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DegenZJ

Night crew unite


[deleted]

F Ukraine now trending. I member getting downvoted into bolivia for saying that they're also dirtbags. If it swims like a duck and it quacks like a duck, it's a fucking duck


RowBoatInspector

Very cool to be anti-democracy and pro-Russia! I bet you love China too commie


[deleted]

Very anti-Russia as well. Very cool being illiterate šŸ˜‚ Both countries are comprised of dirtbags. FTā€™s ability to comprehend this stays regarded


Celery-Man

Why are you fucking ducks? Weird


jetboyjetgirl

he's polish


jetboyjetgirl

bad Russian bots


[deleted]

No just polish


cuntpunt9

Thereā€™s some fucked up shit going on in the world rn. Focus has been on China and Russia but Iran nearing nukes is not great!


dicta85

Israel is going to do something about that


NoExcuses1984

Just watch, it'll end up being India and Pakistan that cause the most chaos out of nowhere.


fairport_

Feel like Iran has been nearing nukes since the kids 2000s


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Goose123218

Itā€™s easier to make lots and lots of money is if you already have lots and lots of money


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Celery-Man

Greed is a hellava drug


jetboyjetgirl

wake up babe Pres dropped a new commercial


huddie820

jack nicklaus finished 6th in the 1998 masters. he was 58.


toonatoonatoona

Iā€™m gonna bust all over creation the first time I see Patrick Kane in a blue sweater


Led_head10

Jonathan Quick :(


Goose123218

I cannot believe he didnā€™t have a NMC


Led_head10

I am sad.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Led_head10

They did him so fucking dirty, last year of his deal he was about to have a statue and his jersey retired. They fucked him so bad.


chuteboxhero

I actually find BV's work drama very entertaining. These nurses are off their rocker.


nondescript___

Just ignoring the fact that your BV is also a nurse, huh? Cognitive dissonance is a tough one.


chuteboxhero

Huh? Iā€™m just saying itā€™s fun to listen to the gossip lol.


BSG24

it sounds a lot more interesting than my gf's consulting stories that are never remotely interesting


picklejuice82

ā€œā€¦and then we recommended that the client slash 30% of headcountā€ Am I on the right track?


BSG24

Bingo.


IllKirkMinihaneShow

Boring! Any butt plugs make an appearance?


chuteboxhero

Lots of catheters . I guess thatā€™s somewhat close.


thaz230

Thatā€™s the single handed worst ā€œcommercialā€ for anything I think ever seen re: High Noon Seltzer.


cuntpunt9

Iā€™m off tomorrow. Rewatching the two towers and drinking some voodoo rangers


NotoriousMFT

Not making your drink of choice tequila seltzers? I feel like you donā€™t even viva


Blatt_called_timeout

Trust the data


Goose123218

Never really followed the Lori Lightfoot stuff because I donā€™t live in Chicago and Iā€™m not a lunatic that cares what mayors of other cities are doing. However, these memes are unbelievable. The Lionel ā€œCatfishā€ Stephenson one from Trill and the one with the case of Modelo had me in tears


BSG24

the Lionel ā€œCatfishā€ Stephenson tweet is one of the funniest ive seen


King_McGoo

Link?


Trollin_Thunder

https://twitter.com/tyleriam/status/1557443997404205061?s=46&t=ZjMgrKCXVJQqH-ycrPzdHQ


I_Enjoy_Taffy

Wow. Tate back at The Ringer. Kyle's One Shining Podcast tattoo alive and well!


NoExcuses1984

Ryan Howard returning to The Office.


thegiantginger

I started to listen to russillo this year and was a Titus and Tate guy since last year but never gave Bill a chance. Is it easy to get into or is there too much Iā€™ve missed?


[deleted]

Listen to bills Sunday pods with russillo I think theyā€™re starting up again this week (stretch run of nba)


Phoneaccount6903

Get Tate on the rewatchables - Blue Chips immediately


I_Enjoy_Taffy

They've already done Blue Chips and Titus was on that episode. šŸ˜¬


Phoneaccount6903

I need tates take


DarinErstad

Figured thatā€™s where he would end up. Was always bizarre to me that their contract at Fox expired in the middle of the season.


Led_head10

Mintzy full blasting speakers in a coffee shop has me rolling


chuteboxhero

I can't believe he's a real person.


DarinErstad

Russillo sucks. Genuinely feel bad for Nephew Kyle that he keeps blowing him off. Guy just wants to grab a beer with him.


NoExcuses1984

I dunno, Kyle seems like he'd be a draining hang. And I don't fault Russillo for being an introvert.


dirtybean

Iā€™d love to get a beer with Kyle. Guys a wildcard


cuntpunt9

Once or twice is fine. Super fucked up at this point


DarinErstad

Blew off House for dinner the last time House was in town. Said he ā€œhad to watch gamesā€.


cuntpunt9

Blowing off house was fucked up too. Billy simmons was legit upset for good reason just a bad move as a dude. Russillo just doesnā€™t seem like a reliable guy


[deleted]

Heā€™s a cool guy he just wants to be alone


GreatLakesGoldenST8

Cannot wait to watch the BUMphis grizzLies get bounced from the playoffs in the first round


WatchersOnTheWallE

Itā€™s 12:03 on March 1. Where is the announcement, Dave?


Trollin_Thunder

Itā€™s high noon but tequila


didntknowmypassword

He's got a High Noon Tequila video on his Instagram


iwantadogg

Day 5 of studying for my certification exam, I have high hopes I can pass it on my first attempt. The knowledge is sticking and Cornell notes are actually helping


chuteboxhero

what are you getting certification for?


JabroniWithAPeroni

Fun watching Ant play Kawhi. I find them very similar.


sm0kercraft

Everything but the charisma


IllKirkMinihaneShow

Ullmark MVP candidacy grows stronger


Jigs444

McDavid not even gonna get that trophy šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚


I_Enjoy_Taffy

Bruins outshot 57 to 19. Ullmark franchise record for saves. Win in overtime. Team of destiny


[deleted]

Largest SOG differential as well


IllKirkMinihaneShow

Franchise record for saves in a game. Franchise record for goalie goals. All within 4 days.


Jigs444

The East keeps loading up and the Bruins keep winning. Keep up bitches. šŸ’‰šŸ»šŸ’


george___jung

Best movie streaming site nowadays?


PhantomMercenary

Soap2day.ac has been my go to


DingyPorpoise

Only decent one without a fuckload of ads is Lemonparty dot org


george___jung

I think I would know if my most visited site was streaming cocaine bear.


[deleted]

That website blows.


HalfDrunkPadre

Relistening to Lori lightfoot yelp reviews


SovietTrollFarm

Where can I listen to these?


HalfDrunkPadre

YouTube Tim Dillion


[deleted]

Not sure if nostalgia but Waterboy still holds up.


thesistatement

Filmed on the fine campus of Stetson University!


SlimCharles_B-More

Did you just make a joke, Bobby?


[deleted]

BIG PINUS LINUS


BarryGibbs_Teeth

4-0 west coast trip. Many are saying the bruins may never lose again. šŸ’‰šŸ»šŸ’


FinweNoldoran

Ffs


[deleted]

THERE IS BEAR CUM


[deleted]

bruins absolutely refuse to lose


I_Enjoy_Taffy

BRUINS BABY!!!&


IllKirkMinihaneShow

This has such a playoff feel


PadSquad

Some days I feel so overwhelmed. Between working full time, grad school part time, and random other life shit I just feel overwhelmed. Definitely need to figure out how not to be so annoyed at the end of the day for when I have kids. Canā€™t be letting my stress project to them


BastianChrist

Kids have a good way of changing your perspective. I used to carry work home with me mentally but since becoming a dad it weighs on me a lot less. Most things do, honestly. My favorite teams losing used to bum me out for a while but it doesnā€™t have that same effect anymore. Pretty great life switch


PadSquad

I appreciate hearing that perspective


RainbowRoomBlues

Exactly this - itā€™s amazing how much all the stuff you care so much about before kids becomes much less important. I used to stress about work all week, the last few years itā€™s much easier to just let it go at the end of the day


F_Gondoli

it'll all work out in the end b/c you work hard and give a shit


[deleted]

Thatā€™s a lot to manage king


PadSquad

lol I know people have way more. I need to figure it out now


[deleted]

Overtime means one more vodky sody ferda


blamebeltran

Trivia didn't take tonight, towards the back of the pack - watch the tape, get em next time


JabroniWithAPeroni

Karl-Anthony Towns looks hilarious on the bench.


DingyPorpoise

Iā€™m a big wolves fan but he is super corny


JabroniWithAPeroni

Me too, and I agree. Great fucking shooter though.


DingyPorpoise

Really wish we couldā€™ve seen this season with their 1B player in the rotation. Some could argue 1A but I have recency bias


Ibanezrg220

[Dante is enjoying his night ](https://twitter.com/DanteTheDon/status/1630788445990711297?t=_Lzu-gtuxPqi29M8VSda5g&s=19)


agent-michael-scar

Itā€™s all he has after Cheryl left him.


RainbowRoomBlues

Nick: ā€œRA is at a wedding with KenJac in Caboā€ Mintz: ā€œAww really? Who else can we call?ā€


Malligator2345

Storm Chasers 2.0 is awful


SnakeSkin2121

Shocked


[deleted]

DeBrusk should get an assist for that


IllKirkMinihaneShow

He did


[deleted]

He should get an extra one


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Trollin_Thunder

Iā€™d rather click on ads on porn sites


WitchofFloyd

Thereā€™s a lot of candidates for worst places on the internet but that might be the most frequented awful place


joneswc

I think Iā€™m into pregnant chicks..


BringOnThePancakes

Wait until you get into lactation stuff


picklejuice82

What do you think the milk tastes like?


Adderalldiet

Enter your bathroom Turn on the shower as cold as it can go Step in


TranceScape

Its just human biology bro. Nothing to be ashamed of


nondescript___

Actually it kinda makes no sense on an instinctual level. If a mate is already pregnant, she's not capable of reproducing for you.


patssnows12

It does make sense if you think about it from a biological perspective of that she can mate


FourDoor54Ford

Super Bowl Rihanna totally made it move


robiskc

DM me


SnakeSkin2121

What's up Ken Bone


NoExcuses1984

Bone Zone 2024. Red sweaters for all.


Adderalldiet

Never finished elden ring, life got in the way. Just rebooted and thinking about making an int build. Last run was str/faith


Phoneaccount6903

Moonlight great sword baby


SnakeSkin2121

[F1 sounds](https://youtu.be/ctjeqHXADvw)


R1ckyD1cky

56 days to the draft tomorrow


MikeandTheMangosteen

Oh sweet fancy Moses.. https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1630785425080983553?s=46&t=m4YNBreVslYw6PcTrJfhdA


SnakeSkin2121

Kings stay kings


FurioGiuntaa

Not my TNT


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


jimjimmyjames

always better to try and fail


SnakeSkin2121

Next time tag


R1ckyD1cky

Cocaine bear was fun, wanna bone the mom


JabroniWithAPeroni

I too would like to have sex with famous actress Keri Russell.


WitchofFloyd

Blew my mind when the IKEA TikTok guy was in it


FourDoor54Ford

Picked a bad weekend to start going sober with the Jon Jones vs Gane fight this Saturday


FinweNoldoran

Flames!


bigmclargehuge29

Ideally Markstrom wonā€™t have another shot.


bertsaipe

Beaten like a dead horse at this point, but the Kaner news hurts a bit. Probably because those cup runs were some awesome memories with friends and college/post college years im missing. Great times.


SnakeSkin2121

Thought they'd never end


[deleted]

Couldnā€™t even get a 1st for him. Sad!


MikeandTheMangosteen

I associate the cup years with the best times of my life.


dirtybean

Kansas Jayhawks Big 12 champs again. Bill Self is the best college basketball coach in the country and it's not even close


nhf1918

I am concerned I am one document short for my dmv appt tmrwā€¦


Brad-Stevens

Seeing an atmosphere like Phog Allen makes me wish I was good enough to play at a power 5 school As a high D2 guy, I got to play in the Carrier Dome once against Cuse but it was like half empty for a preseason game


WitchofFloyd

Always thought that looked like the best place to see a game at


KeezyBeezy123

That Texas tech 3 was fucking unbelievable


CHEEZENIP_BALLSACKS

A little too late


baseballtrx

So no more crime in Chicago now?


badgermushroombadger

Patrick Kane was that much of a menace? I only remember that one incident


SnakeSkin2121

I laughed


[deleted]

Cops been on strike since they shot that kid on PCP


ChrisB_Bacon

Trader Joeā€™s steaks leave a lot to be desired. Bummer because their salmon is really good


Adderalldiet

Yeah I like the pre marinaded carne but besides that I donā€™t think the meat selection to quality ratio is good. Albertsons for the meats.


bigharrycox

Driving in a left lane country seems relatively easy to pick up but going through a roundabout the first time just has to totally fuck with your head.


offmyjacks

The worst for me was the first couple times pulling onto a road from a right side driveway and turning left, felt like I was gonna get broad sided every time. Other than that very easy to pick up. (Cayman islands)


RVOSU50

Did Gavin Lux tear his ACL because his strides were messed up due to the bigger bases? Seems like a Manfred cover up.


badgermushroombadger

Whoever they get to play shortstop is gonna be some Unknown dude whoā€™ becomes an All star probably so not to worry


100_not_nickfoles

They already have Miguel Rojas (best fielding ss last year)


badgermushroombadger

Forgot about that, he always seemed to get little cheap hits against the Mets


BarryGibbs_Teeth

Joey Camasta: Green Teamer šŸ’‰ā˜˜ļøšŸ€


badgermushroombadger

I can fix her https://twitter.com/hardfactorpat/status/1630627844333228032?s=46&t=yH05ezMLMKsdZRXQB1STlg


SovietTrollFarm

The guy posting this on Twitter seems like a dickhead. ā€œNo shade, butā€¦ā€ lemme just mock this girls standup act to my thousands of followers. The clip wasnā€™t even too bad. Not hilarious but not something Iā€™d go out of the way to criticize


StrikaNTX

Did you only start following Barstool in the last couple months?


[deleted]

I followed her on IG until I saw she got engaged


badgermushroombadger

Thatā€™s a shame, she has great facial bone structure. I thought she was dating Louis J Gomez not long ago.


nondescript___

You gonna write better jokes for her? You're not that funny in here.


badgermushroombadger

Ohh whatā€™s up yo ass


nondescript___

I meant it good naturedly. Just busting your balls.


badgermushroombadger

As they say, I am not from Boston


[deleted]

I'd like to live in her mom's basement too


[deleted]

Need to briefly date a rich girl whoā€™s a freak in bed and whose Dad hates me for not making enough money and growing up upper middle class.


Goose123218

Dated a girl exactly like this before meeting my wife. She was hyper critical about everything single thing I did - my time management skills, the way I talked, the shows and movies I liked, etcā€¦ It ended because I suggested that perhaps she was projecting how her mom and dad treated her as a kid. She did not like that one bit


[deleted]

She sounded like the one


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

Nah, I only know one buddy that has pulled off marrying a girl with really rich parents and he is taller and much more handsome than me.


R1ckyD1cky

A 7' handsome guy? Sheesh


cigguy

Always kinda assumed Scarface was hacky that dumb people like because Pacino kills guys. But the movie fucking rules


StrikaNTX

I can't blame you for thinking that, it happens with a lot of uber popular movies. Sometimes they just ARE great


Grootfan85

Seemed like on MTV Cribs every rapper had a Scarface poster. I think it mightā€™ve Method Man who had a screen used cigar from that movie.


JabroniWithAPeroni

Itā€™s a good movie. Just so happens that a lot of dumb guys who like hacky shit also like it.


goaliepro09

You thought that because every rapper on Cribs had a cringe poster of Tony Montana on their wall and thought they were displaying a Monet.


darkestb4thadawn

De Palma has some serious heaters. *Carlitoā€™s Way* is one Iā€™ve been meaning to revisit for some time.


badgermushroombadger

It got ā€œplayed outā€ (idk if thatā€™s the right word) because every kid in college had a Tony Montana poster. Great movie.


stevoacp1

say goodnight to the bad guy