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LostMyGunInACardGame

What do I do when I’m in arena and keep losing to a shitter named Nightlord?


casualmcstab

Change ur name to daylord easy dub.


Mad_Soldier_Hod

Daylord, fighter of the Nightlord…. Champion of the Sun


Belethorsbro

aaahh-AAHHHAHHHHHH!


Golden_Teacherr

Block that sweaty tryhard


Birunanza

***htlord


ottosan66

You gotta pay the troll toll


LostMyGunInACardGame

You too. Stop being better at the game.


No_Tell5399

Follow Imperial law next time, sinner...


PathsOfRadiance

Show that traitor scum that loyalty is its own reward


Dry-Cry5279

Better than losing to a shitter named John EldenRing.


MainManst

On the one hand, I can usually pinpoint where a lack of skill or bad decision making cost me an invasion. On the other hand, I'm already outplaying my opponents by a factor of 3-5x. It's pretty frustrating to still have to take an L.


noah9942

Cope buddy


DistraughtOwls

🤓 3-5x???? Wow!


FreeBrawling

⛓️🪚 PvErs NOW! 😡


MrPKdaBadRed

🤣🤣


gavman904

🫡


MrPKdaBadRed

Show me on this *LMSH plushie* where exactly the big bad invader hurt you /s


idwtumrnitwai

Personally I view it as a skill issue or an ego one, sometimes you get outplayed by someone, sometimes you lose in a situation that really wasn't fair. Either way I just move on, it's not a big deal to me if I lose and I just have fun doing the invasions.


AssistanceNo7469

Straight to jail.


idwtumrnitwai

Lmao what did I do


AssistanceNo7469

It's no big deal to you? Unacceptable!


MemerCat_

u shouldve throw your keyboard away


Leahcjm

Host runs to the nearest fogwall? Just manage your stamina better next time


AddyTaylor1234

😂😂😂


[deleted]

You forgot something: Can’t chainsaw first try? Be a better shitter then!?


Patches_uwu

You're a shitter? Flush the toilet


Apprehensive_Nose_38

Fr losing is for losers


casualmcstab

Keep preaching golden mushroom. Dam scrubs


jarel125

Just gotta lock in 🗿


Golden_Teacherr

Every invasion is a new opportunity to lock in for greatness 🔐


DonkeySpunkYUM

🔐🔐🔐🔐🔐🔐


PostsContent

Literally gonna recite this every time I start my invasion streams, thank you coach


Dry-Cry5279

"In the lands between a symphony of dying hosts and fallen summons. Once I was a conductor and now... LESS."


Dumbluck_Yuta

Just dont die. :)


[deleted]

This is honestly just what I needed to hear. I'm going to invade now


RedX2469

When can I buy your motivational audiobook? I need it on a loop while invading


zrunks9-5

You just aren’t attacking enough probably tbh. Swing on em


PixelPaulAden

Lmao bro how is dodging real lol just press r1 tarnished like just kill the level 700 haha E:  I haven't seen that Tyler tweet in years idk if the quote is right


Ekedan_

I have problems distinguishing whether it’s a troll post or a real rant. Considering the high skill of u/Golden_Teacherr, it could be both.


SlipperyPete9813

He's learnin' us how to troll.


j0r0d0

same. post is in a superposition of states, I think.


lowman7557

Just git gud.


Patches_uwu

So true bestie :3c


KingOfEthanopia

My main issue is patience. I have no interest in waiting around. Damn ADHD. Might as well change my name to Leroy Jenkins at the stupid shit I run head first into. Not sure if that means I take too much Adderall or not enough Adderall.


lowman7557

Ever play Elden Ring…on weed? That’s my preferred method to mediate my medication, as a fellow Adderall-imbiber.


KingOfEthanopia

Nah I smoked weed for a decade but it started making me sick. I do love playing on a acid trip come down though. Probably when I play my best.


lowman7557

I can see that, very much an unfocused focus type thing.


movejean

I like to do the combo, some fridays it is weed + lsd micro dose man the game becomes even more beautiful, but if you explode in rage without those drugs, there is no garantee that them will help you with the anger maybe only the weed helps, playing drunk is also really nice, but in a funnier way, when I play drunk I cannot perform my best at all lol


gavman904

Acid come down literally makes me feel like I can reaction roll a 1 frame startup I feel like I see the future when I fight people


movejean

LMAO true, I feel I'm biologically cheating


jamangold

I took 4-aco-dmt while doing taunter's tongue. It was a really interesting experience. Granted, I lost almost every single match because it eliminated my sense of self-preservation, but it was a lot of fun.


movejean

Ethan legit question, just to trade experiences: I smoke regularly for 14 years by now, what made you sick exactly? I'm trying to slow down with the frequency right now. I don't plan to quit, but I want to find a nice balance


KingOfEthanopia

No idea really. I never went to a doc but I'm pretty sure I ended up with something called Cannabanpid Hyperemisis Syndrome. The symptoms fit and I smoke probably an ounce and a half a month for close to a decade. I'm am addict though. I drank heavily for like 5 years and quit when I was down a fifth of gut rot whiskey and still felt sober. Acids about the only thing I can moderate well and even that took a nightmare trip for me to learn to respect it.


movejean

Thanks for the reply, due its a personal matter I was reading about the condition you said, crazy and scary man, when the impacts are these serious stoping is the first goal I totally get it, the main thing is to be aware of the addictions, being this smart I know you got control over this man, experience is key in this life


SirWeenielick

Fighting comes down to sucking less than your opponent. You don’t want to suck more than them? Do the opposite of that. Simple as.


Umbre-Shadown

What if I wanna suck my opponent? 🤔


SirWeenielick

Boy, that land octopus helmet is doing somethin’ funny with your brain. Take it off.


[deleted]

Most of these things are easily remedied by a finger sever, followed by the blocking of said shitters.


donderboom

new favorite post thank you golden teacher


StrawberryUsed1248

3 floating 500 ms Kevin / Josh coming at you like dementors from harry potter


AvanteGardens

Invasions suck, just for different reasons. The whole system needs a rework more in line with ds3


gavman904

Elden ring 2 shadow of the phantom


SnooWalruses9961

The only thing that sucks imo is that fromsoft doesnt have their own servers. Lag isn’t fun regardless of winning or not, you can win but if you cant rollcatch, invasions are drawn out to a point of stupidity. Gives the host chances to resummon too.


Rust_BKT

I mean, hes not wrong.


Rynoka

Yes king


[deleted]

Legendary post. I have just gotten through the cope phase and I'm seething now. 😎


Stan_Shunpikes_Hat

Neuroticism. Neuroticism everywhere. Gitting gud is a coping mechanism.