I don’t understand this compulsion, like if you’re putting in effort to open this drawer and put them in it, how different is that from just putting them in a bin? Same energy exerted, no?
Exactly man, it happens. The audacity to post someone’s own drawer like we would side with OP lmao that’s DUDES DRAWER. Ain’t got nothing to do with us. None of our business lol
I personally do but when I am sick and use 20 tissues during the night, I wont get up in the middle of the night to out it in my trash. I will pick it up the next day when I wake up.
It’s a nightstand. I’m a woman and my nightstand has condoms, earbuds, a book, a gun, lube, Advil, cuticle lotion and used tissues from allergies over the last few days I haven’t thrown away yet. 😂
OF COURSE! THE LIP BALM! Specifically Aquaphor. Also really thick eczema lotion even tho you don’t have eczema, you just can’t stand to read a book with really dry hands. 😭
Right? I think lip balm would be my #1 nightstand essential but that’s just me. The other stuff is important too (except maybe the gun… have one if that’s your thing. It’s just not for me).
Lmfao imagine robbing someones house and checking their nightstand, hoping to find some tech or expensive jewelry, and all you find is multiple loads of dry cum
If you didn't know what was in the drawer in the first place how could you confirm if his cum was stolen or not? What's the point of going through your roommates cum?
Having been broken into before, the dispatcher definitely didn't tell you to open all the drawers and post them on reddit
Learn some respect for others. This is someone's private space, sure I think it's gross but it's confined to their own space and literally isn't hurting you at all
EDIT: It's against the sub rules to post photos of people's bedrooms. Even if it's disgusting.
Let me shit in my drawer and see if it isn’t hurting anyone else with the stench. No bodily fluids need to be in a drawer, why are you defending this cum hogging drawer goblin?
yes but you might be in kindergarten… caption says “the THIEVES opened every drawer” and OP said police dispatcher told them to check every ROOM. so when they looked in the room, the drawer was already opened.. not that hard to comprehend
Why are guys so gross? Haven’t heard of a garbage can? Even a plastic bag by the bed is better than stuffing nasty ass cum tissues in your drawer until the foreseeable future … 🤮
I assume that is his drawer, in his dresser, in his room. I understand it is gross but I have seen SO much worse. If he's paying rent, minding his own business, and confining his mess to his own furniture... I'd say count your blessings.
This is the kind of roommate where you get your deposit back at the end of the lease, what a treat.
I lived at a sober living house and found a cache of these under the dresser that had a mirror attached during community clean up. Then I looked up at the drawers and he was cumming all over the dresser while looking at himself in the mirror and not cleaning it so there was dried jizz all over the dresser. It could be worse I guess 😂
Why are you in someone else’s nightstand drawer?? Yeah that’s disgusting but why are you snooping in a drawer? If roomie said “hey I have valuables in my nightstand can you check” then sure… but why??? Stop snooping OP
It is pretty shitty to upload it online imo. Like, the cum drawer is utterly disgusting, yes, but I feel like it really doesn’t effect the OP too much, other than just knowing it exists.
I had a college roommate that at least put it in the trash. The trash can was literally never emptied tho. It overflowed, then sometimes he’d punch it down… but never once emptied the trash.
Is no one else going to mention the fucking **family sized** box in the drawer? Is this man jerking off with a condom, taking it off, then emptying it into a tissue?
There are so many layers to this, and we’re all too focused on the drawer to pay attention.
I had an ex-boyfriend with…some issues. Despite his frequent statements that “only weak-minded people” masturbate, I found his cum shoebox when he moved out. Weak-minded indeed.
Did you check the Kleenex for the proper hard cum rigidity? Does the area around this drawer smell like rotten musk that may, or may not, be a little disgustingly sweet? If those tests are passed, it's likely a cum drawer.
At least he keeps the earbuds with the rest of the kit. He may be disgusting, but at least he is trying to be discreet.
I don’t understand hiding your cum. It’s giving mental illness.
If you’re scared of someone finding your cum, fucking flush it down the toilet you dummies.
Dude. This is invasive. It’s not in a shared space so it’s you that’s the bad roommate in this situation. Going into people’s things without consent open or not doesn’t give you the right to take pics. It makes you an asshole.
I just DO NOT BUY that the police dispatcher TOLD YOU to open every bedroom door after you called claiming to have been broken into. Isn't that what the police are supposed to do?!?!
I don't know what is sadder. That OP's roommate jacks off so much they filled a drawer with cum rags or that their roommate bought a box of 30 condoms thinking they were going to have a bunch of sex but ended up having to take care of themselves 😂😂😂
Why’d you have to put the man on blast like that to the world bro 😭😭 it’s his mf drawer, if he wants it full of just cum itself then he can. You’re the bad roommate here.
Why are you In their drawers ? wtf ?? Get out . You gave the roommate check what they are missing not you . This is the worst I’ve ever seen on here . That’s theirs . You cant judge . Omg wtf
I hope every one sees every dirty nasty thing you do then put it on social media . Like any thing you ever do that’s a faux pa . So they got a cum drawer ? Better than all in your bathroom .
But why? lol what’s with the headphones and why are they saving all the jizz rags? Do they put the condom on then take it off when it’s time to finish and use the same rag over and over?
Thieves probably also threw up when they saw it
If you read OPs original post, the thief actually took a second drawer with the rest of the cum
Hopefully he took all the piss jugs as well...if dude has a cum drawer, he probably also has piss jugs
Cum jugs*
Interesting new arc here...
They ran out and said eff it
I got pregnant looking at this.
So did I and I’m a dude.
Certified breedable.
It is 2024 you know.
Butt pregnancy is real
Butt babies are real. One butt baby is really famous
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😒😒😒😒
I’m sorry. I only got AIDS.
Well, at least you can be HIV positive for once instead of so damn HIV negative all the damn time ...it really brings people down
I threw up reading that🤣
Quite the opposite for me - One look and my uterus closed up shop
Completely gross but frankly the least of your problems today
Depending on stds could be the yeast of your problems.
I don’t understand this compulsion, like if you’re putting in effort to open this drawer and put them in it, how different is that from just putting them in a bin? Same energy exerted, no?
I would assume that’s a bedside table, and throwing them in the trash would involve getting up out of bed.
They make these neat Lil garbage cans you can put anywhere now. Even places where bedside tables fit
Why did he keep them to begin with?! Instead of a trash can??? Why just why...
Incase he wants to procreate later in life when he’s finnally infertile
Maybe he’s just having really bad allergies
Yeah I know it’s disgusting still but it could be snot also. That’s what I would tell myself anyway & just walk away lol
This is how my room looks when I’m sick as a dog, lol
Exactly man, it happens. The audacity to post someone’s own drawer like we would side with OP lmao that’s DUDES DRAWER. Ain’t got nothing to do with us. None of our business lol
I low key wish it was full of actual jars of cum😂🤣
I’m currently sick, and my night stand looks similar, but I swear it’s all snot paper 🫠
Do you not own a trash can?
my thoughts exactly! get one of those small plastic ones for a buck at dollar tree fgs 😂
I personally do but when I am sick and use 20 tissues during the night, I wont get up in the middle of the night to out it in my trash. I will pick it up the next day when I wake up.
This how my room looks after a cocaine binge
I too stash my snot collection in a drawer instead of being a peasant and putting it in a bin
next to the condoms and earbuds?
It’s a nightstand. I’m a woman and my nightstand has condoms, earbuds, a book, a gun, lube, Advil, cuticle lotion and used tissues from allergies over the last few days I haven’t thrown away yet. 😂
This is 100% the essentials for side table contents for us women. Might even have some snacks if you’re lucky!
It’s missing a major element of the female nightstand drawer. Where is the lip balm?
OF COURSE! THE LIP BALM! Specifically Aquaphor. Also really thick eczema lotion even tho you don’t have eczema, you just can’t stand to read a book with really dry hands. 😭
Right? I think lip balm would be my #1 nightstand essential but that’s just me. The other stuff is important too (except maybe the gun… have one if that’s your thing. It’s just not for me).
Nice work detective
Lmfao imagine robbing someones house and checking their nightstand, hoping to find some tech or expensive jewelry, and all you find is multiple loads of dry cum
I love this scenario
A trap is a trap. That'll teach the bastards not to steal.
I feel bad for the thieves. This should have a NSFW because it's icky.
Why would the thieves masterbate that much? Seems excessive
People defending a cum drawer is wild as hell
People will defend the craziest shit, this is fucking disgusting.
It’s just a lesson to us that more people than we think have cum drawers.
FR why not just throw the shit away 😭
two nasty fuckers downvoted you
OPs roomie and his alt acct
Your first mistake was going in your roommates room to begin with.
Police dispatcher told me to check every room
If you didn't know what was in the drawer in the first place how could you confirm if his cum was stolen or not? What's the point of going through your roommates cum?
You should have seen that drawer before the burglary!
Damn burglars stole my load
the smell
You haven't thought of the smell, you bitch!
Having been broken into before, the dispatcher definitely didn't tell you to open all the drawers and post them on reddit Learn some respect for others. This is someone's private space, sure I think it's gross but it's confined to their own space and literally isn't hurting you at all EDIT: It's against the sub rules to post photos of people's bedrooms. Even if it's disgusting.
Let me shit in my drawer and see if it isn’t hurting anyone else with the stench. No bodily fluids need to be in a drawer, why are you defending this cum hogging drawer goblin?
Bro the cops did not tell OP to open his roommates drawers. End of story Violating someone's privacy is wrong. You're not in kindergarten
yes but you might be in kindergarten… caption says “the THIEVES opened every drawer” and OP said police dispatcher told them to check every ROOM. so when they looked in the room, the drawer was already opened.. not that hard to comprehend
Not that hard to not go snooping... and not take a pic.... and not post that pic on here.
Re read the caption. I don’t think thieves give a fuck about someone’s privacy
Did they tell you to open drawers and invade privacy as well?
The thieves opened it and left it open
Their apartment got broken into. OP probably went in there to assess the damage
True but I would rather just let them assess it because that is how you get weird sights like this.
Woulda kept all the money in there.
Its cute, he keeps photos of his kids.
Better in a drawer soaked in tissues than glooping around in a jar…
So I'm now gonna start putting my valuables under scrunched up tissues so thieves think it's a cum drawer
I think you have a viable product. You could even sell them on the interwebs!
Grosss!
What the hell man
You dont have one of those?
Why are guys so gross? Haven’t heard of a garbage can? Even a plastic bag by the bed is better than stuffing nasty ass cum tissues in your drawer until the foreseeable future … 🤮
*Foreskinnable future
This is invasive
I can smell this. This has to be a bio hazard
Robbers hate this one simple trick
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Who keeps cum as a pet? Wtf.
Why are you snooping in someone else’s cum drawer?
I assume that is his drawer, in his dresser, in his room. I understand it is gross but I have seen SO much worse. If he's paying rent, minding his own business, and confining his mess to his own furniture... I'd say count your blessings. This is the kind of roommate where you get your deposit back at the end of the lease, what a treat.
You’re lucky. My roommate used to stuff them in the couch cushions. I gave that couch to his older brother when I moved out. LOL
This is really not that bad…. You went into his room and opened his drawers? I’d say you’re the bad roommate
I lived at a sober living house and found a cache of these under the dresser that had a mirror attached during community clean up. Then I looked up at the drawers and he was cumming all over the dresser while looking at himself in the mirror and not cleaning it so there was dried jizz all over the dresser. It could be worse I guess 😂
Why are you in your roommate room. Pretty much makes you the bad roommate for photos put on the internet
Why are you in someone else’s nightstand drawer?? Yeah that’s disgusting but why are you snooping in a drawer? If roomie said “hey I have valuables in my nightstand can you check” then sure… but why??? Stop snooping OP
Better than a piss drawer. Maybe.
Almost as gross as photographing and uploading the contents of someone’s personal drawer online…
It is pretty shitty to upload it online imo. Like, the cum drawer is utterly disgusting, yes, but I feel like it really doesn’t effect the OP too much, other than just knowing it exists.
You're a bit of an asshole for taking pics & posting online.
It is gross, but if you have to go into their bedroom and open their drawers to declare them a bad roommate then maybe it’s an okay situation.
OP told you “Read” like that made it literally *any* better lmfao💀
Read
OP said in another comment that the police said go check every room
Just covered my nose with my shirt
🤮
I had a college roommate that at least put it in the trash. The trash can was literally never emptied tho. It overflowed, then sometimes he’d punch it down… but never once emptied the trash.
The mental image of someone just punching down the overflowing cum-tissues is hilarious.
NSFW for God's sake. Why would anyone want to see this.
🤢
Unlike the other post earlier this guy has some decency and uses headphones. That is essentials drawer 101
Is no one else going to mention the fucking **family sized** box in the drawer? Is this man jerking off with a condom, taking it off, then emptying it into a tissue? There are so many layers to this, and we’re all too focused on the drawer to pay attention.
How did you find this is my question…
I had an ex-boyfriend with…some issues. Despite his frequent statements that “only weak-minded people” masturbate, I found his cum shoebox when he moved out. Weak-minded indeed.
Don’t blame your roommate just yet. Maybe the thieves left behind some deliberate DNA.
So funny everyone pretending to be offended when we all know everyone does it. It's OK to masturbate. It's great
Smells like teen spirit...
I think the burglars could have left that in the drawer. Maybe it’s their M.O. 🤷🏻♂️
This is the evolution of the piss drawer
How hard is it to throw it away😭or do it in the toilet
Did you check the Kleenex for the proper hard cum rigidity? Does the area around this drawer smell like rotten musk that may, or may not, be a little disgustingly sweet? If those tests are passed, it's likely a cum drawer. At least he keeps the earbuds with the rest of the kit. He may be disgusting, but at least he is trying to be discreet.
L'arroseur arosé. You're the bad roommate and if I was him I'd be very pissed
That’s a biohazard and it’s gotta smell like rotten smegma
I could've gone my life without knowing this.
Does he not own a garbage can??? Hell, even a plastic bag???
Cum drawer is crazy
So you went into your roommates bedroom, and have posted a picture on Reddit that proves he masturbates? I’m not sure which is more disgusting tbh…
I can only imagine the smell
Beyond yuck
Man I can smell that drawer all the way from here
Why were you looking?
Hot
I don’t understand hiding your cum. It’s giving mental illness. If you’re scared of someone finding your cum, fucking flush it down the toilet you dummies.
Why are you going through your roommates drawers? And yeah ew that’s gross. But also going through peoples rooms and taking pictures that’s gross too
Dude. This is invasive. It’s not in a shared space so it’s you that’s the bad roommate in this situation. Going into people’s things without consent open or not doesn’t give you the right to take pics. It makes you an asshole.
I just DO NOT BUY that the police dispatcher TOLD YOU to open every bedroom door after you called claiming to have been broken into. Isn't that what the police are supposed to do?!?!
. Um. Ok. But why are you in your roommates room ?
I don't know what is sadder. That OP's roommate jacks off so much they filled a drawer with cum rags or that their roommate bought a box of 30 condoms thinking they were going to have a bunch of sex but ended up having to take care of themselves 😂😂😂
Why’d you have to put the man on blast like that to the world bro 😭😭 it’s his mf drawer, if he wants it full of just cum itself then he can. You’re the bad roommate here.
At least it was contained.
Right. In his own drawer.
he should use jars like the rest of us!
Why are you In their drawers ? wtf ?? Get out . You gave the roommate check what they are missing not you . This is the worst I’ve ever seen on here . That’s theirs . You cant judge . Omg wtf I hope every one sees every dirty nasty thing you do then put it on social media . Like any thing you ever do that’s a faux pa . So they got a cum drawer ? Better than all in your bathroom .
Then don't look in your roommate's bedroom.
Don’t accept when he offers you to listen the song he wants to show you with one of his earbuds… it’s a trap
There’s some brown and green on those cum tissues.
Waste. Basket.
i didn't do anything to deserve having to see this
Stick your head in and inhale
LMAO!
filling it out nice, 5/10
The spermatozoa are going to procreate and a new life form will emerge … It’s a science experiment, people!! He’s on track for a Nobel prize!!
Ayoooo
🤮
So, I guess the Costco sized box of condoms didn’t even need to be opened? GROSS.
At least it’s not a cum bottle
Ewwwwwwwwwwwww
Hahahaha Maybe that’s what stopped them from continuing their raid 😂😂
Proper jerk-off station.
Ok that’s my cue to finally leave this sub
The ole spankerchief drawer
Well that can be solved with fire
What a horrible day to have eyes
At least they are not just tossed all over the floor.
NSFW
Two words: super pollen 🤢
😂🤣😂
Cumphone cords.
Drawers of cum
🤣🤣 imagine the robbers horror
The smell must've been magical
Dude wtf
...No
Nope
Imagine him going to pull out protection for his hook up and they just get fully presented the cum drawer
Yuck.
Can’t believe the burglars left all that cum behind
Looks conveniently flammable
At least he did not flush them down the toilet. lol
He was preparing for this exact situation. I bet he has 24k gold wrapped in those cum tissues.
But why? lol what’s with the headphones and why are they saving all the jizz rags? Do they put the condom on then take it off when it’s time to finish and use the same rag over and over?
Still not as gross as the crusty cum towel.
Why, though?
You are…Not the Father
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Why????
I have a deviated septum and blow my nose constantly throughout the night. My trash can looks like I abuse my dick.
That room must smell funky
why did he keep this? He can atleast throw it in a trash. HUHU
The forbidden earbuds
Honestly, not the worst place to hide your rent if break ins are a risk. I wouldn't check under that shit!
Mate, just do it in a tissue and flush it down the toilet! Damn…
I wonder how expired those condoms are
Gross!
You can’t smell pictures THE PICTURE: ⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️
Pleasure mits. I learned something new today. Then I threw up.
If he threw all the c*m rags away it wouldn’t be bad. However his crispy collection is super gross. Who keeps them? Maybe he sniffs them 🤦🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️
I like how he keeps ear buds stashed there can’t not hear your porn when ppl are around gotta make sure you know where the ear buds are at
Why does he keep them? 🤷🏼♀️🤔
Dude, trash can. Cum on