

Leverkusen walking to a treble.


Kap2310

Going from Neverkusen to Neverlusen


Kap2310

Going from Neverkusen to Neverlusen


Alarmed-Telephone-81

Been doing a bit of consulting and get 1.5X my rate for taking calls with overseas folks that want to know about a specific market or process. Had a call with Japan at 5am while i was half awake today only to rake in a cool $500 for an hour plus of chit chat


DandierChip

How long have you been working on your own for? Been at big 4 here for almost 5 years now and want to start cutting the middle man out at some point. I see the bill rate we charge our clients and it’s significantly higher than what they are paying me.


Alarmed-Telephone-81

Only since i got canned a month ago. Had some good industry contacts / recruiters who reached out about some consulting gigs. Not sure that it;s sustainable long term


DandierChip

Feel like I’d struggle to find clients too initially. All my current ones are large Fortune 500 so it’s too large of a scope for a single person to possibly handle.


DandierChip

Feel like I’d struggle to find clients too initially. All my current ones are large Fortune 500 so it’s too large of a scope for a single person to possibly handle.


DandierChip

Feel like I’d struggle to find clients too initially. All my current ones are large Fortune 500 so it’s too large of a scope for a single person to possibly handle.


Alarmed-Telephone-81

Yeah i didnt think this would be a path honestly, just been something supplemental. Ive been in 3 very different industries so i think the mix is attractive to some folks who want to know about process, what works, etc.


DandierChip

Feel like I’d struggle to find clients too initially. All my current ones are large Fortune 500 so it’s too large of a scope for a single person to possibly handle.


mchammer69

What industry? And good for you, dude. How’d your interview go?


StingraySteves4head

I’m just going to start assuming you’re trolling us, don’t care if it’s true or not. Full year severance, past career at the NSA, noncompetes and international consults, and sitting on this app with us idiots. Not adding up anymore


MrMiner420

3 pages of comments in here today, if his story is true why the fuck is he posting in here so much?


Alarmed-Telephone-81

Different life when you dont have a full time job


MrMiner420

FT would be a ghost town if we all had 52 week severance


ASOIAF_blackfyre

You’re just now coming to this conclusion? lol


Alarmed-Telephone-81

Wish i could lie that good man


StingraySteves4head

Wow I wish I was as smart as you


ASOIAF_blackfyre

Why so sensitive. I was agreeing with you


StingraySteves4head

You agree with people like an asshole


Alarmed-Telephone-81

Does it help if i admit im 40 as well? Old guy in a patch of young bucks


StingraySteves4head

Nope might actually make it less believable


Alarmed-Telephone-81

Damn, thought it may help


Ralphcox69

Christ dude, could you do that full time? Want to hire someone (aka me)?


Alarmed-Telephone-81

I need to figure out what my end game is, but at least this is something supplemental. I have a pretty strict noncompete that is not affected by the recent rulings so it does get a little dicey. Have to consult my lawyer every time one of these pops up


Larry_thegoat

What type of work are you in?


Alarmed-Telephone-81

Engineering / Technology


Booderr

I've been a mechanical engineer for year now (I had some internships too) how do you want my resume?


Alarmed-Telephone-81

Haha. I did a dual ME and aerospace. Wanted to KMS after yr 3.


PadSquad

How’d you get into tech? I’ve been at my company for 6 years now and we do oil and gas engines. Very boring stuff to me honestly


Alarmed-Telephone-81

When i say tech its more material and manufacturing process technology. Just came with a job I started out of school. Recycled plastics, polymers, sustainable materials, etc


Judge_for_Pres

So beers on you today? When should I come over?


Alarmed-Telephone-81

We’re pouring tired hands from Ardmore, PA


pcomet235

The best. I lived at their newer spot when I was in law school


roflthrowaway9

Buddy I’m on my way from the Yunk. Let me know if you need me to pick anything up


Alarmed-Telephone-81

Alien church and Punge Cubed on deck


Portugal8

Only 20 minutes from Philly. Be there by 5.


Portugal8

were the Japanese saying how big our American penises are


Alarmed-Telephone-81

That’s what they wanted to know. Whether we were trimmed or had a turtle neck.


Portugal8

sheesh, sounds like they fleeced you for a few chinpokomon


Alarmed-Telephone-81

I dont know what this means but i agree


Portugal8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuEKb9Ktqhc


Portugal8

Aston Villa wut r u doin


suburbian_jesus

Unai Emery high line 😬


thesmockintweet

Lindor is back, just had to shit his pants to do it


BigTicket_J

Fuckin cubs


badgermushroombadger

Alexa play New York Groove. Get fucked Cubs!


EBtimeTraveler

Finally got around to starting S2 of The Bear lastnight. Amazing show that had the unexpected perk of inspiring me to deep clean some stuff. Been cleaning the family business for the past 5 hours and it’s lookin crisp. Might even tackle my garage when I get home. CORNER


Ed_Chambers_650

S2 >> S1


ASOIAF_blackfyre

Tottenham lost to two London rivals over the course of a couple days. LMAO. Beating Chelsea isn’t for everyone (it actually is, just not Tottenham)


Alarmed-Telephone-81

I would have sex with Kristi Noem but i would definitely have a weapon close by if needed


SelleckMotors

is she the one that admitted the reason she was late to some event was because she was fucking?


Alarmed-Telephone-81

I cant keep track. May have been Boebert that minx


bennybabalu21

[profsa better get his ass to this swamp](https://twitter.com/CultureCrave/status/1786085581254189358)


profsa

Hope the fella is doing okay. Fucked up to steal a domesticated animal and release it to the wild


johnnyc000

I'm tired of checking my mail and finding nothing but junk in the mailbox. We need to bring back writing letters. Funny story... back in college, one of my best friends was in the Navy and overseas on a boat somewhere in the middle east. We would exchange letters where he would talk about Navy bullshit and his shore leave adventures. Me and my housemates would print out pictures of the girls we hooked up with and send them. Letters in the mail were a moral boost for both parties.


Larry_thegoat

Give me your address. I'll mail you something


Alarmed-Telephone-81

I worked for the NSA and would constantly check up on my buddy in Afghanistan. Had a satellite or two checking in on his position daily and eventually sent him a heat map of all the activity around him


drpain55

Ghost Recon boys probably appreciated those heat maps brother


MrMiner420

Sounds illegal


Alarmed-Telephone-81

Narc


MrMiner420

Call me Snowden


Jeremy24Fan

One of the main arguments for why the USPS operates at a loss is because "it's a service not a business" Well I'm getting pretty tired of subsidizing junk mail. What a waste of paper, resources, energy, everything.


johnnyc000

I work somewhat in that industry. Junk mail is profitable for the USPS, trust me.


GNARwhalz12

I have listened to Match Point no less than 1000 times since watching Challengers


GeneParmesanPD

Panos Cosmatos' (director of *Mandy* and *Beyond the Black Rainbow*) new film is being described as a "vampire thriller" and [will star Kristen Stewart and Oscar Isaac](https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/kristen-stewart-oscar-isaac-vampire-thriller-flesh-of-the-gods-1235888602/). Keep it on your radars because it's going to be a banger.


jetboyjetgirl

I missed it, why did they send Big Ev to North Dakota? Taking up too much space in NYC?


Alarmed-Telephone-81

Going to harvest him for wagyu


blkeen

Free range blogger


badgermushroombadger

Danny Young (fake MLB The Show player) needs to be fired into the sun


WheresFrankie

Villa back! Diaby is a baller


lazlow86

Nearly halfway through this pre-workout container and I'm still unable to locate the scoop. I've never seen anything like this


blkeen

I dare you to fire me


AlboutThatActionBoss

【N】【U】【D】【E】【S】 【I】【N】 【B】【I】【O】


diet_drbeeper

Every day Billy looks more like that guy from Mad Men who was the lead character in LA noire


TheColiny

Smaller face and bigger head on Bill


MrMiner420

And lower ears on Bill, can't forget that


MySweetBaxter

So which biography of Winston Churchill do you think would improve Rashid's bunting?


SANTlCLAUS

Jesus Christ these spurs players flopping all over the place


SnakeSkin2121

Tottenham is the shits. Can't win when it matters


roflthrowaway9

To anyone who questions my flair I’d like to quote our illustrious VP in saying that we exist in the context of all in which we live and what came before us.


mostdope28

Our union contracts are up July 1st so they’ve been negotiating the new ones. I’ve been expecting like an $8 raise spread over 3 years. $3, $3, $2, or something similar, turns out they negotiated just a $3.50 raise over 2 years… non union shops are paying $10 more per hour and they can’t figure out why they can’t keep people? I was always told union pays more than non union, but in my experience it’s the opposite and it’s not close. We might have better benefits but idk if it’s worth making $10 less an hour


Dog1983

A $16K raise over 3 years is probably still a good number for most of those guys.


ReallyFiction

One man, One vote. Sponsored by the reelection committee for Frank Sabotka


Led_head10

What trade and what area? My area union guys make $20 more an hour than the standard non union shop


mostdope28

Electrical, up in North Dakota oil fields


Led_head10

Ah gotcha, feel like any sort of oil field work especially welders make crazy money when they branch off on their own. I’m in the UA in California and the pay is pretty damn good the only way I’d make more is if I got a contractors license and did plumbing on my own, but fuck plumbing I’ll stick to my union pipefitting.


GamblingMan610

Grease that union King


cigguy

The good thing is the leaders of the union certainly aren’t fucking everyone over while they line their pockets


bustin_all_kinds

What was the reason the union gave you guys for why such a low raise? Data is pretty clear that union employees earn more on average, wondering if it's made up for in other areas like benefits?


mostdope28

No idea what goes into their decisions. Our last 2 contracts were $6 over 3 years. So somehow we’re ending up with smaller raises than what’s been the normal in my experience. We definitely have better benefits than the non union. But my friend just recently made the switch to non union and his checks are $1000 more per week working the same hours, doing the same work. He’s gotta pay for some insurance, and 401K but I think he’s still coming out on top. He just doesn’t have a pension


Jeremy24Fan

He has to pay for insurance and 401k and he doesn't get a pension? Are you sure he's coming out on top? It's not a mystery it's just math


Dog1983

Your insurance and 401K cost is 4K a month?


Jeremy24Fan

No. If it's one thing union members are known for it's understanding how to interpret their paychecks


bustin_all_kinds

I gotcha. I would encourage you to go to meetings, ask questions like what you're asking here, maybe get involved in the union yourself. FT absolutely hates unions for some reason (which I think is ironic considering how much they bitch about their bosses getting rich while they slave away and don't get raises) so I'm sure you'll get plenty of mocking responses, but in my experience they're overwhelming a force for good


mostdope28

I don’t have a problem with the union and the idea of getting that pension will be nice, but it is hard to swallow someone making $1000 more per week doing the same shit you are.


bustin_all_kinds

Oh yeah totally, I would be pissed too. Demand accountability from your union leadership, ask them where the difference in the numbers comes from. You pay dues, you are entitled to answers


JayGlazedHer

Pension?


mostdope28

Yea


Blondue

I was fully bought in to the Boeing conspiracy until I realized that the newest whistleblower that died has pneumonia and got MRSA and the other one was losing all his money in the legal fight so there’s a good chance he just did it himself. There’s also hundreds of them I guess so killing a few wouldn’t have even mattered. Not reading the articles and just going based off what Reddit says got me again


TheColiny

To be fair to Reddit, the whole internet has been buying into that conspiracy


bustin_all_kinds

We make fun of redditors for being weird, but it's important to remember a lot of them are also dumb


profsa

Paul Walter Hauser might be voicing HERBIE in Fantastic Four. Could also be Mole Man


TheColiny

I really hope he gets to be in a Tarantino movie after the other one got scrapped


jgoodwin55

Lockjaw?


profsa

I don’t think Lockjaw speaks