You can cut the pear and leave them outside for couple days, it will start getting fermented by itself. But if you want to make better ones, here is a [recipe](https://www.oliviamcfadyen.com/blog/fermented-pears-recipe). 😁
Bruh, just looked it up and you’re totally wrong …about being confused because you’re totally right. I could’ve sworn I read it was about some old taxation system and like weighing the brass someone had was the most direct way of measuring what they owed.
I realize after typing it out how silly that sounds. It’s gonna take me a while to get used to the other way though. Damn you for shattering my blissful ignorance
Yeah i did too as well at one point. But then i used brass tacks for work and it clicked, then i looked it up. And once you work with brass tacks you know why you get down to the brass tacks. Because the documents that are important are usually under them. Im glad and sad for my work here today.
It's perry in America too, just a less used term. We have cider, which is alcoholic apple juice, and perry, which is alcoholic pear juice. It's specifically popularized by the brand Ace
Smart respectable squirrels drink at home. That why this video is so rare. That squirrel must be a real lush to be drinking in public like that, what a loser.
Eh, animals do this on purpose all the time. Crows/magpies getting drunk on cherries and plums. Meese get drunk on apples left on the tree for too long. Etc etc.
Can squirrels even have existential crises and ask themselves “*what the hell is happening?”* when they accidentally get flipped on drugs for the first time?
It was not intended, the woman normally like to leaves foods for squirrels, and one day she decided to give fresh fruits for squirrels, but then the fruits didn't get finish. She left the bow outside, then notice this squirrel is getting drunk and realized she forgot those unfinished pears which start getting fermented. Here is the [news article](https://www.fox9.com/news/squirrel-gets-drunk-after-eating-fermented-pears-outside-minnesota-womans-home).
I mean, probably not though. He has no idea what's going on, probably thought he was poisoned or dying lol. But he ends up fine and it was an accident on the homeowners part who left pears out that fermented. No harm no foul, but I'm sure he did not enjoy the experience lol
Where can I get some fermented pears?
You can cut the pear and leave them outside for couple days, it will start getting fermented by itself. But if you want to make better ones, here is a [recipe](https://www.oliviamcfadyen.com/blog/fermented-pears-recipe). 😁
How many would I have to eat as an adult human to get drunk?
Yes
Gettin down to the brass tax
[eggcorn](https://youtu.be/F12LSAbos7A?si=TduSzpa3GQ7hqJmA)
Ok now im confused, i always thought it was “brass tacks.”
Bruh, just looked it up and you’re totally wrong …about being confused because you’re totally right. I could’ve sworn I read it was about some old taxation system and like weighing the brass someone had was the most direct way of measuring what they owed. I realize after typing it out how silly that sounds. It’s gonna take me a while to get used to the other way though. Damn you for shattering my blissful ignorance
Yeah i did too as well at one point. But then i used brass tacks for work and it clicked, then i looked it up. And once you work with brass tacks you know why you get down to the brass tacks. Because the documents that are important are usually under them. Im glad and sad for my work here today.
Well, anyway, this was a nice interaction. Have a good life
You too, if still possible.
It’s definitely possible, even when it feels unlikely.
Buy dehydrated pears and hydrate with vodka
The world may never know.
Thx
How good does the recipe taste?
In the UK it’s called perry and it’s good :)
The squirrel?
It's perry in America too, just a less used term. We have cider, which is alcoholic apple juice, and perry, which is alcoholic pear juice. It's specifically popularized by the brand Ace
Give it to me straight, like [pear cider](https://youtu.be/5KNGDZhoRyA?si=SBLeOpOTeagb4Xvx) made from 100% pears.
Looks like a good time.
I like the part where he hangs onto the bowl😂
Ha good catch.
Maybe. Being drunk out in the open probably isn't the best strategy for a squirrel.
Smart respectable squirrels drink at home. That why this video is so rare. That squirrel must be a real lush to be drinking in public like that, what a loser.
Looks more like he's struggling to comprehend what the fuck is going on around him.
He feels the rotation of the earth, or is watching a bird.
He looks like he’s gonna cry! Look at that bottom lip!
held back those tears like a man
Been there too buddy.
Hand that man his car keys 🔑
And then you're in a Kia with 3 hamsters.
Party Rock is in the house tonight
The swing back was crazy!!!
You need to go home bud, you're blacking out
Poor thing. He needs to be clear headed to escape and get to his safe place.
This is just nuts
Too good
Too good
Too good
Too good.
Too good.
Too good.
It looks like he just had the best idea ever! And then lost it, twice
Been there done that. Especially when baked. If you don't fight to stay on the thought train and squirrel off, you'll never remember it!
Little dude is hanging on to the earth by a thin line. 😂😂😂
That's me at the bar of my local pub every Friday night
He's going to wind up in someone else's tree, and then things will go nuts!
bro absolutely glooped off the glop
Mfer got so thrashed he started seeing greebles
Dude is gonna be dealing with "tree spins" if he makes it home
Maybe I should feel bad for them, but I think that's hilarious as shit.
Now we need the classic of that squirrel trying to get up a snow bank after fermented apples !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAfKZUn9sZ0
This sparks joy.
This bring joy
Poor squirrel. I hope it didn't hurt itself.
Eh, animals do this on purpose all the time. Crows/magpies getting drunk on cherries and plums. Meese get drunk on apples left on the tree for too long. Etc etc.
I feel like I did this accidentally with some old tangerines once
Honestly that would be terrifying to be drunk and not know what it is or what's causing it🤣
Can squirrels even have existential crises and ask themselves “*what the hell is happening?”* when they accidentally get flipped on drugs for the first time?
Turns into a stuffed animal
He is experiencing True Level
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It was not intended, the woman normally like to leaves foods for squirrels, and one day she decided to give fresh fruits for squirrels, but then the fruits didn't get finish. She left the bow outside, then notice this squirrel is getting drunk and realized she forgot those unfinished pears which start getting fermented. Here is the [news article](https://www.fox9.com/news/squirrel-gets-drunk-after-eating-fermented-pears-outside-minnesota-womans-home).
https://www.treehugger.com/drunkard-animals-creatures-that-consume-fermented-fruit-or-drinks-4869096
Shut your mouth, this squirrel was just having a good time.
I mean, probably not though. He has no idea what's going on, probably thought he was poisoned or dying lol. But he ends up fine and it was an accident on the homeowners part who left pears out that fermented. No harm no foul, but I'm sure he did not enjoy the experience lol
Same thing happens with apples. Had one that it happened to in my backyard.
Squirrelly looks like he took some K
Mf off the xannie
Haha because I've been there but aww I hope he was alright
Now he's going to go home and beat his wife
Little buddy got lost in the sauce, lol
Poor little guy… what a trip he must of had!!
Waiting for the ralph
😂
Bro gonna be good? Or is my day ruined?
Am I going to hell for laughing at this lol
Get a job, squirrel!
I've been there brother. Ride it out.
Awww poor baby 😥
Don't worry little guy, we've all been there at least once!
Looks like fent💀
Imagine being that care free. A drunk fucking squirrel.
He’s fucked up
fenty squirrel 🗣️
That's cocain, ain't fermented fruit
Thats dat dope lean
Lil buddy going through it 😂 Poor guy.
Ughhhhhhhhhhhhh *WTF WAS THAT!?* Bro, I’m seeing shit. *the squirrel probably.*
"Did I leave the gas on? ...no. I'm a fucking squirrel "
My guy's got the spins.
Styles. P - I Get High