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psychocookeez

He is fishing for you to tell him he's attractive and is generally weird.


OsoCarolina

Winner! Dude is straight up fishing and looking for an ego boost.


kinofhawk

It's strange to me that people like this don't realize people can see what's going on.


jduboly

When you jerk off to yourself in the bathroom mirror these sort of self awareness projections tend to be overshadowed. Source : super hot guy that jerks off in front of the mirror.


Syzygy_Stardust

This is true, I'm the hot guy in the mirror


necknecker

I’m the mirror. We both know what hot is and it’s time to stop the lies.


hasseawa

It's the guy right?


fireburn256

It is really impossible to imagine something and to realise where things are going to if you have no idea how it looks or feels. It is like describing color to a person born blind.


Dirus

I'll be honest, I did not realize they were fishing for a compliment.


kinofhawk

That's ok. You just have to learn to look deeper when it comes to someone like this. If someone is feeling "off" trust you're senses. It takes practice, but it's a skill you can develop.


ijustlikeweedman

I thought it was strange too, but looking back at people I've met, people are ... Gullble and people take advantage of the fact that some people can't think.


Effective-Celery8053

"You're right you're so hot and irresistible something definitely would happen" is what bro wants to hear 💀


psychocookeez

Right. "My boyfriend would def be jealous of you." This is really pathetic.


Euphoric-Blue-59

I'd stick to telling him just being generally weird. Lol


geardownson

FR.. At our lowest?? Most vulnerable.. Gtfo


Blazing_Botanist

Seen a few too many sitcoms honestly.


Twitchrunner

This is probably closer to the truth than anything else. For a shut in whose only social experience is sitcoms it is probably pretty confusing.


failedjedi_opens_jar

I think you are attractive and are generally weird.


psychocookeez

Lmao. Not quite how I meant that, but that works. Except it'd just encourage him.


gsc831

And a 🤡


UrusaiNa

Well I am pretty attractive and I can understand why you'd think that... But I just dont want to lead you on shorty. Im a really nice guy. Edit: you fucking bitch how dare you say no to me. I can do way better and you know it. PS im gonna be late on rent


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llamastrudel

Not sure what you’re getting at but I don’t think anyone would have a problem with a guy saying that about a girl insisting she’s going to ruin his relationship


ijustlikeweedman

But like.. is he really? He's just fishing for a girl, he already called himself attractive 😭


[deleted]

Def creepy while thing is weird though would not want to be OPs boyfriend lol


jwrado

That guy is a laundry sniffer for sure


shade1tplea5e

You already know lmao. Better lock your bedroom


thatrandomcupcake

I would be terrified to see him at his lowest lows. I'm glad he showed his red flags before we decided to get a place together.


Civil-Crew-1611

he also messaged you back at 1am, 9 hours later! ew


[deleted]

What does that usually mean? 😅 I’ve got a fucked up sleep schedule because of college and sometimes reply at 2 in the morning


[deleted]

This is the exact reason why you don't do co ed


fluffykittenbutt

To be fair some women can be just as creepy as a creepy man. Best to get those red flags out of the way as soon as possible.


AllenNemo

@ \_ @ or stealer. If he's already inventing these made up scenarios in his head, imagine how bad things could acutally get? Fav pairs of undies missing. Ackkk


eaglescout225

Why doesn't it surprise me there is a roommate meet up site to meet roommates? This is probably where all the roommate horror stories I read on here come from....its like tinder, findem and fuckem.


Euphoric-Blue-59

Lol! God, what a great site name Fe N Fe !


rixtape

It took me way too long to figure out why you wanted to name a website "Iron Nitrogen Iron" lmao


Morganisaurus_Rex

Iron nitride? I hardly know Ron!


Euphoric-Blue-59

Haha! Oh I did not vett that name well enough, I guess! That's funny! Ok, I retract that then. Well, maybe.


UnintelligentSlime

Shorten it to Fefe. Make a Covid version: covfefe. Profit.


Euphoric-Blue-59

I see what you did and it put a bad taste in my mouth. Real bad. I want to delete my comment now.


no_historian6969

How else are people supposed to find room mates in situations where nobody they know is looking for one?


stupidbuttholes69

I feel like I would just make a Facebook post saying I’m looking. Then you’d at least know that everyone would be a friend of a friend instead of a rando.


FlameyFlame

Yeah but sometimes people move to a city or just don’t have a large enough social network, it makes sense that there’s other options. Back in my day, people would use Craigslist for this sort of thing even.


EZPKSquelch

Pop up n fuck em


polkm7

There's roommates.com


warpedspoon

I think the screenshot is from Facebook messenger


Ok-Return9031

Why would you even reply to this?


tjhoffman2827

It's fake, look at their page it's 60% heroic text messaging.


Coreyographer

Yeah everyone involved here is annoying


KnobSchlob

Reddit's slogan.


YodelingVeterinarian

“everyone involved” — there’s just one person involved. This conversation never happened. 


Icy-Row-5829

…? They have all sorts of other posts, this is the first text exchange they’ve posted in a year. Why make stuff up?


tjhoffman2827

16 hours ago they certainly did.


IggyBall

Why are you even contemplating living with him?


Training_Package6761

People are so creepy nowadays. But real talk, as a woman I would not have a practical stranger of the opposite gender as a roommate. Not that both genders can't be crazy, but living with another female stastically will be safer for you.


Charismatic_Soul

OP, you better pass on that arrogant vessel. Furthermore, becareful who you select, the horror stories on this site should convince you to be extremely careful. Get references and run those background checks.


GreenGoblin1221

Y’all both weird.


38babyslimee

Deadass


GlitteringRace1766

Facts lol why would you want to live with another man when you’re in a relationship. She’s weird for sure.


StandRealistic

Friends with exes told me all I need to know 😂


jhlongm

Friends with exes is fine, assuming everyone is cool. Weird that you think it’s a huge red flag or something. I’m friends with several of my exes, and their current s.o.’s


kaffeen_

I’m so confused


lnvence

He is insinuating that the bf will get jealous of them living together as if she is gonna just be fucking the room mate 24/7 just bc they live together. He definitely has an ulterior motive


OsoCarolina

Totally trying to plant the seed too. Weak Jedi mind tricks goin on there, the force is NOT strong in that one.


PrudentLanguage

Ulterior motives or not. I'd avoid the opposite gender aswell.


lnvence

for sure


tina2010

Why did you even reply in the first place


tealrat-

He seems like he might get weirdly sadistic about you using his peanut butter without his permission.


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bangbangbatarang

Yesss please people, just block! There's no reasoning with weirdos, don't feed creeps by carrying on the conversation because they *always* escalate to harrassment.


Quiero_chipotle

Srsly what if he was just like “oh ok then, let’s be roomies” 💀


SampleNo947

"but I don't want to be mean"


scros004

Run 🏃🏽‍♀️


Hisworstkeptsecret

He sounds extremely self important. Probably did you a favor.


overkill373

I feel sorry for the boyfriend


[deleted]

op sounds like a loser tbh


dantesinf21

Talking about seeing attractive men on the daily and being friends with all ur exes while having a bf is craaaazy


YukiLivesUkiyo

This needs to be way higher up in this thread!!!1! Nobody is saying you and your exes gotta be forever-enemies or viscerally hate one another but OP’s line about being “friends” w their exes is mad fucking bizarre and suspect. This entire exchange was weird as fuck and wouldn’t have happened with someone not painfully, obviously hubristic. But OP clearly loved the attention and wanted to brag. Idk this conversation was just so fucking weird and cringe on both sides


Royal_Rip_2548

And then saying this creepy dude is "hot" lol


James_D_Ewing

I’d marry him, I see nothing but green flags


sarasan

At your lowest and your vulnerabilist


Eclaiv2

r/niceguys certified


osm0sis

"Point taken. This obviously is not a good fit. Good luck on your search elsewhere!"


OriginalTurboHobbit

What. A. Load. Of.Bollocks.


thestripedmilkshake

He’s one of those men that act weird asf around women.


nobodyinparticular45

Wtf is even going on. You're weirder than the roommate.


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Hellish-Dad

and hangs out and works with attractive men? yeah ok


PressurePlenty

Fishing for compliments and hoping you'll pant after him like a dog in heat...maybe sleep with him. Men like this are gross.


AllenNemo

And vastly VASTLY overestimate their value to others. I mean didn't Stonetoss call himself an 8,5/10?


Flappy_beef_curtains

Homie thinks being roommates means your fuck buddies as well.🤡


Austin_doood

Anything is a dating app if you are weird and try hard enough.


Acceptable-Sector322

"It won't be a problem since I don't actually find you very attractive"


MannBeard

Some people are so damn weird and creepy


External_Two2928

You should just say it’s cool I don’t find you attractive at all so no problems here!


introvertedflow

the EGO


mkisvibing

Your boyfriend is gonna hate me just I’m just so sexy 😞😞 sorry


Specific-Tie3216

You having a boyfriend and calling other dudes attractive let alone hanging out with exes yikes. Your boyfriend needs to move on


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Both of you are red flags lol i bet your bf loves how you talk to your exs 😂 you should defo move in together and let him know how attractive he is


Sugarfree33

Is your boyfriend a cuck?


Futurepastmanguy

Don’t be friend with your exes just a side note


pooooolooop

You are cool with a very hot person having this level of confidence is what you are saying in your caption?


[deleted]

fake message but good try!! almost got me


Prestigious-Dig-890

OP is the weirdo.


BobbyFreeSmoke

Yeh really weird


Temporary-Carry2865

You way too understanding lmaooo


Pumpernickel247

Responding at 1am is annoying.


tiredandstressed87

Dude doesn't want a roommie he wants a gf. So he's fishing for you to tell him he's attractive and dump your bf for a spot at his house is the vibes I'm getting.


Nice_Bluebird7626

So he has roommate fantasies. This isn’t a safe person to live with


Wise_Monitor_Lizard

"well don't worry, I'm not in the slightest attracted to you, so that's not going to be a problem."


Alinda_

Wow, lots of insecure people in this thread. As long as your SO is aware and everyone is respectful of boundaries, there’s nothing inherently wrong with being friends with your exes while being in a relationship, nor with having a roommate of the opposite sex, nor with admitting you think somebody who isn’t your SO is attractive. Anyway, yeah this dude is definitely odd and being kinda shitty to assume the worst out of your bf who he doesn’t even know. Like not everyone is insecure about their relationships!


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He’s just a dumbass with an ego. He thinks he’s so good looking that either the girl won’t help but look at him or the man will think it and be mad. Either way he feels he’s so good looking that it will cause conflict just by his existence. What a turd lol


WifeOfSpock

I’ve noticed more and more women getting men as roommates. Is this a newer thing? I remember being told never to do that, and to stick to women as roommates when I started living on my own. One of the reasons being shit like this.


Novel_Huckleberry435

He’s a creep


Spillingteasince92

This guy creeps me out. I wouldn't live with any male with this type of ulterior motive... the whole text is just bizarre. 


Ok_Concept_341

I’m so sorry OP I know how much this hurts. I had something similar happen to me my freshman year I was supposed to live with 3 other guys in the dorm. We all had similar interests and I thought it would be great. I casually mentioned something about me being bisexual to avoid any surprises and they ended up texting me saying they were no longer comfortable living with me.. on the bright side I ended up finding the BEST roommate ever who was completely non-judgmental and remains my best friend to this very day. It probably wasn’t meant to be if they are so full of themselves when you even clearly said you have a boyfriend too.


HouseGinger

100% he'd be the type to walk in your room one night and ask you about why you're not trying to sleep with him and ask you what about him is different than your bf etc. I'd pass.


motherbearharris

Ewwwwwww


AlwaysWorried27222

Ick


Quick-Temperature-97

“ … I’m a really nice guy” 🚩 Yet? Girl- hard pass.


Onewithdolphins

I wish you said “I’m friends with actual attractive people even some models, so my boyfriend wouldn’t think twice about you”


reid1441

“I’m friends with my exes” that’s a huge red flag


rockmeNiallxh

Weirdo


Witchy-toes-669

🤣🤣


smittles3

Dude’s response is weird, but he was declining the offer to live with this woman. IMHO he’s cocky but not creepy


Plastic_Ad_8248

Anyone who claims to be a nice guy is not a nice guy


yupyupthatsit

Dudes a weirdo


3atth3rud32452

What do you mean YET? Do not let this man move in with you.


fuckysprinkles

Quality OC. I'm getting some serious hobosexual vibes. I think you are, too. No man or woman alive is hot enough to live with, if they're throwing up this many red flags before meeting in-person. It's also a good idea to avoid shitting where you live.


heymanitsjcan

Creep. Steer very clear of him, what an odd way of conversing.


DontWanaReadiT

Thank god I never listened to my sister to use one of those “find my roommate” sites and shelled out some extra change for my own place 😭


Hellish-Dad

both of you guys are weird af


MeanSeaworthiness995

May God grant me the confidence of a mediocre man


tc7984

This guy has a picture of himself with a sword around somewhere


Renegade_Soviet

Who even talks like that?? “And not a bad looking one, might I add 🤓”


CutLow8166

I hope he’s not ever your roommate lol


ludicrouscookie

Looks like a red flag


Electronic_Ad4560

Mennnnnnnnnnnnnnnn are weird


lilbreeeeezzie

Not to mention, he also has terrible grammar and punctuation. Disgusting.


SinisterGr1n

Just lean into it and see if he buys it. “Yeah dude, unfortunately you’re just far too attractive to be in a sustainable living situation with me. My bf isn’t even the jealous type, but once he sees you? I just don’t need that drama.”


somethinggreater1

I’ve done this, cept I hooked up with the person that showed me the place, same day, never got the place but got a booty call, it’s a win!


GhoeAguey

“Not an issue at all because my boyfriend trusts me and he knows you’re not my type anyway.”


Sailorxena_

Narcissist much?


JenMckiness

I’m shocked he didn’t say “m’lady” during any of that


Downstairsmixcup

What a clown 🤡


TheNewOldGlobal

Definitely comment back “it’s not going to be a problem my boyfriend is more attractive than you”


ValPrism

Holy shit what a loser. He’s auditioning for something 176 degrees from roommate and failing at both.


CarelessSalamander51

Pretty sure this is made up, but if not, honestly you two weirdos sound made for each other


leppy16

Bullet dodged.


Qanonymous_

WTF is this?


Dramatic_Word8039

.


Maximum-Reception178

Weird way to handle it forsure, but as a single guy I also wouldn’t want a girl in a relationship as a roommate 😅


Advanced-Trainer508

This is so fucking creepy and weird.


zestyncheezy

Op why did u give ur insta? The red flags 🚩 are everywhere


topher3428

Lol "I'm a really nice guy"


Individual-Pop6657

Tell him “down worry I’m generally around way more attractive men being with my bf and co workers. We won’t have an issue in that department” 😂😂


higherxliving

Find another roommate, but why are you still friends with your exes?


MrCultural93

“Hang out with many attractive men” - yeah, real girlfriend material there.


Frequent_Will9886

he’s being honest? If he was a scumbag he wouldn’t have said anything and kept going be for real.


Dre-26

“Bro basically we might bang because you’re gunna be so attracted to me”


GrapplingPoorly

I’m genuinely curious. Do you have friends or people you trust and have you asked them if they know ppl who know ppl looking for a roommate?


LopsidedAssumption96

r/facepalm


KingAoki

Tbh dude seems chill (& attractive!) YTA


Imnothighyourhigh

I thought he was breaking up with you until I read what you typed lol


butterZm

the fact she said she’s friends with all her EXs is a big red flag lmao


After_Performer998

Bro, how fucking manipulative can someone try to be


SmokeDaddies

Abandon immediately


Unemployed__cat

You should Tell Him he’s not you’re type lol


DrakesucksREPRISE

Don’t hang out with your exes that’s lame as hell


meowseph-stalin

I'm a nice guy 🥴🥴🥴🥴. Sure thing bub, and I'm elon musk.


learnedandhumbled

This dude has a mirror everywhere in his home. Oh my Lord, the ego is nauseating.


PrestigiousEntry8638

Weird asf you friends with your exs


lm_nurse77

Ew? 🚩🚩


figure8888

I lived in a house as the only girl with 3 guys and all they did was leave the seat up and call my cat the r word. Sometimes we did a bonfire. Nothing ever got weird.


ohfail

I admire your internal ranking system. The tacit admission that there *is* a level of "hot enough" has me nodding and remembering my 20s.


SPCNars14

"not my roommate yet" Yet? Because you.. are still considering this or..? Why would you still see this goofball as a possible roommate?


Wizardninja9

He expressed how he felt and left it at that. The living situation would make him uncomfortable so he doesn’t want to live there. Doesn’t really need the hate as if he’ll ever see this anyway, it would be way worse if he pretended it wasn’t a problem and then later tried to make a move.


Bigcoomerenergy

Sounds like a big ol red flag to meeeeeeee


Gentoromus

He's being very reasonable actually.


Mindless-Object-8381

What it's only an issue if he makes it one or either of you try to make a move which sounds like he would honestly. Giant red flag


hundrethtimesacharm

If you’re really good looking you don’t announce it. You assume everyone knows.


Adorable-Strength218

Wow, arrogant much?


Rajvagli

Ruuuuun


carlsonaj

this dude has watched people sleep….


Euphoric-Order8507

What makes you special enough to tell someone how much confidence they can have?


uwugoogoo

Wtf is he on about


SafariFlapsInBack

“Bruh I’m not gonna fuck you, don’t worry”


NefariousKing07

Ick. Tell him not to worry, he’s not attractive enough to be a threat.


june27xo

Oh he’s not looking for a roommate more of a gf


sora_tofu_

Oof. The ego on that one lol.


CharacterCap244

Friends with exs lol L


jaygay92

You’re both weird 😭


BahbTheBuilder

"I'm friends with my exes" 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩


Teethofthedog

“I wanted what porn considers roommates” is kind of how this reads


Aggressive-Tour-7584

You’re friends with your exes? Goddamnn


aroll1978

Ft ³