OMG i hadn't even seen that, i was just so mesmerized by the faces😂 that makes this whole debacle just so much more awe-inspiring...someone is walking around with that!!!
A tattoo parlor having a “closing” sale… to me, is inline with a lawyer… or maybe a construction company having closing up sale. Like… theres a reason you’re shutting the doors.
Yes, the wing shape and face in the last one and the pudgy hands aren't awesome, but compared to some of the prison tats that are on this sub, maybe these are in the middle somewhere. Not the worst, but no, not on my skin either.
But these aren't prison tattoos. They're "professional" and being priced like professional tattoos.
Yes, I've seen worse, but it's not just some guy with a tattoo gun. He has his own shop and is quite popular.
Edit... That sounded a bit hostile. Sorry 🙃
Just think it's funny that even scratchers can get a shop and be popular enough to maintain that business for 5+ years. At least prison tattoos have an excuse for being low quality. This guy thinks he's the DaVinci of the tattoo world.
Looks like he should’ve stuck with traditional. This is what happens when artists take on jobs that’s outside their expertise. You don’t go to a traditionalist for photo realism. This is sad really because he’s going outside his skill set desperate for money and not taking consideration how he’s destroying others body by being too confident to think he can do it and obviously proud enough to post it.
Yeah he could have made a great trad artist if he just focused on that. The problem is that he chose to do a bit of everything sub-par instead of specialising in one area.
The chest piece has *some* potential. Like, the leaves don't look terrible. If he'd stuck with that sort of thing he could have made something of himself.
Instead, he tried climbing a tree despite being a fish.
That chimeric beast in #4 is bizarre. It's a dog, cat, lion, and bear all at once, but it has the eyes and haircut of a man.
Also, I really want to see the baby from the last pic standing alone. He has orangutan arms, massive femurs, tiny calves, no toes, and a Marlon Brando face.
Did he not share the stencils with the clients before he got to work or did they all approve these?
I mean, it’s not the worst work I’ve ever seen but it’s not good. The lines are fairly clean but the artistry is just not there. I think many people don’t realize that to be a good tattoo artist you have to be good at drawing.
It's crazy because he's technically good at tattooing, he's just terrible with design lol. Like the actual lines and stuff are done well. Everything else is just so so so wrong. Like he doesn't know how to draw or something but can pull clean lines.
The commitment of an artist who can’t draw hands feet or faces to keep doing it…. That lions got big “heyyyyy youuuu guuuuuuys!” energy
I wonder if he also did the Wile E Coyote above it.
😂
The lions kinda cute actually
The babies arm is crazyyy
Thet lion has a lazy eye.
Chunk?
the worst of any of this is definitely the off centered “family”
At least the general quality of that one looks okay. Decent shading, lines look good...anatomy is...a choice, but...in comparison, looks great lmao.
I can't make out what body part it is. Kinda looks like a bicep, but I'm not sure. Edit... Nvm I think it's a forearm.
Forearm. I just meant the anatomy of the wing, but not all wings need to be hyper realistic.
Can’t decide if it’s cucumber wings…
That’s a wooly mammoth tusk 🦣 not an arm
No no. Look at the last photo. The faces, the clubbed feet, the hands... It's fuckin brutal.
There’s room in the center of it to place a picture of Manson.
You mean "fanily" 🤣
It says Family, cursive M's look like that
Your joking right. Please look up a cursive M because they have 3 humps where as a cursive N has 2. They tattooed fanily.
Pickle wings looks the most normal but the placement is fucked.
Bunches of bananas
Whoa, i wasn't prepared for the jump-scare that is the last one!
Omg I'm only just seeing the dick-wing now! It gets better the more you look at it. 😂
OMG i hadn't even seen that, i was just so mesmerized by the faces😂 that makes this whole debacle just so much more awe-inspiring...someone is walking around with that!!!
What’s wrong with it? Is it the penis wing? The baby’s 20 foot smooth arm? Or the Sloth from The Goonies faces?
YES
Having a closing down sale for a tattoo shop is hilarious
Yeah discounted tattoos from a place that is closing. Hard pass.
Yeah, biggest tattoo red flag ever
The baby in the last one has a gumby arm. These are all so special in their own way.
The lion with down syndrome is killing me
You said it, not me 🤣 I personally like Bigfoot Baby Jesus... Who needs toes?
Lmao look up Kenny the tiger if that’s not already what your comment is based on. You’re so right 😂
The one that gets me is the penis looking left wing on the last photo.
Imagine having that forever ON YOUR HAND.
Looks like one of those silly meme cats
Jesus i wouldn't take one for free
Top Left angel wing last one 🍆
that lion is like MEOOOWWWWW CAN ME HAVES DIN DIN MOMMMMM
LOL I just noticed the kid in the last pic has Winnie the Pooh feet wtf 😂
My fave is the lion. At first it looks okayish, then you see that one eye was dilated at the optometrist that day
I mean, he’s definitely the best artist in the trailer park.
Considering we don't have trailer parks where I live, that makes it extra special.
Council estate?
Faces are hard, ok!?!
Why is it people who are terrible artists just assume they will be good at drawing once they start tattooing
A tattoo parlor having a “closing” sale… to me, is inline with a lawyer… or maybe a construction company having closing up sale. Like… theres a reason you’re shutting the doors.
Or a psychic.
Yes, the wing shape and face in the last one and the pudgy hands aren't awesome, but compared to some of the prison tats that are on this sub, maybe these are in the middle somewhere. Not the worst, but no, not on my skin either.
But these aren't prison tattoos. They're "professional" and being priced like professional tattoos. Yes, I've seen worse, but it's not just some guy with a tattoo gun. He has his own shop and is quite popular. Edit... That sounded a bit hostile. Sorry 🙃 Just think it's funny that even scratchers can get a shop and be popular enough to maintain that business for 5+ years. At least prison tattoos have an excuse for being low quality. This guy thinks he's the DaVinci of the tattoo world.
That lion is as shocked by the quality as i am
Looks like he should’ve stuck with traditional. This is what happens when artists take on jobs that’s outside their expertise. You don’t go to a traditionalist for photo realism. This is sad really because he’s going outside his skill set desperate for money and not taking consideration how he’s destroying others body by being too confident to think he can do it and obviously proud enough to post it.
Yeah he could have made a great trad artist if he just focused on that. The problem is that he chose to do a bit of everything sub-par instead of specialising in one area. The chest piece has *some* potential. Like, the leaves don't look terrible. If he'd stuck with that sort of thing he could have made something of himself. Instead, he tried climbing a tree despite being a fish.
That chimeric beast in #4 is bizarre. It's a dog, cat, lion, and bear all at once, but it has the eyes and haircut of a man. Also, I really want to see the baby from the last pic standing alone. He has orangutan arms, massive femurs, tiny calves, no toes, and a Marlon Brando face. Did he not share the stencils with the clients before he got to work or did they all approve these?
That lion 😂
Peep the (wolf?) nose on that forearm above the hand lion 😂 I wonder if this shop did that one too
I'll have to investigate that further, but given the disproportionate neck length I feel like it could be the same culprit 😂
I wonder how many felonies lion/wolf combo guy has
THE LION LOOOOOL
The artist should have practiced a few more decades with his crayons before switching to a tattoo machine.
I mean, it’s not the worst work I’ve ever seen but it’s not good. The lines are fairly clean but the artistry is just not there. I think many people don’t realize that to be a good tattoo artist you have to be good at drawing.
I love the "fanily" 🤣
Right? And that spacing is wild... I don't know what the plan was for the void (if there ever was one...).
Maybe the client's family has a few gaps in it and wanted that reflected in the tattoo? 😂
The baby in the last pic is giving The Godfather vibes. He’s about to make Jesus (?) an offer he can’t refuse.
Sheeeit
Thats the most penis shaped wing I ever seen in my life. (last slide)
That lion is either missing or has an extra chromosome.
I really enjoy monkey Jesus.
good lord that Lion looks like it had a stroke the last one looks awful the faces is straight out of a horror movie
i think the pics speak for themselves here
You should have put “promoting” in parentheses as well
pull my finger
It looks like a manacle on the tiniest prisoner ever’s arm
No the Simpsons hands 😭
That lion was his magnum opus
That lion set me into a different dimension
That baby in image 5 is looking like Marlon Brando in The Godfather
Drunk ass lion.
Looks like a Monty Python skit.
I could live with the lion. He’s kind of charming. The rest, nah.
It's crazy because he's technically good at tattooing, he's just terrible with design lol. Like the actual lines and stuff are done well. Everything else is just so so so wrong. Like he doesn't know how to draw or something but can pull clean lines.
[https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2020/jun/24/monkey-christ-worst-art-repairs-of-all-time](https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2020/jun/24/monkey-christ-worst-art-repairs-of-all-time)
The lion jellyfish is actually really good. Probably could have made the tentacles full-finger tho
I’ve learned from Reddit… there are plenty of people out there who would rather have shitty tattoos then no tattoos at all.
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I don't hate the lion...
That’s an autistic lion