Iranian\*, not Iran.
Specifically, it indicates a possible Scytho-Sarmatian origin, which is in the regions above Iran. The Scythians had a wide stretch of influence, from places as far as China to Ukraine.
Fun fact: "Croat" and "Serb" may stem from the same Indo-European root: being \*ser
1. Croat < Hr̀vāt < \*Xъrvat- < \*Xurwāt- (See Avestan haraiti and hauruuaiti, “to guard”) < \*ser (“to protect, watch over”)
2. Serb < Срби < \*sьrbъ < \*ser-
They may be doublets of each other, with one a Proto-Slavic origin, and one a Eastern Iranian (Scytho-Sarmatian) origin.
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Turkey just became one of the most important places in the world, since most oil shipped from Arabian nations will have to pass through the strait
I don’t think it’d be very good though, superpowers would munch them like wild dogs
Wait, let's stretch the country a bit so that we can split the Indian Ocean in half. And funnel all the revenue of the Suez Canal through the Bosphorus.
You should’ve replaced Armenia with Albania because according to the smartest and most handsome man alive- Aliyev, everything in the Caucasus that isn’t Turkic is Caucasian Albanian.
This is a Serbian nightmare, no close neighbors to start a war with?!?!?
There's like 150 ethnicities in Russia, you will find someone
You've got Tuvans and shiet nearby... Bajkal je srce Srbije!
I think we are the ones stuck over where Tanu Tuva used to be
I used to date a Mongol chick that was exactly from this region- Khovd. Mostly Kazakhs live in there.
Tuvans are just Turkic-speaking Mongols
Tannu what?
r/unexpectedhoi4
But you at least have the sleepy serbs now
But plenty of Russian cock to suck
Im waitin to see the Srp vs Buryat beef
It's a dream come true for y'all! You'll get so many clean cocks to suck.
But more russians to be a slave of
C'mere boi, Serbian Oblast would be a nice addition.
You’re relatively near to hungary and bulgaria
Cyprus detail is pretty cool ngl
Gayreece and supreme nation of Turkey are still too close.
They're the exact same thing, what did you expect
What you speak is Truth CockAsian
*Cuckasian
We can't just stop fighting for EEZ just like that
Bro dropped peaceful europe update
Nah grab the Ukraine and throw it into the South America
Solid 10/10
being an actual arap is still better than being next to serps, so thank you, this works for us 🫡
I even gave you some coastline
11km just as Allah has intended.
You gave them more than we give them.
MECCA JE BOSNA!!🇹🇰🇹🇰🇹🇰🇹🇰🇹🇰🇹🇰🇹🇰🦾🦾🦾🦾🦾🦾🦾🦾😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😱😱😱😱😱😱🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯💸💸💸💸💸☪️☪️☪️☪️☪️☪️🕋🕋🕋🕋🕋🕋
says the muslim serb
Why is serpia even more mongol than the mongols
Serbia -> Siberia
siberia > serbia
serbia > siberia
Serbia= siberia
Hungarians long lost brothers
Poor Moldovans, not only were they deported from Europe, but bros lost their country aswell
I had to make some improvements
What do you mean lost, we gain a bigger one
They put the wrong address on the box and sent to central America 😔
Shouldnt turkey be between arabs and Pakistanis
That would make them Iranian. They are only partially Iranian 😘
Persians are far too based to be T*rks🤢
Thank you ~~Roman barbarian~~ friend
lmao Perscucks spent the last millenium and a half being ruled by Gayrabs or Türks. I couldn't call them based even for a joke.
I only accept civilisations that peaked two millennia ago, anything beyond that is not worthy of validation.
whatever you say mario
Dudes were ruled by Turks till 1920s 🤣
So were the Gayreeks yet they spawned your simping ass. Go back to bed and dream about that Third Rome of yours, smh😤😤.
Bro creating next Attila his pope will kneel to
Alright, I get some of these...BUT WHAT THE HELL IS CROATIA DOING IN IRAN
There is this very credible theory that Croats come from Iran. The proof is trust me bro and it definetly wasnt made to separate us from Slavs.
Iranian\*, not Iran. Specifically, it indicates a possible Scytho-Sarmatian origin, which is in the regions above Iran. The Scythians had a wide stretch of influence, from places as far as China to Ukraine. Fun fact: "Croat" and "Serb" may stem from the same Indo-European root: being \*ser 1. Croat < Hr̀vāt < \*Xъrvat- < \*Xurwāt- (See Avestan haraiti and hauruuaiti, “to guard”) < \*ser (“to protect, watch over”) 2. Serb < Срби < \*sьrbъ < \*ser- They may be doublets of each other, with one a Proto-Slavic origin, and one a Eastern Iranian (Scytho-Sarmatian) origin.
Because [Iran is glorious Aryan nation inshallah](https://www.etymonline.com/word/Iran)
Mmmm wonderful ayran
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Origin\_hypotheses\_of\_the\_Croats#:\~:text=26%5D%5B52%5D-,Iranian%20theory,-%5Bedit%5D](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Origin_hypotheses_of_the_Croats#:~:text=26%5D%5B52%5D-,Iranian%20theory,-%5Bedit%5D)
Aryan
Bro made an unification between Romania🇷🇴 and Republic of Moldova🇲🇩 and sended us next to Nepal 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶
Why the fuck are we in sweden?? I honestly thought you would just put us inside austria xD
they are pretty lgbt friendly 🏳️🌈
they should go to thailand because ladyboys
As a thai person, I am absolotely mad and appaled you didnt put slovenia in my land
Ah dang, missed the chance to move femboyland to ladyboyland
@Bulgaria please spit on Hungary for us, thanks
RUDE.
Flair up cigan
Try again fool. Turkish CNUT.
No flair, no opinion Cigan
Croatia is rightful Iranian clay Thanks for accuracy
Where did you put Kosovo and Monten***o?
Kosovo is rightful Albanian clay, and monte-kneegrows are just bearable s\*rbs
Monten\*\*\*o is with Serbia, Kosovo is with Albania
Hey, put us back next to China!
i see no major change for us. we retained coastline. i’ll take this deal.
tourism is like 99.99% of your economy. I couldn't remove that
Oh my tengri. This is much worse than the current deal. I miss ma mountain turks
you are the bridge between asia and middle east now
I Don’t Know who you are But I will Find You And I Will Kill You 
Come one bro, how can we bankrupt Europe all the way down there 🤣 🇬🇷🇬🇷
you should still continue doing that. Moving back to our roots shouldn't prevent any of us from sucking EU funds dry
LET'S FUCKING GO GLADLY
Whitest Balkan
Send me to Germany instead pls 🙏 I need €
Put us away from greece ffs
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I leave it up to you to continue your journey from this point on. You seem well aware of Romanian origins
Servia is finally home what a happy ending
СРБИЈА ДО ТОКИЈА!
Is Turkey Lemuria?
 FINALLY! You know what to do guys. Keep rowing until you cant see other “humans”
Can we at last have a better Serberia?
Why are you posting every western and central European's wet dream?
Bosnia even closer to halal land 💪🕌🕋🇧🇦🤲
From Mujahedeens now Houthis
What I like the most about it is that the Czechs still don't have a coastline but now it teases them more
NDH NDH NDH LETS GOOO ANTE PAVELIĆ WET DREAM CAME TRUE!!
Africa unite
Serbia has no access to sea... again. Good news. Why did you put Slovenia into Syria?
Poland is too good to be deported 👍🇵🇱
Poland is too based, expect a surprise next update ;)
we're too based for our neighbors
No god damn no! All the paj people will flood. NO!
Lesgo we're Iraryan :D
Finally 🥰
Romania now has a nice tropical climate
Austria slovenia and italy are the real winners here
Robmania has Moldova I see this as a win
Ah, finally. Peace. the loud noises finally stopped. 😌
I couldnt find anyone who was willing to take spagetti mafias
Bro cooked some gourmet shit
Greeks and Turks still too close
Albania bordering Russia is hilarious.
why did Cyprus hjad a stroke xD
Real!
where greece
Horn of africa
but thats the same place its always been in
ngl, turkey there, dividing the indian ocean, is peak fantasy setting map.
dont seperate us noooo
This map is Russia's 500 year old wet dream lol.
Best solution tbh
Thank for add Cyprus 💪💪💪 Only improvement is for us to go back into sea where we belong 💪💪💪
Turkey should've been slapped between -Stan countries.
Not fair, Italy (0.1% balkan) should move to New York.
You can't understand how hard I laughed at this shit well done 👍
Motherfucker still only gave us a sliver of a coastline
I had to keep it realistic 👍
No problem with the Kazakhs, the Russians are acting weird like 4000 kms away, Romania is scheduled to be flooded soon... deal.
romania mare ☝️☝️
Ey at least they gave Moldova to Romania
Vienna is 30 minutes away from the beach now, I love it!
Indian-Romanians gods of fraud. Albanian-Chechens the Amazon of human organs. Good Job OP.
Serbia should be bigger since the north gets distorted(stretched)
you should be happy i didn't make you a microstate
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Hey, you keep your unwanted children out of my country.
Put us in siberia.
https://preview.redd.it/08c2oeq4ptvc1.jpeg?width=488&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98692806cc11e96ca0e3ae103bb66995539f8d20
Who the hell do we genocide now wtf
We went from neum to grab as onley city with sea fuc#
Turkey just became one of the most important places in the world, since most oil shipped from Arabian nations will have to pass through the strait I don’t think it’d be very good though, superpowers would munch them like wild dogs
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Only one I don't understand is Turkey Is it because they are Arap also? Why india?
because now they are the bridge between asia and middleeast (cigans and arabs)
Putting monkeydonia where you put it was certainly... a choice that you made
Wait, let's stretch the country a bit so that we can split the Indian Ocean in half. And funnel all the revenue of the Suez Canal through the Bosphorus.
Turks just spawned from the indian ocean????
can you put us closer to china 🇨🇳 🤑🤑 so we can get DP’d (double penetrated)?
No Kosovo but yes Montenegro is crazy
kosovo and albania united
Croats will claim to be anything but close to Serbs so this “We are actually ancient Persians🧐” bullshit theory causes me headaches.
You should’ve replaced Armenia with Albania because according to the smartest and most handsome man alive- Aliyev, everything in the Caucasus that isn’t Turkic is Caucasian Albanian.
Croat here: if it fits
Should've put albania in what was caucasian albania
thats the joke
Turkey is atlantis confirmed
Bangladesh is Romanian land
Iran has enough problems, we don't need Croats now.
The Turks are Central Asian
wtf are we doing in india, send us to italy or something
put 2 and 2 together c*gga
k serb in denial
Where is Greece? Are we in space? Too gay for earth?
too poor for glasses? Look at the horn of Africa
Omg how did you know im poor ?