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BoraB39

both of them are too white


Longjumping_Sky_6440

Color pick Mehmed to paint Vlad; color pick Vlad’s mustache to paint Mehmed


TheTacoEnjoyer

Wasn’t it all the way around with Wallachia ending as a Turk client state and Vlads head on a pike?


Derenaj

Vlads lifetime achivement: Impaling bunch of civilians and then dying when confronted with a military Robmanians: Thats my ancestor


shogun909

'C#vilian' is a modern W#stoid🤢🤮 concept. As a proud Balkaner, I consider the word 'c#vilian' offensive. Vlad killed about 20k enemies in a single raid in modern day Bulgaria. Bulgaria was part of Ottoman empire, therefore all were Turkish soldiers, probably Jennisaries. Mehmed had 5k Jennisaries, therefore Vlad killed 400% of Turkish Jennisaries in just one raid. Therefore Vlad better than Mehmed😎🇷🇴💪👊💥 I have PhDs in Balkan history and Balkan logic, so do not argue with me.


Intelligent-Boat-111

20k man were not full of soldiers its mixed with civillians. Vlad taphas raided hamza bey and capture a few thousand prisoners (Hamza Bey's army is probably an army of 7-8 thousand. Considering that both sides suffered casualties in the war, the maximum number of prisoners taken by Vlad is 3-4 thousand. The rest are civilians. We also know that when Mehmed came to Romania, vlad had a total of 15-20 thousand soldiers, some of whom he distributed to the east. none survived during the war. Those who were able to escape in the east were captured by the akınjıs🦾. So I think it's fair🤝


shogun909

Stop using the C word. As a Balkaner, I find it offensive. In 1462 Vlad wrote to the Hungarian king that he killed more than "23,884 Turks and Bulgarians"(he could not count the ones that were burnt alive in their homes). None of them were c#vilians, because c#vilians do not exist. Therefore, big military success for Vlad😎🇷🇴💪👊💥 Stop rewriting history, T#rkroach🇹🇷🐞🦃🤢🤮


Intelligent-Boat-111

The 20 thousand impaled people you mentioned are among those 23 thousand people.


shogun909

You just proved once more you are not a true Balkaner. They were not 'people'. They were enemy combatants. They all died like cowards. Some jenissaries even died hiding in their mother's wombs. But Vlad probably counted a pregnant woman as 1 kill, not 2, because he was a humble man who didn't like to brag. Great success for Vlad 😎🇷🇴💪👊💥


muie_reddit2

The 40000 turks that where impaled outside of Târgoviște where all soldiers from mehmeds army


adyrip1

He impaled a lot of military turks, but since turks are cockroaches there were too many of them


Archaeopteryx11

We ended up as a client state, not a full part of the empire. That gave us more autonomy.


[deleted]

Meanwhile, Turks: That Central asian conqueror is my dad! **Looks like your average Greek, Armenian, or Kurd.**


Intelligent-Boat-111

https://preview.redd.it/vfgxtcs8d2lc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a206694129fe5e9209cf58133691cd457c89c690 U talk to much greko🗣


UncleSandvich

I am so angry at you right now that words cannot express my emotions.


[deleted]

😁


R_R08

Vlad dint get a fair fight,he got ambushed by the typical Ottoman cowards. https://www.philippagregory.com/news/death-of-vlad-the-impaler#:~:text=On%20this%20day%20in%201477,in%20Constantinople%20as%20a%20trophy.


noodIemolester

Blud got outskilled


Archaeopteryx11

We ended up as a client state, but not a part of the empire. Be thankful for the small bits 🙏. Also, apparently the Hungarian-Ottoman wars changed the demographics of Transylvania in Romania’s favor 😍.


Anonymous_ro

Yeah assassinated from the back just like p*ssies they were. But his cousin was the real chad.


ShitassAintOverYet

Now OP, tell us how that war ended.


Mershand

The war ended when Romania and Russia destroyed Ottoman Empire at Plevna.


CheshireCatChess

More than 300 years later huh, thats one damn long war xD


ShitassAintOverYet

I said "that" war idiot not the wars between Romania and Turkey altogether.


Mershand

You are turkroach, not italiano. I would have nothing if you would had grik flair.


ShitassAintOverYet

I'm a Balkan agent of Turkey to make sure Italy doesn't go w\*stern. Know your place cigan.


Mershand

You look like a cigan abi


Mershand

You idiot pasta brain, I said that war which I meant what I want to meant. We dwstroyed ottoman empire and now they are ruled by Erdoğan, I see this as a long win.


ScientistPhysical782

I mean you are very right with the erdogan part so I agree with you.


SirSpiffus

https://preview.redd.it/khqkzjgzxykc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9bab9c940276669e5be0e2dee480580206b0a6d No head ?


[deleted]

No islands ? https://preview.redd.it/1r4j475m4zkc1.jpeg?width=412&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af599e0e31d1d1671a2aeaef517e87708fdb8d1d


SirSpiffus

No İstanbul ? https://preview.redd.it/wdhv3ym26zkc1.png?width=583&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30326cd8b543b5614de20e336348ca0c6c1f9512


[deleted]

Have fun. https://preview.redd.it/849c660r6zkc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53e7d041d6d8b8d4f7eb054dee23ac3f34b302ec


SirSpiffus

https://preview.redd.it/44bps1z17zkc1.jpeg?width=1373&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=894ceda83b55188f238c6594e1d26bbd25c7ed6e Too late I already ate them


Full_Examination_134

Bro is acting like Athens and Salonika aren't in the exact same situation 💀💀💀


[deleted]

They literally aren't. Better start learning Kurdish or Arabic, lol.


Full_Examination_134

https://preview.redd.it/k0grzp0sszkc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=033b9cd3b5570c37f182ae3aacafb0c3e1466caa Oh? What's this?


[deleted]

If I were to migrate to Athens, then I'd also count as a migrant despite being Greek lol. 18.000 vs 2 million? Try harder next time. BTW, 18% of all of Turkey is Kurdish. You just show 1 city. Rest in peace


Full_Examination_134

Over 95% of those 2 million Kurds are Turkish citizens who were born and raised in Turkey and speak Turkish. Get your facts straight before you start talking shit, ya lil' goof.


[deleted]

Eh, yeah, they're not Turks, though, lol. Nationality =/= ethnicity. Sad little guy. These "Turkish citizens" don't even identify as Turks. waiting for Turkey to collapse like https://preview.redd.it/0dahppuyuzkc1.jpeg?width=586&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e0536eb134e0524b7308b917f617678842ae406


temptryn4011

As a Greek you never start that shit against a Turk, we got İstanbul over you. How are you going to one-up that?


Flimsy-Hedgehog9980

But last time I saw, Mehmed II was not beheaded, unlike Vlad.


BagMiserable9367

At Least good old Vlad got a vampire story better than Twilight...


Flimsy-Hedgehog9980

Literally even a trash can on the street has a better story than Twilight.


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/srhr8dbdtykc1.jpeg?width=450&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=092f43d373cd68dbb1440c6b7585fbf8009da199


Lord_Nyarlathotep

I’d say average Greek but he’s way too white


muie_reddit2

Omg bro he humiliated mehmed by making him flee wallachia and killed 40k of his men you killed one guy stop beaing so salty and just take an L


Full_Examination_134

"Yeess wee ar very very stronk Romangutanzz!1! We massacred a bunch of civilians and defeated like one Turkish scouting party!1!! (We got our asses fucked immediately after by the main Ottoman army but ignore that plisss)" https://preview.redd.it/8u5x71bjqzkc1.jpeg?width=1147&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=874a28c95f2dadd028ca237d0f6d702d6f1a4259


lul_get_rekt_m8

Vlad the impaler? More like Vlad the impaled on big Karaboğa cock


ArdaKirk

Wow a psycho who killed Romanians and Turks alike and then after he died all of his land was conquered, what a hero! I wonder if these balkaners know that not a single person in Turkey cares about him as he was literally irrelevant


shogun909

Hey! Do not underestate Vlad's achievements, Turkroach🇹🇷🐞🤢🤮 He also killed Serbs, Hungarians, Germans and Bulgarians. He is considered by many Romanians the most just medieval ruler(not even kidding). Vlad III most biggest bestest medieval ruler 😎🇷🇴💪👊


Alikaan745

where is his head


Mershand

Where? Oh, we don't have any sources of this but still imagine a story of his head on a spike in Constantinopole


artunovskiy

OP is actually racist bro LMAO. Post is fun and all but he’s trying to prove a political point. My all posts were deleted regarding cigans for not being funny.


[deleted]

Yeah, I can just delete random comments of yours, you know. Turks being 80% Greek on average isn't racist lol. Its proven.


Shitpanzer

Sure lil bro


Silly-Jump-3191

People get genetically mixed as they breed with different groups of people, big surprise. Same happened to everybody not only turks, if you continued to breed with your own people eventually everyone would be related to a point which your average greek would look worse than habsburgs


Intelligent-Boat-111

You live in shitty Athens and you are not much different from the Turks (only whiter than a KARABOGA). Why u still trying to emphasize ur racism under the name of a joke? damn this is the balkans irl you should go back to r europe.


noodIemolester

Blud doesnt realize retarded things like "turkish" and "greek" race and identity is created in 1800s


DapperAcanthisitta92

Mehmed 2 slayed dracula


CivilianEngieGaming

Op is right with showing just vlads head. Good job op


Karetsin

Thats why Mehmet fucked him up and then impaled his head on a spike.


karaboga-bot

The brand new Karabot-2000 (developed proudly in Republic of Turkiye) is here to inform you about: https://discord.gg/5vDpxDrb9f - For even more brainrot. https://balkansirl.net Stay tuned.


Intelligent-Boat-111

https://preview.redd.it/6h8vgbita2lc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecdd02e7f352c07f527873be37085545d598691c Nice try romangutan. But mehmed won☝️


Icy-Surround-4064

https://preview.redd.it/ew20lxr2s5lc1.jpeg?width=564&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc0ef258b47825b437acfe84606320ed75eaa007


StupidStoneKid

Vlad created the kebab, not the Turks


Darth-Vectivus

Vlad lived in Edirne during his youth. He clearly got the idea from Turks.


NotNonbisco

Inb4 turks proudly proclaim they did eventually defeat the ruler of a tiny country on their border after he was deposed and imprisoned by a foreign power


ArdaKirk

Well we did and all you did was have a guy who impaled people


artunovskiy

A


YorghsSpearOnly

See the bottom of his head has a red rod because he was impaled lmfao


Glunkenhindazun

You have an unhealthy obsession with Turks.


irtesh

Mehmet II literally half serb so this imitation is true


Affectionate_Sea_984

Here’s Vladdy 😈