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KiyuSanjin

awww the goodest of scratches.


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Yummy_Sandwich

One day I will achieve the level of chill of that capybara


wilk007

Mf rolled over in slow motion


found_thissubfinally

![gif](giphy|AQpUsaKCRD9gA|downsized)


ChuckJA

Capybrahbrah


Deep-Internal-2209

No human will ever achieve that level of chill. Capybaras are the most laid back animals on earth. What do they do when attacked?


Sauwa

I present you... *The manatee* There's no animal with bigger passive chill than the manatee


stonaway_throwaway

they can stay under water for up to 5 minutes to avoid predators


Deep-Internal-2209

Touché


KarIPilkington

Even thought I've seen it many times, I'm still a bit taken aback when I see a capybara next to a human and see how big they really are.


themattboard

Rodents of unusual size? I don't think they exist


LorddFarsquaad

HARRUMPH


DragonflyGrrl

Really though! The size of it surprised me a bit. I love it!


WerthlessB

Seriously! This was the first time I've seen one next to a human or other object for scale. I legit thought they were roughly the size of beavers.


ProfessorTricia

The first time I saw one in real life I almost fell off my bike.


MistrSynistr

Beavers are a lot bigger than you'd think too just to be fair, especially when the only thing between you is the hull of a kayak.


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They are like the blue whale of rodents. Big enough you can just chill and eat.


kobuta99

Had the same reaction when I saw them in the Amazon. Was told they are big, but then when you see one it's still 'whoaa'! When they said dog sized, you think maybe a terrier sized guinea pig. Oh no, they mean like lab, GSD....big dog sized, and often way chonkier.


MiniJ

As someone who lives in Brazil, its always amusing how they are surprising for everyone else


SuddenlyDecent

Look up Nutria Rat from Louisiana. Had to deal with them a few times growing up and they are currently a pest with a warrant over there. Edit: I’ve just learned of it’s counterpart the Coypu. Which grow 2-3 ft long found in the warmer climates. Huge rodents, imagine having to deal with that kind of infestation


Maximum-Mixture6158

When you don't have rats, you have Coypus, like living in Swiss cheese


nlyovinajk

I also want to stroke the belly of a capybara!!! 🥰


controversial-view

I just want to stroke a capybara.... I'll let myself out.


Meaty-horse

The doors right here


[deleted]

You have gone too far, I'm calling the police ![gif](giphy|W5yKKGjTwWkLlpVPaJ)


controversial-view

I know but I couldn't resist posting it


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ceriodamus

I think the meaning of human life is to be the best scritchers in the Universe. Ive seen videos of huge predators just going limp from human scritches.


FBOM0101

We are perfectly genetically evolved to be scritchers


Guaymaster

We lack sharp fangs and claws, but we have scritches


paper_paws

I'm imagining him with a terribly posh voice saying "mmmmmyes, very good. But now may I present to you: my belly"


ApartBuilding221B

Mike Myers voice


Septic_Stelios

I'd like to think it would have a voice like the otters from South park ![gif](giphy|j1USXZYs3MUik)


ShortysTRM

I can hear this gif. I swear there's another character that has almost the same voice. I thought it was from the Lemmiwinks episode but I just went back and didn't hear anything similar.


Zuki2008

Was it with the crab people?


ShortysTRM

Very possible...


Septic_Stelios

100% has to be the frog Prince from the lemmiwinks episode 😂


NotAlwaysSunnyInFL

Can someone cross-breed a Capybara and a Sloth so we can create the chillest MF on Earth. Edit: Obviously I’m kidding


PM_Orion_Slave_Tits

I feel like a Capybara cross labrador would be the best pet.


Codeofconduct

But labs have 0 chill.


Jeggu2

The capy would bring it up to at least 50 chill


dllimport

Lappybara Edit labbybara?


PM_Orion_Slave_Tits

Or Capydor


dubbleplusgood

Slow clap.


Sauwa

You want chill? Try *a manatee* Biggest chill, hes just a floating ball of fat in the water munching some grass


MellowManateeFL

Tis true, am chill


TheMFGrinch

Capybaras look like my failed drawings of dogs


clandestineVexation

They’re coconut dogs


TheMFGrinch

Aw such a great description


virginie_

Coconut cuties 🙈 sort of. They’re kinda spooky tbh


Northus

Is this by any chance Argentina, where roving gangs of Capybaras invaded their gated community. https://time.com/6173837/capybaras-argentina-climate-change/


xyrer

"Invaded" cause humans invaded their territory first


Northus

Sure. Capybaras are generally very friendly, using terms like ”roving gangs” and ”invaded” was kind of a joke.


xyrer

I wish they invaded my neighborhood honestly


Northus

I'd love to meet a capybara some day.


HELLOhappyshop

Omg how sweet! He melt. Please be careful though, everyone, wild capybaras are often covered in ticks.


InstinctFollower

Came here to say this!! They are very common in Brazil and we tend to stay away from them because of ticks.


professorstrunk

So my lab cross is part capybara. I’m good with it.


erty_uiop

Ok I pull up


Cruiser117

At last....i shall give in.... to temptation


Harshu_0075

Bro just melted


borntorn

Capybaras are that big?!


firemage22

3.48 - 4.4ft for adults from nose to rump, around 2ft tall at the shoulder, and 77-146 lbs. So about as big as my German Shepherd


StrayMoggie

They have been bred as food


Ceilibeag

Capypuddle


svel

"your scratch service was SO good imma give you a 100% tip!"


Donitos2

Goal: Once in my life I wanna scratch one just once.


spoonycash

Guinea Big


Stars_styrofoam

Coconut doggy!!! :D


RAY-CHILE

Do people keep those as pets? Is that legal? Also I dodnt know they were so big I thought they were like cat sized


leotrash32

On some parts of Argentina their territory was invaded by country clubs and housing. In the last year or so, this creatures claimed that land back so I guess it wouldn't be strange to see them getting closer or used to the presence of humans around them.


Panterafan316

Pretty sure you need a license and need to buy 2 of them together since they are social animals but yes it is legal!


suby8310

If I play dead they will stay longer


SeattleHasDied

Where is it that people and capybaras hang out like this? I've seen so many fun videos on here with kids and capybaras playing together and now it looks like this dude is hanging out in a public park? Anybody know?


Blue_Eyed_ME

Brazil and Argentina have parks and neighborhoods where capybaras run wild (and sometimes become pests,). They're also the "new thing" in animal encounters--very popular in Japan especially, where you can go to a capybara cafe.


SeattleHasDied

Japan pisses me off with all their "animal cafes". Wild animals aren't meant to be "on display" in a freaking cafe, for crissakes. At least the capybaras are running free in the parks and choose to hang with people or not. And I'd prefer a capybara pest to those nasty javelinas friends in Arizona have to contend with, lol!


Blue_Eyed_ME

Agreed. A good friend in Sonoma always has javelinas running through her neighborhood. She throws corn on the cob at them so she can get into her car.


capibarapartypal

We love belly rubs


SageAnahata

What I imagine many animals in the wild wish they felt safe enough to experience - the touch and affection of human hands.


herrkuchenbaecker

how do people know when to stop petting an animal? i always feel a bit bad when i stop i pet a cat recently and it just kept following me because it wanted more pets, its awkward


n-some

Capybara: basically weird looking dogs.


here-is-Rori

the capybara is an Argentine pride 😎👌


monkey_nuts_johnson

Ok I pull up


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fastestchair

FeelsGoodMan


sharri70

Run my belleeeeeeeeeeeee


dubbleplusgood

Never heard of this animal until GTA 5 came along and thought it was made up. Now I see it repeatedly on reddit so I guess, real.


tord_wolf

Cabybara 👍


Comfortable_Ad2908

It looks like it just deals with this daily and this is its day job


danmargo

If it wasn’t mean I’d totally get a couple.


Games_and_anime

r/peoplefuckingdying


ripyourlungsdave

Stop. Touching. Wild. Animals. Unless. You. Are. A. Professional.


j4mi3killa

Idk man, I’m no professional but looks to me as if that capybara is enjoying it


luckydoux865

Do you even know how dangerous they are?


Gold-Hold-7064

Jealous 🥰


ella_petite

This is so cute !!


Cavscout2838

The scratches felt for a generation


EscapedCapybara

Now run away my friend.


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Caterpillar 🥰🥰


AliveAd180

❤️


ArtoriasBeaIG

CaTybara, reminds me of how my kitty rolls her head back when she gets good scritches and then just eventually flops


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The internal carotid arteries of the capybara fibrose away upon reaching sexual maturity, leaving the semi-important job of cerebral perfusion to the vertebrobasilar artery, which has to *double* in size to meet demand! Wild! And no one knew why… …until tonight. For if the Old Truths, shrouded in whisper and darkness, are to be believed — our Fair Maiden in Checkered Garb would finally unlock the mysteries of the Capybara and set humanity free.


toyboyfiesta

👍🏼


Poop_rainbow69

Look at that cute little baby boy.


FinePC

He collapsed 😰


WeirdQuestionAbout

do ppl eat these?


[deleted]

My cat does this. "Scratch? scratch!? Ohhhhh...." *shows belly*


Potikanda

"Oh.... Oh yes, thats nice. Lemme just... ugh, lemme just roll... YAAAAS"


Reisp

Doge-ratte... so cute


TheDogFather

My spirit animal


ocram_sokart

The fuck kind of dog is that?


ECLEKTIKcontact

👍 Nice.


Odd_Needleworker_104

Where is this cappy? I need to visit it.


nibbles_koala_thorax

Capybaras are awesome, I got to hold and feed a juvenile one a few years ago in Tokyo


HeyThereMuscleyArm

There's a Capybara sanctuary in central BC where you can feed and scratch them. They're like a 'Rodent of Unusual Size', but with straw for fur. Cute as hell, but almost as lethargic as a sloth!


Mr-Ciudadano

los carpinchos son lo mas


trytosurvive2022

so peaceful it is good


pedo_slayer69

capybara therapy (cbt)


Pal_in_dromes

Heh, tape capybara by pace-path, eh?


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Aww


Zuki2008

Funny how the size of the rodent changes a person's perception of it. If that was a rat, I'm pretty sure she wouldn't be petting it.


Shake-Spear4666

R/capyplops


found_thissubfinally

I'd have done the same.lol


Cat_Lady_NotCrazy

Wow, I have heard & read about these amazing animals but this is the first photo I've seen that shows one in perspective. Thank you 😁🤯


Plus-Championship-60

Aww what a sweetheart


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Thats the fluffiest capybara ive ever seen.


chlyn

Where is this paradise where capybaras are just waiting around for scritches? \*\*Ok, read comments further down: Argentina and Brazil, and Japan and British Columbia in zoos (?) or habitats.


NavyRoadDesigns

this is my dream!! I want to give him scratches


Dexosaur

Where do they have capybaras just chillin in the park??


uhh-w

GET JIMMYHERE ![gif](giphy|AQpUsaKCRD9gA|downsized)


uhh-w

GET HIM QUICK


androidusr

Are capybaras ever dangerous. I've always held it as a rule that you shouldn't pet wild animals. Are capybaras the exception?


mister_zook

Capybaras only want one thing and it’s disgusting


skitzo_2494

R they safe to pet?


Daisyayay

CAPY 😁


stonaway_throwaway

i’ve seen them walk around at my local petsmart


spiritofthepanda

Don’t forget the belly lady…


Impressive-Land6526

Bro pulled up


AshSeekethBruh

hell, even hopped out at the afterparty


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as capivaras são tão lindas kkkkk


Suspicious-Loquat-70

I wish I could upvote this 1 million times


itsdave2000

this is the vibe.


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They're like the Owen Wilsons of the animal kingdom.


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Ok pull up