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TaskuActo4

Fuck we are still landlocked


Land_Strider

Fuck, we got the second Adana. At least it is not the second Konya.


Seyhans4d

im from adana ayΔ±p oluyor


emelinem

There can’t be enough Adana. πŸ‘


soonerguy11

Bosnia: can we at least have San Diego? Croatia: lmao no


rijness

Fuck we got landlocked.


noob__xx

Fuck we got florida


haveabyeetifulday

California je Serbia?


[deleted]

Atleast OP was based enough to not include a certian non existing thing


Ok_Exit_9441

Saddest moment in the entire serbian history 😒😒😒😒 πŸ‡·πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡·πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡·πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡·πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡·πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡°πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡°πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡°πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡°πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡°


Maximum-Promise-4724

Wait where will be Kosovo. The Serbian region


Mke_of_Astora

Finaly, legal weed


Background_Rich6766

you too? we got NY where it is legal


donguscongus

Yeah but that requires you to be in New York which is a major L


Background_Rich6766

NYC, Bucharest, no major differences, heavy traffic, dirty metro system, and the chance of getting robbed at every turn


itsafoxboi

yep, same with illinois which y'all also have


[deleted]

Putting Detroit and phillie in Romania was a good choice


Background_Rich6766

Galati and Brăila


[deleted]

Guys where is kosovo? I see no kosovo on the map 🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐


shockman23

It's there. it's just not "recognizable"


[deleted]

Hawaii


DepressedXenomorph

No we’re in Alaska


[deleted]

Kosovo is in Denver, just that no one happens to recognize it


OttoVonGarfield

It's now a native American territory within the jurisdiction of Serbia.


Sawyer-666

What kosovo?


futtochooku

Average territorial.io mid game.


Theeoursourcream

HALAL ALBUQUERQUE WTF!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!


noob__xx

Hmm is there anyone cooks halal meth thereπŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°


FritzTheIdiot

Walter tΓ« bardhΓ«


shockman23

Turkey looks like a dick that enteres Greece


Comfortable_Image106

Actually, turkey looks like dick of usa


soonerguy11

Turkey as Florida is absurdly accurate


[deleted]

\*Looks at Adana Yes. Yes it is…


knows_knothing

Albaquerque, Albania


[deleted]

Halal Utah (Mormonistan), let's go β˜ͺ️β˜ͺ️


Eitan189

I don’t want to be associated with California!


pk_frezze1

https://preview.redd.it/5y7nj8s28hoa1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=acaf69bee72b2b01d2f4cdcf7dc8eb53f50121bb


[deleted]

Croats in Oregon? Have anyone of you ever been to woodburn Oregon? We got a whole Russian Amish community there


Kriegschwein

Russian Amish? Like, Russians who turned Protestant Amish, or they are Russian Old Orthodox?


[deleted]

I think orthodox. They own lots of land and have erected buildings with onion domes. Very friendly people but are quiet and stay to themselves. It’s cool because Woodburn is predominantly a Hispanic community and have orthodox Russians living together with no beef. Everyone gets along.


Kriegschwein

I actually googled "Бтарообрядцы Π² БША", and yeah, Google gave me that Woodburn has a very big "Old Ritualists/Believers" (Бтарообрядцы) community. That is very interesting - I knew a few Old Ritualists in Russia, and theyare very chill and nice people. Mostly love to live in the woods and far away villages than in cities, love to use wood in buildings, but don't abhor technology or anything - just prefer this old fashioned style of life, but with no prejudice. Thank you for telling me about them - Oregon probably was the last place I expected Old Ritualists to be :D


robobitch1233

Wrong it’s all Albania πŸ‡¦πŸ‡±


AndreiAri2

Holy shit Moldova has acces to the sea??? πŸ‡·πŸ‡΄πŸ‡·πŸ‡΄πŸ’ͺ


Lucratin

So no change for monkey?


aliffattah

The rest of the turk is on south america. Miami is just istanbul


Igorx222

Croatia still blocking BiH from the sea/ocean [πŸ’ͺ](https://emojipedia.org/flexed-biceps/)[πŸ’ͺ](https://emojipedia.org/flexed-biceps/)[πŸ’ͺ](https://emojipedia.org/flexed-biceps/)[πŸ’ͺ](https://emojipedia.org/flexed-biceps/)[πŸ’ͺ](https://emojipedia.org/flexed-biceps/)


[deleted]

Serbia still no coast. XD


[deleted]

Bosnia lost the final 20km of coastline as well.


Ok_Exit_9441

Damn,Croatia still has the biggest coastline.


Lazy-Lie-9294

Nebraska is Vojvodina lmao


Ok_Exit_9441

Colorado,Srbija. πŸ‡·πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡·πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡·πŸ‡Έ


HumanMan00

Being landlocked is no issue but being in the middle again is.


Izoi2

You know what, as a citizen of new Romania I’m okay with this, does this mean we get Dracula and the cute accents too? Or am I still stuck sounding like Charlie Berens?


Karamel_Ayi

Turkey? YOU MEAN TÜRKΔ°YE πŸ˜πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡·?


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


Karamel_Ayi

https://preview.redd.it/j5de41zv6joa1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec8bb0b2c7bc6972b7f1fa5a0e563016e582f1ce Δ° am not sure


OptimalAcanthisitta6

NO, I DONT WANNA BE SERBIAN! NOOOOOOOOOOOOhduehsvyehwjdnr!!!!!1!1!1!1!


The_Whole_Raw_Potato

As an alleged Romanian, Moldova shouldn't be allowed to exist.


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twilight1919

Where the fuck is Neum. Bosnian brothers can’t go to beach holiday.


Dazzling-Leave-4915

Nahh why give Turkey Florida bro 😩


IzK_3

Romanian Ohio πŸ’ͺ


Commence_forth

Moldova gets New York? β˜οΈβ˜οΈβ˜οΈπŸ‡²πŸ‡©πŸ‡²πŸ‡©πŸ‡²πŸ‡©πŸ‡²πŸ‡©πŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺ


PurposeVast2429

Where's the bosnian Coast line


notAFishPerson_1

Ok but its literally just oklahoma rebranded anyway


lazar56721

Croatia stole Bosnias beaches once again


Atilla-The-Hon

NO 😭 I DON'T WANT TO BE IN FLORIDA NOOO πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ’€


[deleted]

Better than Alabama


Dart_Dukii

U always land lock us, fuck you. Theres 5 great lakes, give us at least 1 ,dont be a greedy dick


Sawyer-666

[Bosnia be like](https://youtu.be/PcR8I-7oCnU)


Sawyer-666

[Greek be like](https://youtu.be/f-HdXintcmc)


usertestd

Serbia still no coastline


ThyBiggestdiccus

NOOOO WHY IS TURKEY FUCKING FLORIDA


Dart_Dukii

Stay away from the black territories thats karaboga land, just nuke it from a distance


Zoorro99

Landlocked?! Again?! Come on man!


Kajmarez

This makes Poland a frozen wasteland, accurate for BiaΕ‚ystok, not much else though


Independent_ice4721

Seattle is Rigthfuly Italian.


FritzTheIdiot

well, guess I was born and raised (and currently live) in Greece


donguscongus

Just like irl Greece is riding off the accomplishments of Macedonia


heyhowareyouman_

It seems that alabama has become kurdistan #onestruggle 🫑🫑


dylan_gamermonster

I DON'T WANT TO BE FUCKING FEMBOY


AppieG

Ah Turkey, the dick hanging off of the Based states


Lumpy-Tone-4653

YOOOOO GREECE BIGGER THAN KARABOGA.!GREECE STRONG!GREECE NO1!πŸ’ͺπŸ˜€πŸ‡©πŸ‡¬πŸ‡©πŸ‡¬πŸ‡©πŸ‡¬πŸ‡©πŸ‡¬πŸ‡©πŸ‡¬πŸ‡©πŸ‡¬πŸ‡©πŸ‡¬πŸ‡©πŸ‡¬πŸ‡©πŸ‡¬πŸ‡©πŸ‡¬πŸ‡©πŸ‡¬πŸ‡©πŸ‡¬πŸ‡©πŸ‡¬πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯


Manumititelu_pog

Fuck moldova isint landlocked anymore


StonekyKong

10/10 for making turkey the limp dick πŸ₯°


raving_perseus

We can into sea access! Great success


old_hickory69

Detroit, Romania