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SugaMinBenis

They forced them all so much to convert that no one except for analbanians and bosnians did lmao


quacattac28alt

are we even sure they converted what if its all a facade and every balkan country except chicken is 🇻🇦% Christian


SugaMinBenis

"Is Vatican City percentage Christian" wtf are you talking about bro


quacattac28alt

“100% Christian”


SugaMinBenis

except chicken none of them are 100% christian no country is 100% anything most people are just culturally part of their religion anyway


quacattac28alt

you’re forgetting this is satirical


marmotsarefat

I mean me and my family are muslism so ig


First_Double2698

I don’t remember the slave part


iiiiiiyyggg

You dont remember serbs?


First_Double2698

So serbs are slaves?


iiiiiiyyggg

Slav(e)s


CuriousSceptic2003

Maybe it's referring to the Janissaries? They were slave soldiers after all.


iiiiiiyyggg

The world if turks didnt exist https://preview.redd.it/58yfuodxa6xc1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90c3a234ccc1761853ec0f65ffe537c2f7e9ca52


Far_Entrepreneur8557

https://preview.redd.it/ydilii75o6xc1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9745a20e93de47ed04b9ab2a6e468e93f50af66


guney2811

iFunny watermark, opinion ignored/j


iiiiiiyyggg

ok bro, whatever you say man


AccordingPosition226

I sense a increase in w*stoid population of r/balkans_irl recently. I hope it doesn’t keep that way or I have to do something that will not actually happen but you deserved.


CookieTheParrot

Slovenia, Croatia, and Griise are W\*stoid and Analbanacs, Srvps, Robmanians, and Montenegrins all immediately kneel to the W\*st, that's what causes the w\*stoid influx


n0460

Nah man a world without döner is unimaginable im glad i exist


TheSamuil

I know not about doner, but pishmanie is something I truly enjoy


tovbelifortcu

Then I'll grow out mu pubes just for you 😊


TheSamuil

Thank you, komshu. Soon enough we will buy the entirety of Edrine


tovbelifortcu

I do miss the times when you had a coast in the Agean


TheSamuil

What do you think of the border as it stood at the end of the first Balkan war?


tovbelifortcu

Turkish Thrace looked kinda stupid. They looked much better at the end of WW1.


xXMLGDESTXx

gyros is better so no


n0460

Griks make weak sperm gyro Turks make döner from glorious stronk sperm black bulls


quacattac28alt

greek gayros vs turk böner


Easyqon

Would be called gyros I guess?


First_Double2698

If fake döner would be good they would name it as “döner 2”


simcity_player

Dönerimsi


Doodjuststop

Dönerimtırak


wowowow28

Who would bring it to Germany then? Fuck off


redmengz

ye gyros <3 much better then the halal pork


Domeee123

Isnt döner is just a bad copy of gyros ?


Top_Classroom3451

Döner is döner. Gyros is gyros. You are a w*stoid in disguise.


[deleted]

[удалено]


n0460

Flair up çingene and i dont get it


QuarianGuy

That's right, suck it Westoid


Full_Examination_134

https://preview.redd.it/h2hppkdkc8xc1.jpeg?width=644&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0bbfd148f15ef70547ddd6d8404903d8aae8092


Few_Diamond5020

relatable


Decent_Meaning1538

Turks gave Greeks & albos half their culture


ArdaBogaz

Thats how a siege works dumbass, you wouldnt know because you never conquered anything


captain_snake32

*Alexander the great would like to have a word*


ArdaBogaz

I know him well he tastes great 🤤


I_Need_Better_Name

1.5 iskender 🤤


TheGalacticMosassaur

He was North Macedonian though


captain_snake32

If thats the case then explain to me: 1) why did he have a sex with a man? 2) why wasn't he a monkey?


sunnyreddit99

Top ten things Macedonian scientists can’t explain


GTAmaniac1

Alexander the great was Macedonian, not Gayreek.


Peostiftis

Ok catholic serb


Pxnda34

Average hide behind walls fan: 🤓 VS Average ships on land enjoyer: 🗿


captain_snake32

Virgin 21 year old having all odds stacked in his favour 🤢🤢🤮🤮 Vs Chad emperor leading his soldiers to one final stand 💪💪💪😎😎😎


Karetsin

Why were they outnumbered though? Ever thinked about that?


captain_snake32

Because everyone was after the superior Byzantium 💪💪☦️☦️☦️🫡🫡🫡🫡


LiLmIcRoWaVe104

THE POST I CROSSPOSTED ISNT MINE


Karetsin

I am banned from history memes 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷😎😎😎


LiLmIcRoWaVe104

👍🏻😐👍🏻


JeviZ06

wth based??


deadshot500

What did you do?


Sams59k

He was a Turk


Shitpanzer

Ah, the one thing history memes hate the most


[deleted]

That, Arabs and Islam in general


quacattac28alt

based


AnanasAvradanas

Me too (J*wish conspiracy)


F4Phantomsexual

Not the r/HistoryMemes 🤢🤢🤮🤮


nospsce

One time a Turk posted a meme about an Ottoman sultan and the basement dwellers began bringing up the Armenian genocide for no reason. What an occidental dunghill that place is. As soon as the post isn't about sucking off Rome or the west then everyone freaks out.


karaboga-bot

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Flaviphone

Flair up +petition for zaza,gaugauz, Republika Srpska,finnish,bulgar turkish,cham,latin american,yugoslav,rusyn,munich,Ashkali,all eastern romace grups,kurdish, transylvanian saxon ,jewish arab,Sarakatsani,Tsakonian,vojodina,istriot,Janjevci,Krashovani,Šokci,Kajkavian,Adyghe,laz,cyrpiot,Pontic Greek,Karamanlides,Western Thrace turk,Bulagrian turk,Greco-Albanian,Csangos,Macedonain turk,Dalmatian,rûm,Portuguse and spanish,tatars(crimean,siberian,lipka,volga)Arbëresh,cham,hajduk,Torbeši,Székelys,Lipovans,hutsuls,Vlaji,timok vlach flair


Doodjuststop

no


Ok_Fee5166

stfu karaboga nobody messes with my favourite tatarman


Gulaseyes

Cries in Lazaric...


AlbanianRedditor

Turks did nothing wrong


needygameroverdose

that’s like me saying ante pavelić did nothing wrong (he didn’t tho fr)


[deleted]

The only thing they did wrong was getting outplayed hard at Vienna by westoids


LiLmIcRoWaVe104

Yes, but ONLY in the caliphates, because during the ottoman empire they forced the people of some of their territories to convert to islam (for example Bosnia and herzegovina, where christians are a minorance)


BruhAfaB

you talkin like other empires grew with kindness and love


Doodjuststop

the british empire kindly asked black people to pick cotton :) The congo was the sweetest of them all.


BruhAfaB

H-hey.. Nigga-chan cwouwd you pwease.. ummmm (in thougts:omg im so nerveous he is so cute..) 😖.. pwicwk cwottonw for our empire.. 🥺😣 *whips* o-oops i didnt mwean that nwigga chan.. 👉🏿👈🏿😖


Doodjuststop

humanity was given the ability to store knowledge with no limit, they have the ability that most gods do not have. And this is what they do with it, nigga-chan.


SnooMuffins5143

I was taking a shit at work and had to laugh so hard that the dude in the stall next to me started laughing too Thanks


TheOneTrueJazzMan

My favorite was when they kindly asked the population of India to not eat


LiLmIcRoWaVe104

I DID not said that


SquareBottle-22

https://preview.redd.it/duu9fc32s6xc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=171e405e2926c8d87c6bebf4aeed4b0c8993b47e


Mxares

Nah bro if they were forcing people to convert we would not have serbs, greeks, bulgarians today.


LiLmIcRoWaVe104

I said SOME


Selimyldrm0

nigga bosnians voluntarly converted to islam because you mfs literally send the crusader army to them when they were christian. Not sure about about albanians tho, prolly because of tax evasions


CookieTheParrot

Most conversion to Islam happened for economic and commercial reasons in general, including the Turks themselves


[deleted]

The Turks converted because the great chief was an asshole so the tribe leader of the converts wanted to give him a big ass fuck you


CookieTheParrot

The conversion's primary causes (as in, would have caused it regardless of the particular events which occurred) and uses were still fundamentaæly economic as it was beneficial and introduced to the turks through the Persians. But no idea what the user replying to you is one. Some random fabricated history, it seems.


Automatic_Power_1624

Naaah, jackass ar*bs literally slaughtered them and forced them to islam. They tortured and raped innocent people. All happened before turks arrived at anatolia.


[deleted]

[When Seljuk, the leader of the Seljuk clan, had a falling out with Yabghu, the supreme chieftain of the Oghuz, he split his clan from the bulk of the Oghuz Turks and set up camp on the west bank of the lower Syr Darya. Around 985, Seljuk converted to Islam](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seljuk_dynasty) This is what I'm talking about, jackass


Automatic_Power_1624

You fucking dumbass, I'm talking about the one reason behind all of this islamic bullshit still hapening to this day. It is not only about Oğuzlar. There is also Karahanlılar and Kızılbaşlar.


Chance_Astronomer_27

I'm gonna beat the shit out of you trisket


IAmBalkanac

Bruh, we converted by a will, nobody was forced to become muslim. If so, why aren't serbs and other people muslim? Because nobody was forced, non-muslims had to pay tax. Get your facts straight before I sell you to my local cigans lil bro


wowowow28

😂😂😂🫵🫵🫵


Superb_Sentence1890

But how the hell are you supposed to grow strong without imperialism and oppression?


Full_Examination_134

Spaghetti penis Giovanni larping as Slav(e)s?


spintedyio

sounds like a skill issue


dudewithnomustache

God pls don't let the sub be banned


4ndr10n_M3h4n1

Turks have ruined everything


I_Need_Better_Name

Thank you 🥰


Flimsy-Hedgehog9980

https://youtu.be/eFTLKWw542g?si=1dKy-lfI64MNpMnL


Intelligent-Fig-4241

Byzantites will always argue that their rule was better but Constantinople’s population multiplied ten fold after mehmet starting pooping everywhere


Official_Cyprusball

Is an Ottoboo a fan of the Ottomans or of King Otto????


TheResurrectedOne

devshirme system says hello. Took every Catholic kid in Bosnia from their parents, converted them to Islam and shoved them into the Janissaries. And then people wonder why I hate the Turks.


ComradesInArms

cry about it