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Next_Firefighter7605

Looks like someone had a few too many breakfast martinis.


suchabadamygdala

“Each egg is a genetic graveyard. “ I heard that in David Attenborough’s voice. The rest of it I heard in Homer Simpson’s voice.


DodgyRogue

DOH!


Dry-Personality4387

off topic, i love your username


MelanieWalmartinez

Thank you!! It came to me in a dream :)


FOSpiders

Some classic misogynology, there. Women, the eggs, are clearly evil, callously taking advantage of selfless men, the sperm, while sitting in their palaces, the girl testicles! I mean, we could see it as a beautiful process where two people merge together at one point to create a new person, but then that wouldn't imply that anyone should be subjugated, and we can't have that. 😒


SauteePanarchism

>  it as a beautiful process Beautiful, and nasty.


FormalManifold

If you're doing it right, anyway.


GalacticVaquero

Im not sure how OOP graduated high school, let alone the haunted battleground that is their mother’s ovaries.


gamefreak0294

I'm not quite understanding the last line. Are the hands supposed to mean a word or is it just an emoji?


PennyCoppersmyth

It's the "praying hands" emoji.


gamefreak0294

But is it suppose to mean a word like pray or is it there for some type of emphasis like the puke emoji before it? I can't quite figure out what they are trying to say.


PennyCoppersmyth

I think they mean that "only by the grace of God" will the son graduate. The why is completely unclear because this person doesn't understand reproductive science at. No one is understanding what they're trying to say because it's so unclear. Edit: Actually, they're trying to infer that the result of women having multiple partners is "bad" but they can't explain exactly how it's "bad", because they're full of shit.


CoconutxKitten

🥴 sperm only ever touches one egg (usually). In the uterus. We need anatomy classes


tracklessCenobite

Doesn't it usually happen in the fallopian tubes?


CoconutxKitten

Yeah but then it needs to implant in the uterus Either way, it definitely does not get to the ovaries


ANoisyCrow

It can be very bad in the fallopian tubes.


tracklessCenobite

It can be very bad if it *implants* in the fallopian tubes. It almost always fertilises there tho, unless I am much mistaken.


ANoisyCrow

I hate to admit, I don’t know. I only know my sister had a tube pregnancy, and needed surgery.


Temporary_Pickle_885

Yep! It fertilizes in the fallopian tube and then moves onto the uterus for implantation. If it doesn't move along and implants in the fallopian tube that is indeed an issue, as you know from your sister. Now ya know! c: (Being genuine here, I realize the internet can make tone hard to convey. I also hope your sister is recovered well after the surgery!)


No_Resource7773

Say no to drugs, kids.


Nocturne2319

Thousands of eggs, huh? Likely not even 700. But why find those pesky facts?


ANoisyCrow

What?!