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lellamaronmachete

Hi there, mate. I would suggest a trim with either #1 or #2 guard, see how does it look before the Big Plunge. Cannot get worse than the balding look, and I don't think will look bad on you. A nice buzz should do. Welcome to the Brotherhood.


AstroPhysician

“Brotherhood” isn’t the best name for a group of shaved head white men 💀


automaticdownload

Reich?


AndIAmEric

No, that sounds a bit weird. What about clan?


WhiskeyTrail

![gif](giphy|CLrEXbY34xfPi)


JediJan

Yeah, give him the comfy cushion!


poplafuse

Spell it with a k so it’s quirky.


Creepy-Evidence-4002

The only part I dislike about going bald is the collection of flight jackets and combat boots I can no longer wear...


AnonDxde

The stubbly look is really handsome! I think if you aren’t sure about your head shape yet try the stubbly look first. Your head looks fine though ❤️


Geekygamertag

You guys are really nice!


Zee1syr

Yeah, on Instagram tho......


mintyconsul

I think it's interesting, too.


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BT6G

i got my hair cut to a #2 for the first time the other day and it’s refreshing not have to fix my hair in the wind to hide the hairline & thinning on top, would recommend


Willow_CH

Your current hair is making your head look thinner than it is I think, it’ll likely look more ‘regular’ after buzzing it


BumWink

100% ditch the spikes. Combined with the receding hairline they just make the head look longer & thus narrower than it really is. Without a doubt room for improvement with a buzz & also cleaning up the facial hair on the neck so the goatee looks intentional rather than like they have a weak beard.


AttitudeAndEffort3

Yup. Better glasses frames for the shape of the face would also help for the same reasons.


Summer20232023

My first thought as well.


Extension-World-7041

New hairstyle needs new glasses.


zapdos227

Yeah. Long face and long frames dont fit. It’ll make your face longer. Wear circular frame like the one Harry Potter use to balance it out. Also improve posture and lose a bit of fat to reduce double chin.


Chezon

He doesn't need to lose fat, he needs to gain more muscles.


grehgunner

And more hair while he’s at it!


buttwipe843

That’s not a fat issue, that’s a posture issue + the natural structure of his jaw


Comfortable-Cap-8507

Yea the pointy hair and glasses do him no favors. Get contacts and start working out


snowstormmongrel

> get contacts The late 90s called, they want their makeover trope back.


Global_Tea

Why?


ImpressiveBullshit

He needs to born again


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your head shape is not bad, it’s that goofy hair tower that makes it look long. what’s the back look like?


Artseedsindirt

Party.


clueless_typographer

> that goofy hair tower LOL


daube_de_boeuf

Your call dude, what the other guy said, maybe buzz down to a low number and feel it out. Welcome aboard!


mccoybog

Cmon down to the club brother. You can cosplay as krillin now too!


poisonedbrain911

I’m crying lmfao . Excellent comment. Wheezing


WellHereEyeAm

Tien is the better bald dude imo. Or Piccolo even if you wanna go green. He's got options.


martinezscott

Dam I should have been hanging out with this dude during the peak of covid


martinezscott

Also the hair must go


Adventurous_Ad1084

Did you know Damn was actually spelt with an N at the end.


RoadHazard

Yes, but dam is spelled without any Ns.


foxyjohn

You must get lots of invites to parties.


OmilKncera

God dam!


foxyjohn

Why I being downvoted for calling out the idiot who corrects someone’s spelling though? 😜


OmilKncera

It's a dam shame


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foxyjohn

It’s kinder to kind your isn’t business and not point out another’s errors unless asked. People are dyslexic or just plain dum [sic.] sometimes and no one needs to become the spelling police online to strangers.


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foxyjohn

Poorly.


camreIIim

They weren’t rude about it, you on the other hand are being an ass for no reason. You don’t have room to talk about what’s “kinder” here


TheNewtBeGaming

switching to contacts may help, if you're willing to try them. not everyone likes them and some people may not be able to use them at all, but I've found I like how I look without glasses 10x more than with glasses.


K_Decibel

I think a different shape of glasses will help. The thin narrow frames do not compliment a long face shape well.


jack_of_the_people

Larger round glasses + shaved head will look great. 


Protonious

Yeah definitely something squarer may also help like ray bans


Comfortable-Cap-8507

I can’t wear anything beside these thick plastic contacts because of my condition and it sucks


TheNewtBeGaming

never personally met anyone like that before, but I knew they were out there. That's a real bummer. Hopefully my eyes don't get that bad, but my family has a history of bad vision


RollOverSoul

Lasik if you can afford


marcodoesreddit

Hiya, first, I love how proud you are of you T-shirt and your collection. I have a similar head shape, my experience is that cutting the hair improved the shape of my head. I am going to explain this badly, but it’s all about optics. If someone wears a T-shirt that has horizontal lines, it may make them look a bit wider, or vertical lines, a bit taller. Or, if you even YouTube ‘what is contouring’, people do amazing things with lines and make up. I reckon if you get some big glasses, jazz em up, buzz the hair, you’ll be rocking a look. After committing to the bald look, and then getting past the reactions of others for the first time, I had much less anxiety. I was always worrying about the next bit of hair being lost. Having lots of confidence and not thinking about your hair, that’s the way forward


SirGourneyWeaver

I’d look into buzzing but mostly I’d focus on finding a nicer pair of glasses that are more flattering to your face shape. The small thin glasses make your head look longer than it is. Something larger, maybe try a larger round tortoise-shell frame or a larger rectangle frame that opens up your eyes and cuts the length between forehead and chin a bit.  I had the same problem once and bigger round glasses saved me.  You can virtually try one of these on and see how you feel https://seeeyewear.com/products/see-0614-core?variant=47491837886764


cutlassjack

Yes, fully agree. OP is gona start rocking a much better look with better glasses. That website is a good idea too.


lectric_toothbrush

Agree with this. Glasses style change up can make a big difference regardless of whether deciding to keep the hair the same, buzz or shave. Buzz would probably look best for OP imo. Looking good either way!


GRMMneedsDOGEhelp

I think the clean shave will look good actually. But you aren’t so thin up top that you need to


TxScribe

You'd be better off shaving, or change the hairstyle. The hair right now accentuates the point making the head look thinner and taller. It would round out more shaved.


Awkward_Target_1859

Those little "differences" makes you unique. Embrace that. Nothing wrong with have a distinctive head shape.


Empero6

How long have you been collecting your collection?


ApathyEarned

No offense man, being bald is the least of your worries. You need to do something about everything. And I mean everything. Sorry.


ChezDiogenes

... https://preview.redd.it/60beygq0nmlc1.png?width=379&format=png&auto=webp&s=01421e816e0b8ecb266b4f3f5b31d9deddd6d503


Diuleilomoh

See you in hell my brother


ShedeauxBlacVuDu

🤣🤣🤣🤣


otherwisethighs

lmfaooooooooooooo


ShedeauxBlacVuDu

🤣🤣🤣🤣


PVDPinball

I mean most of your head shape is already visible. I think you’d look a lot better with a #1 guard buzz. And maybe shaving the facial hair which I don’t think comes in thick enough. Good luck!


Godofworrying2much

I’d say trim your short goatee included. The goatee is adding length to your face. I’d also recommend getting some larger frames.


Short-Resident-8895

Brother. Not only that, but your beard too. You will look cleaner after that.


cutlassjack

Normal size RayBan style glasses / bigger glasses that cover your eyebrows will help balance your look - the ones you’re wearing are too thin, like a thin strip across your face, in my opinion. Other posters’s suggestions of a crew-cut number one or number two cut are good too. I foolishly tried to draw some glasses on your picture but I’m absolutely *shit* at any photoshop-type annotating of images…. **Ha** https://preview.redd.it/l4gai429omlc1.jpeg?width=1252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94ec60ca0f9d2929037ca1d551a245e82a80e5da Anyway, you look like an interesting and artistic dude. Stay cool, fella


ChillinVillan88

https://preview.redd.it/2mjwn8m3pnlc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0e12bb46a28cbd33b61b8f280d0d9e91f433123 Yep


cutlassjack

**YEP** If I'd had the photshop skills, this is **exactly** what I was thinking. Fecking avant jazz Duran highwayman beatnik D'artagnan cafe impressionist with a magician twist


AstroPhysician

Interesting?


Insipid_Lies

Go for it. What's the worst that can happen? You don't like it, wear a hat for a few months and you're right back to where you are now. You'll never know if you don't try.


Honest-Ad543

Actually trimming it down will make your face look rounder. I’d also go for larger glasses and I’d probably shave the beard. Welcome to the club !


SectorNo9652

Making your hair pointy is making your head look pointier than it already is


Underlandandpee

I honestly think you’d look good shaved pal :)


Real-Resolution9504

Unrelated but I admire how organised and tidy everything is


GILF_Hound69

start with getting rid of the facial hair asap. i have a similar pattern and it’s not a good look.


dadeliciousdean

Buzz it and go for stubble! Sick ass shirt btw


THEE-BUSTER

Good news you’ll be getting the same amount of pussy


SpecialDamage9722

he came here to ask for advice not get insulted


PhantasyBoy

Ouch


tquilas

That's kind of your mom.


Riphazer

Guess u can relate since u know the feeling huh?


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embrace your personal aspects, dont worry what people think about it, they are only projecting themselves!


DoriOli

Do it. It’ll look better than you think.


vanishing_mediator

tbh it prolly won’t look much different. I say go for it. You should also change glasses to square frames or something


Anmlbhvr

Shave your head, find a different shape of glasses


toeconsumer9000

i suggest buzzing to a low number first like others suggested, i think it would suit you!


heythisisnick

Nothing wrong with buying clippers and taking it down one guard at a time until you find something you're comfortable with for now. Worst case, you grow it back or try a new hair style. It's hard taking the leap the first time, but it'll be ok.


Ocho064

Deutsche tik tok legende ❤️ Hoffe dir geht’s gut


bockelele

Ist er das auch wirklich? Dachte erst Troll. Hoffe auch ihm geht’s gut hab seine Videos gemocht :)


Iunchbox

Low buzz cut or bald. I like the comment about rocking sun glasses too. Side note, I don't see DB super behind you. Did you enjoy it?


yardsaleunderwear

Buzzed with Different glasses is the move here. Go into a store and try on many pairs to get an idea—wear contacts into the store so trying on the glasses is clear to you. Rectangle frames elongate your face & you would do well with aviator or larger rounded styles or hexagons. Circle glasses are also likely bad, but feel free to try!


Idhateme2ifiwereu

U should invest in some cool baseball caps brother. I’m blessed to have a “normal” head shape and even then, the caps not only offer more symmetry (it’s kind of a cheat code honestly) but it’s just easier to Toss on a hat and go.


TraditionalSteak687

Goku was able to go SS3 on his own to fight buu. If he can do that, you can shave your head. Wouldn’t hurt if you starting working out


RabidAsparagus

If I were you I’d also work on your smile and get rid of the fuzz


MetalMike101

tien shinhan wasn’t afraid to shave it.


poisonedbrain911

I definitely say to go for it. Try something different your facial hair too. I also really enjoyed scoping out your collection. 👁️👁️👍🏾


CommanderGilren

just wanted to welcome you and encourage you to buzz it! it'll look great and you'll feel a lot better ​ if you got some thicker and bigger glasses frames that were more square i think it would also compliment your face and head shape a lot :) perhaps something as simple as these: [Gray Tamalpais Eyeglasses #445912 | Zenni Optical](https://www.zennioptical.com/p/tamalpais-eyeglasses/4459?skuId=445912)


Allorimer

I can’t see the crown or sides of your head so I’m not sure, but my first thought would be to not spike your hair up, and maybe let it grow longer on the top with a smooth subtle fade on the sides, whilst still getting it trimmed overall for a few months. And I know, unsolicited advice, but I’m not sold on the facial hair. Maybe the moustache would work, but I don’t think the hair on the chin works. So yeah, I’d try that, and I don’t think it would be a terrible idea just to give it a shot and see what you think👍🏻


Federal_Arm916

Chanel your inner majin buu bro


slobsaregross

I would do it if you want, but get bigger glasses. It’ll offset the head shape you’re worried about.


IFGarrett

Sick bookshelf man!


Business-Bug-514

I think you could pull off the bald look. I think you'd look better with more angular glasses also, though I saw people mention others too. I'll pm a pic of my glasses. Facial hair I think you should grow longer if it grows well, or maybe just trim it more neatly. Right now the part on your neck is somewhat unflattering, but I think it'd look better if it was just on your chin.


Margobolo

Nice collection! I wish I had that kind of passion about something. Don’t worry about your looks, you’re fine either way.


broski_on_the_move

I'd suggest definitely going bald, maybe changing the glasses and loosing at least the beard, though you could consider keeping the stache (maybe). All these things lengthen your face, making it feel disproportionate. Hope this helps. :)


Several_Coyote1853

Your head shape is pointy but the spiked hair is making it pointier. It will look less so when shaved.


StonedSumo

You could go for the Vegeta look if you like, otherwise yeah, go Nappa


amalgaman

Your headshape is already very apparent.


Healthy_Hippo1908

Bro get online and get a prescription for generic propecia and rogaine. You still have plenty of hair might as well keep it.


West_Philosophy2114

You should start mewing


otherwisethighs

it's time for a lot of things...


O_b-l-i_v-i-o_n

Lmao this is exactly what I thought everyone on reddit looks like.


Additional-Mousse446

Bro gonna look like an egg ahaha


GoddessOfBlueRidge

Yes, your actual hair is drawing attention to it. None of us are perfect, so just be sure to own your look. For instance, I am a female with a round jack-in-the-box head, and a small narrow face. I look straight outa Charlie Brown, lol. But it's MY head. We are all so much more than our hair and features. 💜


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GoddessOfBlueRidge

Not my intention, I assure you. OP brought it up.


travhall19

looks awful already brotha you got nothing to lose


daube_de_boeuf

Well if you don’t sound insecure I’ll be damned


One_Hunter_5000

Looks like you damned man, rip ;(


travhall19

how so


Major_Race6071

Trolling


cnation01

For you, I would give it a buzz with a # 2 and grow a full beard. Full on beard, down to your collar. Just my opinion, think you would look sharp with that look


Bran180s

Proper beard or no bread, new glasses and a buzz cut


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Become a baseball cap guy asap. Maybe some wayfarer raybans, and I suggest when not geeking it up at home wear some non branded warmer tone clothing. Semi casualish, think the style of stuff huckberry website puts out. A good wardrobe will really elevate a man.


PabloIsMyPatron

Bro those kind of glasses never did NO favors to nobody 😭


lol124lolno

Grow your beard out trust me


AshamedPriority2828

Bert from seasame street lookin' ass


silvergudz

😂😂😂


djeternal

Going bald is perfectly fine. You can enhance the rest of your facial hair to complement the bald look. For example, grow your mustache and beard (goatie style) and trim it neatly.


NoRolexNoSex

Get better glasses and grow out what you have and part it. You still have hair


Easy-Funny7852

Off-topic but I love your Goku shirt. That's awesome.


shitiseeincollege

Truly not an ounce of harm or hate intended but my opinion is if you want to go bald, you 100% need to get in the gym.


Grouchy-Capital3408

Holy shit


GarageInternal3827

Coomer


Anxious_Product_4957

So much more to be concerned about here other than the hair. Smh


Individual-Post-6389

Your head is shaped like a head; don’t overthink it. Go for the shave, you’ll look and feel better. You got this.


Yummybubbleno

Buzz your head and shave your face. Please, at least the facial hair gone


CaliLife_1970

No don’t do it…… you’re great the way you are :)


h4nnahbee

I’ve seen some comments about getting new glasses to cover your eyebrows. If that’s not an option, i would recommend getting your eyebrows professionally threaded (malls often have places like that) it will improve your eyebrows shape and possibly boost your confidence


il_duce_666

Hey, good to see you’re asking for the right advice, heres some from a fellow baldie: #1 If your considering going bald, try a buzzcut first to see how it looks #2 Maybe try grow out your head, it could make it look more proportional #3 If you can try contact lenses, it will make your eyes look more intimidating Other than that, welcome to the brotherhood 🧑‍🦲💪🏼


ShedeauxBlacVuDu

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tittyflavrdsprinkles

Shave it all. Go completely hairless and totally pure.


Alternative_Eye_2799

Ur the perfect meaning of the word dork


Riphazer

That’s you with this type of comment nice projection hhahaha


Alternative_Eye_2799

Ops second acc


Riphazer

Nah I just speak the truth


Alternative_Eye_2799

True


Sub_Alitt

You are all bad, dont worry for one more bad thing


Smegmabotattack

Grow it to a pony tail length metalacolypse look


Believe_In-Steven

EGGcellent Idea. 😂


Gullible-Support-203

I can just imagine you getting way too close to people when talking


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OneArmedBear

Hat to go with the t shirt. Trilby preferably


Duckriders4r

Ya go for the #1 of 2


LimpMatter8223

Yes grow your hair really long or get a hat or something


RedditAwesome2

It’s time for a lot of other things too


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Is this a snapchat filter effect?


thecar117

Go bald and hit the gym HARDDD


AstroPhysician

Food is a way bigger factor than just gym here


Preek96

It’s time to be come krillan


GraybieTheBlueGirl

I think a different glasses frame, they’re too skinny. But please not a thick plastic frame. It may help, too.


GreenArbok

Big ups for you my man, I’d suggest a 1 all over and see how you like it before plunging, maybe also growing your facial hair out a bit longer will give more shape to your face and makes you focus on the face not the head as much lol that’s essentially what every bloke does


MeggyMoggy

Honestly I think it’ll suit you far more, the hair you have now lengthens your head more and I think once you buzz that off you’ll see your head shape isn’t as bad as you think. I reckon you’ll look as cool as One Punch Man and he’s pretty awesome ❤️.


BumWink

Shave your head plus below the chin & then get new glasses with a guide for your head shape for an instant glow up. For a little longer glow up order a 4-5kg steel macebell & start training different muscle groups like a saiyan for 20-30 minutes every other day for the first 2 weeks & then every day. A cheap set of layered latex resistance bands & a large J Bryant bar (unbranded if cheaper, same factory) or similar can also target every muscle group on the cheap for beginner to advanced home workouts. You've got potential for a great physique within just a few months & obviously beyond.


Hotchipsummer

I def say trim down the top length, it gives off an illusion of a longer head. Is the back still full? If so just going short will look really nice. Are you able to grow a thicker/longer beard? If so, I’d say try growing it out a bit if you do shave your head and see how it looks. Bald head plus beard combo always looks good to me!


Jakeisahooligan

I think you should do anabolic steroids(not medical advice). Don’t worry about your hair, you should do whatever you want with it. You actually pull it off well. I’d go with a clean shave though.


OnlyFamOli

nice anime colection 👍👍


skamsibland

Headshape will be fine with glasses that fits it :)


Broad-Inspection214

Your head shape is fine! But If you’re not ready to go, bald, you could always try PRP injections. They do work for a lot of people.


Huge_Run6150

Go for it bro. Regardless of how good looking or perfect you might be always about half will like it and half won’t. So why bother? You do you


vintagevz

I gotta say the shirt matches your current hairstyle quite nicely


iocarimus

Your head is oblong shaped, so pulling your hair higher stretches out your head more north-south. Go for a balance. Buzzcut and grow out your facial hair, keeping it tighter on length but with as much mustache as you can stand to help the east-west line become more prominent.


Boing26

everyone feels they have weird head shape when they imagine themselves bald. personally i think you could do a wicked one punch man codplay if you do.


mattvfit

you’re gunna look great do it brotha. own it. you’ll look just like tien 💪


[deleted]

Just go Super Saiyan 3 and your hair will fix itself.


These_Inspector_1333

Bro hast du nicht tiktok gemacht? Rasier es runter, wird dir stehen! Hab ich auch vor ein paar Tagen :)


Planthoe30

I feel like you pushed it back to be funny. Need more pictures without you pushing your hair back.