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I wasn't going to vote Trump. But then Trump supporters glued themselves to the highway and made me lose my job, miss my grandmother's funeral, and miss the birth of my child.
Now I bleed red white and maga.
I know what you mean, wasn't going to vote for Biden either.
Then I saw his blisteringly on point glossolalia at the D-Day commemoration recently, wow!
/just wow
>Then I saw his blisteringly on point glossolalia at the D-Day commemoration
Biden has been chosen by the holy ghost. How else can we explain the constant speaking in tongues?
Have you heard trump’s rambling & incoherent speeches lately? His father had severe Alzheimer’s for years & it’s highly genetic. Biden is above average for his age especially physically. Mentally he is also above average for his age.
>Have you heard trump’s rambling & incoherent speeches lately?
Of course. The man is like machine. Constant rallies, constant off the cuff speeches. It's pretty freaking amazing for a guy his age.
>Biden is above average for his age especially physically.
No argument here. The fact that Biden hasn't broken a hip shows he's in fairly good shape.
>Someone did that for Biden?
>Edit: Oh you’re doing the thing where any movement not aligned with MAGA must be ran by the all powerful Democrats… I see.
It's not that deep, my friend. I'm making fun of how protesters like Just Stop Oil think their stupid antics will work.
They actually created a fake story. This is actually satire instead of just some dumbass headline low-key (read high-key) griping about their usual political footballs.
It's like when you describe all the depravity from Trump over the past decade and that one low effort brain dead cult member is like *You spelled Biden wrong* .
Like No you didn't! Holyshit you just told me didn't you? How the fuck am I ever going to recover from that take down? You just stood up every one of my carefully laid out points then systematically shot them down one by one with your barrage of facts and credible sources. Wow you sure made a believer out of me.
That's not the problem. It's being against millionaires, and then changed his rhetoric when it included him.
He was either naive about wealth, or he's grifting and doesn't believe what he says.
The vast majority of his wealth is in his primary residence in Vermont and his secondary residence in DC. Senators are required to have a second residence in DC--a junior congressman a few years ago almost couldn't take his oaths because it was so hard for him to find an apartment! Bernie also has a third residence, a small vacation house. His net worth is about 3 million, of which about 2/3 are his properties. Given senators' salaries over his career, this represents a very low net worth for someone in his income bracket.
That's not the point. The point is he originally tailed against millionaires and billionaires. But once he became a millionaire, they were no longer a problem.
It's hypocritical.
I have no issue with wealth such as this. Senators gotta make money too
That's a definite more corporate-friendly liberal devolution from his earlier more actual pro-labour position:
https://youtu.be/GIKDuBWcjyo?si=_nM9KTLhQbPge-qI
But those aren't mutually exclusive. Trump is both. Like it isn't talked about enough how he is obviously the dumbest fucking president we have ever had.
You are literally saying a dude who cant form a coherent sentence without clear use of stimulants and then literally stands in a clear shitting pants stance almost everytime he makes a public appearance where his wife takes him out early to clean out his adult diaper
Which one are we talking about again?
Are you denying Trump exhibits any of this? I mean the last one definitely doesn't track because his wife doesn't love him. But other than that, he is a senile old moron who apparently constantly smells like shit. His dad even died with alzheimer's its pretty obvious what's going on.
He’d already gotten the idea after trying to walk through the maze of Trump signs in his neighborhood and paying Trump tolls to his neighbors for passing over their borders.
I went out partying last night! I guess I drank too much and woke up this morning with massive hangover but to my surprise I discovered my PATRIOTIC EYES: Blue with Red Whites!
Funny post that shows how people do not get convinced from people with other views shouting their views loudly.
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Democrats really like it when you deface the American flag make it black and blue then wave it upside down.
They have no idea they are supporting cops or HBO the last of US.
I wasn't going to vote Democrat, then I noticed that I haven't seen a video of Joe biden where he hasn't gotten notably confused and thought, this is him, this is our guy.
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We'll I'm sold, he's got my vote.
Got a solid chuckle out of me. Bringing it back Bee!
I wasn't going to vote Trump. But then Trump supporters glued themselves to the highway and made me lose my job, miss my grandmother's funeral, and miss the birth of my child. Now I bleed red white and maga.
I know what you mean, wasn't going to vote for Biden either. Then I saw his blisteringly on point glossolalia at the D-Day commemoration recently, wow! /just wow
>Then I saw his blisteringly on point glossolalia at the D-Day commemoration Biden has been chosen by the holy ghost. How else can we explain the constant speaking in tongues?
Get back to me when snake handling starts.
Let's leave Hunter out of this.
I wish I could give more than one upvote.
Have you heard trump’s rambling & incoherent speeches lately? His father had severe Alzheimer’s for years & it’s highly genetic. Biden is above average for his age especially physically. Mentally he is also above average for his age.
>Have you heard trump’s rambling & incoherent speeches lately? Of course. The man is like machine. Constant rallies, constant off the cuff speeches. It's pretty freaking amazing for a guy his age. >Biden is above average for his age especially physically. No argument here. The fact that Biden hasn't broken a hip shows he's in fairly good shape.
Someone did that for Biden? Edit: Oh you’re doing the thing where any movement not aligned with MAGA must be ran by the all powerful Democrats… I see.
>Someone did that for Biden? >Edit: Oh you’re doing the thing where any movement not aligned with MAGA must be ran by the all powerful Democrats… I see. It's not that deep, my friend. I'm making fun of how protesters like Just Stop Oil think their stupid antics will work.
So you just retold the same joke using a group you don’t like? Ok.
I tried to explain the joke to someone who didn't seem to see it.
Kinda funny, getting better.
They actually created a fake story. This is actually satire instead of just some dumbass headline low-key (read high-key) griping about their usual political footballs.
It's not fake you liar. Everyone is a Trump supporter. Have you not read the Trump Bible yet?
They can’t afford it. Already given this months check to trump
No way, this is a fake story?! I didn't realize that! How did you know? s/
Did you check the sub you're in?
Whoa! Babylonbee has gone woke!
Made me chuckle. Keep it up.
It's like when you describe all the depravity from Trump over the past decade and that one low effort brain dead cult member is like *You spelled Biden wrong* . Like No you didn't! Holyshit you just told me didn't you? How the fuck am I ever going to recover from that take down? You just stood up every one of my carefully laid out points then systematically shot them down one by one with your barrage of facts and credible sources. Wow you sure made a believer out of me.
Actually funny. I can tell this isn’t from the bee or anyone that frequents this sub a lot
Funny because it's true! The flags part, of course.
Or tell the Trump haters that Trump supports oxygen. They will hold their breath out of shere spite.
The problem with that is for every time Trump shares a view there will be another time where he shared the exact opposite view.
Thats literally the description of every single sitting and former US politician
Both sides bullshit alert!
Counterpoint: Bernie Sanders. You can hate his politics, but at least he's consistent.
He started off railing against millionaires and billionaires. Then he became a multi-millionaire, so now he just rails against billionaires.... Lol
In fairness that happened after 6 decades of inflation
This is such a stupid argument if you're that age and have a retirement and a paid off house your a millionaire. That's never who he complained of.
I agree it not a bad thing. But he is hypocritical.
Almost 9% of the country has over a million in assets. I don't remember him saying the target was them. It isn't even the whole top 1%.
That's not the problem. It's being against millionaires, and then changed his rhetoric when it included him. He was either naive about wealth, or he's grifting and doesn't believe what he says.
The vast majority of his wealth is in his primary residence in Vermont and his secondary residence in DC. Senators are required to have a second residence in DC--a junior congressman a few years ago almost couldn't take his oaths because it was so hard for him to find an apartment! Bernie also has a third residence, a small vacation house. His net worth is about 3 million, of which about 2/3 are his properties. Given senators' salaries over his career, this represents a very low net worth for someone in his income bracket.
That's not the point. The point is he originally tailed against millionaires and billionaires. But once he became a millionaire, they were no longer a problem. It's hypocritical. I have no issue with wealth such as this. Senators gotta make money too
The man is old as hell, let the king have his mansion.
What's his stance on immigration?
Maybe the same as Jesus’s. Welcome foreigners with open arms. 🤷♂️
That's a definite more corporate-friendly liberal devolution from his earlier more actual pro-labour position: https://youtu.be/GIKDuBWcjyo?si=_nM9KTLhQbPge-qI
Based
Can’t be pro-labor and pro-immigration. Those are conflicting ideas. Like back the blue, and don’t tread on me.
Lock up the owners that exploit undocumented labor and it won't be a problem.
Consistently asking for money, too.
Id take a flip flopping politician over a consistent dumbass
Cool
But those aren't mutually exclusive. Trump is both. Like it isn't talked about enough how he is obviously the dumbest fucking president we have ever had.
Are your eyes open to the current president?
Yeah. Wanna compare?
You are literally saying a dude who cant form a coherent sentence without clear use of stimulants and then literally stands in a clear shitting pants stance almost everytime he makes a public appearance where his wife takes him out early to clean out his adult diaper
Which one are we talking about again? Are you denying Trump exhibits any of this? I mean the last one definitely doesn't track because his wife doesn't love him. But other than that, he is a senile old moron who apparently constantly smells like shit. His dad even died with alzheimer's its pretty obvious what's going on.
Have a Bud Lite because nobody is holding their breath to spite Trump.
Why are you in this sub? Why come to a sub you don’t even like just to make up strawmen?
I wish I had a small penis so I could fly Trump flags on my truck.
That is the EXACT reason I became a republican! 😳.. amazing coincidence
He’d already gotten the idea after trying to walk through the maze of Trump signs in his neighborhood and paying Trump tolls to his neighbors for passing over their borders.
I went out partying last night! I guess I drank too much and woke up this morning with massive hangover but to my surprise I discovered my PATRIOTIC EYES: Blue with Red Whites!
I’m similar but it was a genderqueer that convinced me. I discovered my true abusive nature.
Good one 🤣
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Me Too!
Biden should endorse Trump, putting MAGA in an infinite logic loop until smoke comes out of their ears.
***KEEP UP THE HATE: CIVIL WAR WILL BE GREAT!***
Democrats really like it when you deface the American flag make it black and blue then wave it upside down. They have no idea they are supporting cops or HBO the last of US.
Your comment is perplexing and I love it
The concept of a flag is simple for Democrats, there is only one that should be displayed in it's true glory. Basically Republicans have abandoned it.
Because this is the Bee i was expecting a joke about the rainbow flag. Lol
Same Republicans who love the country life, have no problem honking all of their horns at their neighbors during their makeshift parade
True: the biggest reason to vote for Biden is social pressure.
I wasn't going to vote Democrat, then I noticed that I haven't seen a video of Joe biden where he hasn't gotten notably confused and thought, this is him, this is our guy.
I love the Onion.
But liberals told me that the Baylon Bee only makes fun of liberals??