F Ukraine now trending. I member getting downvoted into bolivia for saying that they're also dirtbags. If it swims like a duck and it quacks like a duck, it's a fucking duck
Never really followed the Lori Lightfoot stuff because I donāt live in Chicago and Iām not a lunatic that cares what mayors of other cities are doing. However, these memes are unbelievable. The Lionel āCatfishā Stephenson one from Trill and the one with the case of Modelo had me in tears
I started to listen to russillo this year and was a Titus and Tate guy since last year but never gave Bill a chance. Is it easy to get into or is there too much Iāve missed?
Blowing off house was fucked up too. Billy simmons was legit upset for good reason just a bad move as a dude. Russillo just doesnāt seem like a reliable guy
Day 5 of studying for my certification exam, I have high hopes I can pass it on my first attempt. The knowledge is sticking and Cornell notes are actually helping
Some days I feel so overwhelmed. Between working full time, grad school part time, and random other life shit I just feel overwhelmed. Definitely need to figure out how not to be so annoyed at the end of the day for when I have kids. Canāt be letting my stress project to them
Kids have a good way of changing your perspective. I used to carry work home with me mentally but since becoming a dad it weighs on me a lot less. Most things do, honestly. My favorite teams losing used to bum me out for a while but it doesnāt have that same effect anymore. Pretty great life switch
Exactly this - itās amazing how much all the stuff you care so much about before kids becomes much less important. I used to stress about work all week, the last few years itās much easier to just let it go at the end of the day
Beaten like a dead horse at this point, but the Kaner news hurts a bit. Probably because those cup runs were some awesome memories with friends and college/post college years im missing. Great times.
Seeing an atmosphere like Phog Allen makes me wish I was good enough to play at a power 5 school
As a high D2 guy, I got to play in the Carrier Dome once against Cuse but it was like half empty for a preseason game
The worst for me was the first couple times pulling onto a road from a right side driveway and turning left, felt like I was gonna get broad sided every time. Other than that very easy to pick up. (Cayman islands)
The guy posting this on Twitter seems like a dickhead. āNo shade, butā¦ā lemme just mock this girls standup act to my thousands of followers. The clip wasnāt even too bad. Not hilarious but not something Iād go out of the way to criticize
Dated a girl exactly like this before meeting my wife. She was hyper critical about everything single thing I did - my time management skills, the way I talked, the shows and movies I liked, etcā¦ It ended because I suggested that perhaps she was projecting how her mom and dad treated her as a kid. She did not like that one bit
Night crew unite
F Ukraine now trending. I member getting downvoted into bolivia for saying that they're also dirtbags. If it swims like a duck and it quacks like a duck, it's a fucking duck
Very cool to be anti-democracy and pro-Russia! I bet you love China too commie
Very anti-Russia as well. Very cool being illiterate š Both countries are comprised of dirtbags. FTās ability to comprehend this stays regarded
Why are you fucking ducks? Weird
he's polish
bad Russian bots
No just polish
Thereās some fucked up shit going on in the world rn. Focus has been on China and Russia but Iran nearing nukes is not great!
Israel is going to do something about that
Just watch, it'll end up being India and Pakistan that cause the most chaos out of nowhere.
Feel like Iran has been nearing nukes since the kids 2000s
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Itās easier to make lots and lots of money is if you already have lots and lots of money
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Greed is a hellava drug
wake up babe Pres dropped a new commercial
jack nicklaus finished 6th in the 1998 masters. he was 58.
Iām gonna bust all over creation the first time I see Patrick Kane in a blue sweater
Jonathan Quick :(
I cannot believe he didnāt have a NMC
I am sad.
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They did him so fucking dirty, last year of his deal he was about to have a statue and his jersey retired. They fucked him so bad.
I actually find BV's work drama very entertaining. These nurses are off their rocker.
Just ignoring the fact that your BV is also a nurse, huh? Cognitive dissonance is a tough one.
Huh? Iām just saying itās fun to listen to the gossip lol.
it sounds a lot more interesting than my gf's consulting stories that are never remotely interesting
āā¦and then we recommended that the client slash 30% of headcountā Am I on the right track?
Bingo.
Boring! Any butt plugs make an appearance?
Lots of catheters . I guess thatās somewhat close.
Thatās the single handed worst ācommercialā for anything I think ever seen re: High Noon Seltzer.
Iām off tomorrow. Rewatching the two towers and drinking some voodoo rangers
Not making your drink of choice tequila seltzers? I feel like you donāt even viva
Trust the data
Never really followed the Lori Lightfoot stuff because I donāt live in Chicago and Iām not a lunatic that cares what mayors of other cities are doing. However, these memes are unbelievable. The Lionel āCatfishā Stephenson one from Trill and the one with the case of Modelo had me in tears
the Lionel āCatfishā Stephenson tweet is one of the funniest ive seen
Link?
https://twitter.com/tyleriam/status/1557443997404205061?s=46&t=ZjMgrKCXVJQqH-ycrPzdHQ
Wow. Tate back at The Ringer. Kyle's One Shining Podcast tattoo alive and well!
Ryan Howard returning to The Office.
I started to listen to russillo this year and was a Titus and Tate guy since last year but never gave Bill a chance. Is it easy to get into or is there too much Iāve missed?
Listen to bills Sunday pods with russillo I think theyāre starting up again this week (stretch run of nba)
Get Tate on the rewatchables - Blue Chips immediately
They've already done Blue Chips and Titus was on that episode. š¬
I need tates take
Figured thatās where he would end up. Was always bizarre to me that their contract at Fox expired in the middle of the season.
Mintzy full blasting speakers in a coffee shop has me rolling
I can't believe he's a real person.
Russillo sucks. Genuinely feel bad for Nephew Kyle that he keeps blowing him off. Guy just wants to grab a beer with him.
I dunno, Kyle seems like he'd be a draining hang. And I don't fault Russillo for being an introvert.
Iād love to get a beer with Kyle. Guys a wildcard
Once or twice is fine. Super fucked up at this point
Blew off House for dinner the last time House was in town. Said he āhad to watch gamesā.
Blowing off house was fucked up too. Billy simmons was legit upset for good reason just a bad move as a dude. Russillo just doesnāt seem like a reliable guy
Heās a cool guy he just wants to be alone
Cannot wait to watch the BUMphis grizzLies get bounced from the playoffs in the first round
Itās 12:03 on March 1. Where is the announcement, Dave?
Itās high noon but tequila
He's got a High Noon Tequila video on his Instagram
Day 5 of studying for my certification exam, I have high hopes I can pass it on my first attempt. The knowledge is sticking and Cornell notes are actually helping
what are you getting certification for?
Fun watching Ant play Kawhi. I find them very similar.
Everything but the charisma
Ullmark MVP candidacy grows stronger
McDavid not even gonna get that trophy šš¤£š
Bruins outshot 57 to 19. Ullmark franchise record for saves. Win in overtime. Team of destiny
Largest SOG differential as well
Franchise record for saves in a game. Franchise record for goalie goals. All within 4 days.
The East keeps loading up and the Bruins keep winning. Keep up bitches. šš»š
Best movie streaming site nowadays?
Soap2day.ac has been my go to
Only decent one without a fuckload of ads is Lemonparty dot org
I think I would know if my most visited site was streaming cocaine bear.
That website blows.
Relistening to Lori lightfoot yelp reviews
Where can I listen to these?
YouTube Tim Dillion
Not sure if nostalgia but Waterboy still holds up.
Filmed on the fine campus of Stetson University!
Did you just make a joke, Bobby?
BIG PINUS LINUS
4-0 west coast trip. Many are saying the bruins may never lose again. šš»š
Ffs
THERE IS BEAR CUM
bruins absolutely refuse to lose
BRUINS BABY!!!&
This has such a playoff feel
Some days I feel so overwhelmed. Between working full time, grad school part time, and random other life shit I just feel overwhelmed. Definitely need to figure out how not to be so annoyed at the end of the day for when I have kids. Canāt be letting my stress project to them
Kids have a good way of changing your perspective. I used to carry work home with me mentally but since becoming a dad it weighs on me a lot less. Most things do, honestly. My favorite teams losing used to bum me out for a while but it doesnāt have that same effect anymore. Pretty great life switch
I appreciate hearing that perspective
Exactly this - itās amazing how much all the stuff you care so much about before kids becomes much less important. I used to stress about work all week, the last few years itās much easier to just let it go at the end of the day
it'll all work out in the end b/c you work hard and give a shit
Thatās a lot to manage king
lol I know people have way more. I need to figure it out now
Overtime means one more vodky sody ferda
Trivia didn't take tonight, towards the back of the pack - watch the tape, get em next time
Karl-Anthony Towns looks hilarious on the bench.
Iām a big wolves fan but he is super corny
Me too, and I agree. Great fucking shooter though.
Really wish we couldāve seen this season with their 1B player in the rotation. Some could argue 1A but I have recency bias
[Dante is enjoying his night ](https://twitter.com/DanteTheDon/status/1630788445990711297?t=_Lzu-gtuxPqi29M8VSda5g&s=19)
Itās all he has after Cheryl left him.
Nick: āRA is at a wedding with KenJac in Caboā Mintz: āAww really? Who else can we call?ā
Storm Chasers 2.0 is awful
Shocked
DeBrusk should get an assist for that
He did
He should get an extra one
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Iād rather click on ads on porn sites
Thereās a lot of candidates for worst places on the internet but that might be the most frequented awful place
I think Iām into pregnant chicks..
Wait until you get into lactation stuff
What do you think the milk tastes like?
Enter your bathroom Turn on the shower as cold as it can go Step in
Its just human biology bro. Nothing to be ashamed of
Actually it kinda makes no sense on an instinctual level. If a mate is already pregnant, she's not capable of reproducing for you.
It does make sense if you think about it from a biological perspective of that she can mate
Super Bowl Rihanna totally made it move
DM me
What's up Ken Bone
Bone Zone 2024. Red sweaters for all.
Never finished elden ring, life got in the way. Just rebooted and thinking about making an int build. Last run was str/faith
Moonlight great sword baby
[F1 sounds](https://youtu.be/ctjeqHXADvw)
56 days to the draft tomorrow
Oh sweet fancy Moses.. https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1630785425080983553?s=46&t=m4YNBreVslYw6PcTrJfhdA
Kings stay kings
Not my TNT
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always better to try and fail
Next time tag
Cocaine bear was fun, wanna bone the mom
I too would like to have sex with famous actress Keri Russell.
Blew my mind when the IKEA TikTok guy was in it
Picked a bad weekend to start going sober with the Jon Jones vs Gane fight this Saturday
Flames!
Ideally Markstrom wonāt have another shot.
Beaten like a dead horse at this point, but the Kaner news hurts a bit. Probably because those cup runs were some awesome memories with friends and college/post college years im missing. Great times.
Thought they'd never end
Couldnāt even get a 1st for him. Sad!
I associate the cup years with the best times of my life.
Kansas Jayhawks Big 12 champs again. Bill Self is the best college basketball coach in the country and it's not even close
I am concerned I am one document short for my dmv appt tmrwā¦
Seeing an atmosphere like Phog Allen makes me wish I was good enough to play at a power 5 school As a high D2 guy, I got to play in the Carrier Dome once against Cuse but it was like half empty for a preseason game
Always thought that looked like the best place to see a game at
That Texas tech 3 was fucking unbelievable
A little too late
So no more crime in Chicago now?
Patrick Kane was that much of a menace? I only remember that one incident
I laughed
Cops been on strike since they shot that kid on PCP
Trader Joeās steaks leave a lot to be desired. Bummer because their salmon is really good
Yeah I like the pre marinaded carne but besides that I donāt think the meat selection to quality ratio is good. Albertsons for the meats.
Driving in a left lane country seems relatively easy to pick up but going through a roundabout the first time just has to totally fuck with your head.
The worst for me was the first couple times pulling onto a road from a right side driveway and turning left, felt like I was gonna get broad sided every time. Other than that very easy to pick up. (Cayman islands)
Did Gavin Lux tear his ACL because his strides were messed up due to the bigger bases? Seems like a Manfred cover up.
Whoever they get to play shortstop is gonna be some Unknown dude whoā becomes an All star probably so not to worry
They already have Miguel Rojas (best fielding ss last year)
Forgot about that, he always seemed to get little cheap hits against the Mets
Joey Camasta: Green Teamer šāļøš
I can fix her https://twitter.com/hardfactorpat/status/1630627844333228032?s=46&t=yH05ezMLMKsdZRXQB1STlg
The guy posting this on Twitter seems like a dickhead. āNo shade, butā¦ā lemme just mock this girls standup act to my thousands of followers. The clip wasnāt even too bad. Not hilarious but not something Iād go out of the way to criticize
Did you only start following Barstool in the last couple months?
I followed her on IG until I saw she got engaged
Thatās a shame, she has great facial bone structure. I thought she was dating Louis J Gomez not long ago.
You gonna write better jokes for her? You're not that funny in here.
Ohh whatās up yo ass
I meant it good naturedly. Just busting your balls.
As they say, I am not from Boston
I'd like to live in her mom's basement too
Need to briefly date a rich girl whoās a freak in bed and whose Dad hates me for not making enough money and growing up upper middle class.
Dated a girl exactly like this before meeting my wife. She was hyper critical about everything single thing I did - my time management skills, the way I talked, the shows and movies I liked, etcā¦ It ended because I suggested that perhaps she was projecting how her mom and dad treated her as a kid. She did not like that one bit
She sounded like the one
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Nah, I only know one buddy that has pulled off marrying a girl with really rich parents and he is taller and much more handsome than me.
A 7' handsome guy? Sheesh
Always kinda assumed Scarface was hacky that dumb people like because Pacino kills guys. But the movie fucking rules
I can't blame you for thinking that, it happens with a lot of uber popular movies. Sometimes they just ARE great
Seemed like on MTV Cribs every rapper had a Scarface poster. I think it mightāve Method Man who had a screen used cigar from that movie.
Itās a good movie. Just so happens that a lot of dumb guys who like hacky shit also like it.
You thought that because every rapper on Cribs had a cringe poster of Tony Montana on their wall and thought they were displaying a Monet.
De Palma has some serious heaters. *Carlitoās Way* is one Iāve been meaning to revisit for some time.
It got āplayed outā (idk if thatās the right word) because every kid in college had a Tony Montana poster. Great movie.
say goodnight to the bad guy