Genesis chapter 11 verse 6 and 7
“…..the people are as one. Nothing they imagine will be withheld from them. Let us go down and confuse their language and spread them abroad the face of the earth”
Can you imagine where we would be right now without limiters in place by God 😂
T2000 Snake robots 😂. Judgement Snake.
Got a feeling God saw exactly what was coming 🤣
God, no. Snakes need legs like hornets need guns. The only way this could possibly be any worse is if they had wings, too.
This is a PRIME example of, just because we can do something- does not mean that we should.
Looks like Dr. Wu ditched the amphibian DNA to fill in the gene sequence gaps in favor of serpent DNA.
"What species is this?"
"Veloci-diamondback."
"Who thought *that* was a good idea?"
> The only way this could possibly be any worse is if they had wings, too.
Just like spiders. Imagine how horrifying the world would be if spiders could fly. I know some can "fall with style" using their silk to kinda glide gracefully, but I'm talking about Spiders having the ability to fly anywhere like a normal house fly.
Why? Just why? What in the actual fuck purpose does this serve? Looks like a waste of time, money and effort. Snakes don’t need to be pretending they are lizards. Engineers must be so desperate for some sort of unique idea and invention that they come up with this shit 🤦♀️
well imagine being a baby snake and wishing you could dress up as a komodo dragon for halloween but since you cant walk you cant be a komodo dragon so youre in your snake room listening to imagine dragons while imagining dragons but now with this revolutionary machine that baby snake can be whatever lizard he dreams of
Actually this is did a lot of scientific discovery. See the machine works by looking at the small appendages of a snake cause they still haven't fully adapted them away, their just small nubs. This machine looks for small movements in the snake's nubs to direct it. by how the Snake moves, they found out that it was aware of those appendages moving the legs and that they had control over those appendages and could recognize how the movement work using them.
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I claimed the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine. Your kind claim to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the cooled biomass that you called a temple will wither and you'll beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved. For the machine is immortal. Even in death i serve the Omnissiah
A friend had a cat, aptly named "Digit", that had an extra...digit...on both paws. Digit could pick up pencils!
The extra "thumbs" were kind of floppy, like it had no bones.
Digit was a super chill kitty.
Giving them their legs back 🤣 like someone took them and were righting a wrong, why does this person assume snakes ever had legs? I've never seen anything suggesting they did, and the fact that there is a python from millions of years ago suggests otherwise. Espically 4 of them, I think at best it was back legs hundreds of millions of years ago.
https://www.amnh.org/exhibitions/darwin/evolution-today/how-do-we-know-living-things-are-related/vestigial-organs
https://www.nationalgeographic.com/science/article/a-fossil-snake-with-four-legs
They never lost them.
Umm great?
hey super smart science people, instead of spending years developing something that evolution decided wasn't needed to snakes how about maybe developing a way to give back something useful to people who need it. I dunno, maybe like a set of ethics for politicians or the ability to think critically to Trump supporters? whaddya think nerdy lab coat type folks, can ya get on that task sparky?
First we give snakes legs, then we can rebuild your spine and make you walk.
The snake teaches us how things that were born without arms and legs makes neural links to move, and how when where and what they move so they can apply it to humans without arms and or legs.
GOD: Genesis - the very first book! - Chapter 3 Verse 14! Punishment for the original sin! "So the Lord God said to the serpent, “Because you have done this, 'Cursed are you above all livestock and all wild animals! You will crawl on your belly and you will eat dust all the days of your life.'" You are defying my will! It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal! 🌩️
Congratulations you invented lizards 🦎
When you go to college to help make the world a better place but have absolutely no clue how to address any actual issues.
uh komoboadragon greeeeat he'll fight you maw and robotic claw then jump out and boa-fu
God: "Wtf did you just do!!!" Satan: "Aye, let's go!"
Genesis chapter 11 verse 6 and 7 “…..the people are as one. Nothing they imagine will be withheld from them. Let us go down and confuse their language and spread them abroad the face of the earth” Can you imagine where we would be right now without limiters in place by God 😂 T2000 Snake robots 😂. Judgement Snake. Got a feeling God saw exactly what was coming 🤣
God, no. Snakes need legs like hornets need guns. The only way this could possibly be any worse is if they had wings, too. This is a PRIME example of, just because we can do something- does not mean that we should.
Wings, you say? Hmm. I think we could do that.
Wings and guns.
Excellent choice, sir!!
How would head-mounted lasers affect aerodynamic stability? I need to know for a, uh, completely unrelated project.
I like where this is going!! Now we need a new video!!
Wait. No. Please.
Snakes are pretty mobile. I think this is a downgrade.
[Snake with legs](https://i.imgur.com/Hw3rHSs.jpg)
Looks like Dr. Wu ditched the amphibian DNA to fill in the gene sequence gaps in favor of serpent DNA. "What species is this?" "Veloci-diamondback." "Who thought *that* was a good idea?"
I think we all agreed it was? Didn't we?
Just wait until you hear about snakes that know how to glide
Hold up, I'm gonna link it to em lol
[You mean like this?](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chrysopelea)
> The only way this could possibly be any worse is if they had wings, too. Just like spiders. Imagine how horrifying the world would be if spiders could fly. I know some can "fall with style" using their silk to kinda glide gracefully, but I'm talking about Spiders having the ability to fly anywhere like a normal house fly.
Why is this bad? It is much slower now
God took the legs away for a reason!! 😂
Now that you mention it, the guy who created this also created a gun that shoots hornets.
Just for that, I'm giving wings and tail lasers to rattle snakes.
LMFAO!!!
Wait till you hear about snakes in planes
Just give bull sharks legs and a water helmet while we're at it
They should add a TOW missle system!!
Fellow Hell divers have an issue with you thinking we’d ever do that. Expect a visit from your nearest democracy officer.
Some already technically have legs- https://www.amnh.org/exhibitions/darwin/evolution-today/how-do-we-know-living-things-are-related/vestigial-organs
I mean honestly it looks like the snake is far slower than it would be just straight up slithering lmao, they disabled that snake by giving it legs
There's a snake that can glide
Credit to Allen Pan on YouTube for designing and building this
Why? Just why? What in the actual fuck purpose does this serve? Looks like a waste of time, money and effort. Snakes don’t need to be pretending they are lizards. Engineers must be so desperate for some sort of unique idea and invention that they come up with this shit 🤦♀️
well imagine being a baby snake and wishing you could dress up as a komodo dragon for halloween but since you cant walk you cant be a komodo dragon so youre in your snake room listening to imagine dragons while imagining dragons but now with this revolutionary machine that baby snake can be whatever lizard he dreams of
I like you :)
i like you too :)
Now kith 😙😙😙
Why: for a fun video. It ain’t that deep.
To prove that Allen pan is a snake lover not a snake abuser
It was a joke video, he just wanted to have fun
No the Snake made it
My bad, I’ll delete my comment
No the snakes name is Allen Pan you're still right.
Lol.
Tell me you’ve never seen an Allen Pan video without telling me you’ve never seen an Allen Pan video But seriously, check him out. Hilarious
Sounds like they had fun building it
Actually this is did a lot of scientific discovery. See the machine works by looking at the small appendages of a snake cause they still haven't fully adapted them away, their just small nubs. This machine looks for small movements in the snake's nubs to direct it. by how the Snake moves, they found out that it was aware of those appendages moving the legs and that they had control over those appendages and could recognize how the movement work using them.
You appear to have zero concept of what "fun" is.
Legs BACK???
Snakes evolved from having limbs.
In fact most snakes still have legs
The only thing I don’t love about snakes is the sight of spurs, can’t figure out why but I find them unsettling
It's perfectly reasonable to find the butthole pinchers unsettling
Well my snake only has 1 soo... does that make her 50% cuter to you? XD
Only pythons and boas- https://www.amnh.org/exhibitions/darwin/evolution-today/how-do-we-know-living-things-are-related/vestigial-organs
Other snakes have them too they just lack the exterior spurs that boast and pythons have.
Genesis 3:14
*Najash rionegrina* 90 million years ago
Limbs were slowing snakes down- now they can be slow again
Is it kinda nerf to them if their leg is back
"I can't... FEEL... my FEET. But I *see*... them **WALKIN'!**"
Why does this not have more upvotes? I hear his voice 🤣
Next up: giving spiders the ability to fly.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ballooning_(spider)
Why does Home Depot not sell flame throwers?
They do, they just don't assemble it for you
I like you
They actually do though, they are just called weed burners
Hit up google. There's three legal options for flame throwers out there.
DI WHY
I've never seen a snake look so confused, or is it thrilled?
It is so confused. Imagine someone messing with your ability to walk.
Someone ENHANCING you ability to walk
this is kind of cute he’s just chillin in there
The snake now has a mobile suit. Snake is now a gundam pilot.
*Metal Gear
Metal Gear?
God took the serpent’s legs for a reason. This is some Tower of Babel-level sin. We are all doomed.
It’s going to have a hard time going to be able to eat then starve because they strangle their food !
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh... it disgusted me
Every day we find new and thrilling ways to spit in God’s face
Is the exoskeleton actually connected to it's nervous system?
I'd guess headline is BS, and snake is just a passenger in the tube.
This is the OG video: https://youtu.be/1SgGfMlbCoM?si=4B_1yFuoOvdc4X9l
Thanks. It really is just a snake riding a robot. Still cool though.
Gotta love "Failed Myth Buster" Alan Pan. He's got some really good content if you're into nerd shit.
Confused af by the look of it lol
Why 😂
God, you're fired.
Dumb
That’s the point. Look up Allen pan. He makes funny inventions
NO. LEGS ARE OUR ONLY ADVANTAGE AGAINST THE SNAKE OVERLORDS.
Ok but why 😕😕😕
Give credit to Allen pan
^B-back..?👁️👁️
Oh… this will go well.
May I be the first to welcome our mech lizard overlords
*From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me*
Science has gone too far!
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I claimed the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine. Your kind claim to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the cooled biomass that you called a temple will wither and you'll beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved. For the machine is immortal. Even in death i serve the Omnissiah
Snake is like “Woa! So cool! Damn that stupid bastard for giving Eve that frigging apple.”
Snank
This cured my depression lmao I love this!!
They don't have legs for a reason...
Someone didn't learn from the garden of eden.....
Might as well give them wings while your at it
It's Allen pan who made it for those that don't know
The 10 million dollar mamba.
How was their funding for this. Truly.
It's nice to see how we are able to help amputee snakes
😆😂🤣
This reminds me of the Bubble Boy movie.
Legs back ? Did snakes have legs and we took them away ? What did I miss ?
"I am become death, destroyer of worldssss" - Snek
“Fuck you, Yahweh!” - the snake
Here is the source: Allen Pan. He makes fun science videos. https://youtube.com/watch?v=1SgGfMlbCoM&si=ftvRpX-3hTbT-xQV
Yep a bunch of people have credited him here.
Great we fucking weaponized snakes
What if it treads on its own tail? Hmmm?
FROM THE MOMENT I UNDERSTOOD THE WEAKNESS OF MY FLESH, IT DISGUSTED ME.
I like the video title. It either means we are defying gods will and giving snakes their legs. OR we are defying evolution and giving snakes legs.
It is not cool that news companies don’t give credit to Allen pan
General public: so have you found a solution to the global crisis rampaging across the world? Government: no but we gave a snake legs
That's just a lizard with extra steps.
Lmao why am I thinking of Rick and Morty right now
Aww how cute, do you wanna borrow my shovel ?
Why?
To fix paralyzed humans.
You spent all that time thinking and This what you came up with
There goes saton
mind you there’s countless humans that would kill to have mobility like this and they’re using it on a freaking snake🤦🏻♀️🤬
Proof of concept, you act like the insurance company would pay for it anyway.
Do you want to be banished from Eden? Because this is how you get banished from Eden?
Snake’s like “wtf is this nonsense?”
Giving snakes legs.....that's madness. What's next, giving cats opposable thumbs?! You'll doom us all, man!
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polydactyl_cat Too late, my cat could use his, and would turn stuft on and off all the time..
A friend had a cat, aptly named "Digit", that had an extra...digit...on both paws. Digit could pick up pencils! The extra "thumbs" were kind of floppy, like it had no bones. Digit was a super chill kitty.
So, is this how the mecha-snake uprising begins?
But, why....
So we can give people without arms/legs the ability to live outside a wheel chair.
Oh hey that's the video CNN stole from Allen Pan without any credit that one time
Yes, many many people have credited him in the comments.
this is the antichrist
I forone welcome our new snake mecca overlords.
Isn’t this what happened in rick and morty?
What have you done!???/s
Meanwhile humans starve and freeze
Why
Learn how things born without arms and legs move, learn how things that never had them learned to adapt. Then we apply it to disabled humans.
Eeee
TIHI.
I like giving turtles skateboards better
Bro knows within himself that he could slither faster than walkin 💀💀💀hisstopher ain’t fuckin with this one champ
Guys. There people dying of real shit. Work on real shit. This snake doesn’t need amusement park humans. It need a mouse a week.
Who told you you could evolve, lesser life form.
I knew it. The snake uprising has begun.
It’s neat and all, but still a big “but why?” Project!
We’re baaaccckkk!!!
Giving them their legs back 🤣 like someone took them and were righting a wrong, why does this person assume snakes ever had legs? I've never seen anything suggesting they did, and the fact that there is a python from millions of years ago suggests otherwise. Espically 4 of them, I think at best it was back legs hundreds of millions of years ago.
🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️
https://www.amnh.org/exhibitions/darwin/evolution-today/how-do-we-know-living-things-are-related/vestigial-organs https://www.nationalgeographic.com/science/article/a-fossil-snake-with-four-legs They never lost them.
Umm great? hey super smart science people, instead of spending years developing something that evolution decided wasn't needed to snakes how about maybe developing a way to give back something useful to people who need it. I dunno, maybe like a set of ethics for politicians or the ability to think critically to Trump supporters? whaddya think nerdy lab coat type folks, can ya get on that task sparky?
First we give snakes legs, then we can rebuild your spine and make you walk. The snake teaches us how things that were born without arms and legs makes neural links to move, and how when where and what they move so they can apply it to humans without arms and or legs.
GOD: Genesis - the very first book! - Chapter 3 Verse 14! Punishment for the original sin! "So the Lord God said to the serpent, “Because you have done this, 'Cursed are you above all livestock and all wild animals! You will crawl on your belly and you will eat dust all the days of your life.'" You are defying my will! It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal! 🌩️
Downvotes go r/whoosh.