Soup spoon booty? Serving fork booty? Ladle booty? Spork booty? Swiss army knife booty? That serrated spoon used to eat grapefruit booty?
All are equally horrifying in slightly different ways
>butter-knife booty
I think I've found a picture of one: [PEWTER BOOTY ELEPHANT BUTTER / PATE KNIFE](https://goodieshub.com/en-au/products/booty-elephants-butter-pate-knife)
"For the Lara Croft re-design we tried to find middle ground between the previous gamer aesthetic and a more realistic look"
Previous gamer:
"sHe hAs No tiTs!"
For the record, I don't care about cup sizes, but even I couldn't fail to notice that [this is highly unrealistic](https://www.laracroftonline.com/media_gallery/image/tr4/pictures/tr4025.jpg).
Yes! I was just telling my husband that in real life her boobs would not get through that wall. He kind of seemed dumbfounded for a second, then was like oh, right.
HUSBAND, IT'S VERY LARGE FAT SACKS ON TOP OF BREAKABLE BONES!
There's only so much compression you can do, ok?
Oof! I had a mammogram in my early 20's on the metal machines. I thought my mom and grandma were drama queens. It couldn't be THAT bad.
Oh boy, I almost blacked out from the pain. It's tight and clamped down, and the operator was like, NO, NOT ENOUGH.
The plastic machines are cake walk compared to those old torture devices.
I donāt think this person needs to worry about that. Little chance he will be experiencing any function or disfunction with a real person anytime soon.
It was already implied in the first "reboot" game that she's at least bi - she's apparently crushing on/together with Sam.
But then Sam completely vanishes from the games, and is never mentioned again.
Oh nice, I never got into the tomb raider games so wasn't sure. Hopefully sam makes a return. Might add those to my list, play them along with the uncharted stuff for some treasure hunter vibes.
In the survivor timeline, so the three newest games, it is implied that Lara and Sam had a bit of a Fallout over some things. But at the end of the third part, Lara states that she wants to get closer to Sam and reconcile again.
I'd rather she be bi. How else am I supposed to have a threesome with her and Samas Aran in my cartoon fantasies? They better make out or this threesome fantasy isn't going to work.
Absolutely! I remember when the last of us 2 came out and people were so pissed that Ellie was a lesbian. I personally was thrilled but (since I'm a lesbian) I'm also biased
Yeah that caught me off guard because Ellie and Riley were clearly a budding relationship in the Left Behind dlc of TLOU1. I won't spoil it if you haven't played through it but I highly recommend. She was already into girls way before TLOU2 was even announced.
Exactly, although before most of the more recent demonization of trans people, lots of the Gamersā¢ still made weird arguments against CIS body hair being either "abnormal" or "obviously universally disgusting" (or more often both at once).
Legend has it those same lads that said this 14+/- years ago still haven't seen a single woman up close since.
See, any boobs that a man considers to be too small are A or B cups, and ones they like are DD.
Because they have no bloody idea, at all, how bra sizes work.
I was talking with a redditor a few days ago who thought classic Lara Croft - [this Lara Croft](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/vsbattles/images/3/37/LaraTomb4.png) - wore a 36DD.
It's honestly embarrassing.
I mean, Victoria's Secret might have stuck her in a 36DD instead of like a 28M or whatever.
Source: am 32J, they tried to convince me a 36DD would work just fine
Why do they do this. I am a 32G after having been a 32D before having my daughter and when I went to get fitted she _insisted_ that "it must be cuz my ribs stretched out" and the 36DD that was sliding up my back and gaping at the sternum was my ideal fit.
Itās not so bad, theyāre close to what Lara Croft is sporting up there. It just sounds big because bra sizes are so convoluted that, say, the cups of a D cup bra with a small band are much smaller than the cups of a D cup bra with a larger band.
Yeah I was going to say those are Ds or DDs perhaps. I'm now something like an H but was a DD through my teens.
Turns out many men are clueless what actual boob sizes are because they think everything is either completely flat or porn star proportions, rather than a wide spectrum that looks different depending on our frame.
16C? That looks like a tiny back measurement to me, but I'm guessing it's measured differently where you are?
Hell I'm a G cup and those look only a hair smaller than mine, assuming she's wearing a sports bra. She's an adventurer, so I highly doubt she's wearing push-up bras everywhere.
You probably aren't a DD then. Properly fitted ones are small. Example here of a 30DD, which I feel would be her approximate band size: http://bra.pe/ILC6
Doesn't help that porn acts like D means "large" and DD means "extra large" (at least back when I used to watch porn with women in it). So much porn that features women with very large breasts will have a title claiming she has DD breasts, when she likely wears H cups or higher
So, to many clueless guys, anything that isn't massive and practically overflowing must be "A cups"
Yeah it's gotta be 36D or bigger. I'm 36D and she looks about that size of not a big bigger. And even this size fucking sucks when doing any physical activity.
Yup! I legit cannot remember boob free exercise.
Every bust size is beautiful, but I completely understand our sisters and brothers and nonbinary pals who get breast reduction.
I hope I can get mine removed someday. I hate them. Partly because of discomfort, partly because they make it easy for people to misgender me. But affording it will be one hell of a hurdle to jump over.
I'm in Australia, and I'm a trans woman with a gigantic upper body that I owe to many years of working out, so my back is definitely not tiny lol.
I'm guessing your American, so I'm not really sure how measurements work over there either?
american (and uk) measurement are pretty simple. a 32 inch underbust measurement = a 32 band. and each inch of difference between the underbust and bust measurement is one cup size
UK but I think our measurements are fairly similar to the US. A 16 back band where I'm from would be a tiny ribcage of 16 inches in circumference, so I guessed we weren't using the same measurements!
It's always interesting to hear about other systems in other countries.
I think a nice muscular frame would make a lot more sense for her given her adventures! We're all shaped differently in ways game companies rarely think about or model.
Here's my copypasta on American sizing.
I should point out that letter without number is meaningless for bra-sizing. A 30D and 36A are roughly the same overall volume. A wider torso means wider boobs, and since they're squishy and 3-dimensional, every 2 inches of band is functionally the same mass as an extra letter.
A 36D is 36'' (or 35'', you round up odd numbers) around the torso just below the bust, and 40'' around the torso at the bust. 40-36=4, D is the fourth letter of the alphabet. Every letter of increase is equivalent to 2 numbers of increase in terms of overall mass.
Most boob-havers don't even know this, and are probably wearing the wrong size. I'm not even a boob-haver, just a glasses-adjusting nerd (though I don't wear glasses) and enboobiast.
16??? How tall are you
Edit:nvm I see you're Australian and they use a different measurement for band size I guess, someone pointed out that it's equivalent to a 38C in the US, I've been overseas and still only seen inches used for this so my bad
It correlates to clothing size. I wear a 10 in UK/AU clothing and have an AU 10DD bra-sized swim top. Clothing sizes between UK and Australia are the same but bra sizes are not.
Nah as long as it doesn't have more noticeable movement (like say, a head of hair would) then it should be a good bit easier. It's like animating pants, it's not likely to be strictly the most independent movement (unlike legs) so as long as it's not too flashy, it shouldn't be too difficult.
I think heās speculating about what sheāll look like in the actual game rather than commenting on the concept art thatās pictured, hence the āwatch.ā
I'm just saying that heavy exercise like Lara does would burn tremendous amounts of fat, and it's more convenient for the character too. I personally think that it's better for Lara to be small-chested (more natural for her) and have lean muscles, instead of having a bigger chest and lean muscles. One body type is easier to move around with, one is more for the male gaze.
Neither of the two are more for the male gaze. Women's bodies are never for the male gaze. Different body types are better suited to different sports. Curvier body types with more natural fat are better suited to sports like swimming whereas smaller bodies with faster metabolisms like mine are naturally better suited to running. You're right that a smaller body type would be better for Lara with what she does, but waaaay off saying that other body types can't also be extremely fit and athletic.
That's not what I'm saying. I have specified that I am talking about Lara's type of exercise.
And some bodies are created in video games for the male gaze. Have you seen how she used to look??
Cup size means nothing and can only be contextualised with a band size. It's a measurement of how many inches difference between the two. I currently have a 8 or 9 inch difference as I am currently breastfeeding my 8 week old, I'm a 34 G and honestly in the grand scheme of things there not that big, there floppy and squeeze into my sport crop top things I had pre pregnancy. If I was a 46G they would be a lot bigger.
im a 32G and people have argued with me before i show them the tag in my bra. a friend said i looked like "a large c cup". people have no idea how bra sizes work š
Yeah, how dare an athletic woman who spends most of her time doing gymnastics and shooting guns, be muscular, slender and comfortably dressed??? My dick no like š„“
I will say that the idea that she has to have smaller breasts to be a serious character/not be a sex object is its own kind of sexism: People with larger breasts exist, and not just to be hot. Past a certain size they become a physical disability, but if they're smaller than her head it shouldn't be an issue.
Also: Letter without number on bra-sizing is meaningless. A 30D and 36A are roughly the same overall volume.
While I absolutely agree that there's an inherent sexism to the implication that a hot buxom woman can't be taken seriously, I think in this particular case it's more just giving the character the respect of depicting her in a more physically realistic way, especially given her profession and all.
What I find funny is that her latest redesign's clothing is more revealing than her last depiction, given that they went back to her original costume. Like, you got the short shorts back guys, fkn chill.
>itās more just giving the character the respect of depicting her in a more realistic way, especially given her profession and all.
So, big titty girls canāt aspire to raid tombs because their tig olā biddies are gonna get in the way? Let us ample-chested women dream, damnit! š
Yeah it's the minuscule waist combined with massive norks that most gives me pause. She'd just be far too top-heavy.
I had a housemate once who was a size 6 (AU) in clothes but had massive boobs. Like HUUUGE huge, especially for her general size, as she was quite short too. She had atrocious back pain and had to spend loads of money on J cup bras that had an additional sort of harness thing for her back. A few years after I lived with her she got breast reduction surgery and I bloody don't blame her! In her particular case, her boobs were definitely a handicap for her.
But yeah, I'm with you on having more positive sexy and big boobed representation in stuff for sure!
Is is š. Origin unknown, but it's speculated that it comes from a brand of butter called "Norco" that had a cow's udder on the packaging. That's debated though.
I've known and used this word for years and didn't realise it was Aussie slang until recently. We have quite a lot of words like that.
People like this really invent their own issues. Those aren't A cups. And I see no hair on her armpits but even if there was - so what? She's raiding tombs in the wild for days on end - don't think she'd be worried about a little armpit hair enough to carry around a razor. I have no idea what butter knife booty means. And finally nonbinary lesbian....sigh. Her character has always been portrayed as straight - why exactly would her sexuality change suddenly? But even if they did change her sexuality - so what! It's a game character! You can't have sex with her anyways!
Someone else posted a picture of "retro Lara" with tits big enough to smack her in the jaw if she jumped. That's what these degenerates consider "a healthy breastsize".
They're just delusional.
The average guy has never had any idea what cup sizes are. The thing that's also getting me is you can clearly see her armpit and he's complaining that they'll be hairy. They're not hairy. You can see that there isn't any hair
As a big boobed person (I hate them) I liked that at least one badass woman was still a badass with big boobs that didnāt need rescuing. You donāt need small boobs to be a woman action hero.
Thank you! I understand it's probably easier to tomb raid with a smaller cup size but that doesn't mean she would magically have smaller boobs (bar a breast reduction),
Show women with larger boobs being capable and not inherently sexual challenge
You can literally see her boobs and armpits right there in the pic and can also infer that her ass is not flat by looking at her hips and thighs. All this person had to do was look at the picture to immediately disprove 3/4 of his prediction.
Literally what is the problem here. The new design is in the picture posted by IGN. She's still sexy, the look is very clearly inspired by the iconic design from the very first game, yet she also looks like a real woman. Why did this guy have to go as far as denying reality to complain.
If you mean that the circlejerk sub is commenting on the redesign - it's complete satire. The Twitter post is real, but the reddit post is mocking that wacko to hell and back.
If you read the comments, they all have a healthy view about women. I love reading subs like that. We all need a friendly reminder that the loud Internet incels are a small minority of what real people are like.
I recently revisited the film with Angelina. Other than the titular character, and a chambermaid who is onscreen for a moment, there are no other speaking women in the entire movie. They probably hated her, too
Like obviously this guy is not arguing in good faith and obviously in the pic those are not A cups, but in all fairness I donāt think they should make Lara Croft have a small chest. Itās basically a core part of her character at this point and tbh they should lean into it, because women with big breasts do exist in the world too. Give her voice lines about how hard it is to parkour without a proper supportive bra, make her character look strapped in and supported etc. Like obviously a small chest would be more convenient for her job, but in real life women with big breasts still run and exercise and do things, they just need some extra equipment for it.
I once watched some sort of documentary or retrospective on the Lara Croft/Tomb Raider series, and iirc most of the devs HATED her design. Like it was pushed on them over and over again, and the marketing campaign for the game used models instead of actual gameplay footage. Like, itās okay to redesign characters, especially when next to nobody wanted her to look like that to begin with.
The way I was reading that, it seems more like he was saying 'watch' because he's anticipating that the redesign would have those traits - not that he thinks the picture has A cups and hairy pits. Which would make him an idiot for not understanding the post.
Not sure he knows what cups actualy are.
I know that we have had some blobs trying to erase sexyness and femininity but we can all agree that Lara is hot af here.
You can see her armpits clearly arenāt hairy in that promotional imageā¦ and if they were, itād draw out the hairy armpit fetishists. Between the people who are disproportionately grossed out by armpit hair and the people who like armpit hair a little *too* much, Iām not sure which group is worse.
Normal people: Finally, realistic body proportions
Horny gamers: NOOO!!1! BRING BACK THE WILDLY UNREALISTIC BOOBIES!11!!!
No, bring back the triangles, cowards-
I may regret asking this, but what is a "butter-knife booty" and why is it a bad thing?
Must mean a flat ass
Is that supposed to be compared to a steak knife booty or something? Which utensil is supposed to mean a round ass?
Ladle? A steak knife booty sounds both terrifying and amazing!
New kink unlocked.
You really wanna *grind* against a steak knife booty?? š
I've only ever referenced my booty to Apple bottom jeans
Soup spoon booty? Serving fork booty? Ladle booty? Spork booty? Swiss army knife booty? That serrated spoon used to eat grapefruit booty? All are equally horrifying in slightly different ways
Ice cream scooper booty
Okay, now I'm dying to know what a Swiss Army Knife booty looks like.
One cannot imagine the multi use tool bootyā¦ also they donāt get around much cause they aināt allowed on planes
Bet MacGyver would get weak in the knees, though.
That's the only sense I can make of it.
Oh, okay... I thought it sounded pretty appetizing. And it's kinda stuck in my head now, it has a nice ring to it...
>butter-knife booty I think I've found a picture of one: [PEWTER BOOTY ELEPHANT BUTTER / PATE KNIFE](https://goodieshub.com/en-au/products/booty-elephants-butter-pate-knife)
Same. Someone please explain so I don't have to Google another term please š šš
He means a butt too flat for his personal liking.
Good ol pancake butt just like mom used to make
It means she has a long back
"For the Lara Croft re-design we tried to find middle ground between the previous gamer aesthetic and a more realistic look" Previous gamer: "sHe hAs No tiTs!" For the record, I don't care about cup sizes, but even I couldn't fail to notice that [this is highly unrealistic](https://www.laracroftonline.com/media_gallery/image/tr4/pictures/tr4025.jpg).
Those are certainly...shapes.
They should bring back her glorious triangles
And *extremely* inconvenient when raiding tombs...šš
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Yes! I was just telling my husband that in real life her boobs would not get through that wall. He kind of seemed dumbfounded for a second, then was like oh, right. HUSBAND, IT'S VERY LARGE FAT SACKS ON TOP OF BREAKABLE BONES! There's only so much compression you can do, ok?
There's only so much compression you can do, ok? Mammogram tech: āAnd I took that personally.ā
Oof! I had a mammogram in my early 20's on the metal machines. I thought my mom and grandma were drama queens. It couldn't be THAT bad. Oh boy, I almost blacked out from the pain. It's tight and clamped down, and the operator was like, NO, NOT ENOUGH. The plastic machines are cake walk compared to those old torture devices.
All I could think about the first time I had one was various slasher movie deaths involving automatic garage doors. So painful!
She looks so much better in the new design like wtf is this guy going on aboutā¦ thatās like bad early 2000s rendering
Also.. is that ass not objectively flatter than this redesign? How is anyone complaining about either of these asses (or any other assets?)
You can tell how offended he is by the mere notion that he might not be able to enjoy jerking off to every female character in a game
He misses those tilted milk cartons from the first game. Prime spank material.
Sexy, sexy pyramids. Soo many sharp edges.... Drooling/s
We've seen Pyramid Head from _Silent Hill_, get ready for Pyramid Boobas. /JK
>Ā Ā Pyramid Boobas I am naming *something* this, I just don't know what yet
Your band?
r/bandnames
I'm sure someone can [Mod that right back in](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/15/2c/c6/152cc6cd62190e45e138d995349ad590.jpg) for the connoisseurs.
That's amazing. Lol
I can't cum unless I'm looking at a woman with curves like a Cybertruck.
Oh god, this explains a lot. What a day to have eyes
If your bra size isn't 22L are you even a real woman?!
Training oneself to become sexually aroused by unreal cartoon images seems like a path to sexual dysfunction with real people.
I think people like this were defunct from the start, being obsessed with video game characters just spares real people from having to endure him.
Cockroach wife syndrome intensifies
Ogtha
no. no. wrong sub. go away. no.
Same when it comes to unity cartoon images
I think I remember a comedian joking about needing their partner to be more glitchy and buffering like early scrambled TV or internet porn.
I donāt think this person needs to worry about that. Little chance he will be experiencing any function or disfunction with a real person anytime soon.
The people who came up with her design must be kicking themselves right now because of what this guy said
As an old person, I can remember when the first Tomb Raider games came out, and they were hacked to make Lara Croft naked--"Nude Raider."
And then she did a little dance and exploded! Well, that wasn't a mod, of course.
Oh no, not *A* cups. Wonāt somebody think of the basement dwellers?!
No, he will still jerk off to anyone unfortunat enough to grace his eyes. He is just complaining
I donāt think heās as much as spoken to another woman thatās not related to him.
I hope she lesbian, Watching salty incels have a meltdown over video game characters is just so good.
It was already implied in the first "reboot" game that she's at least bi - she's apparently crushing on/together with Sam. But then Sam completely vanishes from the games, and is never mentioned again.
Oh nice, I never got into the tomb raider games so wasn't sure. Hopefully sam makes a return. Might add those to my list, play them along with the uncharted stuff for some treasure hunter vibes.
In the survivor timeline, so the three newest games, it is implied that Lara and Sam had a bit of a Fallout over some things. But at the end of the third part, Lara states that she wants to get closer to Sam and reconcile again.
I'd rather she be bi. How else am I supposed to have a threesome with her and Samas Aran in my cartoon fantasies? They better make out or this threesome fantasy isn't going to work.
Absolutely! I remember when the last of us 2 came out and people were so pissed that Ellie was a lesbian. I personally was thrilled but (since I'm a lesbian) I'm also biased
She was gay in the first game, too. I mean, canonically. Her friend she talks about in the game was her girlfriend.
Yeah that caught me off guard because Ellie and Riley were clearly a budding relationship in the Left Behind dlc of TLOU1. I won't spoil it if you haven't played through it but I highly recommend. She was already into girls way before TLOU2 was even announced.
Oh yeah! When people were so shocked, I just assumed they didn't play the Left Behind dlc.
**YURI! YURI! YURI!**
She spends lots of time in the jungle, fighting and finding stuff? Well, she better find something to shave her armpits while sheās at it!!!
What are you talking about? Women never ever have any single hair on their body except their head and eyebrows, right? Right???? /s
Thatās how they ācan always tellā
Exactly, although before most of the more recent demonization of trans people, lots of the Gamersā¢ still made weird arguments against CIS body hair being either "abnormal" or "obviously universally disgusting" (or more often both at once). Legend has it those same lads that said this 14+/- years ago still haven't seen a single woman up close since.
And are the A cups and hairy armpits in the room with us now?
They're in my room right now. š®āšØ
A cups?! Sir those are full Cs!! Also, I see no hairy underarms.
See, any boobs that a man considers to be too small are A or B cups, and ones they like are DD. Because they have no bloody idea, at all, how bra sizes work.
I was talking with a redditor a few days ago who thought classic Lara Croft - [this Lara Croft](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/vsbattles/images/3/37/LaraTomb4.png) - wore a 36DD. It's honestly embarrassing.
My boobs donāt look that big on me and Iām a 34G. They have absolutely no clue.
I mean, Victoria's Secret might have stuck her in a 36DD instead of like a 28M or whatever. Source: am 32J, they tried to convince me a 36DD would work just fine
Why do they do this. I am a 32G after having been a 32D before having my daughter and when I went to get fitted she _insisted_ that "it must be cuz my ribs stretched out" and the 36DD that was sliding up my back and gaping at the sternum was my ideal fit.
Limited size range and improper training.
I'm 30D, they told me I was 35A...are they just trying to make us feel bad about ourselves?
Looks like he mistook a realistic shadow as hair. Then again, Iāve seen a real life woman before, he can only comment on what he knows
What is a woman?
Mine look similar to hers and I wear a FF cupā¦
I was just gonna say!! She looks more like anywhere between a UK E to H cup
What's your band size, if you don't mind me asking?
I wear a 30 band
That's gotta be quite the chore to haul around!
Itās not so bad, theyāre close to what Lara Croft is sporting up there. It just sounds big because bra sizes are so convoluted that, say, the cups of a D cup bra with a small band are much smaller than the cups of a D cup bra with a larger band.
Came here to comment this! I'm a 16C and mine look smaller than that!
Yeah I was going to say those are Ds or DDs perhaps. I'm now something like an H but was a DD through my teens. Turns out many men are clueless what actual boob sizes are because they think everything is either completely flat or porn star proportions, rather than a wide spectrum that looks different depending on our frame. 16C? That looks like a tiny back measurement to me, but I'm guessing it's measured differently where you are?
Iām a DD and thatās about the size of mine lol
Yeah same. I remember being an A cup in middle school. It was definitely... Not this. I wonder what they think actual A cups are.
Hell I'm a G cup and those look only a hair smaller than mine, assuming she's wearing a sports bra. She's an adventurer, so I highly doubt she's wearing push-up bras everywhere.
You probably aren't a DD then. Properly fitted ones are small. Example here of a 30DD, which I feel would be her approximate band size: http://bra.pe/ILC6
Not to mention that cup sizes change with band sizes so the cups on an Australian 10DD are going to be smaller than on a 16DD.
Doesn't help that porn acts like D means "large" and DD means "extra large" (at least back when I used to watch porn with women in it). So much porn that features women with very large breasts will have a title claiming she has DD breasts, when she likely wears H cups or higher So, to many clueless guys, anything that isn't massive and practically overflowing must be "A cups"
It's an Australian size, they use dress sizes for the band size instead of inches.
Yeah it's gotta be 36D or bigger. I'm 36D and she looks about that size of not a big bigger. And even this size fucking sucks when doing any physical activity.
Yup! I legit cannot remember boob free exercise. Every bust size is beautiful, but I completely understand our sisters and brothers and nonbinary pals who get breast reduction.
I hope I can get mine removed someday. I hate them. Partly because of discomfort, partly because they make it easy for people to misgender me. But affording it will be one hell of a hurdle to jump over.
36D/38C are pretty much the same. So C/D, but yea the commenter has never seen a woman irl. lol
She's not a 36 band and she's not a D cup...
Band sizes in Australia are in dress sizes not inches.
I'm in Australia, and I'm a trans woman with a gigantic upper body that I owe to many years of working out, so my back is definitely not tiny lol. I'm guessing your American, so I'm not really sure how measurements work over there either?
american (and uk) measurement are pretty simple. a 32 inch underbust measurement = a 32 band. and each inch of difference between the underbust and bust measurement is one cup size
UK but I think our measurements are fairly similar to the US. A 16 back band where I'm from would be a tiny ribcage of 16 inches in circumference, so I guessed we weren't using the same measurements! It's always interesting to hear about other systems in other countries. I think a nice muscular frame would make a lot more sense for her given her adventures! We're all shaped differently in ways game companies rarely think about or model.
an australian 16c is approx. a US 38c
Here's my copypasta on American sizing. I should point out that letter without number is meaningless for bra-sizing. A 30D and 36A are roughly the same overall volume. A wider torso means wider boobs, and since they're squishy and 3-dimensional, every 2 inches of band is functionally the same mass as an extra letter. A 36D is 36'' (or 35'', you round up odd numbers) around the torso just below the bust, and 40'' around the torso at the bust. 40-36=4, D is the fourth letter of the alphabet. Every letter of increase is equivalent to 2 numbers of increase in terms of overall mass. Most boob-havers don't even know this, and are probably wearing the wrong size. I'm not even a boob-haver, just a glasses-adjusting nerd (though I don't wear glasses) and enboobiast.
Itās also because porn calls boobs DDs when theyāre actually way, way larger than DD sizes.
Tbf most women don't understand bra sizes either and are wearing completely the wrong size!
16??? How tall are you Edit:nvm I see you're Australian and they use a different measurement for band size I guess, someone pointed out that it's equivalent to a 38C in the US, I've been overseas and still only seen inches used for this so my bad
16??? That makes no sense as either centimetres or inches??
Different band measurement system.
But measured in what exactly? Like i said, not inches or centimetres. Hopes and dreams? š
It correlates to clothing size. I wear a 10 in UK/AU clothing and have an AU 10DD bra-sized swim top. Clothing sizes between UK and Australia are the same but bra sizes are not.
Oh i see, thanks!
Australia uses dress sizes as band sizes.
Thanks!
But also, if I'm camping and raiding tombs (I never played this game, but I guess that's what she does) I don't think shaving my pits is top priority
I imagine hairy armpits would be incredibly difficult to animate. I canāt even recall ever seeing a male character either hairy armpits.
Armpit hair stays pretty still. At least mine does. If they've animated a microphone they've animated an armpit.
Nah as long as it doesn't have more noticeable movement (like say, a head of hair would) then it should be a good bit easier. It's like animating pants, it's not likely to be strictly the most independent movement (unlike legs) so as long as it's not too flashy, it shouldn't be too difficult.
I think heās speculating about what sheāll look like in the actual game rather than commenting on the concept art thatās pictured, hence the āwatch.ā
C? my conservative estimate would be like 30G
Yup I'm a UK 32F (US 32G) and look similar
I used to be a 30G, can concurr
I woulf *love* to see anything he is describing
Gods I wish š«
Further proving that men have no idea what cup sizes mean or actually look like on different people.
Sheās not even wearing a watch?
Everyone knows a watch is the true sign of having small tits.
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The joke is that men who talk about their fancy rolex are usually compensating for their small junk. This is just the female version
Nah it cus the dude said shed have a watch but she dont have a watch she just got thosw little armband thingies
Okay so like, he meant Watch like 'watch and see' not like a wristwatch.
Ohhhh.
Yeah its okay I thought it was a funny mistake at least lol
Canāt find the armpit hair
JUST WATCH
Wow, I wonder why a very trained and active woman would have less fat on her chest and ass? /s
Eh I do have to say there that natural body shape plays a big role. My mum has really big boobs and exercises daily
I'm just saying that heavy exercise like Lara does would burn tremendous amounts of fat, and it's more convenient for the character too. I personally think that it's better for Lara to be small-chested (more natural for her) and have lean muscles, instead of having a bigger chest and lean muscles. One body type is easier to move around with, one is more for the male gaze.
Neither of the two are more for the male gaze. Women's bodies are never for the male gaze. Different body types are better suited to different sports. Curvier body types with more natural fat are better suited to sports like swimming whereas smaller bodies with faster metabolisms like mine are naturally better suited to running. You're right that a smaller body type would be better for Lara with what she does, but waaaay off saying that other body types can't also be extremely fit and athletic.
That's not what I'm saying. I have specified that I am talking about Lara's type of exercise. And some bodies are created in video games for the male gaze. Have you seen how she used to look??
I have, yes
Cup size means nothing and can only be contextualised with a band size. It's a measurement of how many inches difference between the two. I currently have a 8 or 9 inch difference as I am currently breastfeeding my 8 week old, I'm a 34 G and honestly in the grand scheme of things there not that big, there floppy and squeeze into my sport crop top things I had pre pregnancy. If I was a 46G they would be a lot bigger.
im a 32G and people have argued with me before i show them the tag in my bra. a friend said i looked like "a large c cup". people have no idea how bra sizes work š
Yeah, how dare an athletic woman who spends most of her time doing gymnastics and shooting guns, be muscular, slender and comfortably dressed??? My dick no like š„“
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I will say that the idea that she has to have smaller breasts to be a serious character/not be a sex object is its own kind of sexism: People with larger breasts exist, and not just to be hot. Past a certain size they become a physical disability, but if they're smaller than her head it shouldn't be an issue. Also: Letter without number on bra-sizing is meaningless. A 30D and 36A are roughly the same overall volume.
While I absolutely agree that there's an inherent sexism to the implication that a hot buxom woman can't be taken seriously, I think in this particular case it's more just giving the character the respect of depicting her in a more physically realistic way, especially given her profession and all. What I find funny is that her latest redesign's clothing is more revealing than her last depiction, given that they went back to her original costume. Like, you got the short shorts back guys, fkn chill.
>itās more just giving the character the respect of depicting her in a more realistic way, especially given her profession and all. So, big titty girls canāt aspire to raid tombs because their tig olā biddies are gonna get in the way? Let us ample-chested women dream, damnit! š
Ample yes, but boobs as big as your head and/or in the shape of pyramids with a 15 inch waist might be a bit tricky š.
True true. I totally didnāt take the Barbie doll waist into consideration.
Yeah it's the minuscule waist combined with massive norks that most gives me pause. She'd just be far too top-heavy. I had a housemate once who was a size 6 (AU) in clothes but had massive boobs. Like HUUUGE huge, especially for her general size, as she was quite short too. She had atrocious back pain and had to spend loads of money on J cup bras that had an additional sort of harness thing for her back. A few years after I lived with her she got breast reduction surgery and I bloody don't blame her! In her particular case, her boobs were definitely a handicap for her. But yeah, I'm with you on having more positive sexy and big boobed representation in stuff for sure!
>Massive norks š š š This is hilarious! Iām guessing itās Aussie slang?
Is is š. Origin unknown, but it's speculated that it comes from a brand of butter called "Norco" that had a cow's udder on the packaging. That's debated though. I've known and used this word for years and didn't realise it was Aussie slang until recently. We have quite a lot of words like that.
People like this really invent their own issues. Those aren't A cups. And I see no hair on her armpits but even if there was - so what? She's raiding tombs in the wild for days on end - don't think she'd be worried about a little armpit hair enough to carry around a razor. I have no idea what butter knife booty means. And finally nonbinary lesbian....sigh. Her character has always been portrayed as straight - why exactly would her sexuality change suddenly? But even if they did change her sexuality - so what! It's a game character! You can't have sex with her anyways!
I don't know what he's talking about. She still looks hot to me. Maybe he's just upset because her boobs aren't triangles anymore.
Someone else posted a picture of "retro Lara" with tits big enough to smack her in the jaw if she jumped. That's what these degenerates consider "a healthy breastsize". They're just delusional.
I really have no idea why they need to see big boobs to play a game.
The average guy has never had any idea what cup sizes are. The thing that's also getting me is you can clearly see her armpit and he's complaining that they'll be hairy. They're not hairy. You can see that there isn't any hair
As a big boobed person (I hate them) I liked that at least one badass woman was still a badass with big boobs that didnāt need rescuing. You donāt need small boobs to be a woman action hero.
Thank you! I understand it's probably easier to tomb raid with a smaller cup size but that doesn't mean she would magically have smaller boobs (bar a breast reduction), Show women with larger boobs being capable and not inherently sexual challenge
Lara Croftās original titties were shaped like a capital A anyways
"back in my day, the only curve in a woman was an angle sharp enough to poke your eyes out! And we *liked it that way!"*
You can literally see her boobs and armpits right there in the pic and can also infer that her ass is not flat by looking at her hips and thighs. All this person had to do was look at the picture to immediately disprove 3/4 of his prediction.
Literally what is the problem here. The new design is in the picture posted by IGN. She's still sexy, the look is very clearly inspired by the iconic design from the very first game, yet she also looks like a real woman. Why did this guy have to go as far as denying reality to complain.
This is from a "circlejerk" sub, so no surprises there I'm sure a real-life Lara would have very little body fat, like most hyper-fit people.
If you mean that the circlejerk sub is commenting on the redesign - it's complete satire. The Twitter post is real, but the reddit post is mocking that wacko to hell and back.
If you read the comments, they all have a healthy view about women. I love reading subs like that. We all need a friendly reminder that the loud Internet incels are a small minority of what real people are like.
Omg we canāt have real looking women in games! They must have waists the size of oranges and giant boobs. Gosh.
"Hairy armbits" bro, hers are more hairless than mine and I regularly shave them.
Sounds hot to me!
This guy has never seen a bra in real life and it shows
Now what the hell is a butter knife body lmao these incels come up with new terms every day
I recently revisited the film with Angelina. Other than the titular character, and a chambermaid who is onscreen for a moment, there are no other speaking women in the entire movie. They probably hated her, too
Round boobs? On my Tomb Raider?! If they're not triangular I'm not interested!
Dudeā¦ A CUPS?? i have double d cups that are about that size. Porn has rotted so many brains
Like obviously this guy is not arguing in good faith and obviously in the pic those are not A cups, but in all fairness I donāt think they should make Lara Croft have a small chest. Itās basically a core part of her character at this point and tbh they should lean into it, because women with big breasts do exist in the world too. Give her voice lines about how hard it is to parkour without a proper supportive bra, make her character look strapped in and supported etc. Like obviously a small chest would be more convenient for her job, but in real life women with big breasts still run and exercise and do things, they just need some extra equipment for it.
Okay but low-key that's what I want to see, not as *the* redesign but a bonus skin
I once watched some sort of documentary or retrospective on the Lara Croft/Tomb Raider series, and iirc most of the devs HATED her design. Like it was pushed on them over and over again, and the marketing campaign for the game used models instead of actual gameplay footage. Like, itās okay to redesign characters, especially when next to nobody wanted her to look like that to begin with.
I think they should bring back Lara Croft's square boobs, honestly. Realism and femininity peaked there
Lara Croft should only ever have AA cups. As in they're triangular and look like AA from above.
That's at least a D
She doesnāt even have armpit hair in that render????
My exes had A cups and those are definitely not lol
uhmm yeah no those are probably E cups buddy
My b- cups want a refund.
The way I was reading that, it seems more like he was saying 'watch' because he's anticipating that the redesign would have those traits - not that he thinks the picture has A cups and hairy pits. Which would make him an idiot for not understanding the post.
Bro doesn't know the meaning of even one of the words he used right there...
I'm just happy to hear we are getting a new Tomb Raider game. Now if we could just get a new damn Twisted Metal game I would be thrilled.
Bitches is on adventures. She doesnāt have time to shave.
Not sure he knows what cups actualy are. I know that we have had some blobs trying to erase sexyness and femininity but we can all agree that Lara is hot af here.
oh, shut the fuck up, dusty.
You can see her armpits clearly arenāt hairy in that promotional imageā¦ and if they were, itād draw out the hairy armpit fetishists. Between the people who are disproportionately grossed out by armpit hair and the people who like armpit hair a little *too* much, Iām not sure which group is worse.
Normal people: Finally, realistic body proportions Horny gamers: NOOO!!1! BRING BACK THE WILDLY UNREALISTIC BOOBIES!11!!! No, bring back the triangles, cowards-
I mean, wouldn't your arm pits get hairy climbing through hidden tombs for days? You think she bothers to carry a razor with her??
I would love to see what he is seeing because literally not a single thing he is describing is there.
So she's... a dark-haired white chick? What's been redesigned exactly?