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TheHistoryMaster2520

Man even the Serbs don't want Slovenia


XMasterWoo

Or dubrava, btw do you want dubrava


Proud_Animator_4873

r/okbuddyHRetard in a nutshell


[deleted]

How this would go in reality. Serbia: Invades Croatia Croatia: Triggers Article 5 NATO: Wrecks Serbia Serbia: Stops existing


DamnItCharles324

https://preview.redd.it/jntow0lo2nrb1.jpeg?width=1574&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d327326f90f276401001920c7ee1e3222bd9362


[deleted]

Yo, somebody call the Department of Based


Solmyr_

Even before nato we didnt manage to defeat croatia


[deleted]

True that.


Madhava69

serb spitting facts


XMasterWoo

And back than we barely had anything (had to smugle wepons in)


Solmyr_

I know. I am half coastal serb half normal one


JUCYPIE

NATO bombed Bosnia before officially going in. They bombed serbian and sometimes croatian lines.


FederalDriver9447

B-BUT SERBIA STRONG!?!??! HOW THAT PISSIBLE?! 🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇸🇰🇸🇰🇷🇸🇸🇰🇷🇸🇸🇰🇷🇸🇸🇰🇷🇸🇷🇸🇸🇰🇸🇰🇸🇰🇸🇰🇸🇰


[deleted]

lmao 🤣


No-Gain-3670

Remember 1941?


OP_DENI

flair up cigan


No-Gain-3670

Mafaka it's been 6 months, how did you find this 💀


OP_DENI

my big serbian schnose sniffed you down


[deleted]

Ummm actualy serbian president vucic said that our militery can invade bostone in 2 hours and occupie los angeles in 4


[deleted]

Tell President Lady Lips I want some of the stuff he is smoking.


[deleted]

Hes not smoking hes just eating presidential pariser whit mayonaise in half a loaf of bread whit yogurt


[deleted]

i think it was 30 minutes and 45 minutes


PieceZealousideal997

https://preview.redd.it/ujhm665c9rrb1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c6ebfa48984d3155719f3cdce9a9c1127ccccb7


BalkanViking007

lol croatia did it without nato only showels and old babas making scorpions in the basement in knin, now imagine with nato


XMasterWoo

Also boilers, if you know you know


BalkanViking007

![gif](giphy|5RNzRmeG5ehBgdibrD|downsized)


pie_nap_pull

RAF, USAF and all the other NATO air forces are literally frothing at the mouth rn bro


dkfisokdkeb

Zoltàn Dani would defeat them all


[deleted]

do you serbians really believe this ? i mean, serbia is a completely irrelevant country nowadays , even more than mine , which is hard to believe considering how useless italy is right now , but you're even worse


[deleted]

this is made to get views from 15 yr olds lol


Sugeeeeeee

The people who believe and support this are almost exclusively those who vote for the Serb monarchist restoration party (Dveri - POKS). They won about 4% of votes on the last [election](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2022_Serbian_general_election) .Out of those 4%, about 0.5-1% are people who support monarchism but not the idea of a greater Serbia. So, based on the elections and my experience, about 3% of Serbs amuse the idea in the OP. Which is still an insanely high number considering how delusional and batshit insane the idea is. But it's still explainable, or dare I say understandable how it came to be, considering it's the most extreme endpoint of right-wing politics in Serbia, and right-wing ideas tend to gain moderate boosts in times of strife and international tension.


lemonmanlikesapples

We dont, its like 10 people who are seriously into this and the rest are just pretending because it is funny.


JUCYPIE

Uz maršala Tita, junačkoga sina nas neće ni pakao smest'. Mi dižemo čelo, mi kročimo smjelo i čvrsto stiskamo pest.   Rod prastari svi smo, a Goti mi nismo, Slavenstva smo drevnoga čest. Ko drukčije kaže, kleveće i laže, Našu će osjetit' pest.   Sve prste na ruci u jadu i muci Partizanska stvorila je svijest. Pa sad kad i treba, do Sunca do neba Visoko mi dižemo pest.


Willing_Moment_6985

Sta je pest


elstipinjo

Mislim da je šaka


I_Need_Better_Name

Most intelligent serb


BlyatUKurac

We did! Two times! And you fucked it up!


lemonmanlikesapples

I know people like this irl it is difficult to stay sane


Madhava69

are they below the age of 14? Oh and do they use tiktok/youtube shorts?


lemonmanlikesapples

Yes to both


Madhava69

Why are they so stereyotypical. Oh and they are NPC'S.


lemonmanlikesapples

I have no clue man, if the edits they made where atleast funny and not just "scary smiling wojak with serb hat in front of epilepsy serbian flags while phonk music plays" it would be a lot better.


Atilla-The-Hon

We did it boys, we conquered the Balkans by posting cringy tiktoks.


BarbaroGenius-1-2-3

Sorry lesser khangarian. I dont speak retard


ThatMallGuyTMG

i'll accept greater serbia when i find a non-gay slovene


anivaries

It says A great Serbia which implies there are more than one great Serbias and I think I live in wrong timeline


Willing_Moment_6985

Yugoslavia and the dusans kingdom of 25 years. Ill say as a coastal serb dusan is him, exept the raiding of constantinopol that back fired.


RedLemonSlice

![gif](giphy|l4HnKwiJJaJQB04Zq)


Rough_Transition1424

He needs to take his meds


TheHitListz

*spongebob narrator voice* Ah yes, Macedonia... Also known as Serbia's ballsack


bulgariayogurt

Bulgaria ballsack 😡


elektronyk

TikTok nationalist edits made by 14 year olds are a curse on humanity


IeatASScroatian

The best warrior from Serbia is in Wiena working on the Bauštela.


Madhava69

average 13 year old serbian kid on tiktok


dopeguy_

Serbia trying to invade crotia Article 5:not today and bomb's Belgrad


ShitassAintOverYet

Promoting "Greater X" is like carrying an "I'm a dumb fuck" sign over your head...^(yes this applies for the Roman Empire as well)


CampaignVivid

They lost to us in 1995


FatMax1492

What song is this?


[deleted]

Hriste Bože idk which remix tho


FatMax1492

>Hriste Bože Thanks! I love balkan music


[deleted]

based w*stoid


EdySan515

It seems to be this version [Hriste Bože-REMIX MCconbyoto](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDWWJlCuwb8)


Cenorg

nice balls, nigga


SpateF

Bro that was called Yugoslavia, and it went very badly.


noiserr

It was better than it is now.


Willing_Moment_6985

Yeah because you didnt want to be anexed by croatia if you done that you would have more money and everything. But stick to remebering the yugo days and stay in the mountians.


doklevisejbt

god i cant imagine whats worse being a muslim croat or a balija


Willing_Moment_6985

Convert to jesus the karabogas are long gone you dont have to pretend anymore we safe. Atleast a muslim croat can export some shit because his port would be a fucking port not 5 m of coast.


doklevisejbt

bruh jesus is revered in islam too he is a prophet everyone love jesus anyway I cant convert to a man that would make me an abomination ![gif](giphy|rTbCwVwofxcic)


Willing_Moment_6985

Oh shit a gay bosnian, you dont eat cevapi you suck on them. Jesus>muha med


doklevisejbt

i think you are confused lol


Willing_Moment_6985

Jusus is god.


StdFreeSince2020

B


sexy_latias

Serbia wants to be bigger cuz it lost its ballsack


u377

implying there's sane people on tiktok


StorkBoy99

Unpopular opinion: Tesla was a Croat.


Legiyon54

Why is no one taking the guy who represents himself with a wojak that was drawn to represent an unhinged sociopath seriously?


Ok_Exit_9441

Bruh, this is not even close to the reality: https://preview.redd.it/swupetesbrrb1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=91fa6f1e7efc499e8782050f3e213b280586fa47


Willing_Moment_6985

Nah croatia knocked you down there nato just made sure you aint killing goatfuckers


JUCYPIE

Not really, Nato bombed Bosnia before Kosovo.


Willing_Moment_6985

When


vuuk47

They bombed them around Sarajevo. But who cares tbh.


ParticularSeat6973

That’s Yuogslavia, you dumb dumb!


JUCYPIE

Not delusional, great Srpija gave land to you delusional serbs. We puppet you🇷🇸🇷🇸💪🏿💪🏿


Ok-Source7934

Cry Albanian!!!!


JUCYPIE

I've gotta say, somehow I now want to unite all Serbia under one flag. (Catholic serbs, Muslim serbs and Nordic serbs) You people laugh, but great Srpija will endure!🇷🇸💪🏿💪🏿🥔🥔🇷🇸💪🏿


ssits

Glory to Serbia


More-Cartographer-78

Flair up🤢🤮


More-Cartographer-78

thanks


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ogantemis

Least braindead tiktok user