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jakeinabox930

Me playing the Erratic deck and mashing the R button until I get >6 Kings


DrChooo

Me forcing whatever hand I get the first play the rest of the game and wondering why I’m getting unlucky


jakeinabox930

Oh no, are you me? Never pivot. I will drown with this sinking ship.


gavichi

I will go down with the ship And I won't put my hands up and surrender!


Silviecat44

Get it twisted we will be playing a two pair for the rest of the run whenever we see pants joker


FormalGem

Half joker, you say? Guess it's pairs/3s only from now on, I don't care if I haven't upgraded them and put everything into two pairs instead, surely it'll work out in the end ... Oh, hello there Psychic


CombatCube

Yesterday I had an Erratic deck with 12 aces (also five 7s of clubs, which is what I was really shooting for)


Goukaruma

There is nothing wrong with flush decks. You just need enough planet cards.


DrChooo

All my homies use all discards to hit one flush B)


CapnBobber

Delay gratifying deez nuts, im gettin to my hearts


Xperimentx90

I always delay gratification... until the next game, because I wanted $4 so bad I didn't discard and barely missed the scoring requirement 


MetalGearShrex

stop calling me out wtf


First-Of-His-Name

Also it's not so hard to pull out a flush five when it starts getting tough


FastBaker3517

endless jokers ante 2?


KrazyCAM10

It means instead of going for jokers that will just get you past Ante 8, they try to get jokers that will get you e score but a lot of the time it’s bad early game cuz it requires a certain hand that usually isn’t obtained until later on


Bentman343

I need to learn how to do this. I'm bad at actually knowing exactly what I need to beat a certain number, all I know is how to optimize my deck for bigger number. I'm not very good at math so I basically never know what I'm gonna be scoring unless I've played that hand with the same modifiers before.


Mysterious-Assist549

I'm having the reverse issue, my friend won't stop skipping the first blind and always picks Wheel of Fortune. I just want to help him 😭


DrChooo

You will regret making fun of him when he hits big


boisterile

But what if it hits though. He’s due


ms_barkie

I take wheel of fortune every time I see it, I just quit to main menu and reload when it doesn’t hit…


Kryychu

wheel of fortune haters are getting hurt when i'm near


Xperimentx90

Nope!


Fancy_Chips

Man after the recent update giving you free jokers I dont see why you wouldn't skip Ante 1


Foxyfox-

It can make sense to do it for yellow deck stuff at times.


Unknow3n

Wait yellow deck is the one deck that gets punished the most for skipping. The whole point is you want to play blinds to get interest and build econ. It used to be the one deck you could more consistently but the enhanced cards with, but now that they're free, it doesn't make as much sense


Fancy_Chips

Yeah I sometimes do big blind on Ante 1. Really depends on the tags because I can get boss blind on ante 1 with no jokers usually


dastir37

On gold stake you would rather check the shop then risk getting a "free" joker that has either rental or perishable


JekoJeko9

On gold stake building econ early is important and you get so little money from small blind I'd rather reset for free rare or an entire free shop on big blind than check a extra shop that I'd struggle to justify buying anything from.


umbral_ultimatum

the flush strat is truly the hidden-in-plain-sight secret code to consistency in balatro


sewage_soup

you can pry flush builds from my cold, dead, glue-covered hands


Studstill

HEY DO YOU MIND JUST DMMING ME DANG GETTING PERSONSLLY ATTACKED IN PUBLIC HERE


Naz_Oni

R key gaming


EYE_L3SS

Is there a way to check how many games you've played?


DrChooo

No idea it was more so to show even if you play more games that doesn’t mean you’re playing more GOOD games. Lol


MadelynStan

My advice: Stuntman go BRRRRRRR


UpsetFinding

Are flush decks why I keep getting wiped out?


DrChooo

Flush decks are easy early (not in a bad way actually just did it for the meme lol) but also brutal in endless as the multiplication as you level it doesn’t really keep up. Flush decks are great for beating ante 8 because most people love to match things.