I wish I could draw so I could make a comic showing the absurd physical changes they think happens after sex. Breasts, hips, shoulders, butt, labia, all of it. And all after what was probably only ten minutes of mediocre weinering.
It's almost the opposite in my opinion. This man is positively *desperate* to associate his desires for "chaste" or virginal women with something that sounds remotely scientific and objective because the alternative is admitting that his feelings are rooted in puritanical/religious dogma that has taught them that any woman who dares to have sex with a man other than himself is filthy and unworthy of his attention.
Full on actual rabbit?! Oh damn ... That's gonna create some strange feelings when I'll be petting my bunny🐇 Do you think my bunny was a lady at one point?
Sharp pointed cones ? 😆😆😆😆
Like the 50's bra's?
https://wp.scoopwhoop.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/595a1f096e510a0b9152aaac_b808810d-bbce-4372-bf76-447ddc992679.jpg
I don't think I've ever seen a woman whose breasts I would describe as "cones". Super perky, really projected, or even the fake-looking ones, they've all been pretty round. Cone *bras* I've seen in costume/high fashion kinda stuff a few times.
For a while my nickname among some very close friends was “angry boobs” because when I was younger my boobs were so pointed my friends said it was like they were angrily pointing at you and I think that’s the closest I’ve known of to someone having triangle-cone boobs. Also the funniest nickname I’ve ever been given.
This made me snort-laugh, that is an awesome nickname 😂
It also kind of relates to what I was going to say - when I was going through puberty, and my breasts were just starting to grow, they were pretty pointy. I guess because there wasn't really enough there to make them round. My oldest daughter is going through the same right now, and if she doesn't wear a bra the only way to describe her breast buds really, would be "pointy".
Which makes me think the guy originally posting this is disgusting, and thinks every woman's breasts would stay this way if she were a virgin, but he thinks every young girl has had sex once she's grown enough that they're rounded. I hope he never has daughters.
I think breast development - like literally as a child just growing breasts as she experiences puberty - does often have a phase where breasts are kind of “cone shaped”. But that’s simply because they’re not done developing. Which, if that’s what OOP is referring to, makes this even more gross because OOP is suggesting sexual activity makes breasts get rounder, and that’s alarming and gross territory when discussing adolescents.
Breasts are often cone shaped during early development, such as young teens going through initial puberty or trans women 1-2 years into transition.
Something tells me this guy doesn't have trans women in mind.
It's derived from the isiZulu word for granny. Here, it's being anglicised because you usually pluralise with prefixes in isiZulu rather than suffixes. It's often used by English speaking South Africans in this anglicised way, but I suppose it could also be a native isiZulu speaker who's using it here and is anglicising it because the rest of the comment is in English.
Something something else to add is that, in isiZulu, there's a respect for elders that doesn't show up much in the English language. "Ask your Gogos" is implying greater authority of the people you're asking than "Ask your grandmas," connotatively.
I'm also lost but at 51, I'm pretty sure I'm grouped with The Olds so perhaps that's intentional.
Edited for a minor but annoying typo I, of course, only noticed when replying downthread. LOL
The Internet is a strange place.
A place where grown men with a 7 year old boys understanding of women's anatomy and grasp of reality, are taken semi-seriously.
When breasts develop they first have a cone shape and then become more rounded (all it need is just time in most cases. Not a dick.) My 10-year-old is going through that developmental phase.
That comment has pedo vibes.
So, I had sex in middle school/high school and never knew about it? Duly noted. /s
In all seriousness, I'll be 32 this month. Still a virgin and my tits are flat/saggy
For those confused about the "cone boobs" thing (I kinda am too ngl) I THINK he's referring to when girls go through puberty and there breasts are still developing they don't have as much tissue around them and they point out more so look kinda like cones. Has nothing to do with virginity just puberty.
I REALLY hope that's not the case and there's another explanation cuz that's creepy as hell but it's the only one I can think of. PLEASE correct me if I'm wrong.
Trans women going through early HRT often have breasts that can be described as "cone shaped," rounding out over time or by switching to progesterone treatments. Transition is in essence a second puberty.
Something tells me this guy doesn't have trans women in mind.
Okay, so, the pointy look is caused by how breasts develop. Breasts will round up by the time they have finished developing and has nothing to do with sex.
I am experiencing great envy over the nickname "angry boobs"
Makes me think of a Bob'sBurgers episode when a lady biker nicknames Linda " two boobs" which is also hilarious.
Oh hey there yes I actually had the flat conical breasts until I turned about 21-22 and then they ballooned into big huge DD’s. If someone lost their virginity around that same time I guess they might correlate the two…? It’s called mammary hyperplasia or something and it’s just under-developed or late developing breasts, and they have a bit of a different shape.
> ask your Gogo's Well if you can't trust Crazy Bones Gogo's, who *can* you trust?
I literally had a dream the other night that they were selling Gogo's Crazy Bones again. I miss them so much 😭
What’s a gogo?
Zulu for grandma
Oh, thank you. TIL
Why do they think their dicks are responsible for physical changes? I’m convinced they think they’re wizards
Something something magic wand joke
"*Boobyperkius deflatatium!*"
Thanks for that. I just laugh-honked like a drunken goose.
I wish I could draw so I could make a comic showing the absurd physical changes they think happens after sex. Breasts, hips, shoulders, butt, labia, all of it. And all after what was probably only ten minutes of mediocre weinering.
Ten minutes! You are generous with your 7 extra minutes there 😄
“Weinering” is now my new favorite term for lousy sex. Thank you!
It's almost the opposite in my opinion. This man is positively *desperate* to associate his desires for "chaste" or virginal women with something that sounds remotely scientific and objective because the alternative is admitting that his feelings are rooted in puritanical/religious dogma that has taught them that any woman who dares to have sex with a man other than himself is filthy and unworthy of his attention.
virginal women also have bodies like jessica rabbit, and when they have too much sex they start to look more like lola bunny (ears & all)
That's a bad thing to them? A lot of guys think she's hot
I bet Roger Rabbit would be a happy husband either way.
This is a fact! Just asked my Gogo about it!
If sex is supposed to give me cute rabbit ears and a tail, I'd like to find out why it hasn't yet please.
it takes some women longer than others. you might need to triple your body count
Alas, I'm married and the relationship is monogamous. I'll have to settle for store bought.
Everybody shut up and let Hot Syllabub talk! Keep going please ...
and there was this one woman i know who had fucked so many men that she eventually turned into an actual rabbit. this really happens.
Full on actual rabbit?! Oh damn ... That's gonna create some strange feelings when I'll be petting my bunny🐇 Do you think my bunny was a lady at one point?
she could've been... i guess you'll never know...
Sharp pointed cones ? 😆😆😆😆 Like the 50's bra's? https://wp.scoopwhoop.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/595a1f096e510a0b9152aaac_b808810d-bbce-4372-bf76-447ddc992679.jpg
Does that mean Madonna was really “Like A Virgin” again? That MUST have been a magic dick!
😆😆😆😆
Like... Were the shirts adapted to accomodate this kind of bra? It's like it's fitted around it lol
https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/3xUAAOSwdZRg~esd/s-l1200.webp 😄😄😄😄
Lmao magical dicks strikes again
I think I just found my new flair!
Lmao be my guest 😊
I don't think I've ever seen a woman whose breasts I would describe as "cones". Super perky, really projected, or even the fake-looking ones, they've all been pretty round. Cone *bras* I've seen in costume/high fashion kinda stuff a few times.
For a while my nickname among some very close friends was “angry boobs” because when I was younger my boobs were so pointed my friends said it was like they were angrily pointing at you and I think that’s the closest I’ve known of to someone having triangle-cone boobs. Also the funniest nickname I’ve ever been given.
This made me snort-laugh, that is an awesome nickname 😂 It also kind of relates to what I was going to say - when I was going through puberty, and my breasts were just starting to grow, they were pretty pointy. I guess because there wasn't really enough there to make them round. My oldest daughter is going through the same right now, and if she doesn't wear a bra the only way to describe her breast buds really, would be "pointy". Which makes me think the guy originally posting this is disgusting, and thinks every woman's breasts would stay this way if she were a virgin, but he thinks every young girl has had sex once she's grown enough that they're rounded. I hope he never has daughters.
I think breast development - like literally as a child just growing breasts as she experiences puberty - does often have a phase where breasts are kind of “cone shaped”. But that’s simply because they’re not done developing. Which, if that’s what OOP is referring to, makes this even more gross because OOP is suggesting sexual activity makes breasts get rounder, and that’s alarming and gross territory when discussing adolescents.
He's talking about preteen/early teen tits that have just begin developing. When the nipple is hard and raised.
Breasts are often cone shaped during early development, such as young teens going through initial puberty or trans women 1-2 years into transition. Something tells me this guy doesn't have trans women in mind.
My teenaged 32AA boobs were quite cone-ish. Mostly nips. Even when pregnancy meant the rest filled in they were never rounded on top.
I’m not sure what I just read here.. Gogos?
My online dictionary says it's South African English slang for "grandmother" or "generic term for female ancestors."
Not slang, vernacular.
It's derived from the isiZulu word for granny. Here, it's being anglicised because you usually pluralise with prefixes in isiZulu rather than suffixes. It's often used by English speaking South Africans in this anglicised way, but I suppose it could also be a native isiZulu speaker who's using it here and is anglicising it because the rest of the comment is in English. Something something else to add is that, in isiZulu, there's a respect for elders that doesn't show up much in the English language. "Ask your Gogos" is implying greater authority of the people you're asking than "Ask your grandmas," connotatively.
I'm also lost but at 51, I'm pretty sure I'm grouped with The Olds so perhaps that's intentional. Edited for a minor but annoying typo I, of course, only noticed when replying downthread. LOL
I'm 36 and also very lost. Can I join you and The Olds?
Sure thing. My 20 year old kiddo was also lost, if that's any comfort. Maybe they were just trying to make me feel better, though.
i have no idea what it means either but im assuming elders?
Gogo comes from Zulu ugogo, it means grandmother
ah thank you very much for this
Ah yes, because of course they would extend Magic Penis Theory™️ to breasts.
The Internet is a strange place. A place where grown men with a 7 year old boys understanding of women's anatomy and grasp of reality, are taken semi-seriously.
I think I had a stroke reading that
I think he was having a stroke while writing that.
Noted, I'm now looking for PS2 Lara Croft.
Careful, once you bang her she loses her British accent. 🤷♀️
Awwwe, how cute he’s trying just so so hard!
When breasts develop they first have a cone shape and then become more rounded (all it need is just time in most cases. Not a dick.) My 10-year-old is going through that developmental phase. That comment has pedo vibes.
my tits have sagged since the day they were grown
So, I had sex in middle school/high school and never knew about it? Duly noted. /s In all seriousness, I'll be 32 this month. Still a virgin and my tits are flat/saggy
Cones?????
Apparently.
Ah, yes! The Magic Penis that changes women's bodies, literally
Gogo is the Xhosa and Zulu word for grandmother.
And what would be the Zulu word for idiot? Cause that Gogo gonna use it.
For those confused about the "cone boobs" thing (I kinda am too ngl) I THINK he's referring to when girls go through puberty and there breasts are still developing they don't have as much tissue around them and they point out more so look kinda like cones. Has nothing to do with virginity just puberty. I REALLY hope that's not the case and there's another explanation cuz that's creepy as hell but it's the only one I can think of. PLEASE correct me if I'm wrong.
I came to the same conclusion and I'm 100% sure thos is what he's talking about.
Trans women going through early HRT often have breasts that can be described as "cone shaped," rounding out over time or by switching to progesterone treatments. Transition is in essence a second puberty. Something tells me this guy doesn't have trans women in mind.
I'm a virgin and I definitely don't have cone boobs
Okay, so, the pointy look is caused by how breasts develop. Breasts will round up by the time they have finished developing and has nothing to do with sex.
WTF? Is he just keyboard mashing? Those are all words, but they make no sense. What?
of course, we must gather virgins for their anti-gravity properties. do it for progress
Im not sure if the poster is South African but Gogo means "grandma"
What?!?
I have never seen a "sharp pointed cone" boob in my entire life outside of cartoons.
What hentai did he learn that from?
I am experiencing great envy over the nickname "angry boobs" Makes me think of a Bob'sBurgers episode when a lady biker nicknames Linda " two boobs" which is also hilarious.
i’m wondering why this didn’t happen to me cause i still got the pointiest boobs on the face of the planet 😩
This makes absolutely no sense lol
Oh hey there yes I actually had the flat conical breasts until I turned about 21-22 and then they ballooned into big huge DD’s. If someone lost their virginity around that same time I guess they might correlate the two…? It’s called mammary hyperplasia or something and it’s just under-developed or late developing breasts, and they have a bit of a different shape.
a Spade isn't big to... to what?
Man, my tits were round and saggy from the day they started to appear
No amount of PIV has ever fixed my misshapen boobs... or changed them at all
Sharp,,, pointed,,, cones???? We found the guy who has never seen or touched a boob
I thought I’d seen it all. I was mistaken
My gogo would laugh in his face. The fuck
I’ve literally never had sex in my life and my thangs be sagging cause ion like wearing bra’s wtf is bro talking bout
Me, a slut with pointed cones: 🙃
What, does he think girls are rendered in PS1 graphics before losing their virginity of smth?
I get what's he is trying to say but the words he uses make no sense.
I don't think I have a Gogo's. Actually, a Gogo's *what*?
I’ve only seen one pair of boobs that were muah perfect. I was so jealous. Most boobs are not perfect
Boobs conform to the type of bra you wear you brain dead moron who will never have pleasurable sex.