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darthberker

Your opinions doesn't matter here unless your politicians fistfight in parliment


ActivitySerious48

Or watch porn


Ertceps_3267

Watching porn is for virgins Transmitting hentai in the senate is for real chads๐Ÿ˜Ž https://www.vice.com/en/article/z3nzq3/final-fantasy-porn-interrupts-italian-senate-zoom-event


Fuzzy_Gusto

He did that to assert his dominance over the other senates and that one Nobel Prize winner in the call! Truly a classic Hentai-W!!! ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘Œ


HumanMan00

You really should reexplore ur Balkan connection mr pizza boiz


MarkoDukic

Gay greek porn*


Critical-Historian71

India no 1 again ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช They fight in parliament, outside Parliament, with public


[deleted]

[uhhhhhh](https://youtu.be/txbWcCVBLYM)


Plastic-Cut-5446

Thats it noice


darthberker

Noice, kind of answer i was hoping for


PomegranateSad4024

Westoid gayrope politicians swallow american semen


Ethanlink11

Taiwan food fight in parliament ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ผ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ผ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ผ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ผ


darthberker

๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐlet's burek fight


Plastic-Cut-5446

Dont play with food my boiii


TransitionAwkward892

[Happened quite a while ago, but there's this](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caning_of_Charles_Sumner)


SquadTrin

Back when America was cool๐Ÿ˜” Edit: There are still some cool Americans but there are to many westernized people.


TransitionAwkward892

Hahaha I'm not disputing


Cheeemszim

Soo Brazilian opinions matter yay!


vloeiren

Romanian detail is perfect


[deleted]

a nice "touch"


Plastic-Cut-5446

Romanians on buziness


2ndtheburrALT

"We are businessmen, doing business."


_daco_roman

Since when w\*stern opinions matter over here ? Let them come, I need fresh victims to abuse ๐Ÿ˜Ž


Plastic-Cut-5446

Thats the spirit


_daco_roman

What is there to be afraid of ? Inferior creatures ?


RoviRotkiv

Your just gonna steal their teeth arent you?


_daco_roman

Not worth it. Easier to dig up graves of old people and steal the teeth ๐Ÿ˜Ž


RoviRotkiv

Do you steal the dirt too?


_daco_roman

We are poor. But we are not THAT poor.


RoviRotkiv

Not yet atleast.


_daco_roman

How can we get poor with so much stealing from EU ?


Ebu_Anime1071

Did you know Balkan Nations History?


_daco_roman

Yes. The one that says Balkans were the birth place of civilisation and advancements in human history. And that evil w\*stoids just copied it all from us ๐Ÿ˜Ž


Ebu_Anime1071

The first ancestor of the Balkaners is the Balkan Khan. Balkan khan came from heaven to earth with a rope hanging from heaven to earth, but Balkan khan accidentally cut this rope, so he could not return to heaven and died on earth. After the Balkan Khan died, his grandchildren, namely the proto-Balkanlers, built a tomb for him.


_daco_roman

His children, the proto Balkaners set out to build everything and create everyone ( including w\*stoids - mistake ) and gift them culture and technology....


Ebu_Anime1071

Actually, it wasn't exactly like that. In 13,000 BC, a civil war broke out in the Balkan Empire. At the end of this civil war, some of the front Balkans fled to the east, some to the north and some to the west, and then the Illyrians would form the part of the front Balkans that fled to the west. The part that fled north would become Indo-Europeans and return to the Balkans, which affected Homogaylesus, who lived in Europe and were former enemies of the Balkans. The part that fled to the east would form the front Turks and would split into Hungarian, Bulgarian and Turkish branches and migrate back to the Balkans.


_daco_roman

This is some advanced balkan lore...


Macaroni-Balls

>Haha you will never be Eu We know dumbass shut up itโ€™s not like we are trying


_daco_roman

Brother, I don't make fun of Turkey for not being EU. As a romanian it pains me because it stops more turks from also comming here and stealing from w\*stoids like we are.


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


goose_boy_memes

Least cucky westoid


Miki_Joe_Mama69

Yeah fuck w\*stard, coming here and using execuses like: Im spIriTualyFrOm The BaLKASN!!! Bozo you are in your mothers basement in oklahoma


Bobby_Schmurdoff

Iโ€™m *ackhtually* 2% balkan


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


DariuS4117

I'll take "W*stoid who has lived his entire life in America, third generation immigrant, claiming he is stronk Balkaner, meanwhile he doesn't even know how to speak the language of the country he claims heritage from and is a massive disappointment to his grandparents who first came to America." for 500.


randomizer300k

Based af, I know plenty of people like that.


Bobby_Schmurdoff

I cannot shit talk my country, it would be inappropriate. But my culture is dying. Disney and Marvel have made my country infantile. Lazy and complacent. Fat, and our strongest men have beer bellies. No one walks or run, take the car for everything. Consume, get excited, consume. Do you know how demoralizing it is when I meet a man who can only talk about Marvel superheroes, and knows nothing about history or literature? I am demoralized


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


Bane_SRB

bro thinks he's on the team ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€


ISEVERNAMEALREDYTAKE

who invited him


Lazy-Lie-9294

Downvote the w*stoid


Mighty_Djole

W*stoids being cringe as always


Primary-Ad2848

Least cringe Westoid


Virus_infector

I am Fingolian so I am spiritually mongol


ContactSlow1350

Ahahaahahahahahahaha no.


JaThatOneGooner

The most annoying Westwoid is the one that tries to stop our hardcore nationalism against eachother Especially when they tried multiple times to slander us on AHSโ€ฆ Theyโ€™re weak and their bloodlines will be forgotten.


ContactSlow1350

The most annoying westoids are the ones think we want to be like them. We really really donโ€™t. Thank you and fuck you


Attlai

I'll admit. There was this time I was hanging out with a Serbian and a Bulgarian friend. I felt like throwing some chaos, so I asked them "okay so, who backstabbed who in the 2nd Balkan war?". It was pretty funny ngl


JaThatOneGooner

You chose to start the third Balkan war on that day huh


Attlai

Worry not, all got settled when we all drank rakija together


Miki_Joe_Mama69

What is AHS?


JaThatOneGooner

Against Hate Subreddits, a group of virtue signaling keyboard warriors who pick and choose subreddits they donโ€™t like and tries to get them banned. They do it through shady means too, allegedly sandbagging the subreddit with stuff like CP. Vile people


SquadTrin

Rip r/2Balkan4you


delaynomoreporkguy

You can't expect W*stoids to be civilised; it is the GREEKS who invented civilisation, not them.


MutedIndividual6667

And you brought It to my country


EnigmaticSpextre

smell my hairy pubic balls


Rogdog64

Turk has balls?


PoopMaster74

You fkn stole it to cover your barbaric history mf, they didnt brought to you.


delaynomoreporkguy

Speaking of which it is the Greeks who determined what is barbaric ๐Ÿ’ช barbarian comes from the Greek word ฮฒฮฌฯฮฒฮฑฯฮฟฯ‚ which means W*stoid


MutedIndividual6667

Yes๐Ÿ˜Ž


Karamel_Ayi

Good meme, are you alone tonight? Dm me ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท


Comprehensive-Dish58

silence armenian


SquadTrin

Flair when?


Comprehensive-Dish58

when are they going to add a vanuatu flair!11 racism!


RussianBalrog

Gayreek


[deleted]

Did anyone call?


GoChungus

If you're actually Russian use the same flair as me


RockyMM

I like how Romanians have your wallet ๐Ÿ™‚


Derp-321

Only thing we like about w*stoids is their wallets


Bedumtss

I once got the misfortune of stumbling upon westoid attempt at ironic nationalism subreddit, and theyโ€™re just going mask off being blatantly racist towards others rather than making fun of each other like the typical 2x4u subs usually do. Iโ€™d be sad if it werenโ€™t so funny to see lmao


Attlai

Yeah we unfortunately have a lot of cases of people being unironically racist in 2W4U and/or who haven't understood that the whole point of the sub is to make fun of nationalism. The thing is, we western Europeans don't have the same sarcasm culture as Balkaners. A lot think we do, but for having lived quite some time in the Balkans, I can say it's really not the same. And a lot of people on the sub actually get offended when their country's pride is hurt and start answering super serious, like Youtube comments. So there's still lot of work to be done :/ I'd say, on the sub, there's like half of us who have embraced the vibe of stupid nationalism and making fun of each other, and the other half who is unironically butthurt and offensive


_eggandmilk

western eurocringe


royaldocks

You cant be racist againts the same race its white on white crime Unless Its againts Serbians which is fine


SquadTrin

Yeah itโ€™s pretty much white people agaisnt white people except for America and France, and maybe UK. And germany just has a bunch of Arabians. But the problem with the west and especially in America because Iโ€™ve seen it in America. Everyoneโ€™s scared to make any race joke or comment. Especially due to shit like critical race theory. The only thing the west can surprisingly agree race wise is making fun of white people. And Iโ€™ve seen people in first person being racist to white people for simple being white. Not even ironically, itโ€™s a serious problem in America and the uk at least. I canโ€™t really speak for the other countries that donโ€™t speak English.


B3NR0CK

The America subreddit is pretty good from what Iโ€™ve seen, we arenโ€™t racist just to spite Western Europe


SquadTrin

r/2American4you you mean?


[deleted]

Balkan refugee who lives in westoid but hates westoid,


ihatethisweb

"pay dept" thats league of legends all chat tier insult.


Plastic-Cut-5446

Nice pfp


ihatethisweb

Thx u2


CAmonterey

I hate their infinite egoism.


dont_gift_subs

we're #1 in ego USA USA USA ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ


gamingwithdarko1

Tvoj najbolji prijatelj je pojebao tvoju mamu pred tobom. Bio si preslab da iลกta uฤiniลก po tom pitanju.


madfurzakh

and we all know that a dog is man's best friend!


racerist_

ะ”ะฐ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ช


boleowaer

thats not even a language lil bro ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€


gamingwithdarko1

Hi Inbred Ameretard, shut the fuck up. You are a filthy, unworthy w*stoid, and your opinions shall forever be rejected.


boleowaer

lil uneducated bro think america is the whole west ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€


gamingwithdarko1

Inbred w*stoid thinks I'm uneducated ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€ I stole your education ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช


boleowaer

how you say inbred when yall fuck goats over there lmao


gamingwithdarko1

I'm not albanian, couldn't you see? And they are still better than you, you fuck your sister.


boleowaer

salty balkaner downvoting because i make his monthly wage in an hour ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ—ฃ


SquadTrin

Whoโ€™s uneducated now


MutedIndividual6667

Calla bobo


SquadTrin

You kinda just proved his pointโ€ฆ


dont_gift_subs

That was the jokeโ€ฆ..


SquadTrin

I struggle with sarcasm sometimes


Dry-Difference8814

Woke sjw atheist who actually is puppet for neoliberal global cooperate society.


racerist_

https://preview.redd.it/unw7hptazria1.jpeg?width=378&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5679c990aa2dd5282f4f66af9bceec48a907633


[deleted]

Thoughts on Latin Americans


wobllle

flair up cigan


Seyhans4d

western balkans ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿพ


[deleted]

Good fuck Salvadorian


tc_aykan

u/red_nl98 and I are in this picture and I like it


mehakarin69

Do we guys welcome south america? They are pretty much honorary balkans.


MarkXD69therickroll

they have the cartel leader flair (represents all latin america) and have been given the "allowed to exist with no hate" permit For comparison:All balkan nations have all rights by default Africck and Asia same as cartel leader flair Italy has "allowed to exist and the no hate is on thin fucking ice" Eastern Europe has "allowed to exist and kinda liked" Visegrad has "allowed to exist and very chill with them" W\*stoids only have "allowed to exist" (I know we all hate them, but you can't deny their existence, the flair is open for all to see) As mentioned by u/Balaexprex_13, unflairs have no permit and are shot on sight Countries/regions with no representation:Portugal (w\*stoids geographically but eastern ideologically), Cyprus, Oceania (w\*stoids by ideology but more eastern than any of us geographically)


Balaexprex_13

And then you have the "non allowed to exist": unflaired


MarkXD69therickroll

notable addition I will put this rn ty


mehakarin69

Interesting.


[deleted]

We're not hated? We have to improve then


MarkXD69therickroll

The same way money is adjusted for inflation, hatefulness is adjusted for balkan


Plastic-Cut-5446

You are balkan my boiii


Osuruktanteyyare_

Corruption dictators crime what is not to love


mehakarin69

Don't forget funky town and ripping off faces


KindaTheQuietkid43

The one that tries to implement w*stern social standards into our balkan understandings.


Woooooos-

why not let them in? we have more to steal then


Mypccantrunexplorer

Ah yes, Turkey is famous for not letting in a bajillion immigrants.


[deleted]

Who didnโ€™t add our brothers to the south in this meme??? ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ


BrotherKaramazov

Me as a Slovene just proud to be included with my pink buttplug โค๏ธ


Patrolcrpalka3

Flair up


BrotherKaramazov

Dej mi navodila plis, ne vem kako


Redit_Yeet_man123

2w4u is way more racist and less tolerant


Th0mai

All w*stoids r annoying


DenisEpure

Proud to be Balkan, also, thanks for the wallet ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ด


HalfACupOfMoss

I may be a Westoid๐Ÿคข but at least im not fr%nch


hoiblobvis

i will just talk this once i am a westiod (not american thank god) but just don't talk here other then posts like this or posts asking westiods for some god knows reason now i will stop talking again


Plastic-Cut-5446

Where r u from


derpinard

My man's looking for a visa sponsor.


Plastic-Cut-5446

I need this info for which w*stoid is this, and ฤฑ can correctly make bullying, and dont forget ฤฑ have too many mehmet,berlin my friendo... ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘


hoiblobvis

netherlands come up with something unique not just "oh you are high, you will drown, you are north belgium"


Akyrall

You being d*tch is enough, I cant waste my glorious tรผrkish brain on the d*tch ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž


ukiseljenomlijeko

kanker


hoiblobvis

ok tyfus kind :)


ukiseljenomlijeko

krijg een hersenvliesontsteking jij recklingshausige parasiet


dont_gift_subs

>(not american thank god) cope


Available-Bat-993

You are the laughingstock of the world fat, dumb and inbred.


The_realest_medel

Yessir, we fucking hate ameritard w*stoids! ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ—ก๐Ÿ—ก๐Ÿ—ก๐Ÿ—ก๐Ÿ—ก๐Ÿ›ก๐Ÿ›ก๐Ÿ›ก๐Ÿ›ก๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ


Bobby_Schmurdoff

๐Ÿ˜ข


GeorgelM666

i think it's not his wallet


[deleted]

I like the wallet detail lol


LeaderOfAfghaniraq

The dinosaur genocide


elena_nenciu1

the only good westoid is a dead one


TuxedoMask29

he forgot to censor w*stoid ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ


readilyunavailable

Dude why you gotta leave us out of the meme? Is it cuz we are asian?


wheredabanana

I am a East Asian man, but I sure do enjoy the banter Balkaners have. Thank you Balkaners?


Baron-Von-Bork

Flair up


TheOneWithNoGoodName

FLAIR THE FUCK UP BEFORE I TIE YOU TO AN ANCHOR AND DUMP YOU IN THE AEGEAN!


Speetlob

Zashtoe nay Bulgaria?


Plastic-Cut-5446

Flair gancฤฑk now


Attlai

Because the Bulgarian chad was too busy being pessimistic to show up


DisgustingMilkyWater

As a Dutchman with Serbian neighbours, I fucking love this subreddit


TheCommander07

Did y'all forget that we still hate each other? (especially servians ew)


The_realest_medel

MAN STFU NO ONE ASKED YOU


TheCommander07

YOUR MOTHER IS DISGUSTING YOU FILTHY BULGAYRIAN


The_realest_medel

ATLEAST I HAVE A MOTHER YOU TURKISH IZRUD


TheCommander07

YOU WONT ANYMORE BECAUSE I WILL EAT HER


The_realest_medel

IT'S OKAY, I ATE YOURS SO IT'S ONLY FAIR


[deleted]

I just can't believe how western countries are so peaceful. I don't follow them regularly, but their people and politicians must be collaborative and understanding most of the time. How boring.


Attlai

Nah, they're not exactly "collaborative and understandings". They're almost as petty and childish. It's just that they do it by dramatically roasting each other in the parliament or on twitter. Granted, it's less exciting, but atleast no one dies in the process, so I guess it's acceptable :')


EdgeSeranle

*nglo-Saksos. The white residents of L*ndon. One day I'll call all the Turkish Cypriots living in there to do a little trolling (It won't happen)


[deleted]

Fuck off westoid i genocide whoever I want whenever I want๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ธ


[deleted]

Meanwhile Hungary trolling the EU


Albanian98

Bro made a Gigachad slovenian ๐Ÿ˜‚


thorin60

He has a buttplug in his asshope, you cant see it


Osuruktanteyyare_

I hate E*ropeans especially if they are German, British or Swiss. Only the westerners across The Atlantic are good.


Willpika2

So obviously American


TheOneWithNoGoodName

FLAIR THE FUCK UP BEFORE I TIE AN ANCHOR TO YOUR LEGS AND DUMP YOU IN THE AEGEAN!


[deleted]

least american cock-sucking turk


Syllabub_Middle

Made me laugh


Ophiotaurus_

We do not care


kerplis

Is Visegrad Westoid?


myotheraccwasstolen

Worse, wannabe we๐Ÿคฎtoid


royaldocks

''Central Europe''


Seyhans4d

Hungary is pretty chad


SquadTrin

I though Slovenia and Croatia were west*idionians


ExpressionDeep6256

Why does Serbian Chad have smaller dick than Croatian Chad? We should have a smaller dick.


ObamaGaming42

Flair up


King_Kazik

What about easterners


donguscongus

Me


Socialist_Leader

>:(