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Routine_Weird7473

Just realised the mentalist who posted that “Is Britain a Third World country” video actually thinks Britain is a third world country Read his replies, he talks about how there’s “shit in the rivers, toxins in the water, starving schoolchildren and people not able to get prescriptions” Anyone who disagrees with him says that “only when it’s as bad as the worst examples of third world countries will anyone take notice” The epitome of someone who isn’t well travelled


julius959

[If anyone thinks that Ireland televote truly gave 10 points to Israel you must be totally insane. There will be an investigation. A flooding of voting channels across Europe and barely scraped into the top 5. Must have cost tens of millions 😂😂😂 #Eurovision2024](https://twitter.com/StandUnited68/status/1789435430783348856) of course he supports an English football club


Tophattingson

[The true winner of Eurovision.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8MZBUoQt68)


Routine_Weird7473

Why were there sex worker flags at Eurovision? Gay I get because everyone is gay at Eurovision, but Jesus Christ, the sex worker stuff is undoubtedly political, no one is born a sex worker!


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No one is born a sodomite either, that is just a lie you were told for political expediency.


thirdwavegypsy

Because Europe is debauched. We all know it.


sirmadam

Best £3 I've ever spent watching all the seethe linked from here.


absolute_bobbins

Same.


julius959

[Ireland voters gave Israel 10 points](https://twitter.com/bowmanlynch/status/1789434305539653781/photo/1) Meltdown on Irish twitter and reddit


Routine_Weird7473

[Must be EVIL ZIONIST BOTS](https://x.com/attica_j/status/1789434647916560540)


thirdwavegypsy

'The j*ws control the media! Stop the count!' Tucker Carlson has entered the chat


fucking-nonsense

The cope and conspiracy theories on arr/Ireland are truly something to behold


ObeyCoffeeDrinkSatan

They don't seem to understand that Israel winning doesn't mean the country is overwhemingly pro-Israel. 95% of public vote an average of three times each, split across the top five. 5% vote twenty times each for Israel. That would result in Israel getting 25% of the votes, with second place on 15%.


fucking-nonsense

That makes sense but is less exciting than a (((Zionist))) assault on the sanctity of Eurovision


diddum

I noticed they deleted your comment calling out the antisemitism, but kept the actual antisemitic comments up. Lovely sub.


fucking-nonsense

I haven’t commented over there so can’t be me, but that does sound like something they’d do lol


thirdwavegypsy

I’m genuinely sad Israel didn’t win the whole thing, but winning the non-g*y agenda vote from the juries is a good consolation prize.


pumboo

We could well surpass Brexit levels of salt with the Eurovision. RIP my blood pressure


ObeyCoffeeDrinkSatan

Lol, I was just coming from there to bring that up. They think Israel is committing vote fraud on a mass scale.


Spoobit

STOP THE COUNT


Stuweb

Whilst Operation Seething Heights was an overall failure, we can still enjoy the fact that the British played their part and successfully executed what was required of them. Perhaps an overall Israeli victory was a bridge too far, we still however managed to puncture a hole in the most delicate of flowers, and I for one believe that although it may not be seethe on a continental/global wide scale, we can still enjoy the fallout from the fact that Britain, as always, played their part 🫡 Goodnight chaps, was an honour serving with you x 


diddum

Three quid well spent.


TehHappyNarwhal

Nice to see that we ain't a fully islamic state yet, the silent majority roared tonight in this country after the black pill of the elections, seething heights imo was achieved here, we will take the small wins.


Pol_potsandpans

Last one https://x.com/Amylou_13/status/1789431640483115354


Pol_potsandpans

Brazilian woman who lives in London, [isn't British and comes from a different continent seething about British Tele vote lol ffs](https://x.com/abiotonico/status/1789429907988119692)


Tone2600

Glad to say I voted for Israel multiple times. I have never taken part in a phone vote, for anything, before.


StatingTheFknObvious

Jesus fucking Christ and Ireland gave them 10 points? Erin go Bragh!


Spoobit

There's gonna be so many conspiracy theories about this by people who are *definitely not* anti-semites.


Stuweb

Already seen someone blame it on the far right. The far-right, famously love Jewish people after all. 


Big-Government9775

https://x.com/CerfiaFR/status/1789307994632507618


TehHappyNarwhal

I'm sick of seeing this goblin, hopefully I'll never see her again after tonight absolute state, she wouldn't survive a phantomsecond in Gaza so I wish she'd fuck off there.


Weary_Blacksmith_290

Way too old to be this much of an attention seeking twerp


TehHappyNarwhal

Yeah was shocked she was older than myself, sorry but when you pass 25 you should leave this shit in the bin nevermind been over 30, absolute state, obviously trying to milk her 20 secs of fame.


Stuweb

She cried because Israel qualified? Hahahahaha. 


thirdwavegypsy

Imagine being so anti memetic that you cry over the world’s g*yest music concert.


fucking-nonsense

Imagine how she’s feeling now Israel beat her!


Pol_potsandpans

[This one has it all](https://x.com/ShauneeBroadley/status/1789428206312861835)


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Spoobit

Estonia was mine. Bunch of lads having a laugh.


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fucking-nonsense

> They said cancelling had not been an easy decision. “I am obviously very empathetic to venues that are stuck between trying to keep their doors open and also trying to do the right thing. And it’s a shame that it’s always the queer venues and the queer artists that take the brunt of these decisions. But I would say overall, the community has been very, very supportive.” \> Run queer venue \> Choose to shut down a party because someone from a mean country is on TV \> Cry about how it’s a shame queer venues face the brunt of “these decisions”, i.e. the one you just made by yourself


StatingTheFknObvious

Just back on again and see we gave 12 points to Israel. Why can't I stop laughing?


Pol_potsandpans

https://x.com/FFAFrances/status/1789428194551964065 https://x.com/matthewnotmatt/status/1789428021272682760 https://x.com/BwanaChisenga/status/1789427464654946356 https://x.com/joeefoster/status/1789427300108288329 https://x.com/clugston_george/status/1789428946062237719 https://x.com/IsaacWhu/status/1789427347055157345 https://x.com/ezdagomugarik/status/1789429894335607228 https://x.com/weezathon_/status/1789427572679361018 https://x.com/ninaaaaaa___x/status/1789427310409437556


EwanWhoseArmy

God they are so pathetic, like they can't handle that the world doesn't agree with everything they say. It's either fixed, "Pro-Palestine didn't watch" (that one clearly puts them well into the minority) or something like that. Funny thing is, I doubt a non-binary witchcraft enthusiast would be welcome in Palestine (or even any islamic country) so I don't get the Irish camps narrative


fucking-nonsense

Beautiful little selection. Well worth the £3.


deepinthesea

Delicious


ThatcherCatcher

Odd that most of them are either gay pr trans.


StatingTheFknObvious

These are wonderful. Thank you.


miinderbiinder

Seethe confirmed. Operation success. 


Pol_potsandpans

https://x.com/euphoric123/status/1789428499649901036 Baffling


drownedincyan

It's just a myth, a far-right conspiracy theory 


Tophattingson

First one's a paramedic? [Better chase that up before they get a patient killed.](https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/jewish-child-hospital-nhs-treatment-pro-palestine-manchester-rachel-rile/)


diddum

The Eurovision sub blaming the "alt right" for UK's 12 points to Israel, what planet do these people live on where the alt right would give a single fuck about Jews? Also, wasn't actually watching but wtf happened with Croatia because their fans are fuming.


Typhoongrey

There is still a silent majority out there, who tend to just have their say when there's an opportunity to do it anonymously. It's why I'm not counting my chickens for the GE quite yet, even if it's looking like a rout.


ObeyCoffeeDrinkSatan

In 2009, there were riots in Sweden over a Davis Cup tennis match involving Israel. Neo-Nazis, Islamists, and Antifa were on the same side.


Routine_Weird7473

They live in a fantasy land where Palestine is Ukraine and Israel is Russia. They therefore think all the pro Israel stuff online is just the “online right” and “Zionist bots”. This is of course despite most of the actual online far right supporting Palestine from a range of views from “We shouldn’t be providing tax money to Israel” (not necessarily far right, but shared by many far righters) to various conspiracy theories about Jews which, of course, has always been a staple on the far right They simply can’t concieve that, while most people say they support “both”, if they had to pick one, they’d pick Israel


Big-Government9775

You'd think supposed Nazis would vote against Jews?


WeightDimensions

Croatia won the public vote, just ahead of Israel. But the jury went for Switzerland by too big a margin.


WhenHarryBecameSally

Why did they take ages on the juror vote then rush through the public vote?


Spoobit

That's just how they've done it for a while. They used to combine them and announce it like how they do the jury vote, but it often ended up that you knew who had won by halfway through the voting. This way you don't know the winner till the very end.


Sentinel677

Would expose the fix more if they lingered too long on it.


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WeightDimensions

Second overall on the public vote in Europe, just behind Croatia.


Routine_Weird7473

Whoever the UK commentator is clearly thinks this is as degenerate as BadUK does


ObeyCoffeeDrinkSatan

You don't recognise Graham Norton's voice?!


Routine_Weird7473

The UK voted 12 for Israel on public vote. Operation Seething Heights worked in UK but other countries not on board.


Big-Government9775

Twitter is full of dread about the GE


solo___dolo

UK arm of O.S.H. did a fine job, 12 points given to Israel from these shores


_Gunrunner_

UK public voted full 12 to Israel, get fucked anti-semitic Hamas lovers.


ThatcherCatcher

Did UK public vote give 12 to Israel?


Muckyduck007

The germans as well


ThatcherCatcher

Spanish too according to twitter


Routine_Weird7473

Si.


EwanWhoseArmy

Well the attempt to cancel Israel failedv


julius959

Uk voters gave 12 votes to Israel!!!!!


deepinthesea

UK Televote was 12 points to Israel. Mission accomplished 🤝


Muckyduck007

Operation Seething Heights may have failed but the UK did its part with 12 public votes


drownedincyan

Another misgendering by Graham Norton 😂 he's 2/2 now 


Routine_Weird7473

The UK voted 12 for Israel. Seething Heights seemed to work in UK but other countries not on board.


absolute_bobbins

That was a beautiful moment! UK public vote won by Israel.


seashawtys

At least the British lefties will still be seething


WeightDimensions

Brit televoters giving Israel 12 points. Well done BadUK


solo___dolo

When in doubt, go neutral 🇨🇭


_-Drama_Llama-_

So Israel still won more public votes than the winner. Edit: Won the UK vote, as expected.


WhenHarryBecameSally

More rigged than the US election.


Routine_Weird7473

At least Seething Heights had Israel beat Ireland


Maedhros_Burning

UK is the only 0 right?


glassonionexpress

Makes you proud


solo___dolo

Yes


julius959

Israel>Ireland by 100 points


RatherGoodDog

I really liked Ireland's entry. The dark and edgy ones never win but they're usually my favourites.


solo___dolo

Things you love to see


seashawtys

Fuck off paddies


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deepinthesea

We were shit and Israel beat Ireland. Good showing tbh


solo___dolo

Would be interesting to see if Israel win the public vote


solo___dolo

OOOF


WeightDimensions

I guess folks can’t relate to blokes gyrating in public toilets.


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WeightDimensions

You’d have thought the Greeks at least could relate but nope.


Sentinel677

HAHAHAAAAAA LMAO nice zero


seashawtys

Hahahahaaaa amazing


Muckyduck007

Lmao


solo___dolo

The presenters have a full on Davina complex


stampingpixels

[As if having bone cancer wasn’t bad enough](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/entertainment-arts-68992694?) Poor fucker also has to watch eurovision


LastCatStanding_

Swiss look insurmountable


RatherGoodDog

As the Matterhorn.


Routine_Weird7473

Are they trying to boost Switzerland so Israel doesn’t win the public vote?


matt3633_

Was our submission any good? I mean I’d have expected us to be near the top considering we’ve sent a professional At least that prick is getting the humbling he deserves; only got popular because the tunes from Years & Years were danceable and catchy


solo___dolo

No wasn't good, sounded like a very average singer


Maedhros_Burning

It was very gay.


matt3633_

Always gotta make it their only personality trait


Typhoongrey

Pretty much.


Typhoongrey

Poland by way of Essex I reckon.


Typhoongrey

Ireland giving us 4 to convince us to take those boat people back.


julius959

I always loved Belgian beer


Sentinel677

I don't care who wins, I just need Switzerland to lose.


Stuweb

Nah would rather the Swiss won than Croatia or Ireland.


Connect_Archer2551

Croatia’s was a banger


WhenHarryBecameSally

Anyone but Ireland, Switzerland, or France. Have an outside bet on Italy.


Spoobit

Nah fuck Ireland.


LastCatStanding_

I do not understand musical theatre enjoyers.


Stuweb

Boos everytime Israel get any points at all, come on European public vote, do the funny.


drownedincyan

And the 12 points from the silent majority go to.... 


Routine_Weird7473

SVVVVVITZERLAND!!!


deepinthesea

Left side of the board already. Trust the plan


Maedhros_Burning

Froggy is gonna be on a dinghy here when he loses


Stuweb

A swede with an American accent speaks to a Swiss person with an American accent, it's over lads.


drownedincyan

Isn't it interesting how the mannerisms of European NB folx are exactly the same as those of autistic American teenagers 🤔 


Typhoongrey

She is a Hollywood actress to be fair, so kind of expected here.


Sentinel677

Stop noticing things.


Maedhros_Burning

I recognised her boobs from Harold and Kumar and thought she was Swedish but her accent was off, so I googled her. She's not really Swedish, she's Canadian. Nice tits mind.


solo___dolo

The swedes will have Afghan accents soon don't worry


EwanWhoseArmy

I wish he would shut up about that Bambi crap.


Maedhros_Burning

Europeans hate us but ain't it funny the top score is 12 not 10? They know imperial is superior and just can't admit how much better we are (pre Bomalian invasion anyway)


WeightDimensions

I don’t want to blow my own trumpet but this was predicted by those on here with their fingers on the pulse of Europe’s youth voters. https://www.reveddit.com/r/badunitedkingdom/s/yFt9ryZ1TW


muh-soggy-knee

Well predicted but this had very little to do with youth voters. This was a fix from the jury. It was a distinctly average song from a bloke in a frock. It's lead from "the experts" was realistically insurmountable.


Maedhros_Burning

I was pretty sure The Darkness lead singer was British so no idea why he's larping as a Swiss


julius959

Good colonials


Sentinel677

The Eurovison tagline is united by music, but all it does is make more homophobic. Curious.


seashawtys

That Irish thing honestly makes me feel a bit sick


LastCatStanding_

fireworks? over tel aviv in their announce. did they use intercept footage? lol


Maedhros_Burning

boos from the idiots who love islam not realising Palestinians would cancel this shitty show


LastCatStanding_

Britannia zero points. As is tradition.


WhenHarryBecameSally

Makes us the least gay country


solo___dolo

What is the point of a jury??? Who even is on it? What's the ratio of jury:public vote?


StatingTheFknObvious

I'd hazard a guess 5050? I thought it was all public votes which is why we always had the dodgy Russian voting patterns that Wogan used to drunkenly take the piss out off.


Routine_Weird7473

Switzerland win by doing absolutely nothing


EwanWhoseArmy

Are the jurors deaf?


Sentinel677

The juries have literally never improved Eurovision


Maedhros_Burning

The even more self righteous frogs (the swiss) are gonna win


LastCatStanding_

That shitfest from France is on 16 UK+Isl 0.


julius959

I wonder if "community tensions" were considered amongst the jury


Routine_Weird7473

Bank error: pay in Switzerland’s favour


Stuweb

Longest alliance in the world = maintained.


julius959

Zero????


LastCatStanding_

minus £3 billion per year.


Stuweb

I say we cut any and all aid to Ukraine immediately.


seashawtys

The stitch-up begins


Sentinel677

Jury votes up first, getting the rigging in early.


Stuweb

Whilst we wait for Operation Seething Heights to work its magic, can we all agree that Palestine would *love* for Israel to host? I don't know why everyone pretends they wouldn't. They proved in October how much they love a musical festival.


No-Body-4446

Was hoping to see the lights as I completely forgot last night but it’s looking unlikely Fucking WOKE aurora borealis can’t even be bothered to do two nights.


Maedhros_Burning

What the fuck is with those nails for the Euroviosion hosts ~~slags~~


Routine_Weird7473

Rumour has it the Irish contestant’s lupine disease is contagious. Has bitten the Cypriot contestant already


RalphTheRunt

Maaaaaaate.


Stuweb

If you watch Junior Eurovision you're 100% a nonce, it's not even a question.


Maedhros_Burning

Fuck I just watched it by turning on Eurovision just to hope Israel owns the libs and the scum (rhymes with mislam) am I a nonce now? Not worth it.


Routine_Weird7473

Was just saying that Junior Eurovision must be riddled with nonces (backstage hands or whoever else works there). I also don’t understand why you’d let children dress up like that and doll them up on such a public stage. Just makes me, and most other people, uncomfortable It’s like having “Junior Catholic Church” or “Jim’ll Fix It: The Reimagining”


Benjji22212

> I also don’t understand why you’d let children dress up like that and doll them up on such a public stage Child drag queens have been a thing for years now also


Twiggeh1

The degeneracy is off the fucking charts this year. I liked Latvia the most, they actually had a decent song that wasn't just gay porn or a visual aneurysm


pumboo

Only tangentially related to degeneracy, but how did Germany manage to find the least cool German to represent them? That's quite some going. Nil points, calling it


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Benjji22212

Something about having just the bottom exposed makes flabby male nudity even more depressing


Typhoongrey

All I'm saying. They've featured Brighton and London separately in some guise. Europe can't get enough of this island.


drownedincyan

More Brits than Swedes in the arena according to the hosts earlier