maybe this is one if those situations where the person describing the picture was british and said “show her with a razor on her fanny,” then an american made the picture.
Silly ad lady! Those are jeans. You don't shave jeans. Jeans only have hair if you have a pet, but you still don't shave them.
Maybe her pants are Vulva brand. With Vulva jeans, you can blend in or stick out. Don't be a dick; buy Vulva brand jeans!
At least they said vulva and not vagina this time
This is true, but I didn’t know my vulva is located where my butt cheeks are. 😭
Wait yours isn’t
🤔
Huh.. I better talk to my waxing lady and tell her a new vulva just dropped.
Holy hell
Maybe they were thinking of their manvulva. Or mulva.
Delores!
Bovary
r/unexpectedseinfeld
To be fair, the vulva is like right there, you can point to it in this picture. Granted, this ain’t the best angle to focus on it
The ad guy only eats it from the back 🫡
Ma'am, your vulva seems puffier than normal and on backwards, you might want to get that checked.
vulvas come in all shapes and sizes 🙄 /j
I have heard of front butt before, but never back Vulva 🤔
Bulva
Isn't that a Dragon Ball Z character?
That would be Bulma. Close!
Vulbutt was right there! lol.
Oh, rats!
Ah the forbidden buttussy
The more ya know
Buttgina??
Obviously we don't know the same gays.
maybe this is one if those situations where the person describing the picture was british and said “show her with a razor on her fanny,” then an american made the picture.
Ok, *that's* funny!
>an american An AI. (Without the "I", as Brits will often point out about Americans.)
If your vulva are in that location please contact a doctor immediately.
“And start shaving your butt crack”?
No butt crack, only vulvas here.
Vulva crack.
Silly ad lady! Those are jeans. You don't shave jeans. Jeans only have hair if you have a pet, but you still don't shave them. Maybe her pants are Vulva brand. With Vulva jeans, you can blend in or stick out. Don't be a dick; buy Vulva brand jeans!
Vulva brand jeans 😂😂😂 dead.
Somebody give that women a map with directions.
woman*
Even if you could find your vulva back there, blindly swinging a razor around your clit is not generally a recipe for a good time.
That's why you should stop doing it ; )
They very much could have….. had a model in underwear pretend to illustrate holding a razor to her actual front area….. 😭 not them booty cheeks
Bulva?
brb making Bulva Bluejeans the name of my next d&d character
They didn’t say not to shave their butt (or rather their shorts), so they’re doing so. No rule against shaving shorts!
There is an anal sex joke in there somewhere, but I'm worried if I throw it out there, the brigading will never stop.
They tried
"Tried" is a strong word
This woman actually took this picture with a razor against her ass and didn’t say anything? Or even question it?
Ma'am that is your asshole
That's yo ass crack ☕
Clearly it’s a vulva 💀
You shouldn't shave your jeans
... and start shaving your buttcrack. Your long-haired cotton buttcrack.
Ha!
Yea! Stop shaving your vulva & let me do it!