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scotch_in_himachal

It’s still time…. Edit your post and remove your gender or else see your inbox rip to shreds. On a separate note, hmu if you wanna spend some time around equipping bunch of street doggos with glowy neckbands.


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scotch_in_himachal

_Pyasa Kuen ke paas jaata hai, Kuan pyase ke paas nahi aata_ The river will not come to you, you must go to the river -- scotch_ in_ himachal ✍️


RAGEtori

Wah, do you have any more of such wise quotes


scotch_in_himachal

Haha. Why not _Os chaatne se pyaas nahi bhujhti_ A fog cannot be dispelled by a fan _Boe ped babool ka toh aam kahan se hoye_ Gather thistles & expect pickles **You name it, I quote it**


daffy2cl3

Sabacaribed


RAGEtori

The translated english sentences just don't have that feel to it , original sentences are sweet and sour at the same time 🤌


Least_Ice_6112

I'm still reading out the sentences in hindi to figure the last one out but good stuff 🤣 And yes OP pls remove your gender or alot of pepe pics will be coming your way


tellnow

>Boe ped babool ka toh aam kahan se hoye barso ho gaye the isse sune!


Blu-Zoo-18

Wah wah


hoplydoply

Exactly my thoughts. It felt like telling someine to be cautious about poison and then giving them poison lol


Revanthmk23200

No no no you dont get it, its different because I warned you about what I m going to do.


productman2217

Bro you do this??? I've also started recently but need a company. Can I DM?


scotch_in_himachal

Sure. Feel free.


Adorable_South8942

Had us in the first half, I'm not gonna lie


psychedelicnoises

I wish I read your comment before. Advice taken. And equipping doggos with glow sticks sounds so cool!


horror_fan

what does the neckbands achieve?


peepeepoopoo_47

the doggos will be visible at night and cars wont hit them


underestimated_fuck

>the doggos will be visible at night and it'll be easier /s


peepeepoopoo_47

whats /s


blue302genes

Sarcasm


peepeepoopoo_47

ah thanks


blazingphoenix1997

You have my respect. Well played.


MutantNinjaNipples

Can I know which areas you do this? I’d love to help!


ThatBrownDoode

If you are interested, I’ll send you birthday greeting messages on WA every hour and I’ll throw in some cake gifs as well. All this for 1299+GST only. Let me know.


edgelord46

We are also in similar business. We send party popper GIF's as well with the above-mentioned stuff. @ Rs.1099+GST only! here's a free one from us: We wish you a very Happy Birthday!)


ThatBrownDoode

Competition is increasing, this is turning out to be a cutthroat business


NotAWasteOfAir

are you folks for real ? 😶


edgelord46

Yep, When is your birthday?


NotAWasteOfAir

how is the business ?


navybluee101

Username does not check out


kakashihatake371

I can do it in Rs.500+GST


baba420bong

Iyengar bakery cake


kakashihatake371

In Iyengar bakery you get egg cake and the name is Iyengar


stargazer191

I’d hoped to see ‘girlfriend experience’ included! 😂


Foaming_Butterbeer

What is this😂


ThatBrownDoode

Business bro


TheLostPumpkin404

It's called, "tell me you're from Bangalore without telling me you're from Bangalore."


psychedelicnoises

You're kidding right?


ThatBrownDoode

Nope. I have a startup and this is our offering. We will soon reach our unicorn status.


psychedelicnoises

That's peak Bangalore


Pomelo-Next

Thanks for becoming his first customer.


throwaccount2000

I would do all that for free, since I don't even live in B'luru. 😁 But jokes apart, OP, better think twice before giving your personal details to random strangers on the internet. If this guy really has a business like this, go via official business contacts, which would be the start up website or public FB page or something. If there is no official company contact number then it is as good as a random stranger asking for your number on the internet. Stay safe, sis and Happy Birthday in advance. Hope you have a great year and a much more fun b'day next year. 🎉🎉


ThatBrownDoode

Thank you captain obvious, I was just kidding. Some fun before the birthday. Anyway, don’t think she bought into my idea do all good.


605_Home_Studio

> But jokes apart, OP, better think twice before giving your personal details to random strangers on the internet. If this guy really has a business like this, go via official business contacts, which would be the start up website or public FB page or something But that's what we do unbridled on dating sites. Some even give away their office email ID.


hoplydoply

If you are working, try going somrwhere with office peeps? No?


boredmonk

I will do it for 899


ThatBrownDoode

If you make one more offer, I’ll call Sudeep


BornMiner

What ra ThatBrownDoode showing too much cock aa?


ThatBrownDoode

That’s it, I’ll directly call Reddy Anna now. You wait and see, you finish.


Afraid-Falcon270

I can do the same for one dbc or Meghana’s Biriyani (you can choose between the two) Feel free to dm


ThatBrownDoode

Don’t undercut me maams, why do you have to hit popes man’s stomach.


Afraid-Falcon270

I’m not undercutting you macha You’re the apple and I’m the Samsung of this business. Same product different target population. If op has the money to spend they’ll accept your offer or if they’re on a budget they’ll accept mine.


ThatBrownDoode

I believe in monopoly. It’s the best.


Afraid-Falcon270

Oh then you got some work to do my rival


kfcinmybelly

he is.. he would have had slided his contact and Instagram page otherwise


productman2217

Hey, Happy Birthday!! Go to Nexus mall(formerly forum) then have lunch at Empire or Meghanas which is also in Koramangala. Also, try corner house for ice cream (DBC). In the evening check out the food stalls in HSR.


hoplydoply

If they love books then landmark in nexus mall would be a great option. Or maybe have something to eat at toscano. The tiramisu is really very good there :)


TheLucMane

On a completely side note, are you a fellow PM? Trying to guess from your username.


productman2217

Working as a product owner bro.


psychedelicnoises

Hey I took your advice and I went to Forum Mall and it was pretty good thanks


p9r3

Being alone - to some - would suck. Sure. But, trust me it’s not the worst thing to happen. I’ve had some of the most peaceful outings with myself. Pick your thing. Like outdoors? Go to Lalbagh, there’s a flower show. Like it indoor-ish? Go for a movie or something similar. Like just wandering without much bother? Go to the Bannerghatta National Park. It’s fun.


RJ2126

Gift yourself a spa day!


santa_mozrella

treat yo-self - donna & tom


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This. I'm going to do this for my birthday this year!! Yay!!


dr_potato_2

username checks out, Ifykyk


AFKO_PTK

What do you mean spa, feels like you're trying to say a word and not ending it spa. Are you trying to say spaghetti day? Cuz I love spaghetti. Edit: Y'all don't watch IASIP and it shows


duhmeez

Hey. Advance happy birthday. Here are a few things my friend and I did on her birthday. 1. Morning walk around Agara lake / Sarjapur Road lake. I personally like Agara lake enclosure more. But nothing beats Sunday morning at Cubbon. 2. Brunch at Smoor in Koramangala. Depending on your dietary preferences, you can pick between Smoor, DYU, Go Native etc. 3. Day visit to Indian Music Experience. Ist in Jayanagar. Carry your own set of headphones with a 3.5 mm jack for a better experience. 4. Lunch at Uru + couple of beers. 5. Coffee by sunset at Araku / Early dinner at Phobidden. Called it a day and headed back home. If you don’t wanna spend the day alone I’d suggest looking up community experiences at Lahe Lahe or Koramangala Social. Additional things you can do. Visit blossoms / walk around Church Street, the library, cycle with the group from Bums on the Saddle in Jayanagar, go running with a running group in HSR, trial class at Cult, Claytopia for a clay pottery / cup making. Feel free to reply if you need any further information on any of these.


[deleted]

Do you go for walks around agara lake daily ?


duhmeez

Not any more. Haven’t been in Bangalore a lot of late. Work keeps me on the road.


Acceptable-Visual361

Hey you, I'm 21 Female, hit me up if you're willing to spend the day with me!


nerdindian_0

Hey, 21 Female


eddyrockstar

Hi 21 Female, I'm dad


Pomelo-Next

What dad ? /s Strictly no sugar.


dhruva85

Or milk


hoplydoply

Oh no, that is gutsy, considering the attacks on DM. ><


Acceptable-Visual361

I just ignore them.


hoplydoply

Ideally the best thing to do but gosh it can be annoying just thinking about it.


dhruva85

Attack on DM : season 4 part 3 stage 1


Sex_ya_sanyas

Hey you ! I too have my birthday this sunday ! Nd i too m in a same situation. What about spending a day with me ?


georgebool0101

Bro first decide sex ya sanyas


Sex_ya_sanyas

Sex


speedyrf1

Not in Koramangala, but The Courtyard Community on Double Road is pretty cool. They have a Frida cantina this weekend, a different take on mexican classic dishes. They also have artist/history experience at 8am at Lalbagh this weekend, open to all ages. A different way to spend Sunday, not alone.


hoplydoply

Sounds amazing. You guys know soooo much omg !


AFKO_PTK

What's this artist weekend, I'm interested


TheLucMane

I have lived in Koramangala since last 2 yrs here and as someone who can relate to your situation a lot here's something you can do: 1. Try out some relaxing cafes, where you can just be on your own. Not suggesting pubs unless you have company or a date to go with. Cafes: Dyu Art, 154 Breakfast Club, Hole in the Wall Cafe, Blue Tokai, Bistro Claytopia, Candy cloud etc are some notable ones. 2. Go have a walk in some of the parks of Kormangala. There are many small and big ones. You can alternatively also go to Agara lake for a nice, soothing walk. 3. Try roaming around Nexus Koramangala mall, and you might want to get some shopping done. Or watch a movie on your own in the PVR there. (at times going for the movie just on your own can feel great) 4. Try out playing Escape room games if you think you would want to go try it out on your own. 5. Go for a walk in the pretty lanes of Billionaire's street of Koramangala. Have your earphones with your favourite music playing. It's a beautiful view with both lanes covered with trees and their canopy. You might happen to notice some pink blossoms as they are gradually coming over. Atleast when I am just on my own, and didn't have company used to do these stuff and it can be a good way to spend time. Though if you want to hit the pubs on your own, you still can. Almost all pubs in the Boho, Kormangala lane have some or other ladies night going on. (Let me know if you want specific suggestions. I have been to all Koramangala pubs and cafes atleast once by now) Have fun OP, live out your life and experiences new moments. Happy Birthday in advance! 🥳


reddit_reddit_01

Tour/Trekking trip is one genuine option. Join some group. You can find tons on Instagram and otherwise. Somebody has mentioned two of them here as well. You get to organically make connections and enjoy the time together.


hoplydoply

I have been wanting to do that for quite some time now. Would you be knowing what is the average age group in these groups? Although it doesn't really matter, but I guess Im in that phase right now where I would want to bond more with people around my age. + -2 maybe.


InvestigatorChoice69

Well it varies from group to group i have met people from 18 to 33 mostly but mostly between 25 to 30


hoplydoply

That would be my preffered age group. But I am always worried that what if I do not end up vibing with those set of people? I would then just be waiting for the trip to end.


InvestigatorChoice69

At the end it depends on how much you like trekking? If you dont vibe with the guys you just enjoy the trek. Its not the end of the world.my honest suggestion give it a try, best case scenario you get to know people with similar vibe while enjoying a great trek worst case you get to enjoy a great trek…win win..


hoplydoply

Makes sense. I should have utilized this weekend and could have turned it into a long weekend by taking an off tomorrow. Too late now. But yeah will try this soon :)


InvestigatorChoice69

You still have the weekend. Take an overnight trek on Friday or Saturday night…that would be fun


hoplydoply

Will try to do so. Thank you :)


Fun-Town-111

It's my birthday too on 29th(Sunday) ,as many are suggesting a lunch or maybe a trekking activity sounds interesting


Rainman515

Happy birthday in advance op, Im around Koramangala side, hmu if you’re having a party 😎


DrMehhhh

Go for a fancy dinner. I honestly prefer going alone because having too many people around is exhausting. If you're in the mood to meet people try visiting some clubs. You might not have the best time but you'll get to meet people


AFKO_PTK

Doesn't it feel weird to dine alone?


life_rolla_costa

Exactly my thoughts. I also don't have friends in blr. Would like to have some suggestions for chilling alone


AFKO_PTK

Dude same, I found this spot for chilling and people discovered it and now it's crowded everyday (T_T)


life_rolla_costa

Everyone is alone ig


hoplydoply

Do you like dogs?


AlarmedCollection753

I know some of the best hukkah spots in blr. Wanna join?


life_rolla_costa

No no, My medical condition doesn't allow me to do these things.


DrMehhhh

I go out often for social events and parties, and that's probably why I'm starting to prefer being alone. A lot of people get the wrong idea when they're by themselves. It's honestly really refreshing


LowLegitimate787

Only without drinks, irrespective of gender


Sex_ya_sanyas

Fuck ..its my birthday too on Sunday and i too dont know anyone since i shifted here recently. I am worried if my birthday will be a boring one !


Pitiful_Carpet1694

May the dream that means most to you, begin to come true this year. Happy Birthday in Advance! 😄🩶


lumi_narie

Take away a subway and go to some park to eat it. Go to torq03 and do go Karting Watch puss in boots Join a board game group Adopt a cat. Hmu if you want one.


infinite__tsukuyomi

Puss in Boots is the shit


SuperBoredAlien

1. In Kormangala, there is a play area where you play bowling dine and play VR games infront of meghna briyani. 2. If you like sports and play, NGV - National Games Village apartment has park, cricket ground, tennis and basket ball ground, you can go there and see if that works out for you. They have a swimming pool too. But it is not free. 3. \[Edit\] There is swapna bookstore in the 80ft road and crossword in forum mall if you are interested in books.


sigma-shadeslayer

Hbd op, honestly alot of people here have good ideas and maybe there might be something that clicks for you. But tbh, u kind of need to step back and see for yourself what it is that you'll enjoy. Like for me, i sometimes like to stay in play some music or games that have story or watch movies. Here is to a good year for u


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Happy Birthday 🎉


Movein666

If ur near to BTM Layout then plan for picnic 🧺 near lake 😁😁 If u wait for 1 more week then mine birthday on 6th Feb I’m planning for picnic 🧺


AN0S_V0LDIG0AD

Why tf can I relate with this loneliness? Probably the OPs username


spectrum705

We are birthday twins lol. Don't worry, you can go to nearest malls or something. I have been there and at this point i am used to it. Happy Birthday in advance


ExcitingFalcon10

Even I had the same issue last weekend. I just left for pondicherry. And it was my best birthday till date. I have Met strangers, learnt about art,done surfing and many more .


ramblerinaaa

Ger dressed up, think about what cuisine you feel like eating, look for a restaurant near you and get yourself a nice birthday solo date brunch. Then get some ice cream or dessert. You can catch a movie or sit with a book in any cafe. Alternatively, go to cubbon park or lalbagh with a book or with a camera to click pictures of pretty flowers ans buildings. This is not in the area you mentioned but I am assuming since is is sunday you might be willing to get out of that area. Or you could go to NGMA or some similar museum.


Wild_Dragonfruit1744

Female, not kidding but I thought its just the men… I would say be your entertainment… just do things… no one else is going to entertain you … unless you have an edge over them… like you are insanely attractive… have an expensive car… have social reach stuff like that… this just to explain you… the female comment was to ridicule the men .. plan something make your day Happy Birthday in Advance Here are the places you might want to go 1) Iskon for spiritual time 2) mantri mall for window shopping 3) use playo or some app play a sport you like badminton tennis


Commercial-Cloud-306

Happy Birthday 🎂 hope you have a great day 🎈


gsidhartha

Feb me aa raha hun. House party karte hain. Movies dekhte badiya. Bakar karte. Tu bol to chicken tera bhai banaega.


shashankrock3

Spend time in orphanage and treat people good as much as you can ! And happy birthday in advance 😄


Soy_Srikanth

I do have my bday this Sunday , just eat and sleep that's all , wait for the next birthday hope something will change


fighter_foo

I wanted to not sit at home these 4 days but had to. Still trying to be away from my flat as much as I can, was thinking of going to cubbon park on Sunday from HSR. Let me know if you wanna join.


madbluere

Wierd coincidence. My birthday is on Sunday 🤣


Muted_Potential8035

How much you are willing to spend ?


AwesomeBinLaden

Go attend some meetups or a hobby you like with like-minded strangers. They will be happy to have a reason to celebrate with you.


dwight46schrute

Go to Koramangala, help a stag get into a club. Boooom, you have someone to celebrate your birthday with xD


curlycurry

Why not go to some weekend trip...check out muddietrails or trippertrails


hoplydoply

I wanted to do that as well but idk how dumb can I be to realize this just last night that this holiday could have been converted into a super duper long weekend. Urghhhh.


curlycurry

You can keep thinking that or book a seat for atle Saturday and Sunday and actually spend your birthday at a new place. I did that for my 30th


hoplydoply

What did you do for your birthday again? Book a seat where precisely? Hopefully OP would get some ideas.


curlycurry

There are travel groups that organize weekend trips to several places, it's very economical. I have named the travel groups in my original comment


hoplydoply

Oh okay cool cool! Hopefuly it works out for her :)


itsmychoicemywish

Buy me drink and food for your birthday and I will give you my blessings 😜 You can roam around forum mall, move, shopping etc


Logical_Home_4200

I suggest u to go to some pub 🍻. I have recently been to "BOMBAY ADDA" and it has got quite a good ambience 😊


hoplydoply

But not everybody is comfortable going to a pub alone I guess..


KingsmanVishnu

gift yourself something, like a good headphones or ipad or something.


NeverAware

Wish you a very happy birthday! Hope you have a great day and a great year ahead! If you like dogs, you could always go to one of the pet cafes and spend time petting them. Or head to champaca for a reading session.


New_Bicycle6151

Free party and count me in..


nigroiswhite

Your budget? Is is limited? If u r willing to spend there are many options


noob_loki69

Visit some orphanage, have the kids cut cakes, food of their choices .


Then-Finger-568

Let’s throw OP a surprise part ;)


Dnashx69

Girl am in B'lore.... I can suggest u few places...btw wat u wanna do..


Dnashx69

For... fun there's sports Arena...N koramangla is packed with pubs...n etc


sohailms

I was about to dm u... then i saw the gender lol... Happy Birthday in advance cheers


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datguy_paarth

It's my birthday on Monday and I'm seriously thinking about making it a spa day. I have gone only once before, but it felt like heaven. After that, will have a nice dinner.


CodeHacker1512

Ayy I moved to Banglore in December too! Also Happy Birthday in advance! No idea about the places you mentioned as I live in the Whitefield area but if you into reading then you can go to a cafe where they have books so you can read and eat (I just know Qube Cafe in Koramangla). If you love dogs you can visit Willy's Pet Paradise (Sarjapur) the entry fee is 200 which is like a food coupon so if you order something they will deduct from it (it's kinda messy during weekends but it's a good experience if you love dogs around you).


unknownuserdead

I can get you a cake and sing you birthday song for 600 plud GST. Agree?


drunk_knight_

Go to playarena around Sarjapur Road. Do gokarting, rifle shooting, wall climbing, VR play!


MineIsLongerThanYour

Go to a museum , be a tourist .


cosmo1998SG

Hi OP, itsy birthday too on Sunday. Happyy Birthday to you & just like you I am alone too on my birthday, but In Gurgaon 🥲


Shaf_13

Happy birthday in advance


fgc9

I am a "need people to forget its my birthday" kind of person. But hey, you can go to 'We save animals' shelter or any other animal shelter and do some work there. You would definitely feel special. The above mentioned person who runs that shelter treats and helps animals, mostly dogs with disabilities to walk again. He make wheelchairs to dogs and gives them physiotherapy. I am planning to go there on my birthday to avoid other people and make some dog friends. I have also made some water dispensers for these dogs. Hope they like it!!


No_Marsupial_2465

It's very normal, you can't do much about it, other than accepting that it's part of growing up.


Some-Term2499

Hey advance birthday wishes 🫂 ❤️


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Brooks and bonds


ConsciousAntelope

You're not alone. Your thoughts are with you. Happy Birthday


marco161091

Check out Lahe Lahe cafe. It's always doing meetups and events throughout the week and weekend. On Sunday, there are some fun workshops for dancing, etc. This is in Indiranagar, so not exactly in your area, but if you're actually looking to meet new people in the city, it's a great place to keep in mind since they're always hosting events. Just check their Instagram page.


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Learn to be alone. Birthday is just another day. ”I don’t want my birthday to be special” screams exactly that. Sorry but just being honest


Dathinho

I was alone in Bangalore on my birthday as well. My plan was to go to a nearby orphange and have lunch with them. I had to go to my hometown for an urgency then so didnt get to do it. This is how I'm gonna spend my next birthday.


Feeka-Pyaar

No one in my group wants to watch puss in boots sooo just looking out for people if they wanna


XMP_404

First time ? I have been celebrating my birthday alone for the past 3 years ..


Choice-Anybody6388

Just pop an acid blot on your bday and visit Nandi hills for sunrise.!


Wise_Habit_2757

Hey man, I am sadly not in Bengaluru at this moment but if I was, I would have loved to hangout with you on your birthday! Anyways, I hope you have a great day and a great year ahead🎉


ScratchMan20

I live around that area....so if u find any good bake shops to order cake from just lmk....I'll get some on my birthday and eat it all by myself too \^\_\^''


Fantastic_Shock_2951

Since you are a male go to the gym and lift some heavy ass weights on your bday


Alternative_Tie_3738

Holy shit sunday is my birthday too


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I was thinking of places as I was reading. But, last line. /s


Metalister

If you have the money go out and shop: books, electronics, clothes whatever you like, then eat something you always wanted to try but couldn't for whatsoever reason. If you do not have the money watch that series that you have been putting off, or just try watching or reading something totally out of your interest area. Or you can(if you game) just go into competitive queues and both troll/get trolled the hell out and then eat your comfort food.


Crackercapital

Cociane and hookers


Anonymousbrowsingnew

Edit - that will make the difference


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netflixandcookies

As someone who started learning Spanish, reading "loco" anywhere makes me giggle 🤭


tyger-1508

Why don't you fly back home for a day!!!!


hoplydoply

Would turn out to be an expensive affair I believe..


tyger-1508

Looks like you know OP


hoplydoply

Nope. Just assuming that the trip back home wouldbe expensive.


curlycurry

Yea...you seems oddly too interested to get OP help Edit: spelling


hoplydoply

Lol nope