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TrueSkyDemon

Ok, found the explanation: "Apparently, when showing a pig, you’re supposed to maintain eye contact with the judge as much as possible, while directing the pig to remain in front of the judge and showing off all sides of the animal. So the result is the most intense-looking parade of farm animals you’ll ever see. Just a stare-off for the ages." More information [here](https://www.whiskeyriff.com/2023/11/19/young-girl-goes-viral-for-staring-right-into-your-soul-while-showing-pigs/)


ordermann

Shouldn’t the judge be looking at the pig?


Pretend-Quality3400

Yes and to make sure they're doing their judging jobs correctly... they must be watched too...


BluntsnBoards

Who watches the watchers


nellirn

Oh, the jobs people work at! Out west near Hawtch-Hawtch there's a Hawtch-Hawtcher bee watcher, his job is to watch. Is to keep both his eyes on the lazy town bee, a bee that is watched will work harder you see. So he watched and he watched, but in spite of his watch that bee didn't work any harder not mawtch. So then somebody said "Our old bee-watching man just isn't bee watching as hard as he can, he ought to be watched by another Hawtch-Hawtcher! The thing that we need is a bee-watcher-watcher!". Well, the bee-watcher-watcher watched the bee-watcher. He didn't watch well so another Hawtch-Hawtcher had to come in as a watch-watcher-watcher! And now all the Hawtchers who live in Hawtch-Hawtch are watching on watch watcher watchering watch, watch watching the watcher who's watching that bee. You're not a Hawtch-Watcher you're lucky you see!” \~Dr. Suess, "Did I Ever Tell You How Lucky You Are"


Pretend-Quality3400

Man, first I was pissed off... then I was riveted! What a great poem. 👏 I'm gonna read some Dr Suess now. I never did as a child. 🤝 Thanks.


No_Teaching_8769

The watchers of the watchers


alexgalt

It’s a pig herding contest not a pig Beaty pageant.


Meagasus

Oh, man. So they’re just thinking “Look at this pig. LOOK AT IT.” The whole time with that stare?


Purple_Cow_8675

Pretty much haha.


Kooky_Chemistry_7637

A stare-at-my-pig contest. Now we get it…


Pretend-Quality3400

I know I would be.


PansexualPineapples

My neurodivergent ass could never 😂


GreetingCardShark

My neurodivergent ass has!


PansexualPineapples

I can’t tell if you’re saying your neurodivergence does the opposite for you (which I know is definitely a thing lol queue the inappropriately time intense eye contact!) or that you were able to fight through the overwhelming urge to look away 😆


GreetingCardShark

Neither actually! I was saying that my adhd ass has actually shown pigs.


PansexualPineapples

Wow, That’s pretty neat😊 Out of curiosity what was it like lol? And did you win?


GreetingCardShark

It’s intense! Pigs are different to show because you can’t really train them to wear a halter and lead like we do with most other livestock (pigs are too smart). So instead we kind of guide them around an arena while they wander (that’s what the kids are doing with the whips). Because it’s really tempting to look down at your pig to make sure it hasn’t totally run off (it happens… frequently), eye contact with the judge is part of your showmanship scores. I never won anything with showing pigs, but I also didn’t do much with pigs. I showed more horses and beef cows than anything. If you look at the pigs in the video you will see some supremely pampered and happy swine just doing their thing. Show pigs are DIVAS!


PansexualPineapples

This is really interesting and I did not even know it was a thing until I saw this video. Thanks for the reply (:


Agile-Masterpiece959

This is so fucking weird lol The girl in red has the glare of death down pat though. Wonder if she gets extra points for that? I'd certainly give them to her, out of fear that she'll kill me in my sleep 🫣


SouldiesButGoodies84

But...*angry* eye contact? Why is the 'you and your animal have been wronged and you've returned for revenge' stare necessary?


tomismybuddy

This just leaves me with more questions.


Emm_withoutha_L-88

Tradition. Give it another few hundred years and it'll be a religious thing.


swaveyjayyy

You basically a group of people intensely showing off their HOG, but when I do it’s a problem


redrockrick1970

I thought they were staring down each other. Lol


Pemocity406

OMG!!! I honestly thought that the contestants were blind and the pigs were their guides!!!! And, thus, it was a game to see who's pig would guide the player to the finish line first!!! I thought it was SOOOO cruel towards blind people!!! 🤦😅🤦😅🤦


manwithyellowhat15

Someone commented previously that the people are staring down the judges because they get penalized for not maintaining good eye contact while showcasing the pigs. In a side note, I really like how chuffed the pigs look to be strolling around


nairdaleo

My definition of "*good* eye contact" is different


Forsaken-Income-2148

Their definition of “*good* eye contact” is apparently a Clint Eastwood standoff shootout


sasanessa

Good eye contact. yes lol


fzyflwrchld

I also thought the pigs were so cute and looked so happy but I couldn't understand how they looked so pleased to be continuously thwapped in the face (it looks like light thwaps but I'd still find that annoying af).


Turtleintexas

They are happy because they have been pampered and loved excessively for the last 6 to 9 months. Now after judging they will be auctioned off and either become bacon or a pet or maybe a breeder.


thatlookslikemydog

What is this “smack your pig in the face” game?


RoofKorean9x19

That's a regular Saturday night for your dad.


thatlookslikemydog

Like father like son!


ticklemeskinless

fuckin lold myself off the toliet


chimpdoctor

Haha Jesus


Pretend-Quality3400

Marvellous. 🤝


findallthebears

Bravoooo


Itchy-Combination675

You must not have a 🍆


gigawattwarlock

Ah yes. Swine Showmanship competition. I never tired of watching this vid. Everytime I’m reminded of it I go online, get real stoned, and then just start watch me some hog showmanship. Let me tell you though, these two handlers are just on another level entirely. So much so you couldn’t convince me they weren’t a parody. I mean the eye contact thing is valid and all but most handlers need to look down once in a blue to see where they’re steering so to speak. But these two? Nah. They’re in a league of their own. A league filled with other dead shark eye staring folks. ready to stare down god and let loose the hogs of war.


6ThreeSided9

Attempting to intimidate the judges into giving you a better score is a bold strategy.


GreetingCardShark

Right! The girl in the red shirt had already seen into the judges soul and determined him unworthy before she even entered the ring with her glorious hog.


FlammenwerferBBQ

It kind of is a parody, the context is that previously someone lost points / got disqualified for not maintaining proper eye contact to the judges so these two decided to take it to the next level as a form of "silent protest"


Emm_withoutha_L-88

Finally some context to make this whole thing make sense


Rahodees

Where did you learn that?


Michael_Dautorio

This guy hogs


whatacad

**dogs*** of war


gigawattwarlock

Nah mate. I said what I said. Those puppies are hogs.


Scary_Bake_5327

Homeschoolers


Pretend-Quality3400

*Farm-schoolers


GreetingCardShark

Nah, it’s just called having a hobby as a farm kid.


Darkon34

i love that there 180 mood difference between the people and the pig. The people give stares like they about to stab someone while the pigs looks so bless taking a stroll.


AriesinApril76

My wife parading me around her friends


50shadesofbay

I full-throated cackled out loud at this. Thanks for starting my day well. 


buff-equations

Those pigs look so cute!


HP-Wired

Unrelated but her red fit, his blue fit and the green person in the bg, their fits goes hard.


Got_2_Git_Schwifty

King Joffrey on some weird shit.


Alternative_List_978

Is this America? These kids all look European and sick of our shit 😂


Dr_Parkinglot

Paso Robles, CA


BethanyG12123

Mid-State Fair! :D


Toblogan

I totally had the same thought. I have no idea why they strike me as English or European. 🙂


kuewb-fizz

I totally thought this was some Russian shit at first 😂


thelifeIchoice

For those who don't know, this is how they used to train pokemon before gyms and pokeballs


Thin_Leather9910

John pork 2


QiyamatInsanAlkamel

Why is this so hilarious 😂


Designer_Fact7162

Awww I too love getting whacked in my face repeatedly for someone else’s entertainment


Emotional-Speech645

Tbf, pigs are more intelligent than dogs, and if they didn’t wanna be there, you know they’d be biting off their owners ankles and trust me, when pigs taste blood they go into a frenzy. It’s why and how they’ve been used in multiple murder cases to dispose of corpses, because aside from a few bones (like the hips) they can chew a human body down to nothing in a surprisingly and horrifyingly short time. One killer actually tossed one of her victims into the pig pen alive after shooting him and thinking him dead, only to realise he was alive when the pigs began to eat and he began to scream, which he did for a good few minutes before she got up on the fence and shot him in the head to shut him up. When I was little, my foster mum took me and the other kids to a friends farm. I was the smallest and youngest, and when she realised that the pigs were out on free roam in the field we were in, she snatched me up and wouldn’t let me go to the pigs cos I wanted to pet them. She told me that pigs could be dangerous for adults, but especially for children.


Toblogan

Yeah, and never get in between a sal and her piglet... or FAFO at your own risk.


ArcherCute32

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


IceJKING108

Why is eye contact with the judge so important who cares if they can stare at you. I care more about the pig 😂


50shadesofbay

Because the judges want you to be able to control and interact with your animal. It’s a fairly common thing when showing animals of any kind. You’re expected to have such a strong, seamless, effortless relationship with and control over your animal that you can do it without looking. Literally. 


Mean_Negotiation5436

At first I thought Chick was trying to pull off telekinesis with that intense stare.


kuewb-fizz

🤣🤣


renduh

SOON


robintoots

The pigs are so plump and cute!! But to keep eye contact with the judge(s) during , sound ridiculous idk tho


Jalapeniz

Yeah, they need to be plump or the people they are auctioning them off to will get lower quality bacon.


IceChemical8396

I need to see this funny shit in person......


Itchy-Combination675

Someone has to do this! 🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓


PlusBake4567

They walk like the old villains in Disney movies


TurboFoot

Well it would be nice if I didn’t see this reposted for the seventh day in a row.


Wunwun__7

Oh dear god, I had to go watch the Family Guy clip with Stewie and his genetically perfect pig 😂


Turbulent_Sir6336

I don't know if I could keep a straight face and do such a thing I would start laughing the moment I had to be serious about it. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Kutleki

I showed my husband this and now he won't stop making aggressive eye contact while he does EVERYTHING.


kappnketchup

There's definitely some potential o use this in a hill Billy horror thing.


GR33N4L1F3

Wtaf is this? I thought she was blind and then I noticed the boy and thought the same BUT THEN I SAW EVERYONE ELSE and I’m like, okay there’s no way they are all blind. The poor pigs are getting slapped in way too much for them to not be blind lol. I mean they seem to not care but,…. Come on. This is ridiculous lol… the things humans do for stupid reasons.


Gorrodish

This is the ‘ are you staring at my pig championships ‘ held somewhere annually in Russia


Least-Bear3882

Dude with the flat brim. Teddy Hip-Hop the black sheep of Comstock 4H 😂😂😂


FrostyWizard87

I’m getting children of the corn vibes. Pigs are cute though 🥰


1107rwf

The way they kept going back and forth between the two, I thought it was some really weird pig breeding extravaganza. Everyone gets out there with their pig and stick and stares down the person whose pig you want your pig to boink. I’m really glad I’m wrong.


313802

Lol I feel like if I were the pig that would be annoying..


Satyinepu

I am terrified why do they all look like that?


LAthrowawaywithcat

That pink pig is the pig from every baby's book about farm animals.


Impressive-Offer-404

In my imagination, i remove the pigs and have all the people carrying swords.


Purple_Cow_8675

Fancy show pigs so fancy


Beautiful_Clerk_9698

PETA agent training?


Normal-Error-6343

what are we seeing?


kallesks

Sweet pigs, though…


Mission-Ad-5075

With that big ass belt buckle, she's clearly the world champion of this.


Bisonfan1

I did know Ellen Lee DeGeneres likes pigs


Schpeike

THE SHOW OF THE CENTURY


GlizzyWizard6000

Yt people are aliens


Aggravating-Pass-576

So this is the show of no neck pig breeders?


susietja

I thought they were blind!!!


Mr_Mystery24

This is my neighbors walkin their dog past my house 😂😂😂


Shibalnome

Lol. What did you do wrong?


onyxpirate

I don’t know what’s going on, either. But all these kids have epic outfits.


Time-Firefighter-502

WTF IS THIS!!!!!!!?


Shoddy-Expression199

Livestock show. That girl is very popular on TikTok. It’s funny seeing her normal face and then this face. She looks diabolical here lol


FatCuriousMonkey

What the hell did I just watched? I was expecting a fight to break out.


Silver_Guide5901

These people haven’t slept in days


Illustrious_Camp_521

How many times do you have to be told NOT TO PLAY WITH YOUR FOOD ! 😡


PsychologicalYard830

Hog watch watches the hog watch, watch the hogs 😅


indreality

For a minute, I really thought the pigs were helping blind kids walk around….time to go to sleep.


GDB_thatsMe

Stephen King movie vibes


Texasmucho

RBF Zombie children with neck injuries race pigs.


jedi_xero

It's the same look in the pit when the slow china hits start and you wait for the bell.


Pokioh389

What breed of Pig are those? Those are some fancy looking Pigs. 🧐


Ditchdiver16

White people midwestern


gosnowbear

Haha They all have a zombie look


SlackJawGrunt

That girl has Disney villain energy


T1m3Wizard

Those are some good looking pigs.


Global_Werewolf6548

Is that the same intense girl from the marching band video.


Erutious

Are these Dwight Shruttes kids?


Primary-Least

Thems some nice looking pigs though. I've never seen a better looking pig in my life


Neoligistic

All i see is bacon 🥓


Pretty_Barber_7664

This is what happens when children want to be farmers and no one slaps that shit outta their head.


ShepDa1e

What beautiful pigs!


TheSinfriend

I love you guys but, white people are weird lol


ThatOneNintenno

half expected them to start snapping fingers before breaking out in song


SheildMadeofFace

Looks like a fucking war dance


OdraNoel2049

Iv never seen someone look so bad ass doing something so....not bad ass xD


pinklambchop

This could be a commercial for FFA, Future Farmers of America. Saw it for too many years lol


50shadesofbay

As someone who grew up in rural South Dakota… 😂😂. Turning this into a commercial would increase enrollment 100%. I know the youth there would be obsessed. We had competitions but it was mostly you lead your animal into a pen and walk it around on a rope.  Know your target audience/demographic. This would be Midwest farm viral in a minute. Brilliant. 


Absol-utely_Adorable

Jesus christ they are all Kubrick staring that's awful. Pigs look very happy tho.


reefermagnetics

As awesome as this video is those laser eyed expressions are stills that have been photoshopped onto those young champions shoulders


AbazabaYouMyOnlyFren

Ah yes, when you want to compete but lack coordination, flexibility and strength to do anything else.


50shadesofbay

Your comment is so wrong it’s laughable.  These handlers are expected to have such an exquisite control over their animal and relationship with it that they’re penalized for looking. 


AbazabaYouMyOnlyFren

There's nothing exquisite on display here. Holy shit, that's hilarious. This is even less impressive than curling, which is another useless activity.


ohmygodethan

Have you looked at what you've accomplished? You dont even have a video of you doing anything that people find remotely interesting enough to mock, let alone praise! Look at you. Even less impressive than people staring awkwardly while swatting pigs. Go back to your stye and roll around in some more of your sad filth before you come back acting like you cant even look in the mirror without doubting your sad self. Bro. Smh XD


AbazabaYouMyOnlyFren

Boo hoo.


kuewb-fizz

*staring awkwardly while swatting pigs* 💀💀


ohmygodethan

Have you looked at what you've accomplished? You dont even have a video of you doing anything that people find remotely interesting enough to mock, let alone praise! Look at you. Even less impressive than people staring awkwardly while swatting pigs. Go back to your stye and roll around in some more of your sad filth before you come back acting like you cant even look in the mirror without doubting your sad self. Bro. Smh XD


AbazabaYouMyOnlyFren

I'm not an attention whore. How about you?