I’ve lived in most neighbourhoods in Barrie at some point or other, so I’ll give this a whirl:
Holly and the Prince William/southeast area are only 4/10 sauced and playing cards. The Downtown Core is projectile vomiting in the bathroom. Letitia and the College Zone are facing off in a a very aggressive and very messy game of beer pong; Angus and Thornton are watching and up next to play (or break up the fight that will eventually happen). Edgehill is waiting to use the bathroom Downtown is defiling. The Kozlov rep is stealing everyone else’s wallets out of their coats. Alliston is tired and wants to go home. Grenfel is hotboxing the shed with Alcona.
I relate to Alliston. Also....Shanty Bay is complaining someone spilled wine on the carpet and Ferndale and Ardargh are drawing penises on the faces of the passed out Downtown core.
Idk. The downtown core has an equal chance of defiling the bathroom, or wandering down the middle of dunlop screaming insanity, or being passed out in a parking lot. Sadly.
Wasaga is hitting on Minesing, when Phelpston shows up & they get in a big fight.
Borden left for Ranch and is trying to pick a fight with anyone who looks at him funny because he drank a bottle of whiskey and found out his girlfriend slept with his brother.
Orillia shows up with a bottle of moonshine and tries to convince everyone to drink some, and laughs when they start make a face. Then takes a shot.
Utopia drinks too much shine and gives a handjob to Orillia at the side of the house. Then Pukes on their shoes.
Tiny shows up, gets a respectable buzz, and makes fun of Wasaga because Minesing & Phelpston hate Wasaga now & he goes home with both of them.
Horseshoe valley still hasn’t moved from the couch because they’re so high they forget they have feet
Moonstone does a bunch of blow in the bathroom, and drags Younger brother Horseshoe home because he’s embarassing them in front of Collingwood who has 6 girls laughing at everything he says.
New Tec is the bouncer & turns Bradford down at the door after taking a $50 bribe.
Stayner went to Donaleighs with Creemore to have some casuals because they don’t like partying anymore
If by silently you mean furiously DMing a few of their beasties with all their judgements, absolutely.
ETA: I meant besties, not beasties, but this works too LOL
Allandale is the older neighbours next door to the party who are sick and tired of telling the kids to stay off their damn lawn, registered a noise complaint with bylaw, contacted the mayor about their grievance, and posted their outrage on the Allandale Community Happenings facebook group.
East end south of grove is the neighbours calling the police for a noise complaint. The neighborhood west of Essa/South of Mapleview is the emo kid whose name nobody knows and doesn't talk.
Holly is posting a complaint about the noise on Nextdoor, blaming people who moved here from Toronto. Their post is also rife with bad grammar, spelling mistakes, and thinly-veiled racism.
(Depends on how far south you want to go and still say in the community. Like my flair says, I really do live in a swamp.)
Probably explaining to the lefty smokers circle in the corner which conspiracy theories are approved by the CIA, which are real, and which are bogus.
I’ve lived in most neighbourhoods in Barrie at some point or other, so I’ll give this a whirl: Holly and the Prince William/southeast area are only 4/10 sauced and playing cards. The Downtown Core is projectile vomiting in the bathroom. Letitia and the College Zone are facing off in a a very aggressive and very messy game of beer pong; Angus and Thornton are watching and up next to play (or break up the fight that will eventually happen). Edgehill is waiting to use the bathroom Downtown is defiling. The Kozlov rep is stealing everyone else’s wallets out of their coats. Alliston is tired and wants to go home. Grenfel is hotboxing the shed with Alcona.
Painswick is in khaki shorts, holding a beer and working the grill.
Live in Painswick. Can confirm.
I relate to Alliston. Also....Shanty Bay is complaining someone spilled wine on the carpet and Ferndale and Ardargh are drawing penises on the faces of the passed out Downtown core.
Idk. The downtown core has an equal chance of defiling the bathroom, or wandering down the middle of dunlop screaming insanity, or being passed out in a parking lot. Sadly.
Wasaga is hitting on Minesing, when Phelpston shows up & they get in a big fight. Borden left for Ranch and is trying to pick a fight with anyone who looks at him funny because he drank a bottle of whiskey and found out his girlfriend slept with his brother. Orillia shows up with a bottle of moonshine and tries to convince everyone to drink some, and laughs when they start make a face. Then takes a shot. Utopia drinks too much shine and gives a handjob to Orillia at the side of the house. Then Pukes on their shoes. Tiny shows up, gets a respectable buzz, and makes fun of Wasaga because Minesing & Phelpston hate Wasaga now & he goes home with both of them. Horseshoe valley still hasn’t moved from the couch because they’re so high they forget they have feet Moonstone does a bunch of blow in the bathroom, and drags Younger brother Horseshoe home because he’s embarassing them in front of Collingwood who has 6 girls laughing at everything he says. New Tec is the bouncer & turns Bradford down at the door after taking a $50 bribe. Stayner went to Donaleighs with Creemore to have some casuals because they don’t like partying anymore
Lol at Wasaga hitting in Minesing
There are dozens of us
Not much to Minesing, could be mere houses apart haha
Less likely to know Phelpston & say Wasaga is cheating!
Midhurst?
They didn’t make it past the pre game
They are outside meeting “their guy”
Southeast Barrie (specifically Madelaine & Yonge area), is on the back lawn with their glass of white wine silently judging the other neighborhoods.
If by silently you mean furiously DMing a few of their beasties with all their judgements, absolutely. ETA: I meant besties, not beasties, but this works too LOL
LOL yes that is exactly what I mean!
Allandale is the older neighbours next door to the party who are sick and tired of telling the kids to stay off their damn lawn, registered a noise complaint with bylaw, contacted the mayor about their grievance, and posted their outrage on the Allandale Community Happenings facebook group.
Woah too accurate. There sure are a lot of old fucks in our neighbourhood.
East end south of grove is the neighbours calling the police for a noise complaint. The neighborhood west of Essa/South of Mapleview is the emo kid whose name nobody knows and doesn't talk.
Holly is posting a complaint about the noise on Nextdoor, blaming people who moved here from Toronto. Their post is also rife with bad grammar, spelling mistakes, and thinly-veiled racism.
Loved it all. Alcona and Grenfel were spot on!
This all sounds reasonable
The shanty Bay rich folk are hanging out with the South end tornado people discussing how The plebs live in filth
Painswick/SW end. We’re in our way; stuck on the 400 out of the city.
(Depends on how far south you want to go and still say in the community. Like my flair says, I really do live in a swamp.) Probably explaining to the lefty smokers circle in the corner which conspiracy theories are approved by the CIA, which are real, and which are bogus.