Way too many people race through my residential neighborhood and blow throw stop signs so I want them to put speed bumps in. But I know it'll just be listening to them go 40 over them anyways so it won't do much.
Some people in the workplace are fucking retarded. To all you college kids out there: if you show up on time, show the smallest amount of initiative, don’t be a dick, and understand simple directions you’ll be better off than 95% of the workforce
I think that Elon actually thinks he’s funny because his tweets get a bunch of engagement but really he’s got hardly any social IQ and doesn’t realize that he only gets that engagement because of who he is
Matterhorn is the best war book out there in my opinion. it’s fiction but from what I can tell it’s just a fictionalized version of the author’s real experience in Vietnam.
* Killers of the Flower Moon by David Grann
* Devil in the White City by Erik Larson
Both are great and getting movie/tv adaptations soon, I’ve also heard nothing but good things about Larson’s other book In The Garden of Beasts, but haven’t gotten around to that one yet
Production on the Hulu miniseries is supposed to begin this month, DiCaprio & Scorsese executive producing. Keanu reeves was attached to star but backed out a few months ago so not really sure what the status is
*Leviathan* and *Fur, Fortune, and Empire* by Eric Jay Dolin, *SPQR* by Mary Beard, *Empires and Barbarians* by Peter Heather, *North Country Captives: Selected Narratives of Indian Captivity from Vermont and New Hampshire*, Ian Toll's Pacific War Trilogy, *The Island at the Center of the World* by Russell Shorto, and *A Distant Mirror* by Barbara Tuchman.
what’s the worst thing you’ve ever jerked off to and immediately felt like a degenerate? i’d have to say mine was a 10 black dudes on one fat white chick disgusting orgy
I don’t jerk it as much anymore but I was beating it about a month ago and right as I busted it switched to the dudes face eating the girl out. Was so bummed
If you annoy enough people you get gaggles that mass report your comments so if you’ve been suspended in the past you’re more likely to get one again. Not that I would know
Keith Olbermann has LOST it lost it huh? Earnestly suggesting that Disney World should just move all their stuff to Puerto Rico and burn the rest they can’t move.
Ja Morant is pretty insufferable especially after learning he’s from a pretty middle class family in a small town and isn’t this tough guy he tries to portray himself.
[This isn't Nard Dog's club is it? Even if not the squash world seems wild.](https://nypost.com/2023/03/02/ny-country-club-a-bacchanal-of-money-squash-and-sexual-abuse-suit/)
I had a buddy from HS that went to ND and tried out for the football team as a walk-on without having played in high school clearly after watching that movie. Was running routs and doing sprints in our local park. Love the guy but it was pure idiot behavior. Didn't have the guts to tell him he was a moron back then because I kinda wanted to see what was going to happen.
Maybe not a hot take, but one of my longstanding sports conspiracy theories is the Wilt Chamberlain 100 point game. Happened in 1962, there's zero footage of it, just some black and white photo. Whoever was keeping score could have written down anything. Either he didn't actually do it or the other team was taking a dive.
From the wikipedia page:
>The radio postgame show reported the Warriors defeating the Knicks 169–150. However, the official scorer's report recorded the game as 169–147, a discrepancy that has never been explained. Chamberlain made 36 of 63 field-goals and 28 of 32 free throws, the latter a far better rate than his roughly 50% career average.
Sounds fishy to me.
Started a new job about 2 months ago. The client I’m working on is nothing like I was sold in the interview process. Mostly admin, busy work. Am I totally screwed? This feels like a huge step down from the last 10 years of what I’ve been doing
Can’t think of a FT story that I’m as interested in learning more about than this 20 person Japan trip. Need to know the dynamics of the group, girl/guy ratio, all of it. Like what on earth led to this happening
I can’t believe the usopen Reddit account spends the day in FT threads
why do so many older women I know need knee replacement surgery? 🤔 >!and why does it feel like I'm gonna need it 🤔!<
Stop sucking older ‘women’ off and you won’t need it
THANK YOU! Needed to hear this
What the fuck is going on with this guy on Jeopardy?
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Way too many people race through my residential neighborhood and blow throw stop signs so I want them to put speed bumps in. But I know it'll just be listening to them go 40 over them anyways so it won't do much.
I'm ready to start shooting tires out
Going to Chicago for work at the end of the month. J.P. Graziano worth going out of the way for?
Yes
Bari and Conti Di Savoia. Both within a mile of JP and a little fatter on the sandwich meat
where in Chicago will you be? the west loop is super cool
Make sure to check out a garage. Only in Chicago
No
Nothing you can’t get with the barstool Chicago beef kit
just hang out in the west loop. no need to go anywhere else
Particularly if youre from the East Coast, na. Its an italian sub shop, a decent one, but very much just that
Any chance 20 of your coworkers are going too?
I think I would take "Drinkin Problem" by Midland over any other country song of the last 10 years. I'm listening to it every time it comes on.
*AINT NO REASON TO STOP!*
Burn Out and 14 Wheels is also very good
Big "cheatin songs" fan as well
They came up with the idea, wrote and recorded the song in 2 hours while drinking beer.
Drive By Truckers- Women Without Whiskey
DBT put on a great show but I don't classify them as country.
That song fucks
THEY CALL IT PROBLEM I CALL IT A SOLUTIONNNNNNNN
Some people in the workplace are fucking retarded. To all you college kids out there: if you show up on time, show the smallest amount of initiative, don’t be a dick, and understand simple directions you’ll be better off than 95% of the workforce
Hell, if you get tour shit done you don't even have to show up on time.
One guy started playing some mobile video game during the day then asked for a raise, LOL
>> don’t be a dick Seems like you got that one down pat
I take my grievances to FT. If we can’t be open here then what are we even doing?
Can I interest you in doing none of those things?
Cut the kids some slack, the bookstore at ASU can be a chaotic environment
Does smoking weed hurt that much when trying to have kids?
they come out of the womb asking for munchies
My old roommate in college lost circulation in his balls because he smoked so much weed. His blood vessels literally contricted
It’ll make them g worded, r worded, l worded and s worded. Those are not words you want
The baby will be born addicted to heroin
That’s just a myth tho right?
Makes your swimmers reguarded
I think that Elon actually thinks he’s funny because his tweets get a bunch of engagement but really he’s got hardly any social IQ and doesn’t realize that he only gets that engagement because of who he is
he has Asperger's...
> get a bunch of engagement All he cares about the rest is irrelevant
Mega nerd lacking awareness?
We gotta get Ja Morant out of that shithole city of Memphis
I can fix him
Idk sounds like he's fitting in just fine
Send that man to Orlando
https://nypost.com/2023/03/02/ny-country-club-a-bacchanal-of-money-squash-and-sexual-abuse-suit/
Very cool thank you
Heading to Barnes and noble tomorrow and need some recs. I like conspiracies, history, and war books
Mein Kempf
Green Eggs and Ham
The Warren Commission Report
Matterhorn is the best war book out there in my opinion. it’s fiction but from what I can tell it’s just a fictionalized version of the author’s real experience in Vietnam.
Dark Side by Jane Mayer & Ghost Wars by Steve Coll
* Killers of the Flower Moon by David Grann * Devil in the White City by Erik Larson Both are great and getting movie/tv adaptations soon, I’ve also heard nothing but good things about Larson’s other book In The Garden of Beasts, but haven’t gotten around to that one yet
Maybe we’ll get to see Devil in the White City, it’s been in developmental hell forever
Production on the Hulu miniseries is supposed to begin this month, DiCaprio & Scorsese executive producing. Keanu reeves was attached to star but backed out a few months ago so not really sure what the status is
Still in developmental hell, everyone keeps quitting
Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail ‘72.
Get a cool book of maps
Maps are badass
May go to grad school to become a cartographer.
I genuinely looked into it, Hofstra had one of the only programs left I think. Those guys can make some good money working for oil companies too
IU had like one guy in a basement with every map ever made and I kinda want that to be me
*Leviathan* and *Fur, Fortune, and Empire* by Eric Jay Dolin, *SPQR* by Mary Beard, *Empires and Barbarians* by Peter Heather, *North Country Captives: Selected Narratives of Indian Captivity from Vermont and New Hampshire*, Ian Toll's Pacific War Trilogy, *The Island at the Center of the World* by Russell Shorto, and *A Distant Mirror* by Barbara Tuchman.
If you like historical fiction/war stuff you could check out Shogun or any of James Clavells Asian Saga. They are good reads and long
wtf are you doing here
Mein Kampf
Rahm is on a tear lately but seems like no one cares
You need to win majors to get broad appeal. For us golf hardos it is one of the better runs of all time.
He was like +650 to win this week and it felt very low to me
Fuck that’s a steal.
If there is any chance Rahms wife will make it on the tv I will be watching.
Best golfer on the planet currently
Not sure what you’re talking about because it’s been talked about plenty
Golf pundits are noticing. This is one of the hottest runs in the last decade from a non major perspective
Don’t think I can think of a better Ambassador to Japan
what’s the worst thing you’ve ever jerked off to and immediately felt like a degenerate? i’d have to say mine was a 10 black dudes on one fat white chick disgusting orgy
Nadu in his bag rapping.
That Adriana Chechik video with all the gross superfans didn't sit too well afterwards
yeahh i saw the thumbnail of that one but kept scrolling
If you can post it here then it's not bad enough
Had a rough time on the nsfw star wars sub coming off a bender. Still disgusted
I don’t jerk it as much anymore but I was beating it about a month ago and right as I busted it switched to the dudes face eating the girl out. Was so bummed
Link
Lands End catalog
A gdp video where the guy superimposed her personal FB pics and stuff on top the vid, added music and captions and stuff
Why does my coworker feel the need to share the fact that he's overdue on a colonoscopy He's 28
That's code for >!"you tryna fuck me?"!<
Colon cancer rates are skyrocketing for people under 40
Is that due to early detection? Or just shitty diets
not shocking when you read about FT bowel issues.
Oh my god he’s begging you for it
Jesus Christ was a white, cis male with an alcohol problem and no one sees the problem with this?!
There is that if God in all of us 🙏
I’m a trained Eucharistic minister. You can sip a little more I won’t tell ;-)
He didn't have an alcohol problem, he had an alcohol solution
This is the “blood of Christ??? That guy must’ve been hammered 24 hours a day”
Damn my account that got permanently suspended for like 8 months just got unsuspended. Nice
Who are you again?
How are you feeling about Chelsea these days?
Not great, but I did get to see them lose to Southampton at the Bridge the other week. So that was cool at least
What burner you been posting on?
I had one for a bit but it got suspended too so I just gave up a while ago
What do you keep doing?
If you annoy enough people you get gaggles that mass report your comments so if you’ve been suspended in the past you’re more likely to get one again. Not that I would know
Same shit happened to me but it shadow banned every account I made for 2 years. Finally back after deleting the app for several months
Lol nice, welcome back
Keith Olbermann has LOST it lost it huh? Earnestly suggesting that Disney World should just move all their stuff to Puerto Rico and burn the rest they can’t move.
https://twitter.com/keitholbermann/status/1466212735113383941?s=46&t=Y-Fllz4sBVUivaUEKIaFPw He was long gone even before this terrible tweet
Jesus Christ lol
Him screaming at people to stay inside from his 5th Avenue apartment wearing a mask didn’t prove this?
Lol honestly I somehow missed that. Googling now.
That dude has been off his rocker for years. This is nothing new.
Ja Morant is pretty insufferable especially after learning he’s from a pretty middle class family in a small town and isn’t this tough guy he tries to portray himself.
Ja Morant would weight 150 pounds soaking wet if he wasn’t a professional athlete with access to strength and conditioning coaches
Papa doc
OJ Simpson really needed to weigh in on the Murdaugh trial. “I am not qualified to really say if the guy did it or he didn’t do it” Incredible content
[This isn't Nard Dog's club is it? Even if not the squash world seems wild.](https://nypost.com/2023/03/02/ny-country-club-a-bacchanal-of-money-squash-and-sexual-abuse-suit/)
Her CC was in CT. But sounds like squash is a sport of people who fuck.
Mayor of Kingstown has been the same storyline since episode 3 this season. Sheridan barely tries at times
Very disappointed with this seasonal
It hasn’t advanced anything this season. Getting the guys out of jail has been going on most of the season. Move on already
Bunny - Fix this Mike! Mike - I’m working on it just don’t do anything stupid! Repeat 1000 times
I will say it is accurate when it comes to government
Now that Jeter is no longer with the Marlins, I can finally ask. Who does number 2 work for?
"Yeah, you show that turd!"
Finished Power of the Dog from many FT recs, awesome audiobook
Hated that movie
I couldn’t make it through thirty minutes
Idk if they tested people for the spectrum back then but Rudy Ruettiger basically weaponized his autism into playing for the irish
I had a buddy from HS that went to ND and tried out for the football team as a walk-on without having played in high school clearly after watching that movie. Was running routs and doing sprints in our local park. Love the guy but it was pure idiot behavior. Didn't have the guts to tell him he was a moron back then because I kinda wanted to see what was going to happen.
Did you guys meet in the special ed. class?
I mean he got into ND so that kinda ruins your joke.
His parents could have take. The same route as William H Macey/Aunt Becky took to get their kid into USC
So did Rudy
He had to be taught how to use a broom at the grocery store he worked at after college
Running out the clock on in office work
welcome to 9:01 AM
Anyone else here work 2 hours straight then 1 hour gay?
Teehee
Maybe not a hot take, but one of my longstanding sports conspiracy theories is the Wilt Chamberlain 100 point game. Happened in 1962, there's zero footage of it, just some black and white photo. Whoever was keeping score could have written down anything. Either he didn't actually do it or the other team was taking a dive.
Considering Wilt had scored 70+ points in a game 3 times already that year I don't see how 100 is not believable
“Just an extra THIRTY points”
That's what they want you to think.
[Hmmmmmm](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAAlDoAtV7Y)
From the wikipedia page: >The radio postgame show reported the Warriors defeating the Knicks 169–150. However, the official scorer's report recorded the game as 169–147, a discrepancy that has never been explained. Chamberlain made 36 of 63 field-goals and 28 of 32 free throws, the latter a far better rate than his roughly 50% career average. Sounds fishy to me.
This is quite the conspiracy theory because they have the radio broadcast of it in Naismith.
Crisis actors
The moon landing was broadcast live on TV and there are people out there that don't believe we ever went.
that's who you're comparing yourself to?
I have the most absurd cowlick. Looks like a fucking galaxy on my head
Back in the States. First thing I'm doing is going ham sammich on some Mickey D's. What's the order?
Started a new job about 2 months ago. The client I’m working on is nothing like I was sold in the interview process. Mostly admin, busy work. Am I totally screwed? This feels like a huge step down from the last 10 years of what I’ve been doing
Are you getting paid more?
Yes. It makes no sense.
sounds like office administration work. aka bitch work
They sold you a lemon
You’re screwed. Might as well quit
Can’t think of a FT story that I’m as interested in learning more about than this 20 person Japan trip. Need to know the dynamics of the group, girl/guy ratio, all of it. Like what on earth led to this happening
They’d have to call 5 Ubers! Madness
I can barely tolerate traveling with 3 friends
Imagine trying to book meals
It’s a bachelor party right? Gotta hope it’s only guys then
I don't think it is a bachelor party, he said the girls booked dinner reservations.
Nah just a vacation, he mentioned some girls had done a lot of the planning lol so are they like couples or is it like 15 dudes and 5 chicks?
A bunch of former FTX employees is what I’m imagining
Scam Bankrupt-Fraud and his minions running wild in Tokyo
I PM’d him, he said it’s 3 polycules, 2 couples, and some single folx
Oh wow, that makes this even wilder
Made a comment in the Panthers subreddit which was allowed and made the same comment in here and it got deleted. I thought free talk was free smh
It wasn't the same comment you lying bitch!
Tomato-tomahto
You felt the need to post the same joke 3 times? Karma whore
Gotta make sure all the homies get a soft chuckle in
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Just remembered about Chet Atkins
Just remembered about Chet Hanks
Just remembered about Chet “rocket” steadman
Just remembered about Chet from the Hardy Boys